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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–35522[Reply]

My bf kissed his friend (tongue) while I was away and coming into the room. He told me they were just really close, and I know it's important to believe him because trust is the foundation of a good relationship.
How do I tell him it makes me uncomfortable that he tongue kisses his friend (girl)?

 β„–35525

Fuck you

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>>35525
you can't i have a boyfriend >.<



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 β„–35528[Reply]

I would like to issue an apology to the people of 4/r9k/ for any of the mean things I may have said to you. How about we get off to a fresh start?


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 β„–35523[Reply]

21st century hypergamy has run amok and made women into devilish little harpies. Their sluttish behavior is disheartening; their insincere HR tone of voice is grating; they are inferior mentally, I just can't deal with them.

I'm gonna have to hit up the massage parlor because there is no way I will ever get sum puss from girls now. It's all so banal.
Mandatory reading for you chuds: https://dn720003.ca.archive.org/0/items/the-manipulated-man_202201/The%20Manipulated%20Man.pdf


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 β„–33073[Reply]

Here is mine. What do you think?
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 β„–33080

>>>33073 (You) (OP)
>How do you do it? Step by step instructions for my autistic ass?
Take your name cut the letters in desired symetrical places or atatchment points like A becomes ||- O becomes )( or four (> and the place the material that you have created from your name into a image of your liking

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>>33075
Also if your wondering when you made it properly. Trust me you will know when you look at it. It will be a serene feeling.

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>Here is mine. What do you think?
idk if i did it right i just did what felt right and looked right

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>>33309
Gj buddy, now if u start having nightterrors its not my fault, just you remeber that

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myname isd rea ld nam



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 β„–34774[Reply]

I always stopped after i got wet cuz i thought that was when you reached your climax, i thought hentais were always exaggerating squirting… until now i thought i pissed myself man. Today was a good day. Cheers
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>>35298
I'll pass on the used goods

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>>34774 (OP)
Congrats. Disregard all the seething incels.

A good orgasm is a good orgasm.

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>>35459
then why does it feel like I'm just saying that to myself to try to feel better

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>>35460
It could also be because it's a new sensation, you're not used to it yet and it took so long you can't just go "This good, want more" at a core level.

Like a violation of what you thought was normal and possible, and your psyche is trying to wrap around that new concept. There isn't the benefit of still being adolescent and more receptive to new things, to let you just enjoy this and internalize it.

It could also just simply be because *this* is the first time you've experienced an orgasm, not earlier. I wouldn't think too much on this part, just try and enjoy that it happened. I only really have a good orgasm every couple years or so due to stress.

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>>35494
Nah I was feeling accomplished arm pumped and everything
I have a love hate relationship with jerking off but the only harm it does is the way i perceive people and myself



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 β„–34073[Reply]

Women appreciation general.

Post about how much you appreciate women. Women haters can stand outside and SEETHE
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>>34073 (OP)
The only good waman is a masc waman

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>>34386
So dont make them then

 β„–35338

I love my gf ive been with her for 7 years even tho she can be a cunt ive been dumping loads in her for years and she laughs at all my insane rants about jews and niggers

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Very glad to see some genuine women appreciation in this thread, despite the raisinters.

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>>34073 (OP)
If you want a women appreciation general, then you need a men appreciation general. Maybe if the two groups stopped fighting for 10 minuets, got out of anime weeabooland, everyone would be happier.



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 β„–30777[Reply]

Brothers, listen, is moving to Hawaii really worth it for a Chance to get an Asian GF?

I don't know how I'll survive, I have no family there or a job waiting but, shoot for the moon amirite?
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>>30777 (OP)
no, americanized women most of the time are what makes them bad. plus hawaii is kind of a raisin hole, unless you are already rich

 β„–35487

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>>30777 (OP)
Unfortunately most places with high Asian populations are expensive, with the exceptions of: Fresno CA, Whitman WA, Beadle SD, Champaign IL, and Washtenaw MI. I guess you could also work fishing/oil in Alaska for increased income, but Hawaii is a bad mix of high prices+low pay.

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>>30777 (OP)
TL/DR NO hawaii sucks and is too expensive. But don't take our word for it, go as a tourist instead and ask the locals questions, and if we are wrong let us know what you find out!

Have you BEEN to hawaii before? you might not like it. Are there any jobs for you? can you afford it? Try taking a vacation there instead. do something you can afford, and if it sucks to visit then you sure don't want to live there. I personally have never been, but my understanding is it is expensive and a mix between california and Portland. It's one of those left wing places that exists because of military bases and government money.

Budgeting for the trip is a goal, buying the plane tickets is a goal, setting up the hotel reservations is a goal. If you hit a snag along the way, well that will answer your question, because you would be moving out of the continental US. If you can't take a trip there, moving is going to be more difficult. When you do make it over there after you defeat any roadblocks, ask questions about the place. try listening to others that will talk to you. you might make a friend or two, and you will learn about the 50th state.

It's a fun goal op. seriously consider it.

Also, maybe you want to move away and start all over? I did that, it worked for me, it worked for the pioneers(the ones that survived anyway), It will probably work for you too. I think you asked a good question. Truthfully i think you want an asain model GF. That's the same as wanting a pet tiger, but to be frank i think having a pet tiger would be safer, cheaper, and more rewarding than dating a model.
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>>35487
why do asiatics cling to expensive pricy places. Where the fuck do they get all that money from.



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 β„–35519[Reply]

What's stopping the white race from making Hyperborea right now. It's literally so easy. All whites move to the North Pole. Set up enormous death turrets that surround the North Pole that keep everyone else out. Have rigorous DNA scans of everyone to check for… interlopers.


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 β„–28615[Reply]

Women should be exterminated if we want western society to continue advancing.
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>>31555
The true blackpill

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>>31555
trips of trvth, the more youre forced to interact with normgroids the more you will grow to detest them

 β„–33144

>>31555
diverting attention from the foid problem is retarded.
Most men worship foids because they have an IQ below 120 and pussy is scarce. With sex being so rare you can't blame normies for going for women.
Solution: kill foids

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>>28698
And I am a handsome, smart and pleasant incel. Shut up. or something

 β„–35518

VUMP



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 β„–28607[Reply]

KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
>KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
>KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
>KILL ALL WOMEN
KILL ALL WOMEN
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>>28607 (OP)
INCELCORE NEVER DIES
FUCK SHOOTER
RIP LIL WATERMARK

 β„–33038

>>32675
RIP STEAKFRY
FRY HIGH

 β„–33071

>>32449
fucking based kid
>>31260
Rocks, but I can't relate. Not disgusted with myself, I love myself. I'm disgusted with everyone else.

 β„–33145

incelbumo

 β„–35517

VUMO 4 KILLING ALL WOMEN



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 β„–35387[Reply]

the short "lifespan" of young love doesn't invalidate it. in fact, the fleetingness of it is indicative of something beautiful, like most things in life.

the essence is in its explorative innocence with no vain transactional expectations. it's a journey. feelings for each other are sincere, intense and spiritual. no going through the motions. there's no gamification. the boy isn't expected to CARRY the entire bond. it's the only time you get to experience a friends to lovers dynamic, tinder has made this impossible.

it's all pure emotion. it's short but it has two people already willing to DIE and reincarnate together. you could only attain such a dynamic as an adult if your lucky and you hold on to your standards. but most overage women are allergic to that and only seek LITERAL FATHER FIGURES like a resource driven animal. A passionless opportunist that pretends to be romantic when they can't even understand it.

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>>35387 (OP)
It's only fleeting if you betray it and whore out.

The person you devote yourself to can be your father figure and provider. It's okay to whore yourself out to your person.

It's when you betray them and are unfaithful that you lose all your worth.

 β„–35417

great, now im sad

 β„–35427

>>35417
You deserve to feel sad. You massively fucked up with me.

 β„–35508

Young love was terrible for me. Too many expectations and near total enmeshment to the point where I'd get panic attacks when she didn't text me back immediately.
Growing up is letting go, anon.

 β„–35515

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Good post- all very, very true but as someone who just turned 24 as a khhv it's absolute suifuel



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 β„–35428[Reply]

I'm starting:
>Has severe autism
>Has depression and anxiety
>Has severe PTSD
>Experiences panic attack everyday
>Having nightmare everyday
>Is a 5'5" manlet
>Is ugly
>Retarded, low intelligent
>Everyone hates me
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 β„–35458

Well, I lose big time. Why? Because my life has gotten better since i got my adhd diagnosis and got on concerta.

>can finally concentrate and focus on tasks

>actually sleeping better
>able to actually talk to people now without freezing up
>feel emotionally better
>a lot of other positive things
So, where's my participation trophy?

 β„–35486

>>35428 (OP)
and every single one of those things could be fixed if you tried enough

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>>35450
this cannot be real

 β„–35497

>>35455
are you shrek?

 β„–35514

>>35455
and despite all of that, some sad pathetic fuck would still have fuck you and have kids with you, how grim.



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 β„–35507[Reply]

crazy how the kids in here are even bigger virgins than the original r9k ngl tf is wrong with these lil niggas lmao

 β„–35513

Survivorship bias
All the normies fucked off to discord and xitter, only terminally online losers are here including (you)



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 β„–34745[Reply]

Redpill me on nightclubs
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>>34745 (OP)
>>34752
Nightclubs have the worst, lowest quality people, i would avoid them.

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>>34941

i think the same of any venue that requires alcohol or other drugs to enjoy. i would be happy doing shots of tito's in the middle of a dirty alley.

 β„–35071

They're noisy as fuck and annoying.

 β„–35083

if you want some easy fuck go there, if you stay late you take a drunk girl without her consent

 β„–35512

>>34941
I remeber banu used to say that, she was so hot I wish I could fuck her tight wet little hapa pussy.



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 β„–35511[Reply]

Dropped a grand on a saxaphone. Never played it before. I don't even listen to saxaphone music.
Just thought it would be cool to be the sax guy you know.


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 β„–35315[Reply]

IMAF causes chinks to seethe because the Indian man cucks the asian male. But for some reason, whites fly into endless fits of rage when they see IMAF. It's almost as if whites live vicariously through chinkwomen and yearn to have insect babies with them. And when that's taken from them, they lash out.

I don't understand the white and chinkcel mind… I need to post more IMAF to continue my research…
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The white male is demoralized at the sight of IMAF. It's almost as if he gets offended on the behalf of the ricecel by proxy.

Fascinating scientific discovery…. whites and chinks are true specimens…

 β„–35360

That’s just amaf doe

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>>35315 (OP)
my dad is chadnese and my mom is brown
debate that robot

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>>35365
>chang trying to derail the thread
nice try chinky

 β„–35510

I couldn't care less what gooks and curry niggers do lmao



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 β„–35209[Reply]

>be me
>homeless people everywhere
>decide to be kind and feed them since they're begging for food all the time
>make a huuuge pot of soup
>go to the park to feed these "people"
>nobody wanted any
>homeless cretins start bitching and cussing at me and demanding money
>dump soup on the ground and leave
>drive by next day and random animals are everywhere eating the soup remnants
Fuck homeless "people".
Have you ever cooked for somebody who did not appreciate it?

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>>35209 (OP)
Homeless people are like geese. Just leave them alone and let nature do its work

 β„–35502

Pity is the weakest part of you. Kill it or be dragged down to the level of those you feel bad for.

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>>35209 (OP)
Don't ever feel bad for low class tramps OR befriend, there is a reason no one of worth would ever be associated with them.

Their only worth is being able to unreliably get you drugs.



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 β„–29427[Reply]

Working from home today.
Time to kick back, play some WoW, work out, have a very long lunch, jerk off during long teams meetings, and make one entry per hour on an excel spreadsheet.

 β„–30623

Productive day.
Conquest capped my two characters. Argued a bit on the lore forums.

 β„–33440

Gooning

 β„–34966

Damn this sucks, work tomorrow….

 β„–35504

Working from home again today. Gotta take it easy.

 β„–35506

Based. Unless you're alliance.



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 β„–34190[Reply]

please help me i can't stop jerking off to my ex girlfriend even though it has been 5 years since we dated help help help i don't even want to watch porn anymore
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>>35335
hey i'm just your secret admirer/rapist guy ok

 β„–35382

>>34190 (OP)
Jerking off to a woman you have had sex with is far less cucked than jerking off to a woman you haven't had sex with and never will (ie porn).

 β„–35388

>>35382
Wake up retard

 β„–35394

how old was she when you dated

 β„–35505

Post her pics nigger



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