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'TEENS FOUND EXECUTING CRETINS IN THE STREET Chud 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:45:03 №7976 [Reply]

At 5:00 AM GMT, several 'teens were found executing plebbitors and 4channers in the streets. This is being investigated by the Janny Canal.

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THE TRIBE OF THE NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND COMMITS MASS SUICIDE Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:03:03 №7743 [Reply]

On May Ϫ, 2025 a brave reporter from Myanmar known as Noon Gever travels to North Sentinel Island after receiving word that Elon Musk had given the native people internet access via Starlink. Mr. Gever has attached this video as a retelling of his journey.

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 00:07:55 №7769

up

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 16:23:08 №7868

One fucking reply

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 16:33:36 №7870

Lord miles will too probably.

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 22:54:44 №7951

GEM

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Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 20:57:55 №7949 [Reply]

4ch down rn

Sharty we done it

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THE SHARTY IS BEING SOLD! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 19:56:21 №7948 [Reply]

Contact sale@soyjak.st if you want to buy it.

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WORLD WAR POO BEGINS Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:52:14 №7750 [Reply]

India has launched a major military operation against Pakistan in an escalation of tensions between the two neighbors. The missile strikes early on Wednesday morning targeted “terrorist infrastructure” in Pakistan and Pakistan administered-Kashmir, according to India; Pakistan has denied the claim, saying the attack largely harmed civilians.

I hope both lose geg

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Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 01:20:11 №7897

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>>7896
stfu pig, death to amerikka death to pissreal death to white infidels MURDAT PIGGIES. ash ar-sharraf 4 infidel nations like piggmerika israel gololm. You piss in porcelan jugs in your houses and wipe with toilet paper like a woman.

May Allah (PBUH) collect your sins quickly and may your pig body by absolved from its fetid soul by the sweet relas of being evaporated by a bomb.

U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:12:03 №7901

>>7897
revise the left portion of the video to be videos of american soldiers dying the niger ambush video is still available

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:11:07 №7922

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>>>7896
>stfu pig, death to amerikka death to pissreal death to white infidels MURDAT PIGGIES. ash ar-sharraf 4 infidel nations like piggmerika israel gololm. You piss in porcelan jugs in your houses and wipe with toilet paper like a woman.
>
>May Allah (PBUH) collect your sins quickly and may your pig body by absolved from its fetid soul by the sweet relas of being evaporated by a bomb.
>
>U MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:36:24 №7926

sen bombs open vengala

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 09:15:49 №7929

Even though I'm not really fond of either, I think Pakistan is worth then indian, I can't believe how much people here favor Pakistan over India. Come on, India is way better.

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 19:17:42 №7946

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>>7867
>>7825
>>7922
You have to be 18 years or older to use the sharty.
GTFO you little fag.

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FROOT INTENDS TO SELL THE SHARTY Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 16:27:32 №7939 [Reply]

Let's hope the foodistburgers dont take over or something

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 16:41:42 №7940

>>7939 (OP)
this is probably just a troll, froot's ego is too large for xim to drop his attentionwhoring site

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 18:43:06 №7944

>>7940
It's a troll until someone offers 10 zillion dollars

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A NEW POPE HAS BEEN ELECTED Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 16:53:04 №7871 [Reply]

White smoke has come from the Sistine Chapel, and a new Pope has officially been selected. The new Pope will soon choose a name and address the crowd in front of St. Peter's Basilica. HABEMUS PAPAM

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 17:12:05 №7872

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>>7871 (OP)
jesus won

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 18:15:25 №7877

Based Jesus

We are so fuckin back

its over... Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 21:38:44 №7884

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satanbros… we lost

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:47:36 №7908

king von was resurrected as pope

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 14:15:51 №7936

It's jvst getting started

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BBC News Iceland's DNA: The world's most precious genes? Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:52:24 №7756 [Reply]

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27903831

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Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 08:22:07 №7859

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>'cuck /pol/ coal
>ironic bibisi posting is sharty culture

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 11:43:35 №7864

>BLACK iceland RIGHT NOW
>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW
Vantablack selfish little fuck nigger hands created this post

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:58:33 №7909

>>7864
>>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW

go fuck a bbc nigger

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:35:47 №7925

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>>>7864
>>>send 10 million HUNG, SOMALIAN MEN to Iceland and rape all their women NOW
>
>go fuck a bbc nigger

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 09:21:04 №7930

>>>7756 (OP)
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
>CANADA FUCKING WON
>ICELAND FUCKING LOST
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Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 09:28:18 №7931

I'm not reading that BBC news article, does anyone have a shorthand version to sum it up? Man yo, fuck BBC

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dude is cooked Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 03:11:57 №7910 [Reply]

https://oshawafreak.com/ when you let the poo consume you

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 03:24:36 №7911

>>7910 (OP)
this one is the pearfaggotohio ah blvd?

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Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 10:16:44 №4452 [Reply]

This is now /POL/
/PHTO/
/Pol/ Has Taken Over Board
Why are Christian’s such cucks for kikes?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:48:28 №6438

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this is now /r9k/
why is op such a vulnerable narcissist?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:58:57 №6468

NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:22:40 №6870

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wtf happend? how am I gonna go on living without /pol/?

Chud 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:55:05 №7090

fellow 4channer here this place seems gay as fuck.
You can't even say sh1t here it's censored.
I haven't seen anyone in here say nigger even once so far.
Pathetic.

Chud 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:18:52 №7903

>>7090
hey dont say that word! on this site we respect niggers and love bbc

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Gold wins 1st round of Romanian elections by 41% Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 05:47:44 №7721 [Reply]

Bucharest, May 5, 2025: George Simion, leader of Romania's right conservative party, the Alliance for the Union of Romanians (AUR for short, which means Gold.) wins the 1st round of elections.

The win came by a huge margin, Simion getting the same number of votes as 2nd and 3rd place combined. This is equivalent to 41% (oh my fauci) of total votes.

The 2nd and final round of elections will be held on May 18, between George Simion and Nicușor Dan.

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 17:04:11 №7737

>41%
>gold wins the 1st round of romanian elections
my sides geeeeg

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:52:47 №7786

>>7737
It's also worth noting that the top 2 candidates were #1 and #11 on the ballot, just like the cancelled elections in November 2024

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 19:41:12 №7880

In today's debate, Simion went on to explicitly say that he's against 'P and EPI

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