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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card
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everyone cares about this because they do mkey

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>>27179 (OP)
SECA

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>>27179 (OP)

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up

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up



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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-'EM πŸ˜©πŸ’” 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL πŸ‘πŸ“‰ CLAPPED OUT THE DOOR πŸšͺπŸ’¨ by daddy Donny TRUMPπŸ”πŸ‘”

she thought she was a BIG πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯ deal at the White House πŸ›οΈ but all he wanted her ASS πŸ‘πŸ‘ on a platter! 😱🍽️ 🚩"You're FIRED!" πŸ”₯πŸ’Ό yelled Trump as he SLAPPED πŸ‘‹ the SASSY πŸ‘ HOE like she was a dirty DISH 🍽️ at Mar-a-LAG-O 🍸😏

she made a BIG LEAP πŸ¦˜πŸ’¦ from presidential LOVE to being a sad little HOE πŸšΆβ™‚οΈπŸ’” on the unemployment line πŸšπŸ’Έ , don't forget to send this to 5πŸ”₯πŸ‘ of your HORNY HOs πŸ‘πŸ’¦ or you'll miss out on a wild ride πŸŒͺοΈπŸ’¨ to HELL πŸ”₯πŸ”” with ASSets βœ¨πŸ’°πŸ‘ like those! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card

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>>27178 (OP)



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 β„–27184[Reply]

Keir Starmer gave tech companies three months to find a way to prevent children from sending and recieving nudity on phones.

This makes the UK the only country with a policy like that.

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nigger typo fuck

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>>27184 (OP)



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 β„–25736[Reply]

Olgol has transitioned into a vivaldi traiso wompa. Polimps?

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SNCA

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>>25774
I care



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The Russian Armed Forces struck the side of the Centralized Spent Nuclear Fuel Storage Facility at the Chernobyl NPP. The Russians chose to strike the nuclear facility to send a clear message to Ukraine: If you don't stop attacking the Zaporizhzia Nuclear Power Facility, we will attack Chernobyl and cause another nuclear disaster throughout Europe.

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>>27129 (OP)

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radiation is relatively low there now, most soyteens are retarded and dont understand soyence so its absolute snca
nothing ever happens

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its hard to blow up a nuclear power station as well, so it wouldn't cause any issues, retard



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AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEE

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>>27115 (OP)



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>>27125 (OP)
snca



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I hate niggers

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>>26910 (OP)

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Gem



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>>26994 (OP)

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Yes, it is bwc summer now sissy



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 β„–26947[Reply]

last night the senate had a vote to pass the save act and 4 Republicans voted no reading to the act not passing

source:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-s-late-night-bid-to-pass-save-america-act-fails-when-4-republicans-defect/ar-AA24WdRu

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>>26947 (OP)

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>>>/pol/nigger



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Horse calls another horse (REAL NOT FAKE)
>snopes
It's fact checked.
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SICA

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Up

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Up

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Up



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SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA
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ssprca

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SNCA

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snca

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And America!!! The pig man's Ford F-150 also makes wine. Turn off the lights if someone shakes their head. Do you still have basketball shoes? Because it’s America’s time. And America!!! Look at you!!! good afternoon!!! This is something new. We love the Star Bar (white, so eye-catching), simple and elegant. But if you like country music, listen to Nicolas Cage. In the USA! You can take a gun like George Washington and load it. We play football, jazz, soccer. Our world is a pizza box shaped place. We love the coffee shop. And America!!! It looks like a ball!!! "see"!!! The flag flies every night. (Troad Turkey it your guitar). The song has been sung since 1776. We celebrate Thursday. Did you know that not everyone in America can give up the burger? The bomb fell from a distance of twenty meters. And if you eat three apples in five minutes, you create an orange. In the USA! Is life all about cops and soldiers? The text reads β€œVolkum” in Morse code. Each student was given a water bottle and a towel. Chuck E. of the Ohio Club; He wrote. He was buried in the small front room of the hospital. I smell butter and vanilla on my nose. America, folks. In America, you say β€œfreedom” three times to the president, and a band comes to your house and plays in the garden. Here are 17 ways to get a Gemini back from the wrong guy. Each group has a voice in the revolution. And America!!! And America!!! And America!!! In the USA. We were able to play for free during the summer of 2013, which was awesome. For scientific analysis, we used an older version of Tobikit. for there the birds sing. In the USA. Don’t leave the house. The last layer is red. Animals would have lived in America, they could bark, growl and bark. Yes, this is a land of freedom, happiness, birthdays. God bless America. USA ? USA ? Yes, USA. But this is an American computer. And taxes in the US are very high. Oh. United States. Tilda β€” Sean. adjective. American Freedom. America on its fridge. EGG. Tyrannosaurus Rex can be added to the map. In the USA.

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πŸ’©THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYπŸ’©

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks πŸ€πŸ‘€., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid niggers - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spics, leaving trails of shit and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench πŸ‘€ as they slap their ooze-covered hands together πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "SHIT ON YOU" πŸ‘ŠπŸš½. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn kike.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART πŸ’¨πŸ’₯- this big dumb nigga -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass πŸ« πŸ’©. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy shit what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth πŸŒŠπŸ’©.

The sharty will never be clean again. 🫠

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Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413
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Also jacksepticeye if that matters

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>is this nigger killable? im trans btw

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>nigger gets clout for gesturing to camera

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when I squint xe looks like a monkey no lie

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>>26853
jester maxing

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W khaby



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After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding
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>>26838
its funny how vrchat didn't publicly release until 2017

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>>>26782 (OP)
Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad

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>>>>26782 (OP)
>Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad
being a shitskin gook from south east asia is not aryan btw

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Now all the cacas have to go onto VRGroom to get groomed by furry Troon freaks,

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wtf why did this game die I literally didn't hear about it for so long

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>>26801
The language of a cacaGOD



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