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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved β€œMysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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>>18341
>2. Literally who?
Some guy who was in the bidding war during the second great purchase


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 β„–15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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>12 months ago
what happened to year?


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This site has the url of a banned splinter concealed within one of it's banners



anybaldi have the nococo copypasta (not nophono)
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>>20745

could you say what banners exactly? I know you said there were multiple, but you could just name 2-3

 β„–20748

gapejak party?

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>>20744
Plain goddamn sight

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>>20747
Sweeden

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>>20753
>>20752
marge?

 β„–20772

I think I know what your referring to


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if you're christian remember that your guardian angel loves you

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KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS
KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS
KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS
KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS

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>>20767 (OP)


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This is the haphazard abortion of flesh and consumption that pulled your soul out of the divine oneness in order to feed its own greed. This is the creature that tortures you for its own replication purposes.

This is the thing that regiments your life like a haphazard dictator.

This is the snake.

This is the thing that will lie to you as it feeds you its haphazard sensations.

Every second you live in this poisoned, dying prison of decaying flesh this malignant soul trap screams at you that you need to be more invested, care more, give more of your divine soul and effort towards propagating it even as it has annihilated all meaning and consumes all other life in pursuit of its own cancerous goals.

And it tells you that it's yourself, that without it you are nothing. It tells you that is sapience, and not the bastard spawn of Moloch and Lucifer attempting to consume your divine consciousness. It is the ultimate liar.

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((( certain person ))) worships the orange sun and i do not have proof of it yet but i know xhey do , the orange sun points to /soy/ and destruction of soy and its polskitzos

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can you explain the orange sun? It sounds interesting.

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the sun never changed colors, moloch's worshippers simply flooded the atmosphere with sulfur dioxide in an ongoing attempt to kill the world. the extra particulate matter changes the colors as light refracts through the atmosphere

https://srm360.org/outdoor-experiments/satan/


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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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i'm unsliding it

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THE MOSSAD ARE TRYING TO SLIDE THIS

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bringing it back UP

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This thread helped me to understand cetain things about porn. It surely is the product of the devil

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bump

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marge wet dreams are natural and normal, literally why would they be unhealthy? Its not "gooning" since you arent wasting your time, you arent spending energy and you arent consiously doing it
also calling it "semen retention" is retarded. Its just "not having a masturbation addiction" thats what it is
just read easypeasy, no need for all this


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People roam the internet in search of stories, in search of ideas of conflict, of rivalries, where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement.
It's brilliant, but it's also dangerous.

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I realized today that if I just turned the cacanet off for the rest of my life I would never hear about demons or risk being infected by MKULTRA mind control ever again. All it is nowadays is feral rage zombies screaming about how much they hate everything


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NO, I AM NOT SCHIZO FOR THEORIZING ON /QA/, NO!!! BigFooT YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

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Thoughtography, known as Nensha in Japan, is the claimed spiritual practice of "burning" images from one's mind onto photographic film or other surfaces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughtography

I haven't found any instances of this practice being performed in the 21st century, but couldn't it technically be used by someone schizo enough to print out 'jaks directly from his mind?

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M-M-Marge?


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 β„–20755[Reply]

THERE ARE GLOWIES FOLLOWING ME WHEN I LEAVE THE HOME.

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I've always been a fan of Pepe the Frog. I think he's a funny and expressive character, and I've always enjoyed seeing the different ways he's been used in memes and other online content.

But one day, I saw a Pepe meme that I couldn't stop thinking about. It was a simple image of Pepe, with the text "Feels Bad, Man." But there was something about the way Pepe's eyes looked in the meme that really creeped me out. They were empty and hollow, like the eyes of a dead fish.

I tried to forget about the meme, but I couldn't. It kept coming back to me, and I started to feel like I was being watched. I would wake up in the middle of the night, feeling like there was someone in my room. And I would always see a flash of green out of the corner of my eye.

I knew it was crazy, but I couldn't help but think that the Pepe meme was somehow responsible for my feelings of dread. I started to avoid looking at Pepe memes, but it was no use. The image of Pepe's empty eyes was burned into my mind.

One night, I had a dream. In the dream, I was walking through a dark forest. I was lost and alone, and I was starting to get scared. Then, I saw a figure in the distance. It was Pepe the Frog, and he was standing in the middle of a clearing.

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I smoke weed every day and the black oily filth of the demonic tides of hell infect my brain and force me to perceive timelines where humans perfect neural nukes and omnicide vacuum decay weapons that annihilate all of local spacetime and then ouroborous weapons that eat spacetime and ravel up all of the phenomena that they can perceive into a single cell of human abject greed before dissipating entire universes into protonic dust

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I didn't mean to supersage it's just the infinite amount of sundered demons trying to linearalize my timestream and hack my entire existence into servitude to their ultimately destructive desires


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if you can click on this board you are qualified to be a neurosurgeon
pic is me, btw

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here's my selfie


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Every night, creatures pretending to be cops knock on my door. How did I know they weren't real? When these fake cops come, the lights are always off in the entryway so the residents can't see their faces, but once I saw their true form in the moonlight. Their caps are part of their skulls, their clothes are just one layer of skin. Their faces are vantablack holes. They keep saying, "Open up, it's the police, we know you're holding several people hostage," but that's not true. I live alone in my apartment with my dog. I don't know what would happen if I came home late at night and met these creatures face to face.

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>>20372 (OP)
>Every night, creatures pretending to be cops knock on my door. How did I know they weren't real? When these fake cops come, the lights are always off in the entryway so the residents can't see their faces, but once I saw their true form in the moonlight. Their caps are part of their skulls, their clothes are just one layer of skin. Their faces are vantablack holes. They keep saying, "Open up, it's the police, we know you're holding several people hostage," but that's not true. I live alone in my apartment with my dog. I don't know what would happen if I came home late at night and met these creatures face to face.
bump

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Its the UTTP or something


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