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as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.

Just thought it'd be geggy for you all to know that, unless you all already knew that, then ignore this o algo

Why would jannies do this geg

Sharty Leader Leonid Kozakov, whom Yuri Kuznetsov mentored, died, he got into an argument with his jarty neighbors, over gems. He would constantly have his little buddies over and they would scream "JARTYCUCK" at the top of their lungs. They would play The Gummy Bear Song very loud. He would frequently get into arguments with his Jarty neighbors and called them shitskins.

One night he brings over a forklift and says he will kick the soyvil war off and tries to force himself in their board. The Jartyniggers, who are users at jakparty.soy defended themselves with bots and bans and beat him to death. Local jannies will not charge them, as in Jarty law there is no duty to retreat inside your board.

This is what you Shartyfags get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not 2021 where you can raid random boards at will. Grow up.

Get invited to a religious event still get mad cuz they were not the center of attetion why are they like this , why cant they behave like normal humans and be humble and greatfull enough to be invited

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.

The Market of Appliers National Conference 2026 will be held in 43 days at the Soot Convention Center in Soyjak, ST.

This month the lexicographers at Oxford University Press have recognized ‘Rage Bait’ as Word of the Year for 2025.

According to Oxford, the phrase refers to internet content that is intentionally designed to be frustrating, illicit, or offensive with the goal of causing angry reactions to drive attention to the social media account responsible.

Rage Bait was a close contender with the phrases “Aura Farming” and “Biohack”. In an interview with BBC about why this particular word was chosen, president of Oxford Languages Casper Grathwohl said “The fact that the word 'rage bait' exists and has seen such a dramatic surge in usage means we're increasingly aware of the manipulation tactics we can be drawn into online… Before, the internet was focused on grabbing our attention by sparking curiosity in exchange for clicks, but now we've seen a dramatic shift to it hijacking and influencing our emotions, and how we respond.“

Additionally, Dictionary.com named “67” as its Word of the Year.


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Mark?

(((They))) (ACTUALLY ANYONE) can know/do the following if you have signal installed:
- What smartphone you are using
- When you use it: if your phone is locked/unlocked/running signal in the foreground
- Who you call
- Who you text
- Can DDoS the phone, drain mobile data and battery.

source:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.11194

Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
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Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
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No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.

holy shit mustard

Visit the following link to see the main thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14222744.html

A few hours ago, Nicholas James Kiggerson, fellow friend of Nathaniel Higgerson, Has been officially confirmed deceased at the age of 17 due to health issues.
He will always be in our hearts ♥️🟦2️⃣

Mark