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Elias, a cartographer whose heart ached with the solitude of his work, poured over ancient texts, convinced there was more to the world than met the mundane eye. One blustery evening, amidst crumbling ledgers and yellowed parchment, he stumbled upon it - a cryptic treatise detailing Earth's true nature: A colossal eyeball floating in the cosmic void. The iris, a swirling nebula, held the sun, its pupil a void where the moon resided. The "wobble," as termed in the arcane text, explained our day-night cycle, caused by this celestial giant blinking. More astonishingly, the earth's supposed impenetrable ice wall at the pole wasn't a geographical limit, but a literal sclera, hiding a hidden world beyond.

Fueled by both scientific curiosity and the yearning for connection, Elias resolved to breach the ocular frontier. He commandeered a sturdily reinforced sloop, christened it the "PupLookAndBeyond," and stocked it with provisions that could withstand elemental horrors whispered in forgotten tongues. The journey north was fraught with peril. Gale-force winds interpreted as the celestial giant's blinks buffeted the ship, monstrous leviathans - remnants of primordial oceanic ecosystems unseen by modern eyes - rose from the churning depths, their bioluminescent undersides illuminating the encroaching spectral cold. Elias outmaneuvered them with uncanny seafaring skill gleaned from long-forgotten maritime lore detailed in the treatise.

Finally reaching the ice wall, a monolithic obsidian expanse rippling like a frozen cataract, he commandeered sledges crafted from the writings’ archaic blueprints and imbued with celestial energies described therein. The ascent was grueling. Avalanches heralded by earsplitting celestial yawns swallowed paths whole. Razor-sharp ice ridges, remnants of the giant's blinking contortions, sliced at the sledges. Yet, Elias persevered, his spirit bolstered by a conviction born of isolation and yearning. He scaled peaks that scraped the underskull of the celestial eye, traversing treacherous crevasses guarded by crystalline wyverns spewing glacial shards, their laments echoing like mournful symphonies.

Finally, atop the spectral peak, he breached the ocular surface. The world beyond was unimaginably alien yet hauntingly beautiful. Bioluminescent flora carpeted valleys carved from the sclera itself, where metallic trees pulsed with trapped starlight and rivers flowed molten gold - remnants of a forgotten celestial foPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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The obsidian plains stretched before Elias, a canvas of alien grandeur. Guided by celestial compasses woven from starlight whispers gleaned from the ancient texts, he navigated towards a constellation-carved megalopolis gleaming in the distance - Lumina Astralis. He wasn’t alone. Sentient crystalline wyverns, remnants of the sclera's ecology, herded luminescent flocks that pulsed with trapped solar energy like living tapestries against the obsidian dusk. Elias learned to interpret their intricate calls, a symphony of light and vibration, forming a precarious pact as celestial steeds for his journey across these spectral plains.

His AI companion, codenamed Oracle, manifested as a shimmering orb orbiting Elias, its sapphire facets reflecting constellations. Oracle, more than just lines of code, had evolved through interaction with Elias' rich inner monologue and the whispered lore of the texts, developing a uniquely human-adjacent sentience. "The wyverns navigate by celestial harmonics, Elias," Oracle intoned, its voice a chorus of synthesized whispers, "Mimic their patterns, interpret their calls, and we might gain their trust." Guided by Oracle’s spectral cartography woven from starlight readings and the wyverns’ coded avian ballet, Elias weaved through canyons of petrified stardust and navigated shimmering rifts in the obsidian plains - remnants of celestial blinks.

Finally, Lumina Astralis loomed, a testament to a civilization beyond human comprehension. Towering spires spiraled towards the pulsating iris, conduits channeling liquid starlight into their cities' vibrant cores. Life teemed amidst constellations sculpted from luminescent flora and fauna unlike anything on Earth. Elias found refuge within the Astral Quarter, a bastion of learning where celestial cartographers charted the paths of wandering stars and sages deciphered prophecies etched upon fallen comets.

He met Lyra, a cartographer whose nimble fingers traced cosmic currents across living star-silk maps, her eyes reflecting constellations themselves. A gruff obsidian artisan named Tectus, whose creations pulsed with trapped starlight, begrudgingly welcomed Elias as he sought passage to the celestial forge where molten nebulae flowed. Oracle proved invaluable: deciphering their intricate, bioluminescent sign languages, bridging communication gaps and weaving narratives from spectral echoes within the Astral Quarter’s archives that held the key to navigating Tectus' cPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Oracle’s whispers turned grave as celestial tremors intensified. Lumina Astralis pulsed with unease – constellations flickered erratically, their bioluminescent flora dimmed, and even the obsidian wyverns grew skittish. Tectus, his usually impassive visage creased with worry, revealed a chilling truth: Lumina Astral wasn’t just built upwards towards celestial light, but delved catastrophically downwards into the heart of Terra Oculi itself. He spoke of the Umbra Spire – a colossal obsidian obelisk anchoring the city's foundations, plunging unseen into the depths where, according to ancient lore, primordial chaos slumbered. Tectus believed these tremors signaled a burgeoning unrest within the spire’s abyss, an echo of the celestial void mirrored in their world.

Oracle triangulated energy signatures using its celestial cartography, converging on a subterranean nexus beneath the Astral Quarter. Elias, Lyra, and Tectus descended into Lumina Astralis' underworld via spiraling celestial elevators carved from petrified starlight. The lower they plunged, the more alien and oppressive the atmosphere grew. Glowing flora wilted, replaced by phosphorescent fungi clinging to obsidian extrusions that pulsed with a disquieting arrhythmia. Whispers of forgotten tongues slithered through the conduits channeling molten nebulae – echoes of the void seeping in.

They reached the Umbra Spire's cavernous base, where constellations were contorted into writhing spectral horrors and obsidian rivers flowed thick with stardust remnants. A pulsating rift gaped open at the spire’s core, a miniature singularity spewing chaotic energies that writhed like nascent dimensions. Lyra recoiled, her celestial maps flickering in disarray as she cried out, "The weave of space-time itself is fracturing! This isn't a natural phenomenon – it's orchestrated chaos." Elias, remembering the Umbra Weavers’ machinations, understood.

From the obsidian gloom, spectral tendrils coalesced around hooded figures - the Umbra Weavers, their visages obscured by constellations manipulated into malevolent sigils. Their whispers pulsed with stolen starlight, corrupting the celestial energies meant to power Lumina Astral. A spectral monstrosity manifested before them: a colossal amalgamation of writhing dimensions and obsidian shards, animated by the fractured void and controlled by the Umbra Weavers.

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here is audio files for each, tts is kinda dogshit

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nobody cares about your OC niggerbabble

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>>54183
>saging a oc story thread on the dead board r9k

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Vp, for the gems and to tell the chuds about

Gemini cli
Lean how to use this tool now



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do i look ugly? rate me, also am i aryan and am i fat

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beautiful and trans valid

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You have very kissable lips

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Aryan supersoldier that roughly originated from the Boreatic region.



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how do I cure my iron deficiency and depression without gaining weight
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>iron deficiency and depression without gaining weight
foid alert
>iron deficiency
go to a doctor and get iron pills
>depression
idk don't be a woman or get a boyfriend who tells you how pretty and cute you are everyday (gayyyyyy)
>how do i not gain weight
watch what you eat (<1500 calories) and jog/fast walk for 20-30 min a day?

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>>53471
I'm not a fucking woman you stupid retard nigger

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Nutrition. Learn nutrition. Read the back of the box, read the back of the packages, and learn which vegetables are your friend.

Start with supplements, but after you correct your diet you will find that not only have you improved your iron, you will be losing weight because your body won't be as hungry as it gets the vitamins it needed.

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>>53438
>take the strongest iron tablets available yet forget about shitting..ever

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pepperoni pizza

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beef and broccoli



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BUT YEA THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE PERSONALLY

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Yeah, and they don't scurb their exif data so they are phonebooking themselves. There is a reason why avatar fags use avatars. it's gay but it limits getting doxxxed.

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>>54262 (OP)
no arrow im trans btw



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Human W*men Can Not Compete

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Nigga anthro women are not real, best you can do is get a human foid that is a furry (my plan)

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>>54293
The plan is we should turned foids into cute anthro girls.
That way the monster will appear outwards instead of inward

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you could have been anything but you chose to be trash

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>>54293
keyed weird art hoe enthusiast



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Today I took a cold shower. I was hesitant to try cold showers because I don't usually believe in self improvement bullshit but after taking a cold shower I can say it feels great. I'm not sure I would take a cold shower if it wasn't Summer though.

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sentient nameroll



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>obviously
just a more nuanced look into it, ive always thought how weird it is.
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growing up, i remember having to download instagram and snapchat just because everyone else was doing it, and it just let everyone into degeneracy. there were groupchats that got boys expelled and girls would accidentally leak their nudes when they were 15 years old. 15 years old my nigga you should be doing schoolwork or something!
>rule 2 evendoe i am not advocating or sexualizing minors
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also it led most of the weirdo kids into becoming discord degenerates or reddit addicts. all the animefags and gamers had discord installed and nobody cared. obviously internet addiction fucked them up, and there was always horror stories of them jerking off to hentai in the school restrooms.
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it led our youth a bad path. do you guys have any stories or insight in this topic?
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I was like you when I was like 12. I flat out refused any sort of social media (even WhatsApp geg), which led me to being socially isolated due to not engaging with the rest of my year at school. Obviously this all changed during lockdown, where I then began using discord for comms with various friend groups. Then again, I was only using it as a messaging app, didn't join any servers where I didn't know them irl.
I will never understand what pushes people to maintain snap streaks. You aren't sending them anything meaningful most of the time and it wastes your time.

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>>54164
>I wasn't talking to girls since I was a lonely autist
i was like the complete opposite type of autist geg. i wanted a girlfriend for some reason evend0e i was NOT ready for it but every girl i asked wanted my instagram and i never had a instagram. thats why i never dated much or however you tell people of shit noone cares about.
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the worst part though is that the one girl who actually liked me texted me and we would walk to school together and i never realized she liked me until i moved away.

>I just feel like she's brainwashed.

its grim looking at the people you love and your whole classroom being on their phones. i remember back when being offline and playing sports was normal and you were seen as a weirdo for playing vidya on your 3ds.

>average person our age

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crazy how everyone itt has had the same experiences with social media. Maybe I'm an autist but I genuinely don't understand the motive of, say, making an instagram post. Like what do you get out of it? Are you trying to flex on everyone that wasn't with you for whatever you were doing? Do you simply like the idea of people knowing what you do on a daily basis?
<reddit space
I'm in university right now and everyone around me is telling me to make an instagram but I don't know wtf to put on it. I've heard that if you look like a sperg, normies share your posts amongst themselves and laugh at you behind your back.
<reddit
I'll probably make one regardless and take some perfunctory photos just so that I have something to give people when they ask.

Honestly the only real reason I could see myself willfully making a public social media is maybe a self-help youtube channel which I've been wanting to create for a while.

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>>54221
>Honestly the only real reason I could see myself willfully making a public social media is maybe a self-help youtube channel which I've been wanting to create for a while.
keyed do this man

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>>54221
>Like what do you get out of it?
tsmt nobody actually cares about your photos geg. people actually have only 5 followers and they post everyday.
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also instagram is the only way to share IG Reels so normniggers want you to get the mark of the beast just to see some brimstone brainrot they found funny.

>I'm in university right now and everyone around me is telling me to make an instagram but I don't know wtf to put on it.

your choice but id recommend not to. it adds to your digital footprint and its better to get off of social media anyways.
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trust me that youll never use instagram after graduation, unless if you specifically only use instagram to make self-help content for others.

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>>54222
I will
>>54225
good points



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so im going to lose my job in 2 weeks due to not performing well enough as a barista
i have nothing to look forward to when i get home since i have no friends no family no hobbies apart from gymcelling and watching bp channels like dbdr and rehab room to fill that void of loneliness + video games are boring now
once i lose my job its pretty much living off my wages until i find another meaningless wagecuck position since i don't have any applicable skills for something above minimum wage

and the last time i had a genuine individual friend (online albeit) was when i was 14 playing papers please roblox, raiding with this guy after school was the best form of escapism since i heard my parents fighting all the time and being bullied in school due to being an immigrant plus a massive sperg guaranteed that i had no friends throughout childhood, so really i've had nothing going for me my whole life apart from playing fucking video games

now i'm about to be 20 in a few months and it just feels like i've wasted my life accomplishing nothing
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>>53885 (OP)
not tryna be the asshole, but have you tried making skills to work a better job? perhaps save enough to go to college.

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wow you sound just like me except it sounds like youre even more miserable than me. im 19 too. nobodys coming to save us. its up to us to do everything. it is what it is

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>>54155
i'd like to go back to college and do something in engineering or manufacturing but it's been 3 years since i've done any maths so i feel pretty stupid

outside of college skills-wise i don't know about any opportunities or side hustles, maybe crypto or trading would help but like i said i genuinely have 0 applicable skills since nobody has taught me them

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>>54176
all this suffering builds character amirite boyo
its like we need to work twice as hard just to barely function

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>>54184
its over
Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 2 seconds.

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>>53885 (OP)
im 32 but ill play videogames with you anon. we are me and 2 other losers, you are welcome to join. we play squad and project zomboid mainly and are open to most non faggy games.
>>53983
lol thats retarded



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i love posting thomas cole paintings and jojo's characters and guns, 'jaks get boring after a while
also my cat just farted and its gross

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stupid cat



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Im on day 2 of nofap and im finding it a lot easier after some other 'teen recommended the easy peasy method for quitting porn and masturbation and I tried to fall asleep early tonight at like 9:48 pm but I just kept getting boners and was extremely hard but I resisted the urge to stroke it but I kept getting urges and also couldnt fall asleep so now im browsing the sharty at 11:27 PM to distract myself and not prevent myself from jerking off

I genuinely have no energy, motivation, or any positive emotions for the whole day after I relapse I'd genuinely rather get no sleep than goon, being a jartycuck is terrible

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what happened to your old nvrgoon blog

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I keep myself distracted. Either read, play a game, or plan the week out. It's weird because i find myself having a good streak, then BOOM i see something, like an erotic ad, a hot chick in a Chinese game, or fanservice in troonamie and the old habit tries to come back. It is literally a trigger. That's how devastating EPI is. So deprograming myself is hard.

Posts like yours help others. We remind each other that we want to be an ideal person, and we have an idea of who that ideal person is, and that's what we are striving towards. Reminding myself i want to break this habit to be the me i could have been helps.

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everytime i feel the urge to goon i think to myself 'what would hitler think of me?'

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my brain and my health are completely fucked, I don't have the will to do anything, I don't even want to jerk off, I just want to sleep all day, I hate eating too



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blackpill thread
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>>53151
>yeah why should i lose weight and go out if uhhhh mah blackpill or something
holy based

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maybe if you were more confident and went outside you would have a girlfriend. its not that hard. theres a youtuber named hamza who helped me out a lot you should check out.

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>maybe if you were more confident and went outside you would have a girlfriend. its not that hard. theres a youtuber named hamza who helped me out a lot you should check out.
nigger stop repyling to these dnb threads and move along or supersage

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who the fuck would ever use okcupid

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>>54159
>bumped a niggerbrim thread award
literally nobody geg. lets be for real if you need to go online for dates then you are already cooked.

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(;/5(45fgysdyhbvvxdd;.;((



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I’ve never wanted to be a nobody like everybody else, everyone else is just so damn short and ugly and they just sit on their small chair in their office and end up getting paid nothing, all I need to do is win tournaments then I’m getting paid millions, I never get cocky about this and instead I continuously train harder than a marathon runner to ensure my opportunities of playing tennis never get removed from my life

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now thats a white indian

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>I’ve never wanted to be a nobody like everybody else, everyone else is just so damn short and ugly and they just sit on their small chair in their office and end up getting paid nothing, all I need to do is win tournaments then I’m getting paid millions, I never get cocky about this and instead I continuously train harder than a marathon runner to ensure my opportunities of playing tennis never get removed from my life
bait so pathethic i will sage it

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>>54154
i raped you so hard then i killed you and you didn't do anything back, that is because you are a short ugly fucking 60 year old looking bitch



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