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 20379[Reply]

He's still surfing to page 40, niggas.

 20381

oy

 20382

but why



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 20260[Reply]

George "Israel" Floyd, 41, known for his viral skits alongside Derek Chauvin has passed away today.

 20261

gem

 20378

Free my nigga he can't breaf under that rubble



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 19866[Reply]

Nate Higgers and Soytan plushes available for purchase online at this website:

https://fluffysouls.shop/products/custom-plush-for-kyle-goldstein

The company also takes custom requests if you submit a drawing of a special 'jak or NAS you want

https://fluffysouls.shop/
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 19945

>>19939
Ah, so that's what's up. Well, if that's the case, why not spam them with some Z Propaganda plushy requests or dead ukros o algo?

 19970

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seems like nate and 'tan were nished but this nigger is still here

 19988

>>19945
kill you'reself go to >>>/pol/

 20104

>>19988
Seething pig, go pay for these EPI Plushies to fund jewlenskys war

 20244

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i will not buy it

 20370

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>>19943
'teens, I've ordered the jartycuck slopjak plushie. It's vantablack, just as I wanted!



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 20353[Reply]

It seems like the extent of them are that Tom might be abusive and a general o algo, read the Kiwi Farms thread on xim for more info o algo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/turkey-tom-tomdark-notaturkey-tomdarklive-anonbirdd-thomas-larry-hanson.205006/page-64#post-23451719

 20355

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 20357

tldr

 20359

>>20357
Basically he (allegedly) is a sex pest and is abusive, at least from what I've seen

 20365

Up

 20367

Aiden underground implicated as for some reason he knew about it and only thought now it was ok to expose it



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 20362[Reply]

He was 62 years old, and the cause of death was acute heart failure.
https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/696884a19a79470f9810d264

 20437

snca



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 20121[Reply]

In the early hours of January 13th, American author and cartoonist Scott Adams has passed away at the age of 68 from metastatic prostate cancer.

He was best known for creating Dilbert, an award-winning comic strip that ran on several of the largest US newspaper publications from 1989 to 2023. In 2018, he became a political commentator and podcaster on his YouTube channel Real Coffee until his health decline in late 2025.


Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
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 20262

dillbert is the only good forced meme

 20280

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Being named dilbert

 20304

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

 20315

Rest in Agartha

 20344

rip nigger is deathbert now

 20349

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>In the early hours of January 13th, American author and cartoonist Scott Adams has passed away at the age of 68 from metastatic prostate cancer.
>
>He was best known for creating Dilbert, an award-winning comic strip that ran on several of the largest US newspaper publications from 1989 to 2023. In 2018, he became a political commentator and podcaster on his YouTube channel Real Coffee until his health decline in late 2025.
>
>
>Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams



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 19940[Reply]

https://reclaimthenet.org/uk-expands-online-safety-act-to-mandate-preemptive-scanning

A major expansion of the UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) has taken effect, legally obliging digital platforms to deploy surveillance-style systems that scan, detect, and block user content before it can be seen.

We're watching an AI surveillance state develop in progress.
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 20151

A government that abuses its power and contradicts the will of the people it is designed to serve will not survive in the long term without extensive cunning and deception.
>reddit space
Your government makes concessions and compromises, and will continue to do so to keep you docile and prevent you from resisting. They might relax digital ID and censorship laws, establish some semblance of border security, or deport migrants in small numbers, but the ultimate goal of the system and its (((rulers))) still remains: The complete extinction of your people, eradication of your culture, rewriting of your history, destruction of your traditions, and the establishment of a cultureless, raceless, borderless economic zone with a mass surveillance state in its place.
>reddit space
The system does and will do everything in its power to prevent any event that would pose a threat to its power, whether it be a large-scale revolt by the general population, a civil war, coup, or other such event, because it is aware that even in such extreme circumstances, public opinion and the remaining support for the current establishment would likely drop to near-zero in a matter of days.
>reddit space
I am not condoning the use of political violence, nor is this intended to be a threat. I am bringing light to a historical phenomenon.

 20152

>>20151
Trump could kill that country overnight by offering every white British a free viza. Only pensioners and browns would stay there.

 20275

Scan my ass niggerbot 3000

 20322

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>>20035
read the article and follow through the links

gg its over for civilisation were all going to hell

 20328

A lot of parents don't really want to stop it. Perverts ruin everything.

 20342




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 20126[Reply]

Nigerian Slavewife cooked me Jollof Rice for lunch today and i enjoyed it
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 20177

I care fan about this

 20178

snca

 20240

seca
<Flood detected; Post discarded.

 20325

Are you white?

 20329

Are we currently hearing from a WEST AFRICAN TVRKARYAN or a white guy????

 20330

No seriously how's life? What are you doing and what is your overall relationship with your wife o otra cosas?



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 20326[Reply]

das rite, im eatin 4 slices of pizza rn foh breakfast n shiet, also if you say dis is SNCA you're a dummy and you will never eat pizza again because dummies dont eat pizza


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 19828[Reply]

https://kuz.kolyma.net/blog.cgi/entry/1763887136

"The device itself was not to be considered a real part of our security setup, but more of a disaster-management tool. If the device was to ever be triggered, we were already in deep deep trouble. The way it worked was simple.

It relied mainly on thousands and thousands of honeypot files and folders scattered throughout the server, which were never accessed by any legitimate program. If any of these files were accessed, then one could say with certainty that an intruder has successfully made their way into the server. Though it had other triggers, with varying ranges of "sensitivity" that could also cause it to activate.

If this occurred, then the device would "detonate", i.e., the server would turn itself off. Turning the server off was not something we considered at first, for several reasons. Not the least of which being that it meant we would have to wait several days for someone to go to the centre and turn it back on. But simply booting off proved to be the most effective and immediate course of action in case of an intruder.

This would mean, that unless the intruder was able to determine, prior to accessing the server, which files were real and which were triggers, that any attempt to read or exfiltrate any data would instantaneously disconnect him from the server, locking him out permanently.

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 19829

I found this interesting so I decided to share it here

 19830

jannies pin dis mane

 19842

>>19828 (OP)
gemmy

 19843

>>19828 (OP)
but why would somebaldi touch files he isn't looking for?

 19908

>>19843
It's like if somephono tries reading files like /etc/passwd and other sensitive files I suppose

 20323

snca



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 20132[Reply]

Yesterday, Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia due to him not wanting brown people coaling up his website. This decision has not been in effect long enough too see if it was a good one, but only time will tell.
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 20307

>>20295
Ah, good I tought you were referring to Spaniards, Italians, Frenchs, and Romanians

 20308

>>20272
Quran always had such admin power?

 20310

>>>20295
>Ah, good I tought you were referring to Spaniards, Italians, Frenchs, and Romanians
no never, i myself am ethno-culturally italo-portuguese

 20318

>>20310
And I'm an Ethnic Franco-German, nice to meet you fellow white mutt.

 20319

>>20201
this also applies to irl friend groups doe

 20320

>>20319
Relationships suck, embrace egoism o algo



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 20146[Reply]

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 20231

Comment

 20239

seca

 20296

Slow news day huh

 20297

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>I also took a fat shit today

 20303

>>20297
did blud just take the shit that pythagoras cares about

 20313

You took a fat soyjack.party?



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 20281[Reply]

Feraljak microwaved his ramen for 3 minutes, but when he took it out the noodles were still kind of hard, so he's going to put it back in for another minute ‼️😳

 20287

ARYAN

 20288

INSANE NEWS BRO

 20290

Feral jak is snca

 20309

SECA



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 20199[Reply]

This exists

 20277

jarty fish

 20299

>>20199 (OP)
it looks like the fnf pedo soyjak



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 20253[Reply]

If you swim in /soy/, beware. The joons have spotted this shark swimming in those waters. Don't be the phono who gets eaten.

 20255

horrifying.

 20285




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