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 54868[Reply]

I have become neet again

 55106

enjoy, I guess



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 55049[Reply]

Jannies, incel/bp threads are the will of /pol/ users, they're the only things that get reppeys. Stop moving them, we need some democrasoy!
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 55076

>>55075
You fell off the cuckjeet is our namefag now

 55077

>>55076
ev&oe Iceland won

 55078

iceland better

 55079

>>55072
Drago could convince every cell in Cookie's body to cheat on him, effectively turning him into a puddle of slime

 55080

>>55079
britain lost btw
Iceland won

 55081

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>>55079
brutal



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 55044[Reply]

Will a 6.3 incher suffice for cute white girls

 55046

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kek i dickmog (You)



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 54921[Reply]

Why are females such despicable creatures?

 54922

>ai slop video

Also just start fucking men since females are so horrible, It's not that deep

 55031

OP is a blackpilling demoralizing kike, DNI



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 54257[Reply]

You will never be 15 again and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a warm summer night, looking at the stars, talking, without a care in the world. Without worrying about rent, bills and debts.

You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".

You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.

You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.

You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.

You missed your chance at teenage love, you missed your life.
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 54948

lying award
sybau annoying kike

 54954

>You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".
evendoe I did and she was a virgin too
>You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.
evendoe I do this but in college
>You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.
evendoe I'm with my girlfriend who is bubbly and nice and silly and she was a virgin when she met me
>You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.
evendoe responsibilities aren't LE BAD, having an adult life is awesome and I'll live it to the fullest with my girlfriend

 54955

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>You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".

 54956


>you will never be a racecar driver

>you will never be what you are not
>you will never have this social constructs that matters in my head buy is nothing phisically fundamental

To bring the doompill you have to say things that are real and cut deep.
you're like a washed up wholesaler trying to elicit desire in 70+ yo grandmas.

I think everyone here has picked up on how low IQ you are. It's not like you've made one verbal mistake, you have laid out your whole retardation out there. You should consider ys happy you are anonymous.

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 54957

>>54257 (OP)
he thinks life is over at 18 and assumes sharty users are 20+ GEEEEEEG, most of my friends got into their first real/sexual relationships 19-20, OP is vantablackpill useless niggerbabble. chuds if yuo feel happy you experienced all this, good for yuo, and if yuo don't, all hope is not lost bros

 55092

NIGGERPILL FAIL



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 54199[Reply]

hello chuds, i am 1 foot tall.
will i ever be able to get a girlfriend?

 54722

>>54199 (OP)
Better chances than a 5'4" man has honestly. If you look at all the high profile midges/other freaks like Warwick Davis or Nick Vujicic they've gotten married.

 54748

>>54199 (OP)
ARYAN BVLL

 54875

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>>54199 (OP)
holy shit you could kick him around like a football!

 54878

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>>54875
I can only imagine what sexting between them would look like.
Him: "r u redy 4 2nite?"
Her: "baby im going to throw you around like a football"

 55016

>>54878
isn't this the pathetic nigger who hates southerners so much? gegggg



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 54980[Reply]

its never over or however you win

 54986

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winning and shit is great and shit

 55010

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>>54980 (OP)
type shit…



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 54975[Reply]

MUTE ME FOR A THREMBILLION YEARS JAN JANS

 54976

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fuck you jan jans

 54998

>>54975 (OP)
i love jannies



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 54964[Reply]

Imagine that: just be tall actually works.

 54966

Social media are only for tall chads.
If you are a manlet you are not going to make it.
Women will never be happy with you and always cheat on you with a taller guy

 54968


>Women will never be happy with you and always cheat on you with a taller guy


I'd rather be 5'8 and look attractive than be an ugly ass 6 foot tall person

 54969

>>54968
But you are 5'8" and ugly.



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 54950[Reply]

>FEENALLY! AFTA OLL THEES TIEM AYE HAVE DAN EET! THEES WEEL MAKE HEESTORY-
>….
>fackin KUUURURRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 54967

i look like that and do that and say that



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 54883[Reply]

I know the post nut clarity will make me want to kms but I think it might be good to get the angst out of my system.

Besides, my life is boring as fuck. I have been a good little boy my entire life. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s an experience.

So, erm, please talk me out of it
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 54943

>>54914
That’s the biggest impediment to me. Knowing that even if I pay for the hottest chick imaginable it will still not even come close to making love with a person whom you actually have a bond with. I’m also scared what if I catch feelings for the whore geg. I know I’m gonna ruin the “perfectness” of my life if I do the most loser thing imaginable and pay a hooker for sex but I think perfectionism has sorta ruined my life thus far. I need to stop THINKING and start DOING. So maybe crossing this big barrier of doing le sexo will be a splash of cold water that gets me to just start going out into da world and start doing stuff and stop being an OCD control freak.

 54944

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i wish i could just buy psychedelics and rise out of this fake and gay material world

 54946

>>54944
No cap fr I want to try psychedelics for the same reason. They seem like the most fun drugs. And maybe I find a druggy qt3.14 I can Save(TM)
Problem is I don’t know where to find a scene like that

 54947

>>54946
i want to take dmt because its the only thing that could unfuck my brain from all the goyslop and heavy metals that made me an autist

 54952

>>54941
not worth it nigga. ur gonna regret it not even 5 minutes after you do it, and you might even get burned. better option would just be to find someone irl, not online not strippers not any of that shit. how old r u? it might not be over

 54960

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>>54952
>find someone irl
That’s so much effort and bullshit for someone I’m ultimately only gonna use to sexo with. I’m a shy socially awkward goody-two-shoes baka idiot. The type of girl who I could talk (i.e. trick … all modern hookup dating is just tricking) into doing the dirty with me is a type of girl who’s done it a bunch of times before, i.e. she’s not waifu material. So why am I gonna waste a bunch of bullshit time and effort and risk humiliating myself for THAT? That’s just undignified. And I know this is too, but at least it’s easier. I’d much rather just hand over a few benjamins and have that be that. I’m gonna pay for an actual safe one thru an agency so I’m prob not gonna need The Knight to fight for me since they screen their people pretty good. And if I do get somethin nasty I’ll just kms. Decent chance I’ll do that anyway.
Alright yes it’d be better if I got a casual gf or fwb or whatever but I CANT GET that. Hence this thread. I don’t even care about P-in-the-V if I could get a loyal loving gf but I can’t because I have no confidence n shiet and am scared of wahmen and maybe this will chance that.



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 54233[Reply]

am 7 monts old and hav not goten girfrend yte. is ti over fro me???
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 54761

MOOOODS THIS IS LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA

 54764

>>54758
Well, I don’t know how those guys came across it. But I found it through the self improvement sphere in 2021 when that was taking off. Self improvement added redpill channels to my feed, and redpill channels added blackpill channels to my feed.

 54767

>>54753
I have been like this since 10. It was before I learned any blackpill stuff or anything. I knew somehow that it was over for me the me the moment I got into middleschool. It was true.

 54794

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>>54767
>>>54753
>I have been like this since 10. It was before I learned any blackpill stuff or anything. I knew somehow that it was over for me the me the moment I got into middleschool. It was unoriginal. I was muted for 4 seconds.

 54958

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>>54758
Is this madarajak or flandersjak

 54959

>>54764
Ok, so the blackpill was pushed around. My paranoid hunch is that they wanted men to check out of society, so that they can push the whole boss babe agenda. The problem is foids are stupid, and everything they touched failed so now everyone is losing money and the lack of men has been called "competency crisis" and now they need everyone back but the juice is not worth the squeeze.



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 52748[Reply]

Post blackpills. And soyjaks too I guess.
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 52789

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>I simply want to be loved
no one will love you, leech.

 52791

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FUTAQUEENS WQN, chuds and used rosties lost

 52802

>>52763
What’s blackpilled about this? That black sissy is hot and knows how to cook

 54874

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>>52748 (OP)
Literal who asked, we are so backb 💪

 54918

>>52756
The guy on the left has a near identical facial structure to the guy on the right. I say he just needs a better haircut and jaw

 54920

>>54918
copium overdose



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