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 β„–15159StickyLocked[Reply]

this board exists to solely discuss any method of escaping the slavery which is understood as the current financial system.
posts that do not relate to that, including political posts, will be removed.
you may not act in such a way that furthers the economic peril faced by board members (do not rug or advertise rugs)
a thread's OP image MUST NOT be a screenshot from a social media site (twitter, reddit, etc ..,)
you may not beg, airdrops are allowed
this is a slow board
Common sense applies, not everyone wins, do not kill yourself over something fake
MONEY IS NOT REAL

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 β„–18029[Reply]

DNB EARNINGS TOMORROW


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 β„–18027[Reply]

Hi, I don't know anything about finance or something. Do (you) have any books recommendations?

 β„–18028

what are your financial goals?
>be rich
be more specific



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 β„–18020[Reply]

how do I make money, give me ideas

 β„–18021

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getting a job is a good start.

 β„–18022

get a job
dumpster dive instead of paying for food
do everything to pay less tax and get more government benefits
live in a homeless shelter
dont have any addictions
put all of your money in the S&P500, every single cent.

 β„–18023

>>18020 (OP)
suck my fat cock
will pay you 20$
>>18022
ill match your fund contributions for 0.1% as a cocksucking employee benefit

 β„–18026

become a femboy and take bad dragon dildos up your bum on onlyfans



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 β„–18000[Reply]

Iceland won

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>>18000 (OP)
marge why is this board suddenly revived?
Also get

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>>18001
dude is from russia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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 β„–18017

>>18013
mutt ahh post
Iceland won

 β„–18024

>>18017
not if you want to be rich. though, i wont deny high income equality and a less capitalistic culture has its own benefits



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 β„–17296[Reply]

jannies ban me from /biz/ for 1 minute and please give me a funny ban message while giving me a visible (USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) thing I wanna see if the jannies would replicate what that one dude did in /r9k/

 β„–17297

test

 β„–17298

test

 β„–17715

Janny you're fucking dumb.

 β„–17718

Janny youre a fucking genius

 β„–17969

>>17718
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 β„–18019

>>17969
and this nophono faggot is from iceland lol??



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 β„–17480[Reply]

GIGA AUTISM TA-ERALD
Guess the asset
Guess the trading strategy

 β„–17927

britain lost
Iceland won

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 β„–18005

>>18004
how about… why
Iceland won

 β„–18018

i dont do TA, here are my guesses
>asset
looks like a commodity graph, maybe silver, or maybe a ram stock
>trading strat
buying low and selling high



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 β„–17841[Reply]

Black rock supported stable coin openUSD to rival USDT and USDC
Institutional adoption of crypto might be just around the corner.
Crypto has become much more corporate recently, maybe this could be bullish for other crypto assets but only time will tell.
Article here:
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/06/30/circle-slides-8-as-stripe-coinbase-and-blackrock-back-rival-stablecoin-network

 β„–17843

How is a niggerrock stablecoin supposed to be bullish for crypto? Maybe the market pumps like 5%.
Corporations need to associate crypto with AI, or with space and quantum computing somehow. That would be a super easy way to pump us back to ATH

 β„–17996

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEG

 β„–18014

>>17843
>war starts in Middle East
>bitcoin plumentz
>conflict ends
>bitcoin drops again
What the fuck is wrong with people?

 β„–18015

>>17843
The only reason why BTC flew is because of the infinite amount of hope that comes with buying low and never losing money
Normies don’t care about ai they care about making money
Corporations don’t want risky investments with questionable returns they want to keep making money how they’ve always made money

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>>18014
>>18015
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–18006[Reply]

Pic unrel
I was thinking of buying silver a year ago bc of ai; but funny enough, I got in a car crash and got put in a coma for like 8 months. Im new to investments tbh and my apprehension to it probably cost me a lot of money but it looks like silver isn't nearly as stable as it usually is it still a good asset to hold?

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>>18006 (OP)
also im a physical fetish having soyboy is it at all a good idea to get cast silver shipped?

 β„–18008

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won

 β„–18011

silvers down at the moment if i was looking to buy i would be considering it about now same with gold but it could still go down a bit more. if you are new to investing you should just put like 70-80% of your funds into a good etf like vwrp or vuag and split the rest between metals, small cap, and emerging markets etfs

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>>18011
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17787[Reply]

For those of you that don't know Unipcs has made millions trading memecoins with his biggest trade being $16m opening a leveraged long on bonk which coined him the nickname of 'Bonk Guy', he's also had other multi million longs and quite a few $250-500k longs all from memecoins, he has been publicly shilling $useless for almost a year now. In the middle of April he opened a $5m long on $useless and has been claiming it will be a multi billion dollar memecoin.

Will he do it again? Is this the coin to buy in the bear market?

 β„–17788

shitcoins in the big '26
after the first pump they die out, no? seems too risky

 β„–17806

>>17788
Leave this one because it's a dogshit shill but report any and every memecoin shill that includes a wallet address or a ticker

 β„–17811

Type shit.

 β„–17990

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17665[Reply]

spaceX is going public june 12th do we buy
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>>17767
It freakin happened

 β„–17770

wow that was a nothingburger

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>>17770
I wonder what will happen when their earnings report comes out in 80 days?

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>>17771
earnings? what earnings? theyre operating on loss

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>>17771
options just opened, you know what that means

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>>17668
>>17769
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17671
poland lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17120[Reply]

Are there even any safe investing options left?
>S&P 500
mostly just the big 7 tech stocks that are all riding on AI
>gold and silver
US volatility already priced in
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>the reason why it gives you money is because its not safe

 β„–17210

Gold and silver prices crashed

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>>17210
no asset is safe

 β„–17235

0dte puts or calls on IWM

 β„–17248

>>17210
they'll come back up once the market crashes later this year and lutnick lowers interest rates to -50 bajillion percent

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>>17248
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17219
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17154[Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

 β„–17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting

 β„–17848

this thread lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17845[Reply]

CRASH WAVE 3 Now in Progress - The Dow Makes New Highs to Distract From the Tech Selloff- Oil Bottom

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>>17845 (OP)
What the fuck do you mean β€˜distract’ bro

 β„–17997

germany lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17790[Reply]

Buy the oil dip.

 β„–17838

>>17790 (OP)
Are you okay op
Have your longs been liquidated yet?

 β„–17842

i sold like 12 minutes after i made this post

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>>17838
britain lost
Iceland won



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