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 7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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 18861

>After 9 days I failed.

Not gooning for 9 days is better than not gooning for 1 day. Get yer aura up bro, this is for YOU!!!!



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ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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Strange replie on a post about nu cobson variant. I censored it just in case it some diddy blud who gonna send you 'a if you send him mail



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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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 18742

I'm tired of living.



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what is this image could somebody explain


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Every once in a while i will be minding my business and i might be staring at a floor, ceiling, wall. And ill be surprised with a 1-2 second psychedelic affect from the pattern of the thing im staring at.

i first noticed this while leaning against the window of the bus i ride to school, i was half asleep staring at the ground the bus was parked on and for a split second i swear i thought the bus was driving above molten asphalt. it shocked me so much that a jolted up out of my resting position with wide eyes.

the most prominent is when i stare at a ceiling i am able to see faint geometric shapes from the pattern of ceiling plaster.

what could this be? early signs of schizophrenia?
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 18849

>>18848
you should work on strenghtening it else you will get a lazy eye soon

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 18853

I have HPPD that's sometimes like this do you do drugs?

 18855

>>18853
yep, i smoke weed every day.

 18898

I have the exact same thing, did cough meds as a kid and I expect thats what fucked me up.

 18907

>>18849
i have the same problem as op how do i do this



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 18385[Reply]

thoughts on scp
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 18565

>>18385 (OP)
SCP got turned into brimstone by self inserting fags and troons the RPC authority formed as a splinter (just like muh heccin sharty) and it's pretty gemmy

 18630

sc'p

 18814

I loved SCP when I was a pequeno caceno.

 18841

>>18385 (OP)
SCP was aryan 'til the troons, faggots and tumblr shitskins came to ruin it

 18905

Most of it is troonslop but i still listen to some articles, especially on the volgun and the exploring series. Theres still alot of gems among the brimstone

 18906

scp
super 'p



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 18903[Reply]

I've seen this particular image (picrel 2) being spammed on /soy/ lately. Could anybody tell me what it is?

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 18900[Reply]

Hello 'teens. I'm posting my mostly complete findings of a mysterious entity known as "Clamstaples". Here's what i found:

Who is Clamstaples?
Clamstaples is confirmed to be real, the first mentions of Clamstaples have dated back to the 1st millennium. Throughout centuries he has been described as a demonic entity that has the ability to haunt anything (Even computer files) he can see, he uses said power to warn people that he will destroy the entirety of humanity.

What dose he look like?
It's unknown what Clamstaples appearance looks like, but only one AI giga gif and two now found gigachad images posted on a website called soyjak.st can tell us what his possible appearance is. These three haunted files commonly associate him with satanic imagery, like horned goat skulls, blood, and the brimstone symbol (which they don't have). Clamstaples might have a muscular body that is fully grey due to him now commonly possessing these gigachad images and videos.

Who is "it"
"it" was mentioned in the AI giga gif. It's name is only known through a leaked unknown document that calls it "st", but the full name has been hidden. They most likely hidden it to not summon "st" and Clamstaples easily.

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 18686[Reply]

I'm interested in occult practise (specifically symbolism) and I'm wondering where the best place to start is?
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 18828

>I’ll give you an example.
>Say I want to remove something from my life, I could maybe draw a symbol on said item and throw it away.
>Thereby making a a ritual and commitment spiritually to removing that thing from my life. Attach my emotion (importantly, love) to the ritual and then following through with whatever the symbol is meant to imply.
>I’ve done this with stuff before and it just works. But I want to expand on this idea, hopefully for stuff like work and study, but I tried practising and creating symbols and it really fucked up my headspace for a bit so I’m hesitant to do that without guidance from somewhere

Heres my take. I dont think the symbol does anything itself whatsoever. Its completely ad hoc and I think unjustified to say it does. But, how comes it seems to have affects? The reason why is because of manifestation basically. I do believe in manifestation, but thats kind of it. All of the occult stuff people say works, it works because its indirect manifestation. And you can entail manifestation from theistic idealism, because all conscious agents are God in substance, and God is omnipotent. Omnipotence cant be turned off, but can only be veiled by illusion. So thats why people are powerless. Real people in history have seriously locked in and managed to do crazy unexplainable shit, like St. Joseph of Cupertino, who flew thousands of times in his life, raised an entire flock of sheep from the dead, and yes all of this happened (if youre wondering if this is evidence for Christianity, the answer is no, all it would prove is manifestation is real).

In my opinion, you dont need to manifest for a short period of time on a symbol, and then after that short time limit, throw it away and never do it again. Unjustified bullshit! You should believe as long as possible. Saying you can only do the believing-it-into-existence process for an arbitrary short amount of time, and then taking the symbol, throwing it away, and then never thinking about what you wanted to manifest EVER AGAIN, is some unjustified, new age, nigger brimstone nonsense. In fact, you should believe in it more. More consistency = More effect. Just believe it is already real in the underlying realm, simply manifestating into this one. Very different from expectation, because expectation is when you believe something will happen most lPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>18828
I like your take on this.
Yeah it was essentially manifestation. I threw the item away with alot of love, I knew I was doing something out of love that would benefit me.
I can't even fathom going to a store to buy the item(s) again. It crosses my mind but there's just so much resistance there now.

You saying you can't just do something short term makes alot of sense honestly. I struggled to find a way to do this with smaller activities like studying without a creeping obsession looming over me during the next day.
The symbol for this I drew with the intention as something that must be mastered.
I fucked up and overshot this, I ended up cutting the symbol off the book, then cutting it in half to 'break it' (I don't know what I'm doing, but this did stop me obsessing)
I know you don't need symbols, and you can do everything with thoughts and words, but the point of me making a symbol for the want of something, was to simplify it into an easy to understand language.
It was an attempt to regulate this kind of manifestation. When I want something, I can always potentially say the wrong things.
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>>18828
>I dont think the symbol does anything itself whatsoever
Yes the symbol is arbitrary. You can assign meaning to literally anything, and the meaning can also be anything.
This is why I wanted to do it myself at first, believing that anyones interpretation of anything can be different.
I think I might continue you with, but I still want to research stuff like this further.
Another thing that fascinates me is the moon and the lunar cycle. Something really draws me to that, I don't know what it is, but I'm mesmirised by the moon itself. Its just so powerful to me

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>>18693
I wonder if that's the same clucka that frogposts in the gnosticism thread

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 18899

>>18864
schizodumpz is keyed



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epstein info discussion thread

wtf bros


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 18896[Reply]

hello /x/, i am someone from /soy/ and we require your help, theres been a being known as clamstaples and "it" who are said to be coming soon. do you guys know if theres any way to ward them off?


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reposting saars
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 18891[Reply]

Cypher Pol 9

In recent observations, a previously unidentified subspecies of hominid, designated Homo carnis predatoria, has emerged within established human communities, exhibiting striking anatomical similarities to modern humans. However, this subspecies displays alarming behavioral traits, characterized by a predatory instinct towards its own kind, posing a significant threat to social order and necessitating immediate investigative action.


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 18862[Reply]

Mfw

 18889

Chud Jakson

 18890

kek



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Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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 18653

Nophono care hands typed all the posts above

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>Nophono care hands typed all the posts above

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May 17

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I'm back and I'm back

 18845

>>18837
NOPHONORALD

 18868

bye bye russia



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