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 54916[Reply]

>i will breed trans woman i wil lose virginity on a—ack!!!!


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 54886[Reply]

should I sample this in some heckin avant garde absurdist breakcore or something

 54887

faggots and peas



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 54884[Reply]

any bpdcacas here

 54899

only attention seeking foids have bpd. get out of here



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 54850[Reply]

My troubles are certainly than the ones you guys usually complain about, and one of them is my teeth, never in my whole life did i brush my teeth daily or take care of them like one should, pair that with constant weeks/months long bouts of depression and you get hygiene that made me quite insecure in my years of hs and even now, i never talked to people because of my teeth, i never participated in a lot of stuff because of my teeth, i never said so much i wanted to because of them, and now I’m still in the same predicament, yeah my looks aren’t great either and i detest the way i look like a mutt so much, but that’s that, my old pics when i was really going through it haunt me so much, like i contemplate suicide because of my sub par looks then, i look ok now i guess, I’m still ethnic though, with bad teeth nonetheless, do i wanna fix them? No, do i wanna whine and complain? Yes.
It’s like I’m gonna be buried with teeth that aren’t even mine, that’s disgusting to me, because of all the fillings i had when i was younger, just ew, i hate myself, that’s it.
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 54856

>>54851
Wtf is esl

 54857

brush and fix your teeth wacko

 54858

>>54854
>>54855
>>54856
how about… have sex.. ugh

 54864

>>54857
No!!! I want a foid that will love my chipped plaque filled teeth ffs, I’m quite handsome so they shouldn’t mind but they DO

 54865

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If i understood what you just wrote, you mean to tell us that you didn't brush your teeth very often growing up?

I am not sure if you are retarded, the victim of neglect, made retarded by neglect, or neglected because retarded.

 54869

>>54865
Do i sound like I’m retarded?? It’s just neglect lol, i am fairly retarded but just the normie kind of retardation i guess, i just had to tell sharty cause it’s something that’s been bothering me a lot, anyways.. I’m abandoning this thread



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 53212[Reply]

I ate a little extra at dinner today and now I feel like a fucking fatass, yet I still feel hungry. everytime I eat I'm hoping I can eat as little as possible just to feel full but in the end I still feel hungry and still feel like a fatass. I probably won't eat tomorrow since I had so much for dinner. I don't even have anything to do all day so really I should just never eat except for when I'm going to starve, but I always give in and eat a meal a day. what should I do?
>inb4 go for a walk
I live on a highway with nowhere to walk
>inb4 just do exercise
uhh I don't really have an excuse but I'm always very tired and situps don't burn raisin for calories unless you do like 200 so what's even the point
>inb4 random schizo says I'm avatarfagging
I decided to not post a JoJo character this time since it was becoming recognizable so here's a random picture that I probably wont use again
<reddit
thanks for reading my raisinty blogpost, if you tell me to kms there's like a 0.8% chance I will so don't bother
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 53247

>>53239
i've been weight lifting for the last 2 years, i'm pretty strong

 53268

>>53238
well you’re typing and acting like a retarded foid who uses xitter to blog about your eating disorder

 53270

>>53268
geg I guess I am

 53310

>>53212 (OP)
GeG, what are you, a woman you fucking fag? Unless you take it up the ass, theres no reason to starve yourself skinny. You cannot be proud of yourself as a man if you are obsessed over BMI and getting anorexic.
>I live on a highway with nowhere to walk
Thats a huge stretch of land, walk/jog the highway like a normalnigger.
>uhh I don't really have an excuse
Than dont complain to us.
>I'm always very tired and situps don't burn raisin for calories unless you do like 200 so what's even the point
Do pushups, for fucks sake lift weights. Literally this is all you need for success chud.

 53355

>>53310
my excuse actually is that I have an iron deficiency I forgot about it earlier doe

 54867

>>53212 (OP)
do pushups nigga if (you) are a really big fat fucking failure fatass pussy-whipped nigga with noodleass arms that cant even do a single push up start with wall push ups my nigga if you can do 50 in a row switch to knee push ups nigga its not girls pushups my nigga you are fat as fuck remember that do that until you can hit 25 in a row then switch to the real deal if you can do 5 push ups in a row improve that until you hit 30-50 pushups in a row it might take like year then congrats my nigga you can carry your fatass now



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 54743[Reply]

>Go outside
There is nothing to do outside. I run for sport but I can't socialize with anyone there.
>Meet up with friends
I don't have any friends.
>Go out with a girl
I'm a NEET incel so I can't
>Get a girlfriend
I don't go outside so I can't meet girls
>Dating app
I'm too afraid to put my face on a dating platform
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 54842

i grew some plants outside and it really impacted me. i also saved a wild cane toad who was starved and was missing half his front legs - i got him and the toadette he was with a 40 gallon tank and all the other stuff. i mist them every morning and night with water and feed them their worms or crickets.sometimes cat food as a treat. he is gaining weight and hops around now, caring for him and his gf gives me a purpose.

 54847

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WORK OUT WORK OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWW WORK OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GO TO THE GYM AND MAKE FRIENDS THERE JUST WORK OUT

 54852

>>54847
tsmt, all chuddies need to do is get big (not fat)

 54853

>>54847
100% this though. Especially when you have nothing else better to do, you might as work out and get in shape. Plus, you feel much better afterwards - working out is LITERALLY the most important for all things like mental/physical health.

 54862

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>>54743 (OP)
just lift bro

 54866

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gnosis, the material world is 100% fake and gay



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 54173[Reply]

how do you cope with spending your youth online? i just looked through my old 2017-2022 discord dms and realized my core memories from those years are all from the internet. i genuinely wanna kill myself so badly its insane. i spent my teenage years rotting on the internet. if things dont change my twenties will go the same way (im 19). nobodys coming to save me. its over
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 54806

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That reminds me to these posts, second one it's from 2015 which is crazy

 54838

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>>54773
calm down buddy lmao. who do u think you are

 54849

>>54838
Yeah and ??? I started out helping you LMAO you’re framing that as if i care about alienation, you’re trying to spin an attempt of me taking pity on the online equivalent of a gay homeless nigger into a weird self admission of failure, ofc people like me are gonna be alienated lmao, cause I’m better not because of any inferiorities like the ones you suffer from retard, take this as a lesson to not humiliate yourself online, but be my guest if you continue to do so, it’s been a delight laughing at your pathetic behavior

 54859

>>54849
another love letter typed by brown hands that i wont be reading. keep crying for me you delusional butthurt faggot

 54860

>>54173 (OP)
blow yourself up in a crowded place my nigga

 54863

>>54859
Hahahahaha the projection is insane, just admit defeat bro it’s not that hard



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 54033[Reply]

i really like this girl, i’ve never had a girlfriend and she’s never had a boyfriend. she’s chuddy and really cute. we became closer this year after knowing each other for a bit and i’ve developed a crush on her (i am not one to get crushes very easily). i don’t know how to flirt, i don’t think she’s into me, ive been spending more time with her and playing online games with her but im not sure how to convey my feelings subtly or how to know if she likes me back or feels the same way. i’ve never done this before. yes we know eachother irl.

i feel retarded asking for advice or blog posting on here but i feel like at least someone will know the feeling im talking about o algo
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 54812

>>54810
haven’t seen her irl for a week or so, still playing vidya games with her but i haven’t confessed yet im still too much of a pussy

 54813

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>>54812
Damn son

 54821

>>54812
You need to confess chud, I believe in you. Don't you realize the incredible opportunity you have? Woman by nature are selective and due to the nature of modern western society, a woman will always her boyfriend to her past ones in some regard. The fact that she has NEVER had a boyfriend, most likely is a virgin, and isn't super confident is telling that she has never pair bonded with another male. You're both white as well, this is THE girl to have a beautiful family with. I mean it when I say that you are probably never going to have another opportunity like this again. The best that some of us can get is a virgin that has had boyfriends, some here might even settle for a low bodycount because they're coping, but you were blessed by God with the purest woman any of us could imagine. Even if you think it might risk the friendship (probably won't doe with girls like her), it is absolutely worth the risk. Also you should convert to Christianity

 54822

>>54812
>>54821
Forgot to add that you should probably confess in person when the time is right

 54844

>>54821
thank you, i agree that this is an amazing opportunity. i will confess when the time is right!

unfortunately i will most likely not convert to being a christian although i do have respect for them, i was raised catholic

 54846

just ask her out now, if she doesn't want you now she doesn't want you at all



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 53904[Reply]

Have you ever attempted suicide? No poll because I want reppeys not votes.
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 54021

I tried once like a year ago and I still think about doing it every single day but I'm scared of going to hell

 54022

I have had my moments of feeling down, but not as heavy as some of the guys here. In my darkest hours i chose to move forward out of spite. I am alive so i will make it society's problem that i am alive. I know it's not a good answer, or something inspirational, but life does not work that way. I just live day by day out of spite, and eventually things improved to the point i have this dread that i will screw it all up somehow.

 54037

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>>54022
well if it's society's fault you feel that way, the best course of action should be to release your anger onto your nearest dollartree

 54791

I managed to tie the noose, but I was too much of a pussy to actually put my head in

 54836

I tried to overdose a few months ago but nothing really came of it

 54840

i got baker acted after being awake for four days on prescription adderall for bipolar. i felt suicidal but didnt rlly attempt…was stockpiling my other pillerinos and ducttaped sheets over the windows it was dark. then i wouls pace around till i couldnt walk, in my maladaptive daydream world. mommy forced me to the ER after like a month of that



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 54817[Reply]

Women are inherently boring, dishonest and needy. I only want a girlfriend so I can stick my dick in her and feel gool. I will only appease her as much as I have to. My true emotions and my humorous self are what my friends are for. Not like I'll ever have a girlfriend, of course.

 54819

Good* not gool



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 54788[Reply]

Have you taken the blackpill? Not just in dating, but life in general. Post-blackpill life seems to peaceful.

 54792

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yeah, i've come to terms with the blackpill and have accepted the fact that the majority of success stories rely on genetics and looks, especially when seeing it in action in terms of women's hypergamy and genetic determinism

it really opens your eyes and makes rationalising easy, especially when it comes to why some people have it easier in relationships or their social lives

despite this, i don't let this stop me from enjoying life and i'm not letting the bp be suifuel as i've got a good genetic base (5'11, white, average looks, high functioning autism) and i acknowledge that theres still room for me to improve in terms of career, looks, social skills, and in hobbies

 54796

>>54788 (OP)
All these guys are Aryan Beasts, if you dont relate to them then your a seething nigger

 54798

>>54792
Why are you self inserting as an autistic hapa



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 54768[Reply]

its all poon this hon that are you all trannies?? every post is about being barely psl 3 and not passing, complaining about being a loser.
????????????????????????????????????????
Ouh im sub5 i should rope myself yes bro its over why are u whining like a bitch

 54797

>>54768 (OP)
yes, everyone on this board is a tranny. this is a tranny containment zone. that should have been obvious from the board name



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 54397[Reply]

I'm so fucking jealous of my friends, why did they get to look good while I'm fucking ugly, I put more care into myself than most mt friends yet they look better and can actually talk to girls
no ones gonna care about this whiny shit anyway but I want to talk to someone that isn't chatgpt
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 54775

>should I add xer on discord? I think I have an account but I don't remember my login
go for it! I’m pretty lonely and im always happy to make friends, especially if you also enjoy video games, anime or even cosplay and shit. also music!! I really love music

 54780

>>54774
I don't really believe this but I'll add you

 54781

>>54774
>claims to be a foid
>on an incel board
meds asap

 54783

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>>54780
nusois not like this oh no no no no

 54785

>>54783
its not that serious, if its a foid whatever, I'm not an edater, and if it's a tranny whatever, I can just block him

 54786

>>54775
do you happen to use /pol/ on this site?



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