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Mass livestock slaughter in Siberia Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 15:55:24 №23736 [Reply]

Social media is flooded with videos and complaints of citizens from Siberian regions about the mass seizures and subsequent slaughter of livestock. People note that seemingly healthy livestock are being seized by people in hazmat suits in the presence of police, after which the animals are killed and burned. No tests or inspections are being conducted, and officials offer no explanation.
<reddit
The number of killed cattle has already reached thousands. Mass slaughter of cattle has been recorded in the Tomsk, Omsk, and Novosibirsk regions, the Trans-Baikal and Altai territories, and the Altai Republic.
The official explanation is a "pasteurellosis* epidemic". Sometimes rabies is mentioned as explanation. In some cases, authorities mention a "particularly dangerous disease," but refuse to specify which one. Howeverbeit, the further the situation develops the more doubtful and niggardly official explanations become.
Pasteurellosis* is a curable disease and veterinary regulations require that sick cattle to be isolated and cured rather than burned.
<reddit
Is this snca or seca? They dont even slaughter cattle for meat, they straight up kill cows and then burn them. Artificial man-made famine before world waw 3? I feel bad for the cowerinos

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Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 19:19:24 №23816

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 22:05:22 №23823

>>23811
I mean technically speaking VX isn't a bioweapon; it's a nerve gas, so it's chemical rather than biological.

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 14:17:14 №23853

>>23736 (OP)
More WEF hijinks from the retarded faggots running the world

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 17:53:11 №23866

welcome back holodomor

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:52:00 №23874

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>>23866
>recreating the holodomor for no fucking reason

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:56:44 №23878

>>23736 (OP)
Where even did you learn this

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WWE2K26 has Nophono Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 22:36:02 №23772 [Reply]

WWE2K26 has Nophono which basically makes it shardee kulture

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Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:11:41 №23820

>>23803
geg

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 03:06:26 №23830

does Nophono care?

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:13:39 №23837

>anonymous gem

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:21:58 №23838

>>23803
gem

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 17:40:48 №23864

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>grok-video-a71033b7-7022-4….mp4

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 20:56:33 №23875

>>23830
Yes

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March 10th is Mario day! Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 02:59:35 №23534 [Reply]

Happy MAR10, fellow humans of culture! Celebrate by purchasing discounted Mario games on the Nintendo eShop! (Because, as anyone with half a brain knows, pirating is stealing which is wrong and immoral. Nintendo deserves our moners because of how hard they work to bring us the best games in the world.)
>Snopes
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/mar10-day-returns-with-festivities-for-fans-of-all-ages-in-honor-of-the-super-mario-bros-40th-anniversary-and-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie

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Chud 03/11/26 (Wed) 16:28:54 №23646

>>23534 (OP)
I just bought 10 Nintendo games full price to show my support

Chud 03/11/26 (Wed) 19:26:05 №23651

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OHMAGAD MARIO MOVIE SPACE EDITION WAHOO

Chud 03/11/26 (Wed) 20:17:30 №23656

OHIO AHH NEWS

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 02:34:23 №23663

My fucking birthday is on March 10th, and now I'll die knowing I share it with the trans rights afgitming wholesome Mario.

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 17:25:47 №23746

nintendo games theyre so fun to play when youre away or when you stay and you lay in the hay

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:12:01 №23870

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>>23651

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Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:41:16 №23840 [Reply]

GYPSYCRUSADER BEATS NIGGER TO DEATH IN BOXING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhMy3vwR1A
THE WEST IS SAVED

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:04:25 №23861

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>>23840 (OP)

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GYPSYCRUSADER DESTROYS NIGGER IN THE RING Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:00:47 №23836 [Reply]

The Honorary Aryan Hispanic-Jeet Mutt Warlord Gypsycrusader defeated Nigger "Supa Hot Fire" in a boxing match on (((Adin Ross'))) show. The entire crowd did BLM fists after the match ended, only for them to absolutely chimp out upon hearing that Gypsy won.

In other news, black communities are now on high alert as suicide rates spike.

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:38:04 №23839

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SNCA

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:03:53 №23860

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>>23836 (OP)

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Tranny Nazi crashes out and kills ex wife and son after somebody on Xitter called Rep. McBride a man Chud 02/17/26 (Tue) 22:50:39 №22124 [Reply]

Clitler killed xherself too

https://xcancel.com/Tgirlcuda/status/2023184227240730760
https://nypost.com/2026/02/17/us-news/transgender-rhode-island-maniac-robert-dorgan-had-neo-nazi-tattoos/

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Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 18:53:04 №22422

robin westman if he haven't done the shooting:

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 02:38:43 №22457

Wah wah wha

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 09:14:17 №23841

>>22124 (OP)
Bump

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 10:44:14 №23844

>>>22127
>Stop noticing bigoted chud Catholic nationalists are da real danger to democracy

No its nigger-brained protestants. The Catholics have faggotry and p' problems but the protestants are all fucking whores

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 15:23:22 №23856

>>22284

Its buster

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:02:56 №23858

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>>22124 (OP)

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Fortnite V-Bucks to increase in price Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 23:50:47 №23589 [Reply]

Today, Epic Games announced that Fortnite V-Bucks are getting an effective price increase starting March 19. The real-world dollar prices for packs will the same, but players will now receive fewer V-Bucks in every bundle and in the Battle Pass. Epic's justification for the change was "The cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot and we’re raising prices to help pay the bills.”

Here are the new amounts for each pack in USD:

$8.99 - 800 V-Bucks (was 1,000)
$22.99 - 2,400 V-Bucks (was 2,800)
$36.99 - 4,500 V-Bucks (was 5,000)
$89.99 - 12,500 V-Bucks (was 13,500)
Battle Pass completion reward - 800 V-Bucks (was 1,500)

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Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 03:04:59 №23664

>>23653
evendoe save the world only gives you goybucks if you bought it back in 2017

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 13:45:59 №23686

>>23664
I forgot how jewish epic games is

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 14:27:49 №23687

SECA

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 14:42:46 №23727

>>23589 (OP)
Cacanews

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 10:42:00 №23843

>>23623

wait when did sweeney defend p?

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 12:23:33 №23851

>>23843
it was after the incident involving groypers using grok to generate 'p o algo
tim's clitty got leaky at everyone who called for restricting grok from generating csam

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NIGGER KEEPS POSTING FAMILY GUY CLIP ON /NEWS/ Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 03:22:23 №23053 [Reply]

To the nigger who keeps posting the Family guy clip where peter (surrounded by cacas) says "Oh my god, who the hell cares" on /news/. Kill yourself. Nobaldi likes (You) nobaldi loves (You) and I'm the only nigger retarded enough to get baited by your stupidity.

Let's 'ape this Nigger to death.

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Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 20:49:14 №23706

>>23053 (OP)
TSMT

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:39:12 №23716

>>23705
obsessed with peterGODs

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 02:07:36 №23720

>>23677
family guy clips gemmy

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 04:10:04 №23722

billy o’soy

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 03:12:26 №23834

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>>23053 (OP)

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 04:09:39 №23835

>>23705
Family guy is Aryan doey

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March 14th is the day that Krabs fries Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 23:42:12 №23825 [Reply]

>Snopes

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 03:11:28 №23832

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>>23825 (OP)

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Dr. Soyberg has been rebuilt Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:28:38 №23713 [Reply]

Dr. Soyberg has been rebuilt with propylon technology.

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:29:47 №23714

>it's fucking real

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:38:46 №23715

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>>23713 (OP)

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 02:09:27 №23721

SNCA

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 01:23:07 №23829

SECA

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Nothing happened Chud 03/11/26 (Wed) 02:31:04 №23600 [Reply]

Nothing happened

Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 15:40:52 №23692

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>>23600 (OP)

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 19:16:41 №23762

Oh my God, who the hell cares?

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On this day 47 years ago voyager proved the existence of volcanoes on Io Chud 03/12/26 (Thu) 11:08:52 №23679 [Reply]

On this day 47 years ago voyager proved the existence of volcanoes on Io, the moon of jupiter which was "probably the greatest surprise". Which marked the body as one of the few in our solar system with confirmed active volcanism/cryovolcanism
<
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_1#Flyby_of_Jupiter

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Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:10:02 №23711

nobaldi cares science is fake trust allah

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:44:32 №23712

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Outer space is not real

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 01:41:51 №23717

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Voyager is gay and every photo taken of space is black and white or very pixelated so they get artist to make it look colorful and nice or they use radio waves not very impressive for our heckin species we need to defund the police and military to focus on science.

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 04:56:44 №23723

Oh my Science…

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 10:24:55 №23724

>>23680
ev&doe io has less water

Chud 03/13/26 (Fri) 13:10:28 №23726

Io is gay

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