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 27470[Reply]

Pride month made me trans I’m coming iut

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>>27470 (OP)



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 27483[Reply]

Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6 just from watching the recent trailer, which exploded online with more than 100 million views in less than 12 hours.

Director Marlon Wayans has openly said the goal of the new film is to bring comedy back to its original fearless style, promising jokes that don’t hold back and satire that isn’t afraid to push boundaries the way the early Scary Movie films once did. Wayans even joked that the movie plans to “cancel cancel culture,” arguing that comedy works best when it’s wild, chaotic, and unapologetic, exactly the formula that made the franchise one of the most talked-about parody series of the 2000s. See less

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>>27483 (OP)



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The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

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 24376

bump

 24483

>>23374
Kys Mutt faggot

 26747

>last reppy was 3/28/26
THEY ARE TRYING TO SLIDE THIS…

 26757

geg this shitskin is still seething

 27264

I believe This will be the cause of the collapse of the United States

 27489

>>23364
Obsessed swarthoid



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 27384[Reply]

Today, June 13th, is Kotoko Utsugi's birthday! Everyone wish the Li'l Ultimate Drama a happy birthday!
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 27386

kill yourself

 27387

get a life + built for White men

 27388

go to hell and die nigger

 27426

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Today, June 13th, is Kotoko Utsugi's birthday! Everyone wish the Li'l Ultimate Drama a happy birthday!

 27427

>>27387
She 10-12 years old according to Google ai

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>>27384 (OP)



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 27428[Reply]

Soyteens are helping with the effort to revive the caddo language, an american indian language spoken in Oklahoma which originates from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Texas.

Resources to help with learning 'cadospeak are here:
https://mycaddonation.com/language-preservation

https://www.ahalenia.com/kiwat/vocab.html

http://www.native-languages.org/caddo.htm

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 27434

>>27433 (OP)
HOLY SHIT HELL FROZE OVER

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>>27433 (OP)



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 27394[Reply]

welcome to soyjak party

 27395

Hi im op i wanted to bump myself

 27411

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>>27394 (OP)



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 27372[Reply]

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

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>>27372 (OP)

 27390

>>27372 (OP)
fuck off kike

 27486

(-18.474755737373*10^1000000^27^7372)²¹³⁷⁹/10 bait



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 26296[Reply]

Japan's government leaks about China, starts remilitarization, ramps up defense spending. Japanese pacifist oldtroons seethe about it:
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/2025xb/W/A_251464/16461694.html
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 26314

japan is like jarty

 26315

>>26314
it makes sense doe since they all starts with "ja"

 26320

they're about to turn into 50 iq white niggers and invade my country?

 26335

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Reminder that Sanae Takaichi is a Jewish ZOG puppet who wants to depopulate Japan by sending all Japanese men to go die in China, so she can have an excuse to fill Japan with jeets who are even more wagecuck goyim slaves than Jap salarymen
>arrow

 26336

>>26320
Пoчeму ты нe на фрoнтe, Мыкoла?

 27383

Japan is the Lesotho of East Asia btw ('pwise)



 27376[Reply]

Scientists made movies for chimpanzees (THEY LOVED IT)

 27377

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 27343[Reply]

Peter hurts his knee

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>>27343 (OP)

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 24699[Reply]

anime wabag
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 24726

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>>24699 (OP)

 27154

>>24699 (OP)
You draw that?

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 27358

>>24726
I care

 27359

>>27154
me, why?

 27360

>>27359
looks gud
Can I has more?



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 27344[Reply]

Many don't actually know this, but the layout of this website is perfectly curated to get things stuck in your head. They embed MKUltra mind control devices within images, including this one, to get you to do Quote's bidding. This has actually been done since Froot era btw. You might say, "Quote's bidding? But I can post all I want about how I hate him, so how am I doing his bidding?" The answer to this is that he's not activated it yet but he's planning to. Quote is going to engage a mass activation of these mind control devices and have us all en masse get naked and throw poop at people in our general vicinity. Not only that but he'll have us eat it afterwards, too. If you're new to this site, you can leave as it's not too late. But if you've spent more than a month here unfortunately the only thing you can do is get an extra durable belt to keep your pants on so you don't throw poop at people.

 27345

dis is true snopes said so

 27355

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>>27344 (OP)



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 26788[Reply]

Rick Chow, an Asian-American Convenience store owner chased down, shot, and killed a future doctor trying to rob his store in 2023.

Today, Rick Chow was just found not guilty.

Asians will probably be targeted in the coming months

ASIAN-AMERICANS WON

RICK CHOW WON

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 27299

Samefag vvin???

 27301

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Asians and basketballAmericans have been enemies since the L.A riots in 1992

 27305

>>27299
id glitch

 27319

thank God, one less in this world.

 27325

QRYQN

 27328

>>27301
you dont gotta do all that, just call them niggers bro



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 26895[Reply]

The Bank of England is to remove historical figures from banknotes - instead replacing them with wildlife.
<reddit space
The reason for the change is for a "Better standard of security along with a grander reflection of the United Kingdom's evolving cultural identity".
<reddit space
British citizens also have a say as to what animal they would like to see on the banknotes by voting for an animal such as a red squirrel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o
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 27164

>>27163
Rest in power.

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 27297

england is so gay anyway

 27298

I'd like twenty quote shekels please

 27302

>>27256
Ironic that Winston got replaced witha parakeet considering thats all he did durring his time.

 27323

>>26895 (OP)
ev&doe i dont live in the UK i want one of the animals to be a muslim nigger



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