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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

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Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

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4chan hacked, /qa/ back, jannies ACKed Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 03:17:36 №4104 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29]

Tonight has been a very special night for many of us at the soyjak party. Today, April 14, 2025, a hacker, who has been in 4cuck's system for over a year, executed the true operation soyclipse, reopening /qa/, exposing personal information of various 4cuck staff, and leaking code from the site.

In an attempt to control the damage, 4cuck admins have taken all servers offline, but there are unconfirmed reports that the servers have already been completely compromised and may not be up for some time.

There has been a flood of refugees from 4cuck onto the sharty, most of whom are not adjusting well to the culture.

For nuteens, the few oldGODs that remain, and everyone in between, tonight has been a cathartic one.

TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY o algo

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:30:30 №7291

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Zoomers are truly the worst generation. You ruin everything you touch.

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:30:32 №7292

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I HAVE NO BOARD AND I MUST raisinPOST

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:30:42 №7293

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why did you soytards have to choose the nuclear option
we could have coexisted in peace!

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:30:48 №7294

Imagine a website that bans VPNs at such an aggressive level not being a Fed/Mossad honeypot. Hey, we have to give your data to raisinwood somehow right?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:31:05 №7295

>>4104 (OP)
If I posted fat porn on /v/ is my dad going to know? Asking for friend.

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:12:18 №7186 [Reply]

breaking BBC bulletin

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chud pinned on 4cuck's /pol/ Chud 04/09/25 (Wed) 18:47:09 №4054 [Reply]

When our reporters bravely went undercover into the political section of this anime-themed secret club, we were horrified to discover our very own chud to be there!

Here's some commentary from notable citizens we contacted:

nigga that's nuts
-squirreljak

Meds, take sproke, NOW!
- Dr. Sprokeberg

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 08:48:19 №4245

>>4243
You fags were gatekept out of it to begin with, that's what started your butthurt crusade. And now the site is all fucked and loads slowly and I am delayed in downloading gifs of women peeing. That's unacceptable. What do you chuds have to say for yourselves?
This is very antisocial behavior which flies in the face of netiquette and you could hurt many feelings o algo

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 09:53:50 №4368

Legendary Foreshadowing for the acking of 4cuck geg

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 16:40:32 №6161

>>4054 (OP)
looks like this was the calm before the storm

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 18:01:13 №6474

waow.. i wonder how long 4cucks gonna be down

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:08:35 №7161

>>6474
I'm hoping for at least a few weeks. If not the hack will be memory holed too quickly

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:47:20 №4533 [Reply]

CHICKEN JOKEY

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:49:00 №5920

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Is this the thread? Seems there was a little confusion this morning. Nevertheless,
*AHEM*
>"Harry, I must confess that I haven't been completely honest with you."
"About what, Professor Dumbledore?"
>"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth."
"Does Voldemort know?"
>"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know."
"And what is this fourth curse?"
Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.
>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse."
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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:06:45 №6287

BIG OL RED ONES

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:50:34 №7059

C-C-C-CHICKEN
J-J-J-JOCKEY
STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:54:18 №7082

>C-C-C-CHICKEN
>J-J-J-JOCKEY
>STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
>OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
>CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
>OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK
Based

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:05:43 №7143

>CHICKEN JOKEY

Pedophile

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:16:44 №4452 [Reply]

This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:48:28 №6438

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this is now /r9k/
why is op such a vulnerable narcissist?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:58:57 №6468

NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:22:40 №6870

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wtf happend? how am I gonna go on living without /pol/?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:55:05 №7090

fellow 4channer here this place seems gay as fuck.
You can't even say sh1t here it's censored.
I haven't seen anyone in here say nigger even once so far.
Pathetic.

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Patrick Crusius will NOT face the death penalty Chud 03/25/25 (Tue) 16:23:40 №3762 [Reply]

https://elpasomatters.org/2025/03/24/james-montoya-patrick-crusius-death-penalty-aug-3-2019-walmart-shooting/
Patrick Crusius, who admitted to killing 23 people and woulding 22 others, will not be facing the death penalty.
Patrick Crusius will be facing several life sentences instead.
Other sources:

https://eu.elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2025/03/25/da-james-montoya-to-drop-death-penalty-in-el-paso-walmart-mass-shooting/82649635007/

https://www.ktsm.com/el-paso-matters/walmart-gunman-wont-face-death-penalty/

https://www.texastribune.org/2025/03/25/walmart-el-paso-shooter-death-penalthy/

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Chud 03/29/25 (Sat) 09:37:43 №3843

nothing will ever happen to him he will stay in legal limbo of bureaucracy and appeals while we milk his likeness to death

Chud 04/01/25 (Tue) 06:16:45 №3851

>"we just wanted the case to end quickly so we can get closure!"
translation: we dont care anymore and are too lazy and bored to see him go through actual justice

Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:19:31 №3896

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>>3774
The white hats will free him. Trvst the plan.

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:53:47 №3958

the calming trio

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>>3773
How come he didn't become jacked after over 5 years in a secumax prison? You have nothing else to do there, and he still got dem noodle arms..

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Coincidence noticed Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:16:11 №6824 [Reply]

antisemitic site hacked just after this…hmmm

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BREAKING: Costco cancles soy milk product Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 06:45:44 №4003 [Reply]

Costco cancels Kirkland Signature soy milk, leaving reddit soyboys in shambles.

Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy

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Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 13:35:54 №4013

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>costco fans took to Reddit to express their displeasure

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 23:42:21 №4033

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National tragedy in the Soysphere

Chud 04/09/25 (Wed) 00:02:51 №4034

>>4013
geeeeeeeg

Chud 04/09/25 (Wed) 19:53:21 №4055

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NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HECKIN’ SOY MILK HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEE NOOOOOOO

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 18:15:35 №6508

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>>4013

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ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2 Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:44:03 №1982 [Reply]

In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.
<reddit
But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
<reddit
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 07:15:29 №1983

??

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:48:17 №6436

>>1982 (OP)
whats with wizchan tho.

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Ye, formerly Kanye west, has signed up for "Blacked" Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 11:32:51 №4007 [Reply]

holy crap lois
also sorry mods i didn't see the notice

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:42:57 №4102

>2025 sharty posting about blacked.com
ermmm nevermind guys maybe we aren't back

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 06:10:47 №4135

>>4007 (OP)
Kanye is a mind control slave. I would say demons but you believe what you want to believe. I'm sure there must be God.

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 06:32:19 №4157

>>4007 (OP)
Wow great website you guys have here

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:53:51 №4951

>>4007 (OP)
>pretends to be against jews
>promote the most jewish things and give money to jews

he is just a nigger

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 16:33:05 №6129

nigger

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:46:31 №5908 [Reply]

anyone got the archived leto threads?
few days prior the nuke, he was baking it with encrypted messages

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:54:19 №5945

lithuanian BVLL made this thread

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China coping and seethinf Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:40:21 №5885 [Reply]

>China fumes ‘peasants in the US’ will suffer as country issues stark warning on Trump’s ‘shameless’ tariff war
>The US isn’t after our tariffs but our very survival,” Xia said in a televised speech. “The US has repeatedly contained and suppressed Hong Kong … and this will eventually backfire on itself.”
>Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization,” he added.

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:40:13 №5884 [Reply]

You have poke the beehive, expect retaliation to be disproportionate, we dun forget, we dun forgive

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1000th GET is achieved on /giga5/ (it's just a raisinty drawing btw) Chud 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:19:48 №3924 [Reply]

https://soyjak.st/giga5/thread/1000.html

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Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 18:58:38 №3949

seca

Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 20:13:17 №3950

>>3924 (OP)
world

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:25:30 №3957

i care

BREAKING: Costco cancels soy milk product Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 06:44:17 №4002

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Costco cancels Kirkland Signature soy milk, leaving reddit soyboys in shambles.
Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy

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4cuck lost
snarky snappy won

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Trump imposes a 50% tariff on Lesotho or something Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 21:46:30 №3911 [Reply]

Earlier today, DQNALD TRVMP announced a comprehensive list of tariffs or something. Notably, Lesotho ranks the highest on the list with 50% or something.

After this announcement, Soytan ASMR and Artificial Sourtan Braps stocks dropped by 20%, due to them being Lesotho's biggest export or something.

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Chud 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:27:17 №4091

>>4000 (OP)
test

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 03:41:15 №4106

>>4062
they is ESL, it's why

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>>4056
>to be honest trump is a jew
Errrrrrrrmmmmm what gave it away xister?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:32:43 №4217

sounds like a decent way to get africa to pay us back for the endless welfare we've sent them

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:33:05 №4837

>>4217
As a ((white)) South African I must say: we have not seen a single cent of this funding. It trickles down the political ladder and by the time it reaches citizens there's nothing left. I'm not even being dramatic. It's fucking AIDS. Please for the love of everything good in the world let me into the US as a refugee. I beg.

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4cuck hack - source codes, jannie lists, etc Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:48:30 №4536 [Reply]

4cuck source code leaked. Its real because the poster had a unique name and the name field is disabled on /soy/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1468#post-21102686

Also from kiwifarms:

kiwifarsm:

"Alright, auto-phonebooked all of the emails in the leaked jannies/mods/admins list

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:48:50 №4538

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Hashes and jannie IPs.

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:49:09 №4539

Yotsuba source code is up as well.
Local archive, it seems legit
https://litter.catbox.moe/a8z45n.7z

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JAPMOOT (HACK MAYBE??) BRINGS BACK /QA/ Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:32:29 №4099 [Reply]

https://boards.4chan.org/qa/ BROS???

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:38:29 №4100

Everything is loading super fucking slow and posting appears to not be working anymore on any board, what did gookmoot do?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:39:26 №4101

>>4100
it was one of ours https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/10615723.html looooool

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wtf this isn’t legal u can’t silence me put it back up

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the old /qa/ is back Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 03:05:57 №4103 [Reply]

The 4cuck /qa/ board has been revived by site admins with the headline "/QA/ RETURNS SOYJAK.PARTY WON #PACKWATCH", admins also claim it's dedicated to basedjaks

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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK! Chud 09/29/24 (Sun) 10:14:29 №1519 [Reply]

frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back

Chud 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:09:43 №4095

gem