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Welcome to /asp/ - All Sports, this is a board for discussing any and call sports!
Feel free to discusing racing, wrassling, MMA, STIHL TIMBERSPORTS®, hockey, tennis, racing.
Please contain discussion about players inside the proper thread.
If there is a very important event for your sport, post about it needing a sticky and it shall be so.

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UGLY FREAK, WALLED HARD
WE TAKIN IT ALL
ONLY FAT LESBIAN FANS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
0 PEOPLE AT HER FUNERAL
WE TAKIN IT ALL
KIDNAP HER SMALL ASS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
SELL HER ON THE MORROCO MARKET
WE TAKIN IT ALL
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buddy matthews didnt want to spend money on a full sized coffin so they had to cut rhea in half like a magic trick, to fit her in 2 big briefcases

"look, i know i loved her and everything, but shes dead now, and i need the money for fortnite-bux" - buddy matthews


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nobody (0) came, not even the grave-diggers. Aunty rhea was just laying in her 20$ box (made in china). nobody even dug a hole… and there was no pillow in her box. it was just a crude box made from wood leftovers.

the dogs were gonna come but they became infatuated with a random ball on the ground and forgot about rhea.

rhea waited for a while…i mean she was dead. but nobody was coming to dig a hole and bury her…so she had to temporarily come back to life, dug her own hole and buried herself. if you want something done right…

the tombstone said "HERE LIES FAMOUS TENNIS PLAYER RHEA RIPURI"


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jamie hayter
megan bayne
penelope ford
harley cameron
statlander
kairi sane
nikki bella
mother wayne
mina
anna jay
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You’re an overweight ban evading nigger who sits at home and monitors 4chan



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how did 'vert get made a janny? did he send the mods his homemade cp?

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Kek fat jeet Iyofag is absolutely seething and doesn’t realize the mods also ban people who make fun of his waifu



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after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was… no longer with us
unfortunately… they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.
Rhea's body was… pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with a finger, rhea would ooze chocolate from her eyes and boobs, kinda like that milka cow.

in the end… rhea ripley became a real tim-tam…even in death she is full of chocolate goodness.

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Kek what a fat disgusting nigger who can’t leave his country to do anything

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>>11240 (OP)
You want to fuck Buddy. You hate Rhea because you're jealous of her. You can't stop talking about food because you're fat as shit. I bet you're eating or cooking right now. You look like Kevin Kelly.

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>>11242
you wont believe me, but they actually opened her eyes and her mouth so she would look all scared in the coffin. and they put a tim tam in her mouth to make it funny.
(i actually choked drinking while i got this idea and im still coughing)

damn aunty rhea…i almost died making fun of you



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- died slipping on a banana, looking for tim-tams
- 0 (zero) attended her funeral
- dropped on her head into the grave by accident
- a passing boy had an upset stomach and threw up in her grave
- her big shoulders (and penis) were sticking outside the grave hole
- graveyard keepers had to jump on top of her to really get her in there
- she had a massive erection (pee pee like Excalibur sword)
- pilgrims actually came and tried to pull her penis away like the excalibur sword
- worms refused to eat her so she never decomposted
- they mistook the embalming fluid for chocolate so rhea was pumped full of chocolate like an eclair
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you make fun of rhea ripley once and you have to listen to all these anonymous posts on 4chan how "you should be locked up!" and "I'm gonna laugh when the police arrests you!" and she just keeps talking about me being tied up, restrained, forcefully lobotomized, raped in jail - and im like can you please shut up?

ok, I made a few jokes about kidnapping her… the woman is obsessed with having me restrained and put inside prisons and raped. And she has these fake sockpuppet accounts on twitter like "christy stoke", keeps taunting me "buddy gets to fuck her and youre jealous", calls me a subhuman pig and it just keeps getting weirder. That woman has issues man…we call it the tim tam disorder.

you know - my favorite movies are the jackal and the mechanic. movies about professional hitmen who get away with assassinating people. pretty normal, right? rhea's favorite movie is about a killer clown who stabs people with a knife. she wants to be a killer clown that makes men afraid of her. She even admitted it on video that she wants to be like the clown because it makes her "feel strong"

fucking bitch acts like shes 16 hitting puberty and has all these weird sexual fetishes. Honestly, if you ask me 100% serious my fetish would be im married to a rich, hot woman and I dont have to work, like i give her massages and shit, kinky stuff and then i write my books and workout by the pool. Rhea is like that bitch from diabolik, eva kant. She fantasizes about some jewel thief putting a dagger to her throat, but then the police catches him and she puts a dagger on his throat, geddit? cause now shes in control geddit? she wants to "Tame" tarzan from the jungle geddit?

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No one cares you fat pedo lmao.

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>>11237
aunty rhea
i have defeated you on x
i have defeated you on 4chan
i have defeated you on soyjak
i have defeated you on youtube
on every front i have defeated you
from websites to writing
you are defeated aunty rhea
i even got leaner and now do falling pushups and weighted dips
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Literally an overweight fatfuck who spends all day and night ban evading but don’t worry. I’ll be here
To keep reporting you even when you evade. I fucked your wife btw with my big Polish dick



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Nigerian player Christian Ebere scores with his gigant BBC against Peñarol giving Nacional's 50th league title in the uruguayan league


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rumors are they dropped rea ripre in the grave by accident during the funeral, accidentally hanged her. worst funeral ever… and there was a mite infestation so the mites ate her wooden casqet and her. they mistook her for wood. 0 people attended, in fact it was minus 2, because the two graveyard keepers got bored and didnt even bother to bury her, and they said "eeeh lets just let nature bury her, its starting to rain bro" so rea ripri was decomposing openly before enough leaves fell on her from the trees to finally "Bury her" then the mites ate her. Then some necromancer came and exhumed the grave powdering her bones for elixirs and natural cures. and the necromancer put her skull inside his pizza oven cause its funny…and every time he would bake a pizza the skull will be there inside the oven bakin next to the pizza addin a little "zazz" to the 'za

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a pope speaks on rhea ripley's funeral to 0 people
"we've gathered here today…well by we i mean me… to celebrate the death of our beloved wrestler rhea ripley… but before we drop her in her grave like a turd let me tell you about kiril's new book "psychological transcendence" that is published now on apple books, barnes & noble and kobo! and also we gonna put it on amazon and printed..and audiobook.
rhea ripley on the other hand….is not a published writer on psychology…she just spent her life collecting labubu dolls and being a miserable bitch that wouldnt even check on her biggest fans when they were depressed. so um…buy kiril's book and lets drop this bitch in the fucking grave.

also soyjak mods are TRANNIES that decided to BAN ME after i single handedly kept his site alive for MONTHS. they decided to ban me so their site can stay dead. so a round of applause for THESE FUCKING RETARDS PLEASE!!!

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>cant get over on /pw/ so he resorts to samefagging someone who likes his posts
>comes back here to no dimes
Jej fatty



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after the next 3 days are up, I'm most likely gonna attempt to dispute my ban through appeal.
I got banned on 4chan for 30 days for a post about Roxanne Perez, even though i tried to defend her when it comes to that serious situation
to show that there's some psycho stalker on X wanting to unalive Roxanne.
That's the second time that person's done it now. But my haters and the PW mods don't care. They act like i'm the biggest anti-christ of their bubble.

mainly fuck their PW board. Their PW board is the worst, they expect us to keep it wrestling and only wrestling. But the problem is, wrestling as a whole is in the gutter. Nobody outside the bubble respects wrestling, because all the companies are trash and put out a garbage product. And these new age wrestling fans have no fucking clue how to live outside of the wrestling bubble.

the vast majority of society have far more respect for Anime and Manga (cartoon characters) than wrestling. Most people would rather watch Dragon Ball Z, One Punch Man, Naruto etc. than WWE, AEW, TNA, AAA, MLW, GCW, CMLL etc.

when i go to any of their other spaces, i have a better time at Adult Requests, Retro Games, Television & Film, Comics & Cartoons, Food & Cooking, Sports, even the Random and Anime/Manga spaces etc than i do with a dying breed of entertainment like PW
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>>11221
>> Mandy did OnlyFans on the side thinking Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Albert weren't gonna find out and catch on to one of their active talents operating an OF.
The funny thing about that is that Mandyjanny was the one that kept signal boosting her lewds. Literally took food off her plate and got her fired.

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>>>11221
>>> Mandy did OnlyFans on the side thinking Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Albert weren't gonna find out and catch on to one of their active talents operating an OF.
>The funny thing about that is that Mandyjanny was the one that kept signal boosting her lewds. Literally took food off her plate and got her fired.
Mandyjanny simps for Mandy Rose and her OF. He probably pays a fuckton of money to check her lewd content out. Mandy and her pimp boyfriend are the reason why Cora Jade got hooked onto OF, even though Cora (much like Deonna Purrazzo) isn't clearly built for OF nor is she cut out for the lifestyle like Mandy, Paige-Saraya, Lacey Evans and Paige VanZant are.

the reason why i said Cora wouldn't fare well on OF is because her OF content would just be bikini pics and half-assed instead of going all the way with it like Mandy, Paige-Saraya, Lacey and VanZant actually do.

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>>11228
>Cora (much like Deonna Purrazzo) isn't clearly built for OF nor is she cut out for the lifestyle
Facts. She's hating every minute of it.

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KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER HEAT OF NINETEEN NINETY TWO

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>>11111 (OP)
KEK WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!

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quints

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and it's Wolfie/Lundy's own fucking fault for glazing over Kevin Nash too much, as if he's on the same tier as Hogan, Piper and Flair when in reality, Nash is second-tier star at best.

I'll give Nash some credit for being far more charismatic, endurance and wrestling ability than his lesser talented Kliq buddy Scott Hall though.



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