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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/attempted-abduction-at-elementary/
> The Chilliwack RCMP says charges have been laid against a man who allegedly attempted to abduct a child from an elementary school.
>On May 13, around 9 a.m., police were notified of an attempted abduction of a seven-year-old girl from the school grounds of Chilliwack Central Elementary School.
> Police are asking if anyone observed an individual wearing a purple bunny-like mask in the area to contact Chilliwack RCMP.
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>>26305
actually, the government being one of the most progressive ones in the world just adds to it

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>>26334
Canada is a leftist shithole now

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let’s be honest it’s provably circus_2 who tried to kidnap a caca

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Wow bro this chilli is wack

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only god knows how many such cases alry happened that the medianiggers havent talked about bc i am SURE there are many others



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rip

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rip



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>>26250
didnt Ukraine just rape your capital

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chud Russia, nothing ever happens in the Ukrainian borders since 2022

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>>26251
its not legal in russia you retigga

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>>>26250
>Defends country where 'p is legal award
did not read russia's penal code award

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>>26250
>westoids are antimatter and they kill themselves and replace themselves with niggers, and the only true white people in modern day are Russians
Π΄Ρƒ ΠΏeΠ½Π΄ocΡ‹ Ρ€ΠΈΠ»ΠΈ?

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kill all ziggers



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Fnf has wonnered. Reddit post belllowe? see yourself. Link in bio.

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>>26204 (OP)

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>>26204 (OP)
Go back faggot

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fnf are saved the economies

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fnf is are gooder then ongezelling fpe and murder drone's

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We need to ban the third world from internet access. There are enough third world brained people in the first world that need to be dealt with.



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the autistic dilation circus movie got leaked btw


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Japan's government leaks about China, starts remilitarization, ramps up defense spending. Japanese pacifist oldtroons seethe about it:
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/2025xb/W/A_251464/16461694.html
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>>26296 (OP)

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japan is like jarty

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>>26314
it makes sense doe since they all starts with "ja"

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they're about to turn into 50 iq white niggers and invade my country?

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Reminder that Sanae Takaichi is a Jewish ZOG puppet who wants to depopulate Japan by sending all Japanese men to go die in China, so she can have an excuse to fill Japan with jeets who are even more wagecuck goyim slaves than Jap salarymen
>arrow

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>>26320
ПoΡ‡eΠΌΡƒ Ρ‚Ρ‹ Π½e Π½Π° Ρ„Ρ€oΠ½Ρ‚e, ΠœΡ‹ΠΊoΠ»Π°?



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Who cares about any of these news? Oh my God, who the hell cares?


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April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
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I live on this planet

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>> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
>>
>>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
>>
>>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
>>
>>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
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>>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
holy chud

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>>25780 (OP)
Bro: lets go to indian!

Me: Ok yeah… ONLY IF WE CAN NOT GO THERE AND GO TO THE ARYANBOREA!!

liberals: WTF U CANT HATE INDIA WE WANT BBC WE WANT BBC

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>>25985
shut the fuck up indian, we are white here as in aryan and bright skinnedd, follow ian byington on tiktok he literly proves to you guys how u guys are just like bad ppl who smell like shit and street shit, we dont do that go take that jeet shiut some where else

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>>25780 (OP)
be me
ian byington
scrolling news at night
see nasa headline
April 2026 James Webb finds exoplanet Epsilon Indi Ab with cirrus clouds full of ammonia
ammonia = the main chemical in piss and cat urine
entire planet has giant urine clouds floating around it
confirmed gas giant that smells like a porta potty after a music festival
be scientists
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>>25780 (OP)
>nasa site uses the word piss instead of urine

yeah this is believable.



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>subscribe or wall-ad ya to death



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>>26287 (OP)

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The death of the party itself will come from the last sentence.

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>be 17
<be an expert on chudology
>shoot up a mosque



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Username chud apparently name called a black man nigger but lied to the cops and told the cops "All I said was nice jacket and he attacked me"
He then pulled out a revolver and shot the man to death but not before getting his ass beat down
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It happened today

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>>nice jacket
This movie is actually a gem

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>>26032 (OP)
self defense is a not a crime, somehow the cuck of a judge called it a fucking hate crime "oh no u cant shoot niggers even if they attack you"

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>>26266
the way self defense works in the united states is that you must use act reasonably and react equally to the threat you are under. For example if a burglar storms your house whilst you have a family, it would be reasonable to use a firearm and lethal force to defend your property and family.
In this case, "Chud the Builder" began the altercation in the first place, and he used a lethal firearm despite the recipient being unarmed .

The reason as to why it is being regarded as a hate crime is since "Chud the builder" was a streamer who often spewed racial slurs against those of the negro race. The guy who got shot was a negro. Coincidence?

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>>26133
thats funny
what show/film is this from?

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>>26247
reminds me of Hobo with a Shotgun



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Proteavirus hits U.S! Donald J. Trump believed to be now partly Nibbler Mango due to Horizontal Gene Transfer! Close sources are now calling him "Nibbler Mango Mussolini"!

Health Info.
https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus


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Yeah. Here's me in the bathtub in case anybody thinks I'm lying.

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up

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geg

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you need to loose some weight

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>>26307
xe is perfect



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>Braden Eric Peters (Clavicular) shot an aligator in Southern Florida, prompting him to meet with a judge for a misdemeanor. Judge 'Nobeidore' brutally destroys him, prompting an investigation by the OGD institute.
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>>>26189 (OP)
>nigger propaganda hes old and has a basic ass face clav is more rapable

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total giga victory
total femicular L

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>>26189 (OP)

Judge has a literal who face and VILL easily be replaced by a biased Pajeet Judge funded by the ADL ya kuchh aur. Brootal

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new giga

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>>>26189 (OP)
>nigger propaganda hes old and has a basic ass face clav is more rapable



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