Today, a series of cacas decided to raid the newly formed /b/ board as an act of rebelion against it. Multiple cacas flooded the board with pictures of babyjak and various messages (the most famous one being " /caca/ VVQN "), in order to ruin the goon sesh for the new users of the board, who were flooding it with diverse degenerate media 24/7. After hours of spamming, the 12345 get was getting closer, and all the caca posters decided to organize and get it before any gooner or soy poster could, and sooner than said, /caca/ won.

Will this mark the beggining of an ongoing war between two boards? Only time will tell.

Fat cat becomes top tourist attraction on Google for town in Poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacek

Recently, the /b/ board has been recently added if you didn't notice at the top bar of this site.

""Xenobiological Visionary Studies Research Facility""

Żu soli bāt garīr for māt bunāu işrunat, dauiati jameate şummiţat ve womeati żi wurdira nutil şaşti aneh ķenareye ordeig anu ednā zuzui asreat. Aru elgeati ausē şummiţat XViSī (xenobiologiat toliat ralaye) şankat şeşlat şie, edna şogiat gorāt heinig le ralāti XViSu anu ednā māeat stifmiţire zaniat dal nutla orī arir. Ause ruherat negeye vara koeri, nāgidi, ve mīl şankatu untuig aru XViSia, nungidiat wahiat fiaż le erveid wurdir lobu jameate ve luidi.

""Fauris"" trelir lai 2020, XViSi şisraig dro ednā zineat leseau zuet sīs, hareir zuet, erej, fulu, ve nacis, riad da sualis edna eieli basiat: le murdid detneşi şaştau jameat ve wahīd fiaż le ackoid dal nutla şaşti aneh. Şeşlati dru maig ednār orkei tranat sīs, saulava żo bobeli tole mai beogidiat, jotlir zuet le tugeid bela lētava żuava wadeid wehe. Arjeati żi reghati XViSu hufeig żo ednā nageir leķat bevoau unrāt trenir duvo kuckiga orei jameate, unoeig yeim miefişai psyçonauti mai kaun, wara adlīd zaniat dal nutla şaşti robel. Ause unrāt, mogmuig dal keina sauadiair handat ve rufeat treuat, jeutis edna basti alenat żi şummiţati agādie kazti wokid:

> “That group focused on using psychedelics as an adjunct to psychotherapy for different conditions, while we focused more on investigating the human mind using intentionally altered states of consciousness. We formulated a new compound, called DENIED. This substance is the child of 1-CP-LSD, at least that's what we wanted it to be; it happened it is a totally new substance the XViS guys call 'the contact substance.'”

""Aru"" bekgidiati XViSu şankun kruhati XViSu şie, edna rūsat watāt fli mair miefişi waeh lamtig aru kalkata kuckig orei jameate. Şeşlati anmeye contirol laig neleat trenae, lubui anu psilocybinata, DMTat, ve LSDis, anu neiga ruţau fiaż nāgidi. Wuer mute eifeai degāt le sataid krasi wehe ve mufī fauli siat arutil leseira ado norkiga neat. Fro agādia neat, zuet baheat arieat faherat ditzir helī sauadiat handir waeh, jotlir wehe le saurid sauadu gefadi kuckige orei jameate.

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The (now former) MtF troonjak owner of Forsaken, a Dead by Daylight inspired troonslop roblox game, was exposed earlier in March of this year. However, after they released a heckin' response, all of the troonslop games' fans forgot about everything.

Turns out the google docs nigger was right, and souldrivenlove was exposed for the following things:
supporting a neo-nazi with money (GEEEEG chuddrivelove??)
Refusing to fire a pedophile from their team (OH NONONONO)
SPREADING REAL 'p OF A MINOR AND CATFISHING SAID MINOR, and encouraging the use of drawn 'p to harass minors ()
used xis friends to cover up the actions that xe did
Lied in troonslop expose videos (example P*rlo's video)

The result? The troonslop game now has new owners
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Kanye West, also known as Ye, best known for his controversial tracks such as "I Gave My Cousin Head" and "Nigga Heil Hitler", announced this morning that he will no longer be anti-semitic. It is suspected he got coerced by da joos because they just did ok.

today, as of 09/05/2025, froot resigned his role as the owner of soyjak.party, giving the role to quote (literal who)
frootists, infuriated, created their own splinter as of 10/05/2025 at 1am, named cobson.party, people say there that the rulecucking is BRIMSTONE and that you need a whitelisted ip to check there, and that the only way to get your ip whitelisted is somehow talking to the admins.
https://cobson.party/

IN a devastating blow to Lesotho, President Donald Trump’s administration has cancelled the US$300 million (about M6 billion) aid package, under the Millennium Challenge Corporation (MCC) Compact II programme, for this Kingdom.

The cancellation of this second Compact – that would have seen the United States pour at least M6 billion – in health and horticultural projects to help economic development and poverty alleviation in Lesotho is perhaps the most crushing and debilitating of Mr Trump’s measures against the Kingdom, since the US leader announced his measures to reconsider all American aid which he does not believe aligns with America’s global interests.

The first Compact (Compact I), which ran from September 2008 to September 2013, saw America pour US$362 million (about M7 billion) into the building of clinics and hospitals and educational facilities across Lesotho, significantly boosting access to services particularly in the most remote parts of the country.

After some delays, caused by concerns about Lesotho’s human rights situation, the second Compact (Compact II) was eventually put into force on 31 March 2024.

The M6 billion Compact II was intended to finance health and horticulture projects aimed at revitalising the economy and further enhancing healthcare services for hundreds of thousands of Basotho.

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https://x.com/botttlerocket/status/1926462904494072062
A valid transwomxn has successfully used her mommy magic to fix Joe Biden's prostate cancer. Yippee!

Today, BiBiCea was hijacked by the hacker known as "4Chan". Experts say "BiBiCea will convert into a therapy building. (Shoykelstein)".