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I am a skinny ahhh nigga, I wish I wasn't so skinny ahh nigga, gud bulking principles/methods, also uhh any reliable calorie counting tools or something.
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 β„–72991

>skinny ahhh nigga
tok fag detected initiate rape

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>>skinny ahhh nigga
>tok fag detected initiate rape
<ohio

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>>72991
I'm a jartycuck, really obsessed cuck,

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As a skinny fag myself I can only eat more when I am physically active. Go gym and hammer your muscles till they are exhausted.

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>>72962 (OP)
Use chronometer for counting calories as all you have to do is scan the barcode on the food box. For bulking tips eat a massive breakfast in the morning (40%-50% of daily calories) so you can just eat normally the rest of the day and still hit your target. Also cook stuff in olive oil, not only is it tasty but it raises your calories with basically zero effort or stress.

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>>73057
Really bad advice



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 β„–73125[Reply]

Guys Help please, i am closeted homo from arab country my parents are very religious i am scared thye gonna know about it
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>>73125 (OP)
watch femboy porn, then switch to tranny porn and finally transition to regular porn

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>>73125 (OP)
Have you sucked off your friend again ESL faggot?

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>>73125 (OP)
If you give me their phone number I'm sure I can make them understand, nusoi

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>>>73125 (OP)
>If you give me their phone number I'm sure I can make them understand, nusoi

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>>73134
What friend and why you are tryin to insult me 😭

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Where are you from, op? Im guessing Egypt



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 β„–73152[Reply]

they want you to only be able to get it from them

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>>73152 (OP)
this literally never happened lil bro

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>>73154
The 26 year old virgin goons to lolicon, cuckold and feral porn btw

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>>73154
Kys nigger thats happened



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 β„–72473[Reply]

Stacy mutt pooner at my boxing gym and college what should I do Always see xer staring at me in the gym and in the halls should I buckbreak xer?
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>>73070
Kys nigga

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>>73071
there's no "too tall", the taller the better because my children will be taller

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>>73133
Just say you're 5'6 lil nigga πŸ’€

 β„–73149

affirm his gender like a gentleman.

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>>73140
Nigger tall foids are better

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>>73150
5'6 is not tall unless you live in brownistan



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>>72697 (OP)
Update from last post: I sucked his dick eventually, but it was awful because me and him rushed and I was worried. Not a bad experience, but need second try
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>>73076
Ok I asked him out now we are dating

 β„–73082

Its good for noe

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>>73081
>>73082
So wholesome

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you're a fucking faggot

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>>73092
You are rude amd mean

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>>73091
Now I can suck him off goodly



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 β„–73075[Reply]

How do I get an East Asian empress as a white man?

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jewish hand typed that

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>How do I get an East Asian empress as a white man?

go to thailand and purchase a escort



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SHARTY EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

OUR SOURCES ARE SHOWING THAT OVER 200 JARTY BALLISTIC MISSILES AND 600 JARTY DRONES ARE HEADING TO THE SHARTY

TO STAY SAFE, YOU MUST EVACUATE TO THE FOLLOWING BUNKERS:
>>>/an/
>>>/asp/
>>>/biz/
>>>/tech/
>>>/x/
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MARGE,WHAT IS HAPPENING

 β„–73090

Sharty needs an Irondome against Jarty missles like Israel but since the Irondome is iron we should name it LobotomizingNiggersWithRustyScrewdriversDome so its gemmy beacuse lobotomizing niggers with rusty screwdrivers is a gemmy activty o algo.



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 β„–73069[Reply]

This board is now under Wisconsin rule. Say otherwise if you have a preference for minors.

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>>73069 (OP)
this looks like the shape of kenya, and no
ICELAND VVON

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>>73072
iceland is a snca island full of heretics and homosexuals

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>>73072
Dat ain't kenya πŸ’€

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>>73069 (OP)
Anyone know some good sites if this board is not under Wisconsin rule?



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 β„–73073[Reply]

board full of socially inept seriousfagging autists. just shut it down, quote.

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downy



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 β„–69317[Reply]

I like GTA IV because if you aren't from the US you can feel the POV of an immigrant who is confused by the exotic culture of america
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 β„–69533

eyy niko its your cousin roman lets go bowling

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>>69498
I managed to mod GTA IV so i could bring back the removed songs from radios, one of them was Gruppa Krovi (gem). But i forgot that they also got Bathory, Cannibal Corpse and Sepultura in the LCHC radio (gemmy bands)

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>>69928
Gruppa Krovi is such a good song!

 β„–70104

Wrong slashy thing or something award

 β„–72967

dont even know how did niko make michelle love him
it's literally the same as falling in love with some random taxi driver

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>>72967
bro doesnt knowπŸ’€
Also finish the game before you get spoiled by some nigger in this thread



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 β„–72335[Reply]

I think people should have more liberty when it comes to suicide, especially young men in situations of depression or loneliness.

In society, men are valued for what they can provide (in contrast to women who are valued for how they look, thats why a lot of women are praised and loved just for existing while men dont), for example if a woman cheats on you is probably because you are a beta, social labels like this come from genetics and you cant really take it off because its just your place in social dynamics unless you become something like an antisocial dictator and kill lots of people as retribution for beta buxx

Why are people so overreacting over suicide? Men like in the scenario im explaining aren't really valuable for society, that only uses them as tax revenue anyways, otherwise they are undesirable

I think men should have the right to skip all that shit snd just end it without it being much of a fuzz, especially in times like this. And idk also we are not that important especially since most men like this arent having children or are important to society anyways.

I am one of those men who should die.
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>>72657
This, yet everyone here acts like they live in the worst conditions to excuse being a lazy faggot

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>>72468
KYS FAGGOT KIKE

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Another level of retarded faggot achieved

 β„–73050

just hit the gym and learn social abilities instead of being a self-hateful faggot

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>>72335 (OP)
nusois want to kys this badly?
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGG!

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>>72674

Don't know how to sage award



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 β„–72535[Reply]

I've been thinking of trooning out recently
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 β„–72693

not arrow but thats me?

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>>72685
>>72683
Love your enemies and stop larping

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>>72627
just fucking kill yourself already.

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>>72633 (Me)
>>72640
I'm not talking about scars, those would be massively superficial and pale in comparison to what anything hormones would do. Besides, when something is already wrong, the last thing you do is figure out how to make it worse.

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>>73036
Either way, the reality is, you're better off not transitioning. When someone walks in with Body integrity dysphoria, i.e. feel like they should be missing a limb, the doctors don't just start lopping off arms, or when a short person has an issue with their height they're just told to cope with it. Those who don't suffer the consequences, short people who decide to have their legs broken in hopes that they may gain a few inches end up looking awkward, out of proportion, and obviously wrong, and that's if they don't end up in a wheel chair the rest of their lives. Transitioning will be no different, you'll get awkward cone tits sure, but still retain obviously masculine features that make you look awkward, out of proportion, and obviously wrong, as well as a whole host of other issues relating to bone density and early onset arthritis. You will gain nothing and only end up worse than you started. This isn't a rhinoplasty or a face lift, the treatment you are looking for doesn't exist. Much like height and any other unchanging physical feature, you can only learn to simply live with it, learn to accept yourself. Otherwise your only other option is to shackle yourself with a laundry list of health issues and other symptoms later in life in exchange for a pair of cone tits, whilst still retaining all the features that make you a man.

 β„–73067

Goyslop thread



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 β„–69614[Reply]

Is it common to be an adult virgin in (your) country?

 β„–69651

no, at least i think not

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kuz looks like fuckin tintin nigga geggggg

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>>69683
GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEEEG

 β„–69701

no here everyone is a normie sexhaver

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If your not white then it’s over.

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where is this even common



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