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 β„–55530[Reply]

I can't breathe around horses for some reason

 β„–55531

theyre brappy

 β„–55535

You’re a barneyfag

 β„–55538

i can

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>>55530 (OP)
you have to take your face out their asses first

 β„–55938

prolly allergic maybe?


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blackpill thread
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just be white

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>>55584
JBW is king

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>>55809
Verified; I'm a mutt in the UAE who looks white but girls are all over me despite (or perhaps due to) my deliberately acting strange and autistic and negative charasma. I'd stare at them randomly, refrain from laughing at my own jokes, and use extremely old-fashioned language (e.g. "To what end wouldst thou do such?"). Other guys would even ask me for advice on seduction. Now that I think about it, I'm probably a chad, even though I agree with 'cels on many things and hate women and generally act more like a sharty or a 4cuck or an icy user.

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>>55572
I unironically saw this first hand. Once my skin quality decreased as a teenager, I went from being considered relatively handsome to being called a monster. That pissed me off so much, I think it turned me gay and misanthropic. Humans are stupid hypocritical beasts

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>>55812
schizophrenia /skΔ­tβ€³sΙ™-frΔ“β€²nΔ“-Ι™, -frΔ•nβ€²Δ“-Ι™/
noun
Any of a group of psychiatric disorders associated with dopamine imbalance in the brain and usually characterized by psychotic behavior including delusions, hallucinations, withdrawal from reality, and disorganized patterns of thinking and speech.
A situation or condition characterized by conflicting qualities, attitudes, or activities.
"the national schizophrenia that results from carrying out an unpopular war."
A psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

 β„–55937

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HYPER WHORES ON SEX PROSTITUTION APPLICATIONS WANT TO GOON MAX THEIR WHOREDOM!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?


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 β„–55892[Reply]

How do you stop someone you care about from ending it

 β„–55893

if you ask me, the best way is to tell them how much you care about them. if you think theyre actually going to do it, i recommend u visit them irl if you can (if u cant, offer to call them). they usually need some company in a really tough time

 β„–55936

depends on whats going on, but, you could just love them, drag them out to see the sun and touch grass (not meme), breathe some fresh air.
ive noticed, when i dont go outside for a long time, i get seriously depressed.


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 β„–55899[Reply]

Everyday is exactly the same.

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It's your job to make tomorrow different. Break out the cycle

 β„–55901

Drive to the train station and go on it

 β„–55902

>>55900
>>55901
This is just like the hecking duality of man

 β„–55903

False. Every day gets slightly worse.

 β„–55916

There is no love here, and there is no pain.

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>>55899 (OP)
it is your right and duty to make them different. its much easier than it seems.


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 β„–55923[Reply]

greetings soyim, i am 18 years old, and im pretty average, id rate myself a 7 on looks. i dont consider myself an incel or chud or wtv, and i somewhat have a social life with a couple of good friends.

however, i, for the life of me, cannot grow the balls to cold approach a woman. theres multiple reasons for this.

first, i cant tell their ages! i could see the most gorgeous woman of my life and not know if shes 17 or 25. i dont want to scare off someone who could be twice my age (i dont have a problem with it, but they probably do).

second, how the hell do you even make conversation? in a public setting? im talking outside, a mall, a library.. i dont have the balls to just go up and say "hey you look gorgeous, id like to get to know you", so finding conversation topics is ROUGH

third, i don't know if people are single or not, even if they're by themselves. its been multiple times ive been out, and i saw someone who really interested me, only to see them with a bf/gf later. would absolutely suck to ask out someone taken

do any of you have experience with my problems? lemme know

 β„–55928

start by cold approaching milf, even if you dont intend on getting with them. but youll learn how to not be giga retarded.
>first, i cant tell their ages!
i dont understand the problem, chitchat first, and usually youll be able to tell if they are mentally a child or not, thats the easy out
>second, how the hell do you even make conversation?
yap confidently, think less, talk/flirt more
>third, i don't know if people are single or not
doesnt matter, if you are cold approaching, expect a 1 in 100 succes rate for getting a number.


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 β„–55509[Reply]

Putting aside all the normie advice you can easily find on google, what should you do if you win the lottery?

Should you immediately sign the ticket with your name?
Should you not sign the ticket so you can claim it through a trust?

Should you have a well known lottery lawyer or a lawyer who's never done a lottery win help you claim the prize?
Should you try to claim it on your own?
Would you be worried about not having full autonomy over all your money / it being "stolen" from you?

How would you ensure your safety after winning the lottery if you lived in a state which doesn't allow you to claim your prize anonymously?
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>>55509 (OP)
ummm id just anonymoosly claim it. if you win and start letting foids and mommy and daddy manipulate you into giving them money ur actually retarded. id just buy some land with a trailer on it in the middle of nebraska and never see anyone ever again

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>>55517
new soil

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Claim anonymously, put several hundred thousand dollars in a high yield interest bank account, collect under half a million dollars tax free every year, never work a day again.
Buy both my parents, grandparents and myself a new home.
What I did.

 β„–55922

How much did you win

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>>55922
I won't give any exact numbers, but it was "officially" in the eight figures. After the State took its share, about a third of the total give or take, I was left in the seven figures.
They don't tell you that until the last minute, though.

 β„–55926

id tell NO ONE, this is what usually gets someone killed.
id invest a majority of it, and collect dividens, saving up college funds for younger family members, and others to help pay off houses and debts.
id do it all anonymously. id donate yearly to my local churches and food banks. id work a normal job like i already am, not let anyone know i was rich, id do as much work myself, like i was penny pinching. id have a money manager, and theyd only give me a certain amount of money a week, so i dont go crazy. eventually, as i got older, id want to start running businesses/factories, so i dont fully destroy my body, and it wouldnt be to suspecious.

>Putting aside all the normie advice you can easily find on google, what should you do if you win the lottery?
see above
>Should you immediately sign the ticket with your name?
>Should you not sign the ticket so you can claim it through a trust?
in todays economy, taking a lump sum is better because inflation is horrific. youll make more money just from investing it
>Should you have a well known lottery lawyer or a lawyer who's never done a lottery win help you claim the prize?
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 β„–55522[Reply]

I am the grumpity groo
Give me gucci loafers or else I'll kill YOU!

 β„–55523

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No thank you Im good

 β„–55534

Marge, I'm not confused anymore

 β„–55883

Marge now i'm confused again


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 β„–55872[Reply]

pwwls kill me nyaa~

 β„–55874

Suicide is reserved for faggots and trannies, if you are not one of them, then don't do it.

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>>55874
im disabled and my goyim net worth is 0

 β„–55876

get out foid go kill yourself

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>>55876
Im male if that matters .-.

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>>55877
Then LIVE

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>>55875
>im disabled
How?
>my goyim net worth is 0
find a job or something o algo, do you have a close family member or a friend that can help you out?

Getting out of the mess you are in might not be easy but people have gone through worse and they survived. Try to figure out your strengths, weaknesses and try to improve the things you don't like. You'll never accomplish anything if you'll wallow in self-pity. Also I hope you are not here to farm (You)s.

(I found the picrel in this board too and I really like it so I am going to use it)


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 β„–55230[Reply]

Hello little soyteens! πŸ™ŠπŸ™‰β€οΈ

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DIE RAPESON DIE DIE DIE


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 β„–55846[Reply]

total foid death general
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>>55849
It will take you thrembollion years of looksmaxing to reach a fraction of his attractiveness

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>>55846 (OP)
Interchangeable economic unit, zis is harmful misogynistic bigotry that stands in ze way of our diversity and equity goals for a sustainable future. We have deducted 50 GGP (good goy points) from your balance.

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DEMORALIZATION AGENT THREAD REPORTED FOR ADVOCATING FOR MURDER

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>>55856
I mog him

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>>55846 (OP)
creepy incels go kys
leave the femmes for the rest of us
>kek

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>>55862
Females lost and are STINKY 😹😹😹


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 β„–55863[Reply]

>Who else will I talk to discuss random information about my life? Fuck you mustard, now I have nobody, an no I will not visit a (((therapist)))

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 β„–55838[Reply]

whenever you masturbate do you ever get so focused to the point that you feel like light is coming out of your eyes

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Like this?

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FACT: users contribute more to the site than the mods
i mean think about it, us users, us so-called soyim make gemmy OC and we make gemmy threaderinos
we are shaping the sharty's culture and zeitgest as of speaking
every new thread or joke you make has a chance of becoming the next new soy thing
on the other hand, mods do nothing to contribute to sharty culture all day long
they sit on their asses and approve media constantly
also they probably erp in the irc
let's not forget that jannies are either rulecucks who ban everything fun or they wont ban the coal which is killing the site
we should overthrow the mods they are killing the site

 β„–55841

yes, i masturbated for 7 hours once and passed out twice mid fap

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>>55839
like this but much more focused, think of a laser beam

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>>55842
>a24_epic_lasers.png

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>>55842


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I am going to be starting my "no fap" journal HERE. Kind of. Basically, I don't think I can permanently quit jacking off, BUT I can permanently quit using material which will be healthy for me. I don't watch the hub or anything, for a few years it's basically just been anime pictures. embarrassing I know, but that's why I'm trying to quit. So every day I will come here and report in how well I'm doing. It seems faggy and dumb but I genuinely don't know how else to quit cuz every time I try I just wake up in the middle of the night when I feel COMPLETELY different and suddenly I want to do it again for some reason.

This is the method I will use to force myself to check my behavior, because it'd be shameful to report here that I'm a loser again, so this should work.

DAY ZERO. NO HENTAI EVER
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where is bro…

 β„–54283

I lost today, sorry guys. It was bleach booru. I will try not to do it again

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I made it a month tho not bad

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>>54284
over
<unoregano

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>>54283
you got this keep trying. even if you broke it today tomorrow is the beginning of your yearlong streak

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>>50344
>using an ai hitler chatbot to make you stop gooning


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