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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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 8432[Reply]

RAID OPENED

It's still a bit buggy, though; it's only visible on the bar on /soy/. Quote: VILL will fix this bug.

this VILL stop (((those))) people from leaking whenever a dox/raid thread shows up.

 8433

edit: the bug has been fixed.

raid was created 2 days after the site was created but was hidden February 24, 2024

 8440

Quote is admin thrembo.



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 7846[Reply]

Los Angeles, CA — A man known locally as "Satoko" has been deported to Mexico following a major federal drug bust involving the distribution of carfentanil, fentanyl-laced pills, and other street drugs to minors. Authorities say Satoko, 36, had a long-standing interest in anime culture and operated under several online aliases while conducting illegal activity.

According to investigators, Satoko built a network that targeted teenagers through social media and fandom communities, offering substances disguised as prescription medication. His residence, filled with imported collectibles and electronics, also served as the base for his trafficking operation.

The DEA, working in coordination with Homeland Security, recovered significant quantities of carfentanil—an extremely lethal synthetic opioid—during a raid last month. Officials described the scene as "disturbing" and emphasized the danger posed to the local community.

“Carfentanil has no place in any human environment,” said DEA spokesperson Nat Figlet. “Even a few micrograms can kill. Distributing it to minors is unconscionable.”

Satoko, who had been residing in the U.S. illegally, was deported this week and is expected to face additional criminal charges in Mexico. Authorities are continuing to investigate potential links to larger trafficking networks.
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 7858

obsessed brimstone

 7861

kys obsessed faggot

 7862

Istg he gave carfentanil to my newborn son

 7865

>WHY ARE YOU SO OBSSESED WITH ME YOU GRINGOS "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

 7876

>>7846 (OP)
Dios mío…Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, llename de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano… Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica… destruye al monstruo, a la creatura… Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación… debe morir… Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas… Amen.

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What the hell lmao



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 8334[Reply]

The former US president has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, medics claim the form is aggressive. It's actually joever.

https://apnews.com/article/biden-cancer-prostate-be18c98abe341cd91277e1d3b75d5cd5
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>>8342
We're all in a bad mood from the news i miss that nigga

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>>8389
Really?

 8422

(((Netanyahu))) also got prostate cancer but he has yet to die

 8424

everyone who lives long enough will get cancer eventually

 8428

>>8410
also had a family member who got it around the time of the vaxx, raisins poison

 8438

>>>8410
>also had a family member who got it around the time of the vaxx, raisins poison

Hes old as raisin, cancer just happens sometimes



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 8224[Reply]

Nate Higgers lookalike has been spotted in arkansas and has been detained for rape, albeit no glasses
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 8339

Nah,it's probably a j@rtycuck false flaging as a soyteen

 8340

>>8279
Soylita's days are numbered

 8353

>>8279
it's a jartycuck flaseflagging as nate

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>>8224 (OP)
They grow up so fast

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>>8279
Since Nate was originally 16 back in 2021 ish this actually checks out as lore accurate



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 8434[Reply]

Germany has unveiled a €500 billion infrastructure modernization plan to address decades of underinvestment, but experts warn that funding alone won't resolve the nation's deep-rooted challenges. The initiative aims to overhaul aging bridges, railways, and digital networks, with €100 billion earmarked for climate-related projects like renewable energy and hydrogen infrastructure.

However, systemic issues such as bureaucratic delays, a shortage of skilled workers, and outdated planning processes threaten to impede progress. The collapse of Dresden's Carola Bridge in 2024 highlighted the urgency, revealing that approximately 5,000 bridges require immediate attention.

Business leaders support the investment but emphasize the need for regulatory reforms to streamline project approvals and address labor shortages . Without tackling these structural obstacles, Germany risks falling short of its modernization goals.

Source:
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250521-germany-s-infrastructure-push-needs-more-than-money


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 8366[Reply]

The FAA has announced a major overhaul of the U.S. air traffic control system after recent outages exposed critical vulnerabilities. The $5 billion plan includes new radar systems, faster data connections, and upgraded control centers by 2028.

Source:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/faa-new-air-traffic-control-system-rcna205612
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 8383

Old news.

 8390

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>FAA announces new air traffic control system in hope of taming busy skies.

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>>8371
>LIVE NOW
>>to tak or not to tak

 8397

Hopefully this includes eliminating non-radar class D airspaces

 8427

none of this matters if incompetent niggers are still at the helm

 8430

brap



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 8354[Reply]

Kanye West, famed musician known for recent controversy, has doused more fuel into the flame as he recently insulted the region of Tanna Tuva.

You will not investigate further.
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 8392

>>8375
GEEEEEEEEEEG JUST A SMALL LEAK

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 8395

>>>8363
>But I still don't understand why. But this post makes it clear that he plays HoI4, because Tannu Tuva is known in the vast majority only because of this game.
That or someone sent him the national anthem, and he was just pressed on how good it was. I find that more likely.

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>>8354 (OP)
>Tannu Tuva

 8425

>>8374
don't use God's name in vain

 8429

tannu what?



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 8096[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: I FARTED AND THEN…AND THEN…
AND THEN…
AND THEN…
AND THEN POOPY CAME OUT…
AND THE TURD WAS SHAPED LIKE A BIBISI!!!!1 NYAAAAA NYAAAA NYAAAAAA~~~

 8118

really informative

 8426

true



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 8419[Reply]

So some fucking chud in my country decided to pull a "Solomon" at this one school. And now im sure that im going to get a visit from the police trying to manipulate me into a informant despite be not knowing anything about this. Im starting to get tired of this raisin.

Here is the video also. To my knowledge. Not affiliated with the sharty at all. But "probably" (take this with a massive grain of salt) is involved with some 09A affiliate or 764 nigger faggots since they started becoming popular here.

 8420

casually explains a school shooting award
but yeah,this is the worst time to be a student and a teacher,the schools feel insecure and students are trained to survive fucking shootings
if i survive this year without any school shooting or bomb threat it will be just for luck

 8423

These newgen shooters cant even more than 5 kills, I thought that raisin was easy.



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 8398[Reply]

kikemin (the former admin of the chinny) recently started edating a trans girl, this made poly (the admin of the shemmy) jealous, as poly is a faggot who wanted kikemin to edate him, this caused poly to be ungrateful towards kikemin, as kikemin used to be a good friend of his.

https://archive.ph/so1wJ
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>>8403
thanks sista

 8407

bump

 8409

up

 8413

this is σeca

 8417

up

 8418

namefag splintercuck drama is so heccin gemmy



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 8218[Reply]

In the late hours of this afternoon, following an inconclusive though largely Icelandic victory in previous border skirmishes between the nations of Iceland and the Aryan paradise of Dnaleci(First Dnalecian Icelandic war), it appears tensions have boiled over again. With the return (got unbanned) of the Icelander who immediately started spamming and Iceland conducting raids along the border, anti Icelanders and Dnalecian patriots have risen again as anti Icelandic sentiment has flared up. Obsessed niggerspam is currently being perpetuated by both sides. The catty will be full of braps soon. Emperor-Elect Aryus IV redeclared the state of emergency and launched retaliatory strikes. It appears the war has begun. Only God can help the catty now.
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BREAKING:EMPEROR ARYUS IV DECLARES VICTORY IN THE SECOND ICELANDIC-DNALECIAN WAR
NNAV DNALECI

 8251

dont use Holiness in vain

 8269

How about… no
Iceland won

 8270

>>8221
Making a "reply with X if you're a pedophile" thread is just low tier bait tbh, it's retarded to ban him for that

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 8415

>DNALECI WON
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 8332[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: A CUTE TRANSGIRL NEEDS XHER DIAPER

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>>8332 (OP)
My CLITTY just leaked in my diaper and now I'm mortified

 8412

shmorky?



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