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 №55483[Reply]

playing gta iv is probably the only reason im still alive, i was genuinely considering trooning out but something about the story of niko bellic tripped a breaker in my brain and i finally have a role model that i never had growing up (since my father works 70 hours a week)
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 №55489

tell me the plot of gta four. I never played gta

 №55490

gta 4 is THE chud game

 №55491

>>55490
>playing a baltic immigrant where the only goal is to commit as much crime as possible

 №55492

>>55491
that's aryan shemmycuck

 №55495

>>55491
He's Balkan, geoglet

 №55496

>>55489
>sad serb war criminal man comes to muttmerica to get revenge on traitor
>works with vatnik mafia and other immigrant gangs in not-jew york to get info on traitor
>kills 10000 random cops/goons/civilians along the way
>finally find the guy you did everything to track down
>"revenge bad"
>kill him or don't
>cousin/girlfriend gets murdered depending on your choices with vatnik gangsters
>get revenge on them
>"revenge bad"


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 №55412[Reply]

>erhm, guys did you know I'm a… Woman?
>That's right, I'm a Real Woman™ with a Vagina™ and I'm so heckin' quirky and lonely I'm seeking attention on an image board, something other girls don't do!
>Ok now hurry up and join my 'cord, how long do I need to keep up this larp just to groom you!?

 №55494

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>>55412 (OP)
>>erhm, guys did you know I'm a… Woman?
>>That's right, I'm a Real Woman™ with a Vagina™ and I'm so heckin' quirky and lonely I'm seeking attention on an image board, something other girls don't do!
>>Okay now hurry up and join my 'cord, how long do I need to keep up this larp just to groom you!?


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 №55475[Reply]

Did anyone else have the most literal definition of OCD as a child but overcame it yourself?

 №55476

>>55475 (OP)
ESL

 №55477

I would
>wash my hands 30 times and I had red burns on them that never healed
>put objects down in a way so the flat surface of the object came in contact with the floor/table flatly and not on the edge
>feel an urge to blink with one eye, followed by an urge to blink with the other, and then with the other again to "even it out"
>echo words in a whisper for some reason
Eventually I became sick of it and forced myself to not do these things anymore, which felt fucking horrible but it became better with time and now I'm fine
Did anyone else experience something like this?

 №55478

I still even out my blinking, footsteps, and other body movements, but it isn't to a debilitating degree. It's only when I'm bored and not entirely focused on anything that I'll feel a need to do this, but yeah I probably have OCD. I also hate when people put their fingers on their lips or mouth because the finger touches saliva and then they're going to touch other stuff with it, but I think this is justified even doe everyone has told me it's weird.


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 №55344[Reply]

If you had 1 billion dollars, how could you enact total foid death? How would you go about killing as many foids as possible?
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 №55437

>>55347
Wait i have a giga folder

 №55447

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I would set up more abuse centres (real thing) for vulnerable women

 №55453

you are retarded and gay

 №55459

Go fuck men nigger

 №55472

>>55344 (OP)
fark up fag

 №55474

>>55344 (OP)
Are we at the end of time?


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 №55216[Reply]

posting this to r9k because I already know I'm only going to get soyquotes or my thread slid within an hour on /soy/ ev&oe i posted it there anyway
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i was going through the woods on my incelwalk today when i stopped to open my phone and change the song i was listening to, but when i looked up i noticed a shitskin staring at me. when i glanced back at him he looked away and continued on his path so i thought nothing of it, but as i was walking through the trees i kept seeing this nigga again and again even at intervals where it meant that he would have had to explicitly change his path to walk in the same direction as me. after a few minutes of this i just stopped to let him go ahead when he walked up to and then and stood beside me. at first i was about to reach for my knife because i thought he was going to try and rob me but then he asked me "do you come here often?" which i instinctively thought was a weird thing to ask a stranger but knew i should respond to anyway, so i just told him yes i walk here sometimes its a pretty nice place etc. when he then told me that he was french (probably just meant he was born there as opposed to ethnically french since he had the skintone of a jeet o algo) and was just visiting. we engaged in small talk for maybe a minute or two before he paused and then asked me "so.. are you looking to have fun?" in this faux-sensual faggot tone of voice and i just told him "no no im sorry" which made him stop for a second and caused me to have a huge adrenaline spike because i thought that he was trying to size me up to see if he could just rape me and if he could get away with it, until he said "ok thats fine i understand have a good day" and then smiled and walked off. im objectively pretty unattractive (probably like 3.5/10 on the decile scale) but i have a somewhat neotonous face causing me to look a year or two younger than i actually am (17) so chances are that he was a pedophile as well as a faggot, which isnt really surprising when you consider how big the overlap between those two sexualities is
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this is the closest ive ever gotten to having sex, or even interpersonal intimacy with anyone and it was a fucking shitskin trying to get me to suck him off in a forest. what do i do, 'teens?
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 №55221

>>55218
I wanna have sex with you in the woods

 №55225

>>55216 (OP)
What a polite, well-mannered faggot. I'd be a little bit flattered as well as disgusted.

 №55228

dude he was probably trying to get you to try drugs and get you easily coerced to sodomy shenanigans
atleast he moved on and didnt try anything

 №55411

bro…don't walk in the woods if there's niggers in them wtf?

 №55415

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>posting this to r9k because I already know I'm only going to get soyquotes or my thread slid within an hour on /soy/ ev&oe i posted it there anyway
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>i was going through the woods on my LARPwalk today when i stopped to open my phone and change the sprunki i was gooning to, but when i looked up i noticed a BBCowner staring at me. when i glanced back at him he looked away and continued on his path so i thought nothing of it, but as i was edging through the trees i kept seeing this nigga again and again even at intervals where it meant that he would have had to explicitly change his path to walk in the same direction as me. after a few minutes of this i just stopped to let him go ahead when he walked up to and then and stood beside me. at first i was about to reach for my knife because i thought he was going to try and rob me but then he asked me "do you come here often?" which i instinctively thought was a weird thing to ask a stranger but knew i should respond to anyway, so i just told him yes i walk here sometimes its a pretty nice place etc. when he then told me that he was french (probably just meant he was born there as opposed to ethnically french since he had the skintone of a jeet o algo) and was just visiting. we engaged in small talk about neopronouns for maybe a minute or two before he paused and then asked me "so.. are you looking to have fun?" in this sensual faggot tone of voice and i just told him "no no im menstuating" (dilating) which made him stop for a second and caused me to have a huge estrogen spike because i thought that he was trying to size me up to see if he could just rape me and if he could get away with it (because i'm such a sm0l heckin' bean!), until he said "ok thats fine i understand have a good day" and then smiled and walked off. im objectively pretty unattractive (probably like 3.5/10 on the bro got a english degree scale) but i have a somewhat neotroons face causing me to look a year or two younger than i actually am (17) (erm, meds xister) so chances are that he was a pedophile as well as a faggot, which isnt really surprising when you consider how big the overlap between those two sexualities is
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> this is the closest ive ever gotten to having sex, or even any intimacy with anyone and it was a fucking shitskin trying to get me to suck him off in a fPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>55216 (OP)
in retrospective I was overreacting hard. Chances are he wasn't going to rape me, he was too soft spoken and he didn't have the face of a rapist. If I had to guess judging by his face, voice and mannerisms he was a submissive fag anyway, not that it makes it much better but still. I think I was just shaken up because I've never gotten this close to having sex in my life and all of a sudden a random brownoid male offers it to me in the forest. Even if it was a foid or a tranny I don't think I would've accepted doebeit, call me volcel if you want but I don't want my first sexual experience to be with a stranger in the forest. Uf i ever have sex i only want it to be with my future partner because premarital sex le bad o algo and the chance of getting STDs, especially from a fag, is very high
>>55228
>dude he was probably trying to get you to try drugs
didn't look like the type of guy to do drugs. Clearly took care of himself and was dressed normally but it could've been a possibility, and yeah I'm glad he didn't try anything but even if he did there's a high chance he wouldve got caught in the act
>>55411
>bro…don't walk in the woods if there's niggers in them wtf?
There was like 4-5 other people there within a 100m vicinity, all of which were white and he didn't have the crazy nigger eyes so I thought I'd be fine. I'm not going back to that part of the woods again any time soon thoughever


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 №55032[Reply]

I just saw a thread on /soy/ about a teen who was sad and demoralized due to the proliferation and normalization of pedophilia in modern society. It says a lot of things that I'm feeling, but I think it warrants a thread here. It's even to the point where it's effecting my heckin wholesome mental health!!! I am EXTREMELY worried about how mainstream pedophilia has become in modern society, and I think it's going to get worse. Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

1. One can come across niche pedophilic content on normie sites. I only use YouTube, so that's what I'm more familiar with, but you can absolutely come across some pedophilic content ranging from borderline 'p to pedophilic undertones in seemingly normal videos. I have mostly seen this in YouTube Shorts, which I have since totally stopped using.

2. Anime is simultaneously becoming more and more popular with the youth (16 - 22, which happens to be the age range I am in), and more pedophilic. Obviously I know next to nothing on the state of the average Japanese person, but I would guess it's a combination of the average consumer of anime becoming older in Japan and their culture becoming so degenerate, depressing and over-stimulated that the only thing the average Japanese man can be entertained by is incestous cartoon child porn. I don't watch any anime any more, so take this with a grain of salt I guess.

3. The idea that the global elite is made up of Satan worshipping, child sacrificing pedophiles is all but completely confirmed at this point, and yet nobody seems to care. Sure, people are enraged about the recent fiasco with the (((Epstein))) files, but do you think anything will come of it? Nothing will happen, and the status quo will be safely maintained. All of it is completely out in the open, and people seem perfectly content.

So, what do we do? I appreciate this sites uniquely moral approach to raids, mostly targeting trannies and pedos and those of their ilk. But could something like that be done on a larger scale? What can we do to cope? And how can we prevent ourselves or our children from falling victim to the increased degeneration of society? I'm feeling quite lost at this, and I feel like nobody around me notices it to the extent I do.

Sorry for the wall of text or something.
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 №55037

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during this time of spiritual warfare you must never lose hope as a soldier of christ.
there WILL be a time when the degeneracy that is sadly normalized throughout our period is finally stricken out by sane people like us

i believe that it's our duty to prepare ourselves for a battle in which we have the truth on our side.
small things like NOT VIEWING COMMIEPEDOTROON CONTENT and modern media, being skeptic of every "thing" modern day politicians promise, and reading the bible more helps

however to prepare for the global battle your hobbies should be similar to activities within the military, survivalism, self-reliance etc. and finding like-minded people who also notice this phenomenon

if you want to be normal though honestly just focus on improving your career, communication skills, and hang out with your friends and family

 №55038

Honestly, I think the only realistic solution that isn't borderline utopic (identifying and eliminating all pedophiles and those pushing degeneracy) is to just disconnect completely. Not just you. Everyone, especially kids. The Internet has proven time and again it just isn't where kids should be. It's like dropping your kid off at a playground with a babysitter who will let the highest bidder diddle your child.

 №55039

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>>55037
Christerald

>>55038
I always thought Luddism was pretty faggy, but I'm pretty sure it will be the only way out soon geg

 №55042

clearly its the devil, unclean spirits. Evil is real and tangible and I can feel it since God wrote the Law on our hearts. I'm not sure what can be done except uphold the Law of God and shield your family from that evil.

 №55111

>>55032 (OP)
>The idea that the global elite is made up of Satan worshipping, child sacrificing pedophiles is all but completely confirmed at this point, and yet nobody seems to care
This is why I hate "truthers" so much. They have all this alleged information about the leaders of the world, but they refuse to take action. Billions of people should have no issue overthrowing tyrants, but everyone either is too cowardly to do so, or they don’t actually believe in what they preach

 №55425

>>55111
>They have all this alleged information about the leaders of the world, but they refuse to take action.
It's not that they refuse to take action, but rather said action usually requires a group effort or is detrimental in spreading the message. Good luck trying to sell normies on something that can be easily changed but isn't effortless, like quitting social media. The best they can do is "Oh no! what are we going to do?" and do fuck all with the information given. That doesn't mean that speaking up will not result in anything, but that not a lot of people will actually follow through with it.


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 №54801[Reply]

I still fall asleep crying a lot thinking about how I used to get bullied for being ugly and autistic and unathletic, atleast I can talk to other people similiar to me on here
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>>55204
Yeah I feel humiliated and weak after I jerk off to men(thoughts only, no porn) but I also sadly have been struggling with a femdom fetish for a while now too.

 №55206

>>55204
The line a drew against cuckshit and faggotry holds for now albeit

 №55226

The answer to bad old memories is to try and make good new ones.

 №55237

>>55226
keyed or somethingburger

 №55405

>>>54839 (You)
>i have no idea how nacht could be your favorite map
my 2nd favorite, and for escapism purposes. if you go to the second floor and camp in the lefthand corner where the nades are without opening the exterior stairwell then you can basically kill an endless stream of zombies for hours. but for actual gaming porpoises id choose eisendrache. origins is gud too, but outside of staffs i don't like the weapons.
town is gemmy afff bruh

 №55406

>>54873
>i have no idea how nacht could be your favorite map
my 2nd favorite, and for escapism purposes. if you go to the second floor and camp in the lefthand corner where the nades are without opening the exterior stairwell then you can basically kill an endless stream of zombies for hours. but for actual gaming porpoises id choose eisendrache. origins is gud too, but outside of staffs i don't like the weapons.
town is gemmy afff bruh (double post cause im retarded on phone blud)


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 №55238Locked[Reply]

What if there was a bat in the sharty

 №55239

it would be good

 №55240

it would be aryan

 №55241

Moved to >>>/raid/203952.


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 №55169[Reply]

>i believe that if i print money, ill be rich

 №55234

>>55169 (OP)
I mean if no one else gets to print money then printing money does make you rich. It's why people counterfeit. But the government and banks printing money does not make you rich unless they're bailing out the company you own.


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 №55227[Reply]

hey soipoopas
im struggling to find meaning and motivation to continue living
what do you suggest

context: im 19, still have contact with both parents but kinda dysfunctional albeit and my sister who i rarely see
outside of my direct family i don’t really know or talk much about them and my all grandparents are dead
i don’t have many friends, like i only play vidya with 2-3 of them sometimes but even then we don’t do much outside of games.
additionally i keep on self-sabotaging a lot of friendships i’ve had ever since i was 11, i’ve ruined maybe 7 friendships as a result of me just removing them completely from my life when i get scared or bored of them. plus having an incredibly shitty self-esteem since i’ve been 11 makes me have nonstop social inhibitions and negative thinking patterns, further ruining my social life and relationships

i can somewhat relate to the guy in good will hunting if it helps you visualise me. thank god i wasn’t beat or anything i just felt neglected and lonely most the time, especially considering it feels like my social skills were nuked during my upbringing. i can still succeed in things like school, work, hobbies etc. and a lot of people do say i’m intelligent but i dont know what to do for further education. maybe something with robots would be cool
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 №55229

transition to a woman, i was just like you sister and ever since i transitioned ive been so much happier

 №55231

>>55227 (OP)
Accept Jesus Christ into your heart. Unless you have something to help you pay off a majority of your college debt, then I don't think it's a good idea assuming you're in muttmerica. Try to get a basic job, it gives me something to do and has made me feel more fulfilled, as I feel a lot worse on days that I'm not working. See where that job takes you and if you have opportunities to get promoted.


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 №54277[Reply]

guys am i aryan??
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 №54366

Autism phenotype

 №54367

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You are an Aryan if you look like pic related. But if you're of mostly Northern European stock then you must have at least 40% of this bvll's ancestry.

 №55107

ew icky faggot femgoy

 №55108

>>54367
I've seen at least 5 of these guys driving trucks

 №55112

Faggot lol

 №55224

Poser fag


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 №55144[Reply]

Erm what if a transfem ftm pooner with ADHD got fucked by me and let me caress her cheeks after I nut inside her, so I can call her my girly prince boy.

Pooners are so adorable holy shit, they're all so energetic and try to look and seem manly; it's so pathetic and cute.

Imagine you feminize this girl who thinks having short dyed hair will make her the HECCIN wholesome anime boy from her yaoi, by shoving a huge dick inside her and fucking her like the girl she is.

Man.

 №55146

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you know it’s bad when i’m saging this dog shit

 №55147

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<hjhhvjtg
>Erm what if a transfem ftm pooner with ADHD got fucked by me and let me caress her cheeks after I nut inside her, so I can call her my girly prince boy.

>Pooners are so adorable holy shit, they're all so energetic and try to look and seem manly; it's so pathetic and cute.

>Imagine you feminize this girl who thinks having short dyed hair will make her the HECCIN wholesome anime boy from her yaoi, by shoving a huge dick inside her and fucking her like the girl she is.

>Man.

 №55148

>>55144 (OP)
Gem. Total Pooner Rape.

 №55223

Please kill yourself as soon as possible


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 №54988[Reply]

It needs to be a mulletjak win btw
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 №55094

>>>if mulletjak gets a get quote needs to delete /nate/
>>he wont do it lil bro
>test
test2

 №55096

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ui76tdy

 №55100

rnca but can we just let the GET be natural. if its a mullet win then GGs but otherwise its just rnca on the 10pph feelsbro faggot board

 №55101

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>rnca but can we just let the GET be natural. if its a mullet win then GGs but otherwise its just rnca on the 10pph feelsbro faggot board GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 №55190

tits
>UNORIGINAL KHANTENT!

 №55220

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>>55000
wasted digits


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