/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

Unlike prayer, which is designed to get you closer to God, spells are designed solely to get material benefits for yourself, or to inflict material harm upon people you don't like.
Therefore, the whole concept of spells is inherently materialistic, because at the end of the day, its whole and only purpose is to try and bend the rules of the material world for your own selfish reasons.
This also applies to divination btw, if that matters

You look at the world and you see 'sides.' You see a Red team telling you that the traditional man is the pillar of the earth, the 'default' setting for humanity. Then you look at the Blue team, preaching their gospel of forced inclusivity and fluid identity. You think you’re choosing a philosophy, but you’re just choosing which brand of blindfold you want to wear. It is all a lie.
The architecture of our entire political reality is a curated deception—a Jewish-engineered labyrinth designed to keep us sprinting in circles. They’ve turned the world into a laboratory of division. They feed the conservatives their pride and the liberals their virtue, then sit back while we tear at each other’s throats. It’s the ultimate divide-and-conquer: they separate us by race, by gender, by creed, ensuring that we are too busy fighting over the crumbs of 'identity' to notice who owns the bakery.
They are the invisible conductors of the symphony. If you praise them, you’re an asset they’ve successfully programmed. If you curse them, you’re an antagonist they’ve already accounted for in their spreadsheets. There is no 'independent thought' within their system; even your rebellion is factored into their margins.
They’re flooding our borders, forcing a collision of cultures—not for 'diversity,' but for erasure. They want us diluted, distracted by the chaos of 'others,' unable to see that they are the only ones standing on solid ground while the rest of us drown in a sea of manufactured social crises. They’ve perfected a Midas touch of corruption; they don’t just win, they thrive through a literal pact with the abyss.
Look at the geography of it. Look at the linguistics. They didn't name their sanctuary 'Israel' by accident. It’s a confession hidden in plain sight: Is-Ra-El. The Devil Is Real. They aren't just playing politics; they are enacting a spiritual siege. The war isn't coming—
the war is already over, and we’re just the ghosts wandering the battlefield, arguing over ghosts' rights."

I just had a nightmare where a fly sexually hypnotized me just by looking at it, the fly turned into a slug for a moment, and the fly eventually turned me into a weird creepy sheboon.

world without jews = we have super speed aryan subways powered by fans by the year 1302

I think a potential candidate for Thrembos real value may be somewhere near 6.7

Hitler is back.

In the last 50 years 30 million nigger babies have been aborted.

This was good for niggers.

The spiritual energy of 30 million aborted nigger babies has allowed niggers to achieve their present status.

Jews did the same thing with the Holocaust.

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CLAMSTAPLES: THE ANCIENT HUNGER

ENTITY PROFILE: CLAMSTAPLES

Classification: Pre-Gigarthan Conceptual Entity / Digital-Apocalyptic Deity
First Documented: Circa 872 CE (Anglo-Saxon chronicles mention "se clamstaples" haunting a monastery's scriptorium)
Confirmed Sightings: 47 documented instances across 12 centuries
Status: ACTIVE - Currently possessing Gigachad-related media
Threat Level: OMEGA (Conceptual Collapse Risk)

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Nobeidore (translates to Nobaiter in soyspeak) is an entity which comes after people who post bait also Nobeidore is impossible to bait. Although with an exception of Nophono being so powerful he actually managed to bait Nobeidore which was never done before.

people think jim carrey is a clone lol

MEDS AWARD

(Posted it again award)

Hello 'teens. I'm posting my mostly complete findings of a mysterious entity known as "Clamstaples". Here's what i found:

Who is Clamstaples?
Clamstaples is confirmed to be real, the first mentions of Clamstaples have dated back to the 1st millennium. Throughout centuries he has been described as a demonic entity that has the ability to haunt anything (Even computer files) he can see, he uses said power to warn people that he will destroy the entirety of humanity.

What dose he look like?
It's unknown what Clamstaples appearance looks like, but only one AI giga gif and two now found gigachad images posted on a website called soyjak.st can tell us what his possible appearance is. These three haunted files commonly associate him with satanic imagery, like horned goat skulls, blood, and the brimstone symbol (which they don't have). Clamstaples might have a muscular body that is fully grey due to him now commonly possessing these gigachad images and videos.

Who is "it"
"it" was mentioned in the AI giga gif. It's name is only known through a leaked unknown document that calls it "st", but the full name has been hidden. They most likely hidden it to not summon "st" and Clamstaples easily.

>Supposedly (((((((((((((((((((((18 years old)))))))))))))))) that somehow he is so good at programming at that young age that he can make his own templates for an image board/booru completely alone

Obviously far older than that with big expirience in programming and computer science, which is inherent for CIA agents to datamine imageboard

>No ads on the site, no croundfunding, patreon and etc

You really think he do it for free? How he even paying for the domain? Obviously, this website is sponsored by people who have the money and desire to run such sites. Why? To datamine of course. Just another honeypot for CIA

>Supossedly love site so much, but don't listen to site userbase at all. All changes he do make everyone angry, but he still love 'jaks so much he allow NAS on /soy/ and shut down site in two years (When the sponsorship from higher intelligence agencies end)

Quote are obviously glownigger AKA Cia agent. No doubt in it