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Blackpill thread

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>>53775 (OP)
I think it might be over for me. Im doing self improooooovment or whatever or atleast am trying to and am eating healthy and working out and finding hobbies and raisin but I think im still just fucked regardless. People have genuinely thought I was retarded before (ev%doe im not and am in all honors classes and literally passed the gifted and talented tests in school or something) and people just think theres something off about me for no reason. I've literally heard several times from multiple people that I walk weird, they cant even say why just that I apparently cant even walk right. Im not horrible looking but im not a chad or anything so its not like I can halo effect my way out of it.
Im able to make friends but I'm literally nobodies favorite person/best friend and as far as I know have no girls interested in me. Also for some reason nowadays I just feel no real emotional connection with anybody. Theres something seriously wrong with me and I have no fucking clue what just for some reason I'll never be normal, which is probably why im browsing the sharty right now. Im probably a retarded sperg or something but I've never been tested, something just went seriously wrong or is seriously wrong with me because im genuinely cucked and idk wtf to do anymore



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is emory a girls name or a boys name
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<big>KYS FNFPEDO NIGGER</big>

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>>52624 (OP)
>>52627
>>52635
>>52637
>>52638
>>52639
>>52640
>>52642
>>52644
>>52645
person above failed massively ngkegaoekmkefmemekkekdasn

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I have a gender neutral name but its almost always used for guys, though I did once meet a girl with the same name as me

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>>52624 (OP)
Troon name. No parent would choose this

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>>52624 (OP)
idk pretty faggy either way

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Go to the courthouse and immediately rename yourself to Sigismund Steinhauser IV



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 β„–53774[Reply]

my wife wrote a song about me


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 β„–53747[Reply]

I'm a 5'6" massive sperg who somehow managed to get an (ex) gf. Spent my uni years studying raisin no one cares about (history, spirituality, languages) and basically now I'm an English teacher. Believe me it's not worth it, she will be insufferable and make your life a nightmare. I would like to tell you looks don't matter much in a man but I'm going to get dissed by (((blackpilled))) defeatists so I won't bother. Instead of whining to Jehova about my face and height I'm networking with fellow religious schizos irl. They're fun and nicer than normies, I stand out a lot because I'm knowledgeable about lots of stuff but I only got praised for my passion by a girl during a meeting so far. You shouldn't be a normie, but you should definitely meet new people every week if you eventually want a gf.

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rika won



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hollywood needs more latina actors

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my dick needs more automatic latina ai masturbators

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>>51694 (OP)
>>52829
all me btw. also im trans and i transheart transheart bibisi

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it doesn't look latina to me doe



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"femboys" is a term created by pedophile groomers to groom young susceptible men into becoming emasculated faggots that dress in a way sexually appealing to the groomers, they make them into pathetic inconfident men plagued with mental health issues that eventually kill themselves or grow out of the grooming. transgender "women" are created the same way, though usually they are groomed by other trannies instead of men attracted to trannies. oftentimes these young men are social outcasts with mental disabilites like autism, making them very easy to groom online. once you learn this you will be disgusted by the term "femboy" and all who use it, whether they have knowledge of it's origin or not. the reason there are so many "femboy" "memes" online nowadays, even in normie spaces like TikTok and YouTube, is because these groomers want to widen their reach and normalize the grooming.
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nusoifaggots wont like this but its true

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femboys are jewish psyop made to lower the white population

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Literally the only people obsessed with or bring up femboys in conversation at ALL are porn addicts. They might not be grooming people (like actively encouraging people to become a femboy) , but they definitely are a porn addict that gets off to that raisin. Nobody normal that doesnt fap 4x a day brings up femboys. You see this literally proven in the "memes" they make about femboys.
In every femboy "meme" the joke is either sex, cropped porn, or porn addiction. THATS THE JOKE. Every time its one of those 3 things but theyre all interconnected in the same way. They have no other thoughts or concepts of humor other than porn

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trvke up

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>>53150 (OP)
Notice how all femboys are porn addicts too. EPI is real

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sometimes men do just want to be more feminine
((the goon brained faggot kinkfucked femboys are clearly what your talking about))



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Huge poo
I take a huge poo
A poo so huge that it breaks the loo
oh oh
huge poo
I take a huge poo
A poo so huge that it breaks the loo
oh oh

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I wrote this song because I took a poo so huge that when i wiped there was blood and it hurt a lot. First thing in the morning sometimes gotta take a huge poo I guess y'all know how it be

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>Huge poo
>I take a huge poo
>A poo so huge that it breaks the loo
>oh oh
>huge poo
>I take a huge poo
>A poo so huge that it breaks the loo
>oh oh
<unoriginal content



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As a manlet I demand gibs. How am I different from niggers and women? I didn't choose to become manlet. A manlet won't get a good job, good wife, good life. We need a manlet party.

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heightpill is so brutal tbh

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>>53473
Like it don't matter, just find yourself a girl who likes short kings

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>>53475
women don't like short guys, they just tolerate them

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>>53634
Go to Southeast Asia, you'll be tall there, unless you're a bona fide midget

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>>53473
I know bro I'm only 6'0 it's so brutal being such a shortcel man.



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I dress girly, I act girly, I have a girly body. No, I'm not on microplastic hrt, I won't transition, I'm not a faggot (I jerk off to hot anime adult women drawings :p). I just got raisin genes and I've grown to accept that I look more feminine than masculine and that's all. All I hope for now, is that I grow to accept the fact that I'll die a sad pathetic virgin.
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Work out and act manly. Copy your dad or something

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>>52606 (OP)
Literally just start working out. You will look feminine so long as you refuse to do any type of physical labor. Why do you think so many rockstars look like faggy idiots? Same thing with most office workers. Just start lifting weights and eating spicy food and you will start growing hair on your chest.

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OP is a massive faggot
His dick is tinier than a newborn maggot
He really thought he was being funny, clever and witty
But in actuality his post was just very raisinty
The only other thing his mouth spills out that dumb
Are impossibly large quantities of nigger cum
He wishes he had a woman between his knees
But instead he can only jack off to dickgirl fantasies
The only action he'll ever get is a one-way with his hand
In fact his entire birth wasn't even planned
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>Ooooo gringos you need eat spice food yes it make you big strong like me o algo

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>>53687
I'm white faggot.

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>>53688
Wait, I meant to say "I'm white, faggot"



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>when she gets on top of you and holds your cheeks


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i have to choose between two wonderful girls to marry

its fucking impossible

i hate my life

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Looooool cool bird heve a +1 :D

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Marry both of them what's the fucking problem

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>>53662
polygamy is gay

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fuck off fakecel

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how can i pick between them

stressed…

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>>53673
Both are whores and aren't real. At this point you could go for furry hyper cock vore Sandy Cheeks and you'd get the same result.



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this is how you fix jurassic park

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like this

not actual zombie dinosaurs

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how about zombie dinosaurs with lazer beams?



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so much. raisinty posts, raisinty bait. i made a diss
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>>53326
>maybe should take this seriously and make a few songs lol
the only other foid you have to compete with is gezebelle garblecock and xe has no more than 3 good songs + a really faggy aesthetic so it wouldnt take much to surpass xer in terms of talent
>>53344
>fbf ruined incelcore and dms 15 year old girls on instagram
i heard about him chatting up children but i dont know all the details because i dont really keep up with the incelcore scene or whats left of it. i remember checking his spotify page about a week or two ago and was shocked to see that he has 1.3 million monthly listeners now, i knew that one of his songs got super popular off of tiktok (the love i lost) but had no clue about to what extent he was famous. it doesnt seem like the popularity is trickling down to the other incelcore artists either as everybody else within the genre (even negative XP) cant seem to reach over 150k monthly listeners on spotify. it really is gegworthy how he has a song called "die normie scum" when that same song applies to 99% of his fans now. shame

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it actually sounds good

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>>53445
All of Fried’s songs after his second album were made specifically to appeal to his normie audience. The most extreme he’ll get nowadays is that he’ll occasionally say nigga on Xitter before deleting it like a day later. His most recent album was entirely just him trying to replicate The Love I Lost over and over again, and all of his recent EP’s have been just that too. I remember discovering him in 2021 and thinking his raisin was cool so it’s really sad to see the point he’s at now

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is the collective age of this site less than 3 digits long?

you people act like 8th grade gossip girls

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Nuo avatar trannies or something i hate zem a olgo

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>>53521
were you expecting anything more from the bald cartoon man with glasses website?



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