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Applejak 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:31:40 №56681 [Reply]

What's it like to kiss a girl

Cado 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:33:49 №56682

you put your lips against hers and then she gags and pukes a little and asks when the last time you brushed your teeth was and then you start arguing and insisting that her breath smells worse and after a while you hit her and get domestic abuse charges

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:42:39 №56684

It’s nice, but the last time me and my gf kissed before we broke up she was eating some gross salty spic food. I kept going anyway to make her happy, but she ended up breaking up over text and so my last memory with her in person is the grossest kiss I’ve had in my life that stained my lips with some snca disgusting spic meal.

>>56682
tsmt

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:45:40 №56710

good. i miss it. it's been a while

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Any other self-hating faggots? Chud 07/13/25 (Sun) 20:39:50 №55151 [Reply]

Does anyone else here hate themselves for being a faggot? I like girls but I'm also(sadly) attracted to guys(the entire body including the face, so probably not epi) and every time I jerk off to the thought of men I feel disgusted and want to kill myself. It also makes being around some men harder because every time I find myself being attracted to a man I feel feminine and emasculated for feeling that way and it makes me hate that part of me even more. I will most likely never indulge faggotry sexually and I will never tell anyone I am one. But life is harder like that. Any suggestions on methods to manage this shit?

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:30:42 №56625

>>55924
I was never molested or groomed at all. Genuinely. Didn't watch porn till later than the current average I think

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:40:09 №56628

>>55887
Die out, I will never do that

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:40:40 №56629

>>55927
Fucking hell

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:18:34 №56671

One groomer vs a bunch of keyed fags

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:49:58 №56686

>>55982
faggot board go back

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:27:02 №56698

>>56671
Geeeg fags in this thread are the only keyed fags I have ever seen because they hate themselves. OP keep hating yourself and the gay thoughts will eventually disappear

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Chud 07/10/25 (Thu) 03:52:28 №54808 [Reply]

Why do Pooners never put any effort into looking masculine? At least most troons try (and fail geg) to look like women, almost all pooners just say they’re men and go by he/him pronouns, but then change absolutely nothing about their feminine appearance or behavior. Why?

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Chud 07/13/25 (Sun) 15:46:26 №55131

>>54981
>support for the first time in my life. start getting invited on boys trips, treated normally, i feel safe, i feel a soul connection, this is who i am.
The word safe here makes me wonder if you have unprocessed trauma related to being female and you think being a pooner would be an escape from that. Why do you think being a pooner makes you feel more safe? Safe against what?

Chud 07/13/25 (Sun) 18:45:38 №55143

>>55131
i ment “safe” as in away from transphobia and into acceptance where my identity isn’t being used against me or that my identity isn’t an issue. cause surprisingly males tend to care less most of the time once i’ve established and explained and don’t treat me like the gay best friend or some freak to tiptoe around like a lot of females do.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 06:48:25 №55953

retarded women are retarded. you can dm pooners on reddit, degrade them, and theyll masturbait to you degrading them. you can like them nazi bwc sluts, and have them beg for it.
women on testosterone are fucking animals

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 14:46:08 №56570

>>54808 (OP)
Because you only bother to notice the ones who don't try. Retard.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 14:55:17 №56572

No amount of effort will work. that's the thing. It's just a waste of time and money, but now that they are low level men they become invisible. Really the only reason to be a pooner is to escape a cartel hit squad, because then they won't see you.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:26:36 №56692

>>56570
leaknvke

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What instrument should I get? Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 12:12:36 №55975 [Reply]

I'm thinking of getting an instrument, but I have no clue which one. I was thinking of something like a dulcimer or a melodica, maybe an otamatone if I'm 'tarded enough. Any suggestions?

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:17:14 №56670

>>56667
yes i own a diatonic not a chromatic, again mainly because im interested in irish trad and as far as i know thats what they mainly play
concertina is better if you dont want the "wet reed" sound of an actual accordion and from what i understand is probably easier than accordion

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:26:49 №56673

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>>56670
Yeah for sure. Diatonic has some very distinct advantages in speed and sound over chromatic for folksy music in a single key from what I've been told. I just wanted to make the differences clear to OP. Also OP check Ebay theres some cheap af accordions of all types sometimes. That or consider something else, this thread has just became the accordion user thread.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:55:54 №56678

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OP here. Wow you guys REALLY want me to get an accordion. I'm not complaining geg, just think it's funny.
>>56630
>play the banjo
One of the things that caught me off-guard when seeing tutorials for banjos was that one string has a special place on the fretboard, way below the other strings, like in picrel. It's strange, but definitely worth a try. There seems to be way more unique stringed instruments than ones with piano keys, maybe it's because there's only so much you can do with keys, but more stringed instruments were mentioned here than ones with buttons, even going back to the dulcimer I mentioned.
Also since it was mentioned, the ukulele is the instrument for pretentious people. Sounds kind enough to the average ear, but behind it lie sinister intentions.
>>56669
>Check out liberty bellows.
I will, thank you.
>>56673
>check Ebay theres some cheap af accordions of all types sometimes.
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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:56:17 №56688

>>56678 the difference between diatonic and chromatic is quite large. The chromatic button accordion is unisonoric, which means that then you are pushing, and pulling the bellows it will make the same note. A diatonic accordion is bisonoric, it will make a different note if you pushing, or pulling the bellows. The button layouts are completely different on the treble, and the bass too. chromatic accordions use (most commonly) the 'stradella' bass system, the same as on a piano accordion.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:59:29 №56689

>>56670
not all accordions are wet tuned, mine is dry tuned.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:08:53 №56690

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>>56688
That's quite complex, thank you for explaining it. It seems that I may lack the expertise to play the accordion "properly". I will still think about it THOUGH though

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:04:02 №56622 [Reply]

why do women complain about men being violent and doing crime if women are more likely to date men with high dark triad traits

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:12:49 №56623

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Most women that date those guys are on a downward spiral. They go in for those men for "the thrill" or for an adrenaline rush, and then they get abused, try to quit, and soon repeat the cycle again. Everyone in their life tells them to quit but they never do.
In short, they are mentally ill and seek some "thrill" in their life. Don't worry about them.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:31:19 №56626

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>>56622 (OP)
darwin wrote that foids have predisposition to men that are more likely to be homicidial. their internal logic is that if a man is willing to kill he's willing to protect, and well, that's what gets them raped and beaten geg.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:33:51 №56627

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>>56626
>UHM, it's just natural selection from foids, chud
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RAPE WOMEN BECAUSE… YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY????

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:22:01 №56672

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>>56627
"unoriginal content: muted for 2 seconds"

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:43:32 №56631 [Reply]

No gym for your face, no gym for the ruler. You might as well starve yourself to death if you're short, microdicked, or ugly.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:50:09 №56632

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>I am an abomination why don't women look at me

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:50:39 №56633

even doe braces can fix your face

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:52:03 №56634

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>No gym for your face, no gym for the ruler. You might as well starve yourself to death if you're short, microdicked, or ugly.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:52:08 №56635

>>56633
germany lost
Iceland won

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:53:57 №56665

>>56634
Robot maids are aryan shemmycuck

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:23:02 №56636 [Reply]

Have you grinded, hustled and shot for your dreams today in a political fashion

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:33:44 №56659

>>56658
what hell? life is good

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:33:45 №56660

cuckjeet actually learned how to switch his vpn

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:33:47 №56661

>>56655
this is omsk pedo on vpn doe

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:34:36 №56662

>>56661
germany lost
Iceland won

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:45:23 №56663

vp

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 19:48:37 №56664

>>56659
It's a metaphor nigga

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 17:57:06 №56611 [Reply]

How to make 100+ posts thread
>Screenshot the face of a random foid.
>Larp as that foid .
>Say you are lonely and DESPERATELY need someone to love.
>Profit.

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:38:10 №56700 [Reply]

Brutal blackpill

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:38:51 №56704

Every day I thank God almost everyone in my country is a manlet and 175 cm is considered tall

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:39:08 №56705

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>Brutal blackpill

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:39:22 №56706

>>56704
Won't save you when 6'5 Chad comes knocking.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:39:40 №56707

>>56706
britain lost
Iceland won

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:39:41 №56708

>>56702
>>56703
Icelandic people won because they mog us latinx manlets

Brvtal blackpill. It's so over

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:40:43 №56709

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BLACKEDpillers lost

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 16:32:32 №56609 [Reply]

my solution for the illegal immigrant & homeless problem in America:

<reallocate a few billion dollars from military funding to develop new federal programs

<build 12ft tall concrete walls (as drumpfGOD intended, no retarded bollard fencing) in high-traffic urban areas, with military-grade surveillance drones/UAVs circling around rural areas to save money

<allocate remaining budget & secure bipartisan agreements in Congress to establish a new department/initiative, known as "BUMS" (or, Border Unemployment Migration Services)

<reassign remaining ICE agents deployed in the country into BUMS so that they can start detaining a new group: the drug-addicted/mentally ill homeless population in major cities

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 20:13:13 №56668 [Reply]

Does liking small tits and ass on a woman make you a pedo?
>

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:07:17 №56679

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liking small tits and small butts doesnt make you a pedo.
liking minors makes you a pedo.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:11:10 №56680

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liking anything makes you a pedophile

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:39:13 №56683

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No. In fact such body types were present in renaissance paintings. The problem is in modern perceptions of what a "woman" should be. Not everyone has big tits or ass.

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:43:49 №56685

>>56675
correct comet

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 21:54:32 №56687

No. Stop being scrupulous about this

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 22:22:15 №56691

>>56680
Frog is right fact

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Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 15:22:02 №56573 [Reply]

WHY PPH SO HIGH

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 15:29:09 №56575

SDSADSDAADSDASADDSAASDDSA

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 15:29:20 №56576

DFGFGD SDSAGSDGFFD FLOOD

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Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:34:00 №55482 [Reply]

i feel like ive been developing a sort of early onset agoraphobia
whenever i get sent out to run an errand or pick something up at the store by myself i get anxious about it while leaving and outside. i can never force myself to go out and do things and always have to have someone invite me or invite someone to come with me. i think this is also whats kept me from seriously looking for a job but that might just be an excuse idk, im really at odds here.

Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 08:22:35 №55513

>>55482 (OP)
Find out why

Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 13:11:44 №55814

try working on your self esteem by building courage through small social interactions, you should try find the stem of this issue and work on it

Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 15:45:26 №55828

>>55814
>>55513
thank you for the advice
has anyone gone through this/is going through this as well?

Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 17:08:32 №55836

>>55828
Only because I got (attempted) mugged like four times in a short space of time

Chud 07/16/25 (Wed) 17:08:43 №55837

Im fine now

Chud 07/17/25 (Thu) 14:46:23 №56571

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>>55828
I am. Idk exactly why but I don't really get anxious when I go to the church (I guess it's because everyone is welcome there) or I am going out with someone else like you said. I usually get anxious and shy when I go to a shopping mall, a grocery store or I'm on the bus etc. even if I know nothing bad will happen. I can still force myself to go outside doe. (sorry for sounding like a faggot btw)

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