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Anonymous ## Mod 09/21/20 (Mon) 21:20:51 №58 [Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

Anonymous ## Mod 04/03/24 (Wed) 01:04:13 №13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 01:19:40 №85300 [Reply]

This my first serious post on this board and I thought I'd start off by sharing something that I kinda need to get off my chest and has really weirded me out since it happened.
<preddit space
Basically, I woke up this morning (well, actually it was in the middle of the day, but whatever) from a very odd dream I had.
The dream goes as follows, or from what little I could remember…
<preddit space
It was me in a room alone with a woman, whom I perceived in the dream to be French (don't know why). From what little was comprehensible in the dream visually, we sat at the edge of what looked like a bed and she told me she had been informed by a friend of mine of the details of my personal life and that she was sorry that I was going through such a rough patch.
<preddit space
The remainder of the dream from this point I can't adequately describe in order of how it happened, but after she had told me this, she hugged me or consoled me to such a point that she had noticed how her words and actions affected me, and saw I was on the verge of tears. She then comforted me by telling me it was okay and rested her head against mine, to which it felt like in the dream a stream of tears fell down my face afterwards. This was followed by her kneeling down in front me, and from the dream if felt like she was ready leave the room, but before she did this she told me it was okay and trusted that I was wasn't going to do anything rash after she leaves.
<preddit space
She then left the room and I was left there on the edge of bed alone and proceeded to facepalm and breakdown.
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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:58:57 №85306

>>85300 (OP)
Nigga i was following along interested until you mentioned mom fucking and fairy molesting what the actual fuck

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 05:06:49 №85310

>>85306
me too lol

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 08:03:40 №85315

OP can you tell us more of your weird interesting dreams, the fact you mentioned fairy like creatures flying into your penis so casually makes me wonder if there is more geg

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told my friends im a faggot Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 16:08:56 №85218 [Reply]

I was chilling with some friends, we stayed up overnight and watched films and stuff, and one of the two guys who stayed started talking about his battles with porn addiction.
Unfortunately due to alcohol and THC in my system and tiredness since it was like 4am, I made a very bad decision and told the other two guys that I was struggling with homosexual thoughts.

At the time they both seemed fine with it and we had all sorta talked about personal stuff so I foolishly assumed the stuff we'd been saying wouldn't leave our circle.
However since then, one of the two guys has apparently been spreading around that I'm a faggot to other people.
I've already got a dm from someone asking about it. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Do I just own it at this point?

>quit porn, repent to god blah blah
I've tried allat before and it has not worked

Anyway that doesn't change the fact that my friends know I'm a disgusting faggot.

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Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 23:57:53 №85257

Just don't go around doing any actual faggotry and it'll be fine

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 01:48:41 №85263

>>85226
>0.001% that are born in the body of one gender
most of this is cope to be a faggot. only sodomite rape victims have this as an excuse because their hormone were actually fucked up

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 01:35:39 №85302

Ive struggled with homosexuality for a long time as well yung chud. I cant give advice on the friends, but i can give pretty solid advice on the homosexual part.

For me it ironically helped a lot to accept that I have homosexual thoughts and feelings and there's no simple way to make them go away. I made the decision that if those feelings never went away, it would be okay because i'd simply not act on them. Thoughts and feelings are not actions, nomatter how much John Calvin may tell you they are. When a straight guy sees a pretty girl, he doesnt feel ashamed of having feelings about her even if he's not going to pursue her. its the same with you. simply recognize those feelings as unnatural, and let them pass. This is half of what i did.

The other half of what helps me is to try and figure out a purpose driven reason for why i have the feelings i do. In my case, I essentially decided that male homosexuality serves an important social function. As civilizations grow they sometimes tend towards gynocentrism, especially in the midst of a subversive element like jews. This is extremely dangerous because the backbone of any civilization is the patriarchy. from a metaphysical standpoint the masculine principal is that of raw potential creative/generative energy that is realized through the receptive/passive feminine one. This is why in the classical indoeuropean pantheon there is always father sky (etherial) and mother earth (material). Sex, in which a man quite literally puts a baby into a woman through which the child is born, is only one such manifestation of this dynamic. The problem is that often times men will become so infatuated with the beauty of women that they delude themselves into believing their only job is to please their wives. this is KIND OF TRUE. the confusion lies in that the means by which they SHOULD please their wives is generally by having offspring and heading up their households as strong leaders (raw potential energy manifested through material), but instead they DELUDE themselves into believing they should serve their wives by asking the woman to call the shots (something most of them dont even want to do). This inversion of nature is the essence of feminism. this is how low testosterone gynocentric wifeguys destroy a civilization. This is the origin of "happy wife happy life". Us as homosexuals are infatuated for one reason or another with the masculine image, and hence are natural reactionaries. Homofash is real.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 04:34:46 №85308

>>85302
>Homofash is real.
fascism is literally, almost exclusively against homosexuality. and i mean 99%
>there is an innate trend towards right wing thought that comes from being a fruit.
homosexuality is feminine, which is quite far against the strength, honor and ascetic values of fascism and right-wing beliefs (even the romans disliked effeminate faggots to an extent, cinaedi were often made fun of)
>We have an infatuation with the masculine, and the masculine creative potential to actualize what we know to be the good and the true. Wanting to fuck men is the obstacle
faggotry in no way is grafted to the right wing. i would say the faggotry of now and then is a by-product of the times. even the SS had a problem with faggotry despite both the SS and church being against it, mainly it was because they lived through weimar

our problems now are also caused by living through weimar.

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 07:05:08 №85312

ur just a faggot time to accept it

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 07:08:22 №85314

>>85221
>I've always assumed I'm "naturally gay" because I've never experienced any attraction to women
yeah it’s over. how’s that even possible bro

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Chud gt9qjFTp 04/11/26 (Sat) 17:02:03 №85288 [Reply]

i think the priests daughter likes me what do i do
And whats with this pattern im noticing of priests/pastors daughter throwing choosing signals to eccentric spergs
Am I being deceived
And one of the homies said the priest would have too high standards for my retarded self to live up to

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Chud gt9qjFTp 04/11/26 (Sat) 17:24:47 №85290

>>85289
Lots of eye contact with smiling. Shes done little gestures that she wouldnt do to someone she wasnt interested in. "Wow I didn't realize how tall you were" (I'm like 3-4cm taller than her)
I also believe I'm one of very few, maybe the only guy her age there, that doesnt have a gf. She's not exactly swimming in options outside of church either.

Chud gt9qjFTp 04/11/26 (Sat) 17:35:19 №85291

also helps to mention shes the most beautiful girl ive ever seen
Thoughingly not in the way that appeals to niggers and normgoyim that abuse their hormones, goon, fornicate, and eat pig slop

Chud vJv!vyxk 04/11/26 (Sat) 19:55:20 №85296

Nice go for it teen

Chud 2gWzodCV 04/12/26 (Sun) 01:23:15 №85301

>>85288 (OP)
go for it my nigga. also im assuming youre orthodox if your priest has kids?

Chud gt9qjFTp 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:21:42 №85304

>>85301
yeah
<unoriginal content

Chud h6KFWuCs 04/12/26 (Sun) 05:08:19 №85311

>>85288 (OP)
start slow my nigga
ask if she wanna do some shit outside of church
>>85290
>4cm
haha shortie

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 03:10:42 №85307 [Reply]

What did you googoogagas achieve this week?

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Chud EDmEtIVC 04/11/26 (Sat) 04:16:26 №85271 [Reply]

I think my friend is a psychopath, he's genuinely a completely different person around everyone he knows and he goes through girlfriends like nothing, he "knows" probably like 100 different people but I don't think he's true friends with even 10 of them. he once told me and our other friend that he doesn't feel empathy for anyone not close to him but later went back on it. he used to be ugly and unpopular but he had a "glow-up" of sorts and I think that caused him to crave appeal, he just wants people to like him because he never really had that before, I think the reason he's so affectionate to all his relationships that barely last 2 weeks is because he enjoys seeing these women vulnerable and dependent on him just to cut it off. he also makes fun of people as soon as its acceptable to the other people around him, I don't really know what to think about it and really its kinda funny to me but I wanna know what you guys think.

Chud alyfWY8A 04/11/26 (Sat) 05:17:03 №85272

he sounds okay i guess???

Chud jBYlWX!Y 04/11/26 (Sat) 06:42:20 №85278

GET OUT OF THAT FRIENDSHIP

Chud EDmEtIVC 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:52:50 №85305

>>85272
I guess its just funny to me
>>85278
I don't really talk to him much at all tbh

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:13:37 №85303 [Reply]

>Hey hunky, want to go on /r9k/ with me?
<Yeah sure.
>What do you think?
<Get this jarty shit off of my screen.

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I WILL FUCK UP MY SLEEP FOR NO REASON Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 23:56:52 №84541 [Reply]

today i didn't sleep, and i thought it would be fun to stay up for three days, i think i can do it, will update but i'll probably fail geg

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:05:16 №84728

>>84645
Bugs inside the carpet geg

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:13:21 №84729

>>84544
i take my previous statement back, i remembered that i managed to once do 35 hours

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:00:46 №84779

>>84541 (OP)
dude that's is dangerous

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:28:49 №84781

Id do this but im too scared of the potential hallucinations

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:30:42 №84782

>>84541 (OP)
i once did an all nighter i felt sick the next day

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 20:41:09 №85298

>>84541 (OP)
Will nigger OP update us or has he deaded?

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Chud mXQjFKXt 03/24/26 (Tue) 19:41:55 №83915 [Reply]

tell us some interesting stories from your ancestors/family history

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Chud lZwqozx1 04/10/26 (Fri) 22:24:27 №85253

>>83915 (OP)
my great grandfather who recently died served in the US army and got sent off to korea while the war was happening. Another one of my great grandads was an arsonist

Chud 1VZwpSOI 04/11/26 (Sat) 08:22:58 №85280

I’m Aussie and one of my ancestors was a member of the united irishmen and for his participation in the 1788 Irish uprising (his records got lost in civil war so nophono knows what his actually specific crime was) he was sent to the penal colony of New South Wales. Eventually he became a freeman and was given land to start up a farm, he married a 20 yo at 51 (OYYYYY) and had 11 kids. He also made a new dog breed that eventually became apart of the Australian stumpy tailed cattle dog which is the most common and prized cattle dog in the country today

Chud 1VZwpSOI 04/11/26 (Sat) 09:07:55 №85281

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>>85280
>nu ID
Another one of my ancestors was a detective in the late 1800s/early 1900s and he worked on fairly famous case involving an abbo named jimmy governor killing some white men, my grandpa still has his service revolvers and a leather holster I forgot to take a photo of

Chud 1VZwpSOI 04/11/26 (Sat) 09:09:48 №85282

>>85281
nevermind I didn't get a nu-ID

Chud jUdcbQj! 04/11/26 (Sat) 19:26:08 №85295

My great grandpa fought at Stalingrad on the good guys side and my great uncle died because of an unexploded artillery shell

Chud r!p0OWgZ 04/11/26 (Sat) 20:32:23 №85297

>>85295
Did your great-grandpa survive WW2? If so how on earth did he manage to survive the bloodiest battle in human history and still continued to fight on the Eastern Front

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Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 14:20:51 №83328 [Reply]

im on day 24 of nofap right now, but i have to wonder, when will i stop feeling sexual/romantic attraction to subhuman roasties of the lesser sex?
<
today i woke up with a strong morning erection which is something i haven't experienced in at least a month, although i don't exactly know what caused it. most sexual "fantasies" i conjure up in my mind are ineffectual in making me aroused, even if they are tailored to my specific fetishes, and i quickly tire of them. i already have a pretty low libido/romantic drive to begin with, but sometimes when i see a specific female who is present in some of my classes, i feel a light romantic inclination towards her, which i know is irrational and retarded, given that i will never be able to truly love and have romantic love reciprocated to me in turn. maybe i should settle for tulpamancy, but i dont know. i don't like the idea of letting a demon live inside of my head, even if that demon looks and sounds like pinkie pie. thoughts, soy9ksisters?

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Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 21:09:09 №85116

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>>85115
>you NEED experiential knowledge on gooning before you can talk to me or my tulpa EVER AGAIN
tulpatards LOST, aryanimeGEMS vvon

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 21:45:53 №85129

>>85115
you are a gem therefore you won this argument

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 06:31:26 №85174

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>tulpas

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 15:30:03 №85287

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>>83328 (OP)
It's less about having little to no sexual attraction and more about being comfortable in your own skin. It's seeing your sexual arousal, feeling it manifest in the form of a strong erection and then just accepting it as a sign of health rather than something that should be suppressed. It's having the thought acknowledged and reassured that it's fine and in fact healthy for it to exist, but also understanding that pondering too much into it is not the solution, as what you're clearly seeking is genuine romantic connection with another person, not pointless pleasure. On that note:
>I feel a light romantic inclination towards her, which I know is irrational and retarded, given that I will never be able to truly love and have romantic love reciprocated to me in turn
Beating yourself up over actual attraction and feelings for someone is going against your male nature and your genetic code, which is bound to hit a roadblock. Trust me, I hate myself a lot and do something similar, albeit a bit more subtly, and that mindset will only bring you misery and a low self-esteem, not humility or happiness. I recommend you stop doing it and to start judging your life from a neutral perspective, seeing both your good and bad traits as they are, to give yourself the comfort you seek from others even when it sounds fake. Trust me, it helps.
God bless you, soyteen.

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 17:42:02 №85292

sorry brah NHKfag wins

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 18:02:40 №85294

>>85287
fact flood

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Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:21:36 №85239 [Reply]

oh no no no no, /troon9k/ what is this raisin?

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:47:34 №85243

The 'log has been brim for a while, no better than 4cucks r9k now

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 05:46:47 №85274

>>85243
at least theres no porn

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 17:43:20 №85293

>>85243
bro have you even used 4cuck's r9k. this is definitely better even with all the bait

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advice for mitigating swearing Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 00:59:34 №85261 [Reply]

Do any 'teens have advice on how reduce frequent swearing. I don't swear (mainly "nigger" "faggot" and "cunt") in conversations, for that I don't have conversations daily. I swear when alone, typically when driving due to how niggerlicious the niggers I have to share the road with are, today I felt bad, as I actually cussed someone out, when a cyclist failed to yield and got in front of me, forcing me to abruptly brake. I was so annoyed that I rolled down my window and shouted 'faggot' at them. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 05:18:13 №85273

can't you just not be a nigger with no self control

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 13:51:04 №85286

I usually make up some silly cuss when I realize halfway through that I'm starting to swear. It sometimes becomes so convoluted and wierd I start laughing instead and stop being as angry or salty about wheter it was about. Can't give any good examples in English but it usually just comes naturally if you stub yourself on something.

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Is it okay to be slow? Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 17:16:24 №84343 [Reply]

And when i mean slow i mean in stuff like understanding concepts,understanding punchlines to jokes,school work growing up and most things in my life. And the thing is
never really realized that im slow until like 2 month ago. The really weird part is that I've never been diagnosed with any disability like autism or dyslexia so I may genuinely be retarded and honestly I feel like shit knowing this probably can't be changed

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 02:26:22 №84482

>>84474
no problem fren
having hope is an excellent starting point for change <3

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 11:00:47 №84499

>>84343 (OP)
its retard-savant syndrome or however einstein wore his diapers

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 02:51:36 №85265

If you are net positive taxpayer it's okay.

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 04:06:04 №85269

I feel the same way I struggled in school from 6th grade to the end of high school and barely passed, I have le 'tism but the doctors said its the high functioning kind so I shouldn't be this retarded, I'm not terrible with social stuff and that's the thing that's honestly the easiest to fix, cus if you're genuinely just slow at figuring things out, finding solutions to things, and understanding things, then really it'll always be like that and you cant do anything.

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 04:08:21 №85270

>>84499
some people like this never find what they excel at and live their whole lives horrible at everything, its quite sad

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 13:35:52 №85285

>>84343 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lyV8rx2PrYw?is=qoLabdMXErDVkK8w 2-3 years quad n back training and forget

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Desperate men exist? Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 06:50:46 №85175 [Reply]

I'm a femcel and I don't think they do exist. My ex boyfriend from soy was desperate for me at first but then he realized I'm severely autistic and ditched me.

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Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:36:12 №85242

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>I'm a femcel and I don't think they do exist. My ex boyfriend from soy was desperate for me at first but then he realized I'm severely autistic and ditched me.

Holy fucking larp, femcels are not real bc YOH fucking decide which chuds dick end up in your vagina GTFO OFF MY TRUECEL BOARD YOU FOID

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 20:29:54 №85248

>>83635 (OP) same foid?

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 20:34:01 №85249

femcels arent real

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 20:49:16 №85252

>>85248
probably not, that file is named and its a different character
Theres a lot of "im a femcel" bait recently. I wouldn't even mind if women were on the board, but these are clearly bait, incel isn't a gendered word and they could easily phrase any question without making it clear they are female.

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 12:04:44 №85283

>>85175 (OP)
>ex
Spoiled. You will never find love, whore

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 12:35:33 №85284

ummm hi lol

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What do I do with my free time? Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 05:54:42 №85275 [Reply]

Me personally I just play videogames, go on this website,go on tiktok or ig, and maybe jerk off but I always feel unfilled and I tried quiting tiktok but I literally had nothing to do but watch tiktok geg

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 06:11:00 №85276

try and find hobbies that you enjoy or become a wagie cuck

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 06:40:07 №85277

watch NASkinos that ppl post on /qa/