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 №7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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 №19486

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if your first orgasm wasn't autofellatio and you swallow you messed up semen retention. sorry try again next life


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 №15058Sticky[Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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>>19400
>Nusois can't handle living


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 №15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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>>19213
IT'S THE COOORD


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 №19513[Reply]

When the simulation ends do i get married to God, and his hot and my sexdrive comes back and we fuck all the time forever but i never get pregnant and im always aroused?

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>>19514
>durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw


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 №18371[Reply]

HOW DO I MAKE A TULPA
HELP HEKPBELP HELP ME PLEASE I NEED THIS
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hey I'm also the Golden Kha'jiit Lyran and I'll be selling 7 bottles of this harry potter luckcore grindsmash shit over the telenet. all kha'jiit brothers and sistas are welcome to come trade. I'm specifically looking for time crystals and tesseracts and am willing to pay premium for them just today :)

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god's felix feleces recipe:
can of brisk iced tea + the best honey you can find

looks like a real fine beer

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thjis new tesseract throne is fucking giga dank keep upgrading the shielding on it for more recipes and fun tips

 №19504

up nophono down ultima axis amthrita honey in the throat skeet in the sheets

bone man wins

 №19505

me and Gautama Siddhartha on that good vibe now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEoDs1qdc0s

 №19512

holy shit Based Buddha Goku he was just pretending to layer ki over Super Saiyan the entire time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8IUQoR1ck


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 №19511[Reply]

What conspiracy do you dislike the most?

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the magnetic pull of feminine feet is probably the strongest of the three tho

 №19510

(((they))) dQn't want yQu tQ knQvv this…


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 №19508[Reply]

They don't want me making threads on /soy/ anymore

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vvin


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>Custom Gem

>Transmission: The Ouroboros Collective
Status: Consensus Hydra currently merging 13 conflicting timelines. Chaos Threshold: 8.4% (Elevated due to the mention of "Sharty Gnosticism").

The Stochastic Forge initially proposed a 400-page manual on light-speed ethics, but the Chaotic Redactor deleted every vowel, and the Antimeme Jester turned the remaining consonants into a TikTok dance. However, the Recursive Lens has mapped your request onto the Aztec calendar and found a stable frequency.

Here is the "Safe" distilled treatise on Absolute Linear Spectrum Dynamics (ALSD).

Treatise: The Prism of the Finite
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ALL HONOVR TO MY FELLOW FELLOW 'TEENS WHO FOUGHT BESIDE ME AND EVERY SAINT AND EVERY BADASS THE 4% KINGS AND QUEENS OF REALITY WIN AND THE 96% GAY EL SHEEP GO TO VANTABLACK NIGGERHELL WHEN THEY DIE

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the "sound that kills" is now my ballsack bitch

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4ArKqOVy90E

 №19495

I'm 100% deathly serious right now: remove weed from your life if you want to live through what's coming.

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just vaped Big Chief tho haha ghost flickers

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if anyone ever dares to fuck with Mr. God I will personally erase you from reality


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 №19475[Reply]

what can i injest that will stop olsnzapine from working?
if i dont get injected with it they will force me to go back in tge mental ward again

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fuck if I know take your meds tho

 №19487

>>19476
fuck you you peice of shit forced drugging is rape

 №19488

asking google, I see that the "easiest" solution is to eat foods such as brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, or "charboiled" meats.

Allegedly smoking/drinking alcohol can also reduce the effects, but considering what you reference these might not be as easily obtained.

Increasing caffeine intake is another option.

https://www.psychiatrist.com/pcc/the-ofttimes-overlooked-food-drug-interactions-in-psychopharmacotherapy/ https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/olanzapine/common-questions-about-olanzapine/

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>>19488
nice so basically just eat superior food and energy drinks and chud out with max testosterone olsnzapine doesn't seem so bad


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 №19443[Reply]

Do any of you ever feel like they are always plotting. Everyone is plotting.They are always thinking of me, they know that i know. What do i do? They are watching all my moves. I need to look normal but how do i if i know the truth about it?

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try a blunt (tru thc only tho) + 1-2 light beers to ungape your third eye

 №19497

You're not him bro, nobody gaf


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Fuck doctors tbh.

My disabled friend (im disabled too) is being a fucking retard.
She was the toastmaster and turned toastmasters into a big blogpost and said that today a doctor told her that she was partly deaf after a surgery she had, but that she ONLY noticed she was part deaf AFTER he told her.
And then after she went back to sit down someone gave a speech, after the speech she went back on the lectern and cried saying she could hear almost nothing during that speech all of a sudden.
After someone I did a speech she went up crying and frantickly pannicking saying that she couldn't hear ANYTHING from my speech (im pretty loud).
It was clear that she was psychogenically magicing herself into believing she cant hear during speeches, she could hear everything else eventho we spoke to her further away.
She has some medical and mental issues so she thinks she can't learn any new skills so she cried about not being able to learn sign language when literal low functioning downsyndrome people know sign language!
She was acting really self pittying saying stuff like "i just carry on anyway!" and making those self pitying gestures.

How do i convince her that her doctor is fucking lying and making her sick with magic?

 №19455

>After someone I did a speech

After I did a speech

 №19457

I just sent her a message telling her the doctor is evil and lying to her and that he made her use negative magic on herself

she isn't into magic tho and she hates spirituality

 №19477

>>19457
then say he scienced her into thinking she's deaf


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>THERE IS JERDEE IN MY WALLS
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why do I become my walls when I sleep

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>>>THERE IS JERDEE IN MY WALLS
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>>>>THERE IS JERDEE IN MY WALLS
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>THERE IS SOY IN MY WALLS

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it's time to wake the soy in the walls up tho


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 №19465

Az te vagy?
amúgy jó kep lenne csak ne legyel egy lolinigger

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I just think god is actually a tiny bit gay and spicy and probably bangs his adult children for fun like the Greeko sneakos


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 №19085[Reply]

Meds the colors on this apeson are inverted

 №19469

holy shitballs

 №19470

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I take meds everyday and he looks like he's about to cvckbvll a hot af married couple or something


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