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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 19:04:34 №26798 [Reply]

sh0rty

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 21:34:42 №26802

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>>26798 (OP)

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 01:45:18 №26812

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>sh0rty

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:58:38 №26749 [Reply]

I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 00:26:31 №26750

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Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:25:00 №26756

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Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 19:10:15 №26761

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>>26749 (OP)

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 20:43:56 №26800

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:49:37 №26804

>>26761 everi toss cares about

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i stubbed my toe today :( Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 03:38:15 №26357 [Reply]

I stubbed my toe today and I went
>YEOWAOWA! THAT HURTED!

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Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:49:23 №26688

poor guy :(

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:41:16 №26690

That's fucked..

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:39:00 №26760

why is this retarded thread I made still up on the news section tf?

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 06:13:00 №26772

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>>26357 (OP)
No more footjob?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:43:07 №26792

>>26357 (OP)
i wish it was me instead of you

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:37:02 №26796

>>26760
blame me i cut my skin on a fan

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Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:31:02 №26708 [Reply]

The notorious fed-supporting, privacy-hating owner of Palantir has fled to Argentina.
This is likely because he knows the feds are going to turn the USA into even more of a shithole

and also because he wants to meet Adolf Hitler.

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:56:10 №26712

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"Coincidentally" also outside of Israel's Jericho Missile range

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:57:51 №26713

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>>26708 (OP)

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 15:14:41 №26715

shit nofloyd or nokirk cares about

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:43:46 №26787

>>26715
all news is SNCA the difference is that i'm honest about it

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 00:09:26 №21624

up

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 21:02:05 №22900

i will keep on bumping you

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 14:10:35 №22978

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 13:25:49 №24527

seka bump

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:48:39 №26780

Go up

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kek this threads html hasnt updated yet

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HALF LIFE 3 MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:10:31 №26774 [Reply]

https://x.com/summergamefest/status/2061178205160296693
The official account of Summer Game Fest published this post on xitter that says:
"Hopium for __ getting announced this week."
>OOOOOYYYYYYY NEW HALF LIFE GAME???
Maybe, honestly idk its just a theory.
If its actually half life 3 i'm gonna sell my house to buy it

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 10:37:26 №26775

>>26774 (OP)
Meds

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 13:16:22 №26779

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>>26774 (OP)

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Today is International Cacas Day! Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:16:09 №26766 [Reply]

Happy Cacas Day to all the cacas who still use this site and are not banned!

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:19:28 №26767

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>>26766 (OP)

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 02:02:04 №26768

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>>26766 (OP)

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Official White House xitter profile posts chad template Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:27:50 №26759 [Reply]

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2060857877053526234

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:04:55 №26764

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>>26759 (OP)

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Trvke Pending... Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:32:57 №26727 [Reply]

Marrowbreach may have contributed DNA to the Houndgar due to Proteavirus… Two Weeks! In other news, Peter Griffin has died from Masefield Syndrome so isn't available to comment!

https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 03:34:37 №26732

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>>26727 (OP)

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 08:33:03 №26734

>>26732
A Ghost!

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:31:56 №26758

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>>26727 (OP)

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Nintendo Switch turns 9 Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 16:25:51 №23227 [Reply]

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch

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Chud 03/08/26 (Sun) 12:58:33 №23448

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My switch is on and I'm listening to Klaus Schwab's WEF speech on it.
AMA?

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 04:15:54 №23468

>>23368
>>23340
He's right doe. The famitsu tax is a real thing which you can't discuss on regular platforms since most people think you're either a schizo or a chud for even thinking about such a thing as a foreign company having having some sort of national bias.

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 00:53:44 №23525

>>23228
im glad it exists because we wouldn't have the squid whores

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 02:43:14 №23530

wahoo i wuv mario wahoo

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 20:45:34 №23585

maneee I feel old

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:56:14 №26746

they are trying to slide this

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