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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?


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Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.

Edit: i started a war in the comments…
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BRO….

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yeah

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Bro…

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BRO….

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I was raped yesterday.

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bump



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it's shutting down fr?

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>>28083 (OP)
>quote is attentionwhoring
Maybe he really is a pooner

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>>28083 (OP)
QUOTE SHUT IT DOWN

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> fix my fuckin site nigga

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Every mawd did ts its obviously a joke mayne

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TQD



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America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca

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I tasted ranch first in popeyes, but some fellow brits only found it in the USA. Ranch and bluecheese solo mayo

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USA
S
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Americans all look like this btw



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The body of a tranny found in the Rhine river near DΓΌsseldorf at the start of June has been identified. Online, xe referenced TADC in xer suicide announcement and groomed a teen xe had a pedophilic relationship with into a suicide pact over the span of multiple years. Xe was identified by the hazbrim hotel tattoos and the SH scars on xer body

https://rp-online.de/nrw/staedte/duesseldorf/fahndung-der-polizei-war-der-tote-ein-cosplayer_aid-150855243

https://www.bild.de/regional/koeln/wer-kennt-diese-tattoos-sie-gehoeren-einem-toten-aus-dem-rhein-6a437bc1e507bf1455ece16c
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>>28223 (OP)
Why people are so rude and mean, have some respect to dead people

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>>28251
tsmt jsid everything in existence

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>so troon it got troonslop tattoed in xer arm
Legendary troon lvl 9000x

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>male with female appearance
gegggg, just as the copypasta foretold!

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Its body its choice. O algo.



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An AI-Generated picture of Jerry from the popular hit comedy show "Tom and Jerry" has gone viral on multiple social media platforms.

Over the past weeks users have come to care about this picture deeply as evidenced by the thousands of likes the picture had accumulated on "TickTock".

Users often comment on its simple yet relatable nature and the distinct postmodern feel and art style.

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>>28173
I agree with petah this time

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SECA go up

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>interesting…

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>>28233
'gated



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>#BREAKING
>Discord has initiated the flow of data, logs, and information to Turkey.
>;Criminals' information is being obtained one by one.
https://x.com/gusholderhaber/status/2073352749974982926

>TΓΌrkiye is expected to restore access to Discord after the platform met the country’s security and content removal criteria, Transport and Infrastructure Minister Abdulkadir Uraloglu said.

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/turkiye-to-restore-discord-access-soon-minister-says-3221382
https://shiftdelete.net/bakan-acikladi-discord-icin-erisim-engeli-kalkiyor

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The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.

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up

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Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/

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Gem πŸ’Ž

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Gem goes up



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THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/

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i absolutely fucking hate sono bisque doll, all of these high school slice of life romcom mangas are bullshit wish fulfillment for redditors and tr/a/nnies, but this show brings it to the next fucking level. nothing about this show feels natural at all. marin is literally just a bunch of buzzwords of things the target demographic (redditors and loser hikoneets who are probably days away from hanging themselves) likes. "DOOD… WHAT IF THERE WAS A GIRL… AND SHE WAS LIKE HOT AND POPULAR AND STUFF… BUT SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS… AND PLAYED LE EBIN HENTAI GAMES AND WATCHED LE MANGA TOO????" And then to add on top of this, she acts and dresses like a skank (no girl who dyes her hair like Marin would get away without a writeup from the school, at least not in Japan), hell most of her manga is just bullshit fan service of her in lewd cosplays, yet at the same time she's "le pure and wholesome trad girl" who look at guys for their pure, thoughtful personalities and not just looks. and to add to that, she's also anti-tsundere, from only like ten chapters in she realizes how much she "wuvs" gojou, and she's only anti-tsundere because midwit redditors are too fucking stupid to understand the power of a great tsundere character. nothing about her or her manga feels real. in reality, a person like marin wouldn't give two shits about the games or the tranime she pretends to enjoy, it'd all just be bait to attract lonely men to fuck with and use, much like how belle delphine and all these other e-thots act like they "HECCIN LOVE VIDEO GAMES" when in reality they only say that just to get more cash from simps and the only games they play are basic bitch shit like the sims, minecraft, animal crossing, whatever shit is being shilled at the moment maybe red dead redemption 2 and league of legends (where they get carried by the group of dweebs they're carrying along as they think they all have a chance with her), and the mangaka for sono bisque doll is no better. i'm pretty sure she said on the record that only made sono bisque doll just to make fat loads of cash from losers and make fun of them, and unfortunately it's working. she's playing these motherfuckers like a fiddle. in a just world she'd be beaten to death along with all the other egirls and whores who use men, but this world isn't just

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I FUCKING HATE every nigger at r/TrollCoping
they are all trannies posting the same 'OH MY HRT SOMEPHONO JUST MISGENDERED ME IM TRANS BTW' or 'IM CUTTING MYSELF OR SOME BAD THING BEACUSE I GOT HECCIN RAPED' bullshit

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>>28247
They do some gems like this



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Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters

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>>28150
keep leaking 'cado won

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>>28145 (OP)
it didn't doe because 'cado lost all that weight and most likely got a surgery to tighten the 'slot

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>>28156
evendoe he lost now because hes married to a whore and is bald and skinny now

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