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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–72099[Reply]

Are there any other AGPs here? Not troons but people who have AGP and try to manage it. I got EPIed into it quite young and have tried my best to manage for years
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>>72278
>Either you're slasticated on purpose or you've never loved a woman before
>Basically when a woman sits on your face her VAGINA is above your TONGUE which she can use to pleasure herself and when a girl develops that hard that young (she had sex around 2 years later and was barely exceptionally young for my area)
>its normal for them to grind on things to get pleasure and such and noses are good candidates for thus
sounds like commiepedotroon waffle, stay away from schools

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>>72282
>sounds like commiepedotroon waffle
Sounds like the norf of england mate stay away from here

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>>72258
nigger what the fuck are you talking about

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>>72286
I dont get where you could possibly be confused i laid it out step by step in alot of detail

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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

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>>72286
Its probably a fetish and never actually happened



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I wanna ask you guys some advice, or really I just want to talk about this and get some opinions, there's this girl in my 3rd block class in school (accounting) and I suppose you could say I have a bit of a crush on her, the thing is I haven't even talked to her, she sits in the row behind me pretty close to me and it feels like shes all I can think about every time I see her, she seems nice but shes really quiet and doesn't talk to anyone, we have the same lunch period and she always sits completely alone as do I so I was thinking I could try talking to her there by asking if I could sit with her but I'm very worried she'll find me weird or annoying, I'm also a bit worried she might be a mega toxic liberal o algo since she has bright blue hair and a bunch of piercings but its not my biggest worry, i couldn't even really tell you what I like about her she just seems so perfect, shes kind of short but not super short, a little bit chubby, she's probably around my age but I'm pretty sure shes a little older, and she always has this look on her face that I just love, I don't stare or anything like a retarded gigasperg but I always find myself looking at her at lunch evendoe she never notices me, I'm just worried she'll think I'm boring or weird since I don't really stand out at all, I'm tall but I don't do any sports or anything so I really am just a boring person I guess, I don't know I just want your guys' opinions or advice about this, thanks for reading
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I don't actually know her name either but I think I once heard the teacher call it and it was a nice name, she might've been talking about another girl albeit
>inb4 fakecel faggot
I've never had a girlfriend or anything but I'm not a total truecel since girls do sometimes talk to me for answers on assignments or to ask me how tall I am
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GEG was going to ask for a tldr of the last month but saw theres been almost zero updates

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>>70711
nothing much, I still see her at school every day and we hang out everyday weekend, she quit vaping and doesn't smoke weed unless she's with her friend which I think is definitely good, she also promised she'd stop cutting herself and while I know that's not gonna last atleast she wont do it every single time shes stressed or sad, though she has somewhat negatively influenced me in one way in the past few weeks and that's that I started smoking cigarettes since she let me try one but that's not the worst thing ever
>>70712
I don't think I'm really a normie since I still have pretty bad social skills and not many friends but I'm not a total giga-autist that cant talk to anyone
>>70825
yeah I haven't really been on the sharty as much especially since I'm pretty busy with school and stuff and there's not really been much going on, I know some people like to read my retarded blogposts but the majority of the users on this site would rather not see my thread every day, I don't want this to get completely slid but if it does it wouldn't really matter, anyhow there's not really much to say about this relationship anymore, on Thursday we'll have been dating for 2 months and I don't feel like we'd break up for any reasons so far, I love her very much and enjoy all the time we spend together and I know she loves me too, I've been able to somewhat influence some of her political views too since while she isn't dumb shes not very well educated so even with my average education I'm able to appear very well learned and more intelligent so she believes almost everything I say about politics meaning that I've been able to tell her how Jews run the government and all the other chuddy shit she doesn't know

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>>70865
/r9k/ is a shithole, seeing your posts wabag
wholesomegem

 β„–71023

nPGBeIGU fucking VVQN…

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>>70865
lets fucking go good job on getting her to quit bad habits

 β„–72321

You do you I guess



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 β„–72296[Reply]

I make you mad, you get mad, you try to say something that makes me mad and I never see it. I win every time. It's mathematical. There is no enchange, I take from you then I take and then I take again. You should genuinely ashamed of yourself if you use websites like this to do anything else, webforum culture is a failed experiment and nothing more to me than a zoo and I hate you all.

 β„–72303

marge, what is the hobo saying?

 β„–72320

Stop doing that brooooo



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 β„–71795[Reply]

See these niggers under every post why?
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>>72226
Stop being a dumb nigger and shoot for women you could actually get like jeetas and negresses

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>>72259
no, i want my future kids to be half aryan, plus we niggas arent as bad as jeets

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>>72313
It's over then only defective white women are in your reach unless you are rich tall and handsome white women are most race loyal.

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>>71795 (OP)
esl lol

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>>72313
Kill yourself disgusting nigger

 β„–72319

>>72315
nigga that statistic fake or something, and i could be rich in the future or something i sling crack and fent, so yes i will get a white wife
>>72317
theres nothing wrong with being a gentleman of african descent



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 β„–72234[Reply]

is it over for me robots?

 β„–72238

no, you're a real beautiful woman, valid sister

 β„–72239

>>72238
> no, you're a real beautiful woman, valid sister
<its over

 β„–72267

>stolen from (((instagram))) award

 β„–72311

seriously, did the guy got all fucked up on purpose or why does he look like a sex offender

 β„–72312

>>72311
its a she, and you're reported for transphobia bigot



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 β„–72260[Reply]

I had sex
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 β„–72283

>literally nobody on r9k has said this before until now

 β„–72287

first and last truly original sentence on r9k

 β„–72289

>original content
kek

 β„–72291

I have a girlfriend

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>>72291
GEEEEEEEEG DO R9KCACAS REALLY?

 β„–72310

fake n gay



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 β„–72306[Reply]

They seem interested in me but again I don’t believe in the religion part, what do I do?

 β„–72307

Dont go to church just for them, go there to focus on bettering yourself before God. I did the same thing and got burned. I stopped going to that church because of her. It worked out for the better doe because I joined the orthodox church

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>>72307
Alright I’ll stop going

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>>72308
I didnt mean it like that, i meant you should still go to church, just dont go for the sole purpose of chasing huzz. Work on yourself and your unbelief of God, then consider dating them.



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 β„–72137[Reply]

I found 2 kittens outside of my house one is orange one is grey with white spots what should I name them?
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 β„–72144

name one freddy

 β„–72154

Froot and coalson

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>>72140
Name the grey one Soot

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>>72154
they should be froot (orange) and soot (grey) or maybe name the orange one kuz instead

 β„–72168

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>naming your cats after soyjaks and sharty admins

 β„–72305

Froot and soot



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 β„–72268[Reply]

Anyone here watch youtubers like rehab room or dbdr I'm working out while watching jbw lifefuel.
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>>72293
ESL faggot

 β„–72297

>>72295
Shut up nigger how is he esl

 β„–72298

They're both the opposite of motivation. It makes no sense to listen to those two retards while exercising.

 β„–72299

>>72297
xe's just clueless oofie doofie tryhard. Guaranteed sub95iq sub5 with shit orbitals and recessed maxilla

 β„–72300

>>72298
dbdr rose from the ashes and got himself a job & place, that's motivating. It's only demotivating to those who are afraid of hearing how shit really is.

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>>72298
Im tall and white though so rehab is lifefuel.



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 β„–72247[Reply]

Does anyone else here not really care about having a GF or sex? Most of the time I don't really think about looking for a relationship or sex. I'm a virgin and have been living a solitary lifestyle as I've never been great at socialising, so I just stopped caring. It's only when I'm in bed going to sleep I imagine cuddling a girl but that's about it.
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 β„–72264

There's no way i would currently be able to find/maintain a relationship but i still care about finding one at some point

 β„–72265

You do care.

 β„–72277

I do this
>doing this space

 β„–72288

TSMT I'm usually way happier when left by myself than when I'm worrying about foids

 β„–72294

I don't even care about sex, I just want someone to comfort me. I have no one to talk to about my issues, I just wish I could feel another persons warmth, even if it's platonically

 β„–72301

Same. Doe it's because I have a low sex drive + I'm struggling with homosexuality



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Answer why you made thst choice if you chose it
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>>72210
are you american

 β„–72215

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>>72214
Canadian

 β„–72225

volcel/trvecel/mentalcel pride worldwide

 β„–72229

ANY sexual experience with someone else or specifically sex itself ?

 β„–72230

>
>Answer why you made thst choice if you chose it

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>>72210
>I used to whore myself out as a cope cause I felt unloveable
oh no no no what the fuck is this family gays?
GGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!



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 β„–72240[Reply]

Every fucking day
I want to have sex, can't stop thinking about that shit, i'm so tired of this shit, I don't even care about having a meaningful relationships, i just wanna fuck. I sorta felt like that even before I got EPId. What the fuck is wrong with me nigga.
I'm not ugly, short or other shit, i'm just a shut in autist who also acts too black for europoor cuckciety i live in. Bitch i wanna go to jamaica and get my dick sucked there.

 β„–72243

virgin with rage

 β„–72244

hire a hooker then retard

 β„–72246

kill yourself rapeape

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>>72244
this
awdawdawd

 β„–72270

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>just hire a heckin' hooker bro! you wont regret it!
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