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Anonymous ## Mod 09/21/20 (Mon) 21:20:51 №58 [Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

Anonymous ## Mod 04/03/24 (Wed) 01:04:13 №13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!

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21 day Dopamine Fast Chud RmpV91AR 02/17/26 (Tue) 12:14:14 №81568 [Reply]

I've seen a few self improvement threads around here this week that inspired me to make my own. I've been addicted to gooning since I was 13 and spend all day doomscrolling Plebbit and Instagram getting engagement farmed by 80 IQ Indians and literal bots. My rules are
-No gooning
-No social media
-Read once a day
-Study an hour or more per day
-Meditate morning and night
I have other goals I want to try and get done in these 21 days but these are the main ones.
I will post my progress at the end of each day in this thread. Anyone that wants to give tips or improve themselves is free to use this thread as well.

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Chud n1huc88P 02/23/26 (Mon) 00:30:44 №82017

Positive thread, love it. Instead of whining all day, people are taking action

Chud Jnem7DIt 02/23/26 (Mon) 12:04:58 №82043

>-Study an hour or more per day
f—

Chud PvW9q6o8 02/23/26 (Mon) 12:28:41 №82044

>>82017
whining all day is aryan, shemmycuck

Chud Vr3JzJeJ 02/24/26 (Tue) 01:26:06 №82070

Day 6:
Meditated for 30 mins
Studied for 4 hours
Read for 2 hours
Ate a burrito bowl
Urges came back in the morning but have mostly gone away

Chud t8eze0eJ 02/25/26 (Wed) 04:58:35 №82112

Day 7:
Studied for most of the day, I have another quiz tomorrow
Read for 2 hours
Ate grilled chicken and rice
Urges to goon have gotten stronger, I’ve had to go to the library to study and read so I don’t get tempted
Overall, good first week. A little less than 5 more to go.

Chud PsVvlCX! 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:38:42 №82151

Day 8:
Studied for most of the day
Took CS Quiz
Ate a fruit salad
Read for a few hours
Urges have been even stronger, I’m constantly having to find things to distract myself with

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Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:03:19 №82146 [Reply]

When will this pathetic life of mine end.
Unsuccessful, unmotivated, can't find enjoyment or purpose. Can't develop skills or better myself.
A push-over wagie that wastes his free-time on nothing that will last / give him fulfillment in the future.

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:04:37 №82147

how are you even losing at life? get a grip of yourself. you understand your issues so you could find your solutions

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:07:49 №82148

at least you (presumably) weren't as fucked up by porn as i was for 5 years to where you're constantly thinking of it, there's always worse

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:11:38 №82150

>>82147
i just don't want to do anything except hedonistic things.
i want to do something real with my time.
something thats not mindless consumption.
but nothing fills the void.

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Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 13:19:59 №82124 [Reply]

I'm an actual fucking tranny

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 13:59:42 №82126

Go kys then

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 04:10:08 №82149

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Nusois…… not like this… I- i

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How do I get people to stop calling me a pooner? Chud 10/20/25 (Mon) 17:08:06 №67809 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Seriously, I've been called a pooner on like 4-5 occasions.
>4cuck /fit/ When I posted body
>Another time I posted a sketch of my face
>Multiple times on the sharty
I swear to God I want to know what makes people think that I'm a pooner because it isn't just perverts fantasizing me as secretly being a woman it's far past that point

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Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 07:36:07 №82078

>>82052
he should be eating more fat not less, if he went animal based he would get all the nutrients he needs and would have a good body composition

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 10:20:57 №82081

>>82078
from the pics it looks like it distributes around the waist
not everyone can dirtybulk and look fine, it takes certain genetics
I'm guessing he's nordic, and probably mixed altaic which is whats causing the skinnyfat disposition
he doesnt have the bone-structure to bulk bigly, and if he were to do this he'd develop a potbelly and turn into an elder scrolls npc
the right choice is to leanmaxx here

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 16:28:24 №82094

you look like a pooner because ur pale and u look like you are made of marshmallows wigga, ngl brotha man u kinda look like a mid transition ftm geg. Honest advice, stop shaving ur face lil gigga, and start doing pushups and bicep curls, and wall sits. I don't wanna tell you to start spamming squats because the last thing u need is for ppl who are troonfishing to tell u that u got a big ass or sumn. Stop consuming slop, start consuming bvllfuel. Oh and stop posting body pics to 4cuck negga whats wrong w/ u?

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 16:38:37 №82095

>My arms are getting better
>How do I get pecs doe
u gotta do volume work for a bigger chest, and wider grip too, u want 3d pecs brotha so u gotta start eating good and spamming dumbbell bench press and pec flyes. U can do pec flyes on a bench too, but ngl it doesn't feel as good because the constant downward pressure shiet makes it harder to feel pec stimulation. And also u can't just do lightweight foid workouts where the most you'll bench is 20 lbs in each hand, u gotta build strength through volume, so start ur first set with like 2-3 reps left in the tank, and then try until failure for the next 2 sets. AND do overhead press for shoulders, u gotta build shoulder strength to supplement chest growth the same way u gotta build tricep strength.

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 03:17:45 №82144

>>82052
Can't do that my dorm doesn't have a kitchen
>>82081
Mostly old southron, so probably celto-germanic with minor native admixture
>>82094
>>82095
I bench 85 4x3 (slowly working up to 95) with a body weight of ~150
Thanks for the tips on overhead press doe
I look better with my shirt on.
Should I just cut?

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 03:19:41 №82145

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>>67809 (OP)
we call this a gem in russiya

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I’m very happy- wholesome thread Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 01:06:37 №81705 [Reply]

I have a girlfriend and she looks like Soytan!

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Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 08:04:51 №81733

>>81705 (OP)
>>81706
Samefag

>>81711
Go back to TikTok fatass

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 18:20:26 №81765

Thats nice

Chud 02/20/26 (Fri) 11:02:51 №81855

>>81733
>go back to tiktok fatass
you mean the girl or wat

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 22:51:04 №82138

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Shit everyone cares about

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 01:52:44 №82141

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>I have a girlfriend and she looks like Soytan!

It’s over. Even soyteens can score and still find their other half.

What’s stopping me at this point from kidnapping a femboy at da club and R🦍ing Xim in my basement?

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 03:14:11 №82143

Do you also jack off to pain

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Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 01:33:59 №82021 [Reply]

as i posted a few days ago, my best friend is setting me up with an emo sisa. he didn't give me many details about her other than that she's white, an emo, and likes converse, but i want this to be a VVIN so i gave him my number. what do i do (on the first date) to make a good impression? i need help 'teens, i've never been in a real relationship before and i'll be really sad if this doesn't work because 90% of the women where i love are pooners or fat loud puerto rican women and those groups of people both turn me off.

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 02:06:17 №82023

Dont be gross or musty ig

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 02:06:32 №82024

You have a good friend even if this date doesn’t work out

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 02:10:08 №82026

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>>82021 (OP)
dont stress out over it and its also probably best if you dont take any advice about what you SHOULD do from anybaldi here (myself included)
dont expect anything, foids are very picky and totally unpredictable tastewise.
It could be she only dates other emo's, or it could turn out she likes fat guys, this is why any advice is pretty much useless. Even if you larpmaxx for this sisa chances are you larp as the wrong thing and end up looking like a clown
What NOT to do:
1) mentioning the JQ or anything political at all
2) sperging out about your autistic hyperfixation
3) spilling food all over yourself, being nervous, not making eye contact when natural, i.e. everything "ick"-coded
4) (should be 0) wearing dirty clothes/shit your mom picked out for you. (women have a sixth sense for this shit I swear) Not showering/shaving/cleaning yourself.
5) complaining. about anything. dont whine.
so yeah, smoke a cigarette or something, idk maybe it makes you look cooler or something

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 03:11:36 №82029

>>82024
i didn't even ask him to set me up with anyone, i just said i wish i had a girlfriend and he immediately suggested setting me up with someone

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 21:11:28 №82135

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>>82021 (OP)
so how did it go?

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 02:20:48 №82142

>>82135
my friend is still looking for a date for me somehow (probably because he's having a hard time finding a white girl because he's a latinx xueen)

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Nofap thread Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 22:16:10 №82062 [Reply]

The title is self-explanatory. I wouldn't say that my problems with pornography are excessive, however it's something that I still don't feel proud about and want to change about myself.
I remember reading once about "Accountability partners", basically someone who would incentivize and also help you commit to a certain objective (by checking if you are sticking to said objective). I don't really have someone like that for me in real life since my social circle is quite small and this is an embarrassing topic to share with another person, so I hope that this thread can act as my accountability partner.
I will be updating this thread every night sharing whether or not I jerked off and also tracking my progress in days.
The last time I jerked off was on the 21st of july, this means that I haven't masturbated for 2 days

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Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 23:13:06 №82065

>The last time I jerked off was on the 21st of july, this means that I haven't masturbated for 2 days
What swarthoid timezone do you have for this to be true?

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 22:51:29 №82098

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*21st of February, I do not know how I got those two months mixed up, I might be a little bit retarded.
I also didn't enable ID identification, but this is mostly a dnb so I don't think this is too much of a problem. If it bothers me enough I will just create a new thread

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 22:57:49 №82099

Anyways, day 3 was fine, didn't really feel like masturbating but I would say that my sexual thoughts only really become a problem after the first week, so we will see how I do then.
Life is starting to get busier again, which will help as boredom has usually been a reason for me do end up jerking off in the first place

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 22:58:28 №82100

>>82065
The great nation of Lesotho

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 22:58:39 №82101

>>82064
Thank you sir

Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 00:44:36 №82139

>Day 4
Was fine, I was busy for the entire day. Haven't felt any urges yet

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Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:18:53 №81993 [Reply]

do adhd meds actually work?

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:35:12 №81997

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>>81993 (OP)
depends on the meds and/or your genetics
<snopes?
Johnson et al 2013 Methylphenidate side effect profile is influenced by genetic variation in the attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder-associated CES1 gene
Rapport et al 1993 methylphenidate and desipramine in hospitalized children: I seperate and combined effects on cognitive function
(kinda self explanatory though, idk man pretty sure everyphono would do better at cognitive tasks freaked up on stimulants)

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:48:57 №82000

My roommate doesn’t have adhd and is retarded but has a 3.8 GPA because of adderall
I’m too high inhib to get stimmies on my own so I just cope with nootropics

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 21:56:04 №82003

they worked really well for me. but id make sure you are actually diagnosed and not just getting your self addicted to stimulants for no reason.

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 22:15:12 №82005

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>>82000
nootropics > adderall btw

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 22:48:38 №82137

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personally they've been very helpful to me, I'd recommend atleast trying

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so...tell me anon, when and how did (You) start browsing imageboards? Chud 02/17/26 (Tue) 06:29:59 №81550 [Reply]

in my experience, i started lurking latinx imageboards as a zoomer because a jewtuber i used to watch introduced me to imageboards which in turn helped me become the person i am now. im still seething to this day

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Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 06:33:06 №82075

>>81550 (OP)
my brother showed me 4chan when i was about 9 or 10

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 06:56:35 №82076

>>82075
nabubu brother

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 23:39:45 №82102

Der shardee is my first image board and i was introduced to it via the blogspot, doebeit idk how i found it

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:04:19 №82107

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Last spring, I started browsing 4cuck last spring (/pol/) to be specific, before migrating here (late March), I didn't start posting until late November. For some reason, I thought the sharty was defunct

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 21:06:33 №82134

>>81550 (OP)
4chan but migrated to 8kun after that New Zealand TMD gemmy
when it died I went back to the cuck but it wasnt fun at all, then my ip range got blocked and found out about the sharty
most fun I've had in years online

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 22:43:16 №82136

Sharty was my first imageboard, I discovered it through 'zellig but became really active as I got increasingly chuddy

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ITT I document my journey of my 16 day dopamine detox. Chud 7IOjYW80 02/13/26 (Fri) 20:08:56 №81243 [Reply]

My whole life has been wasted on mindless entertainment and addictions that were forced upon me since I was a child.
I've tried to fight these things partially over the last couple of years but all my attempts ended in failure. I couldn't stick to new routines and I kept giving up or getting distracted. But I think this time I have a chance. If things don't change now, I see my future to be grim.
These are the rules I will follow:
>I cannot provide entertainment for myself from my phone or computer unless it's reading a book or studying.
>I have to follow a healthy diet, no sweets, fast food, things like that.
>Everyday I must do at least 30 minutes of exercise, 30 minutes of meditation, 2 hours of studying or reading books, 30 minutes outdoors.
>I can only listen to music while working out
>No gooning, obviously
>Everyday, go to sleep before 11pm
I will be allowing myself to view this post once a day to write an update, I'd be thankful for any tips or ideas.
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Chud IwlGs4xT 02/24/26 (Tue) 22:23:45 №82097

>>82096
that's alright, you can try again
i had a bad porn addiction relapse just a while ago but i'm getting back to where i was

Chud Z!lqlOD4 02/24/26 (Tue) 23:45:16 №82103

>>82096
try again

Chud icWiZKvJ 02/25/26 (Wed) 13:34:20 №82125

>>82096
bro lasted 11 days 💀

Chud Pb5hpY6a 02/25/26 (Wed) 17:48:27 №82129

>>82125
Still better than most trannies during NNN

Chud TsycDATp 02/25/26 (Wed) 19:47:49 №82132

>>82125
nu try

Chud TsycDATp 02/25/26 (Wed) 19:48:22 №82133

>>82132
meant to respond to >>82096

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Fakecel support group Chud gqNAIkfD 02/25/26 (Wed) 12:56:53 №82123 [Reply]

For those who talk to women but has never gotten a chance with one. Not normal enough to be with normies and not a truecel enough to be part of incel culture.

Chud 6Z!!5666 02/25/26 (Wed) 17:18:18 №82128

being an incel is just being unable to have sex, of course with time it changed to being somebody that doesn't get in relationships, maybe you're an incel.

Chud N2IQxU53 02/25/26 (Wed) 18:03:53 №82131

sometimes i wonder if im not incel enough for shaking a girls hand in the 10th grade but realistically ive never met with a women never spoke with a woman never had a irl female friend only online never dated irl only online and when i was younger so id consider myself an incel by the literal definition but idk abt the modern definition of it eitherway ive given up on trying

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Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 00:22:55 №81929 [Reply]

jannies can you permaban me specifically from this board make sure to give me a user was banned for this post(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 00:42:38 №81931

Geggy
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 01:45:24 №81934

rip

Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 03:01:34 №81936

why would you want to leave r9k this is a top 3 board

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 17:49:52 №82130

marge, does HSMX have such huge balls?

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Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 15:58:06 №82091 [Reply]

Boobs

Chud 02/24/26 (Tue) 16:21:32 №82093

stop saying that

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breasts

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 16:03:27 №82127

>>82091 (OP)
Hamndsome gentleman

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Chud 02/22/26 (Sun) 00:31:34 №81930 [Reply]

do you find competitive stuff fun or unpleasant

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Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 21:34:54 №82058

In real life i avoid it because i get angry at my friends or whoever im playing
I dont play competitive videogames because i also get angry and im tring to lower my cortisol or however the 'tok meme is regurgigated

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 21:36:16 №82059

I just realized everybaldi in this thread is low t including me because as a moid youre supossed to like competition

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 21:54:38 №82060

Yes.
It feels really good being best at something. I used to play clash royale a lot, before I got bored of it. When I did I was the best in my friendgroup, the go to guy to 1v1 if you felt confident enough. I was actually top 100 in my esl country for a while.
I think this just goes with mastering something to the bone, knowing all the tricks and mechanics and just perfecting yourself. It feels really nice.
For me it weren't just games but I guess hobbies or things in general, I used to obsess over all sorts of stuff, I can think of tanks as a recent example, before that it was 20th century history, before that some animation troonslop.
Right now I am grinding a different game, as well as a real life skill that is actually useful, but the drive is still the same - I want to be the best I possibly can at it and know the most about it.

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 05:06:50 №82113

I had to stop playing l4d cuz i treated the campaign like a competition

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 11:22:05 №82121

>>82059
With the amount of plastic in everbaldi's blood its possible

(((Though))) I have yet to find a competition I have cared enough about. As a caca I was shit at sports and always one of the last picks for a team, so being competitive would have led me to rageing out at my own incompetence.
Currently I run, I am the worst out of the people around me, but I get some positive feeling out of knowing that there are people better than me at running, who just don't because they are a lazy cunt. At least I went to the effort of pushing myself, and didn't sit at home all day.

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 11:27:32 №82122

>>82055
Looking back to when I was about 13/14, most of the criticisms of school are the most goy things ever.
"When are we going to use this later in life" - is a super common one early teens parrot forever, in combination with "Why won't school teach us about taxes".
<skibaldi
If school taught only things you would use at a job, and taught shit like taxes, I guarantee people would be even more bored, and then instead of school partially being something that indoctrinates you into good cattle for the jews, and otherwise shows you interesting parts from a variety of topics to expose you to as many things as possible so maybe you can find a niche you are good at and enjoy, it would purely be training for goycattle.
My main criticism with school would be excessive work to be done at home, because that detracts from time you could be spending on personal interests and is just trying to teach you that your time is meaningless and you are never free, even in your own home.