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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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Tonight has been a very special night for many of us at the soyjak party. Today, April 14, 2025, a hacker, who has been in 4cuck's system for over a year, executed the true operation soyclipse, reopening /qa/, exposing personal information of various 4cuck staff, and leaking code from the site.

In an attempt to control the damage, 4cuck admins have taken all servers offline, but there are unconfirmed reports that the servers have already been completely compromised and may not be up for some time.

There has been a flood of refugees from 4cuck onto the sharty, most of whom are not adjusting well to the culture.

For nuteens, the few oldGODs that remain, and everyone in between, tonight has been a cathartic one.

TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY o algo
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Zoomers are truly the worst generation. You ruin everything you touch.

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I HAVE NO BOARD AND I MUST raisinPOST

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why did you soytards have to choose the nuclear option
we could have coexisted in peace!

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Imagine a website that bans VPNs at such an aggressive level not being a Fed/Mossad honeypot. Hey, we have to give your data to raisinwood somehow right?

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>>4104 (OP)
If I posted fat porn on /v/ is my dad going to know? Asking for friend.



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breaking BBC bulletin


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When our reporters bravely went undercover into the political section of this anime-themed secret club, we were horrified to discover our very own chud to be there!

Here's some commentary from notable citizens we contacted:

nigga that's nuts
-squirreljak

Meds, take sproke, NOW!
- Dr. Sprokeberg

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>>4243
You fags were gatekept out of it to begin with, that's what started your butthurt crusade. And now the site is all fucked and loads slowly and I am delayed in downloading gifs of women peeing. That's unacceptable. What do you chuds have to say for yourselves?
This is very antisocial behavior which flies in the face of netiquette and you could hurt many feelings o algo

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Legendary Foreshadowing for the acking of 4cuck geg

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>>4054 (OP)
looks like this was the calm before the storm

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waow.. i wonder how long 4cucks gonna be down

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>>6474
I'm hoping for at least a few weeks. If not the hack will be memory holed too quickly



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CHICKEN JOKEY
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Is this the thread? Seems there was a little confusion this morning. Nevertheless,
*AHEM*
>"Harry, I must confess that I haven't been completely honest with you."
"About what, Professor Dumbledore?"
>"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth."
"Does Voldemort know?"
>"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know."
"And what is this fourth curse?"
Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.
>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse."
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BIG OL RED ONES

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C-C-C-CHICKEN
J-J-J-JOCKEY
STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK

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>C-C-C-CHICKEN
>J-J-J-JOCKEY
>STEVE'S CHICKEN JOCKEY IT'S FUNNY AS HELL
>OOH LIL JANNY NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
>CUTE AND FUNNY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH
>OOH SUPER TRENDY, IT'S A raisinPOST ATTACK
Based

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>CHICKEN JOKEY

Pedophile



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This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?

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this is now /r9k/
why is op such a vulnerable narcissist?

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NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER

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wtf happend? how am I gonna go on living without /pol/?

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fellow 4channer here this place seems gay as fuck.
You can't even say sh1t here it's censored.
I haven't seen anyone in here say nigger even once so far.
Pathetic.



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nothing will ever happen to him he will stay in legal limbo of bureaucracy and appeals while we milk his likeness to death

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>"we just wanted the case to end quickly so we can get closure!"
translation: we dont care anymore and are too lazy and bored to see him go through actual justice

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>>3774
The white hats will free him. Trvst the plan.

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the calming trio

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>>3773
How come he didn't become jacked after over 5 years in a secumax prison? You have nothing else to do there, and he still got dem noodle arms..



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antisemitic site hacked just after this…hmmm


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Costco cancels Kirkland Signature soy milk, leaving reddit soyboys in shambles.

Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy
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>costco fans took to Reddit to express their displeasure

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National tragedy in the Soysphere

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>>4013
geeeeeeeg

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NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HECKIN’ SOY MILK HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEE NOOOOOOO

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In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.
<reddit
But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
<reddit
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.

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??

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>>1982 (OP)
whats with wizchan tho.



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holy crap lois
also sorry mods i didn't see the notice
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>2025 sharty posting about blacked.com
ermmm nevermind guys maybe we aren't back

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>>4007 (OP)
Kanye is a mind control slave. I would say demons but you believe what you want to believe. I'm sure there must be God.

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>>4007 (OP)
Wow great website you guys have here

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>>4007 (OP)
>pretends to be against jews
>promote the most jewish things and give money to jews

he is just a nigger

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nigger



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anyone got the archived leto threads?
few days prior the nuke, he was baking it with encrypted messages

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lithuanian BVLL made this thread



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>China fumes β€˜peasants in the US’ will suffer as country issues stark warning on Trump’s β€˜shameless’ tariff war
>The US isn’t after our tariffs but our very survival,” Xia said in a televised speech. β€œThe US has repeatedly contained and suppressed Hong Kong … and this will eventually backfire on itself.”
>Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization,” he added.


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You have poke the beehive, expect retaliation to be disproportionate, we dun forget, we dun forgive


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seca

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>>3924 (OP)
world

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i care

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Costco cancels Kirkland Signature soy milk, leaving reddit soyboys in shambles.
Source:https://www.thestreet.com/retail/costco-drops-key-grocery-product-and-members-arent-happy

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4cuck lost
snarky snappy won



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Earlier today, DQNALD TRVMP announced a comprehensive list of tariffs or something. Notably, Lesotho ranks the highest on the list with 50% or something.

After this announcement, Soytan ASMR and Artificial Sourtan Braps stocks dropped by 20%, due to them being Lesotho's biggest export or something.
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>>4000 (OP)
test

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>>4062
they is ESL, it's why

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>>4056
>to be honest trump is a jew
Errrrrrrrmmmmm what gave it away xister?

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sounds like a decent way to get africa to pay us back for the endless welfare we've sent them

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>>4217
As a ((white)) South African I must say: we have not seen a single cent of this funding. It trickles down the political ladder and by the time it reaches citizens there's nothing left. I'm not even being dramatic. It's fucking AIDS. Please for the love of everything good in the world let me into the US as a refugee. I beg.



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4cuck source code leaked. Its real because the poster had a unique name and the name field is disabled on /soy/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-1468#post-21102686

Also from kiwifarms:

kiwifarsm:

"Alright, auto-phonebooked all of the emails in the leaked jannies/mods/admins list

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Hashes and jannie IPs.

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Yotsuba source code is up as well.
Local archive, it seems legit
https://litter.catbox.moe/a8z45n.7z



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Everything is loading super fucking slow and posting appears to not be working anymore on any board, what did gookmoot do?

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wtf this isn’t legal u can’t silence me put it back up



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The 4cuck /qa/ board has been revived by site admins with the headline "/QA/ RETURNS SOYJAK.PARTY WON #PACKWATCH", admins also claim it's dedicated to basedjaks


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frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back

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gem



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