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I believe in the gospel of judas Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 09:51:28 №7860 [Reply]

https://www.gospels.net/judas

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Head writer of Courage The Cowardly Dog dies at 58 Chud 03/21/25 (Fri) 00:54:56 №3631 [Reply]

David Steven Cohen, Head Writer of ‘Courage the Cowardly Dog,’ Passes Away at 58. His friend Jerry Beck, a historian of animation, broke the news on Facebook and revealed Cohen succumbed to cancer.

Courage The Cowardly Dog ran from 1999 to 2002, becoming an instant classic among American children for its blend of the adorable and the macabre.

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Chud 03/24/25 (Mon) 09:33:58 №3724

Rest in peace king

Chud 03/24/25 (Mon) 21:04:51 №3728

Literal who

Chud 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:29:27 №3776

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RIP King

God Bless him. Made my childhood frfr

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 01:51:14 №7449

Rest in peace.

Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 17:18:49 №7700

Rip and thank you

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 04:41:36 №7851

>>3631 (OP)
R.I.P David Cohen, see you in Aryan Heaven

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FROOT DELETING /SNEED/ Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 19:45:34 №7708 [Reply]

IT'S HAPPENING SNEEDBROTHERS

FAGGOT JANNY FROOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/

INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 10:01:54 №7725

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hey faggot!
you wanna get to sneed, ya gotta go through me first

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 10:16:13 №7727

>>7717
>900 get on a dead baord is considered impressive now

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 12:44:23 №7731

kill froot, behead froot, roundhouse kick froot into the concrete

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 13:33:32 №7735

God tier bait

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 21:40:18 №7749

>>7735
Real, nothing ever happens on this site

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 22:19:04 №7841

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>>7708 (OP)
THE SHARTY HAS FALLEN; MILLIONS MUST CHUCK

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11,000,000 GET TAKEN BY CTHULHU? Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 20:28:06 №7748 [Reply]

The 11,000,000 GET on /soy/ has been achieved, with it being "ct" many assuming it means Cthulhu, however the real meaning is unknown.

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Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:09:25 №7781

counter terrorist

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:04:55 №7783

Connecticut won

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 06:55:06 №7789

>>7748 (OP)
Cuthulu-erald

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 10:52:28 №7797

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG SEETHING ABOUT CTGODS AGAIN
GET OVER IT
CT WON
CTHULHU LOST

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 13:40:57 №7821

~~>>7777~~

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 14:22:54 №7823

maybe he had get stealer and before he could type cthulhu it posted

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We are so back Chud 04/02/25 (Wed) 22:28:28 №3854 [Reply]

We are now free from the Kolyma Network.

Chud 04/02/25 (Wed) 22:32:55 №3855

It was a larpp

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:51:31 №7815

>>3854 (OP)
qrd?

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google officially adds gem manager Chud 03/17/25 (Mon) 17:57:23 №3568 [Reply]

after weeks of lobbying, google finally ads "gem manager" to google

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 11:52:04 №7807

>>3568 (OP)
nothingburger award

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Trump Update Chud 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:33:19 №3777 [Reply]

TRUMP REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL PARDONING DEREK CHAUVIN

ALSO REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING LAUNCHING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION INTO THE BLM RIOTS IN 2020

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 11:49:52 №7805

cool but he should stop ruining the economy and get to acking trannies already

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TND car found in Romania Chud 04/07/25 (Mon) 06:37:53 №3932 [Reply]

The TND car was found in Romania, as seen on its license plate.

Other details on the license plate include:
-NT stands for Neamț county (literally translates to German county)
-the number on it is 18 (1=A, 8=H)

It is also worth noting that Suzuki, the manufacturer of the alleged TND car, calls their white paint "superior white".

Chud 05/04/25 (Sun) 21:03:30 №7657

up

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 09:27:39 №7724

bump

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 10:55:54 №7798

bvmp

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BREAKING: SOYTAN FUCKDOLLS RECALLED AFTER SEMTEX EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN 321 OF THE PLUSHIES Chud 05/05/25 (Mon) 12:28:42 №7687 [Reply]

May 5, 2025 — Authorities are investigating a shocking incident in which seven men—identified online as members of a fringe subculture referring to themselves as "Jartycucks"—were killed after their “Soytan” pleasure dolls exploded during use.

The dolls, designed for intimate companionship, were rigged with Semtex explosives concealed in their groin compartments. The blasts occurred almost simultaneously during a private gathering in rural New Mexico, leaving the scene completely devastated.

Investigators have traced the origin of the dolls to an unregulated multinational supply chain involving manufacturers in Lesotho, Burundi, Mexico, and Iran. Intelligence sources are probing whether the incident was an act of targeted sabotage or an industrial safety failure of criminal negligence.

Customs agencies and Interpol have issued warnings about unauthorized or counterfeit “Soytan” dolls potentially being weaponized. Several online vendors have already been shut down as part of an international crackdown.

No terrorist groups have claimed responsibility, but officials are not ruling out the possibility of extremist involvement. This incident marks the first known fatal use of sex tech as a delivery mechanism for explosives.

Y'all rockin with it?!

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Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 12:56:16 №7733

It was the jews

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 13:09:14 №7734

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>>7720

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 18:17:33 №7739

GOOD
TOTAL GOONER DEATH
NEVER TRQQN
NEVER GQQN

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 18:28:42 №7741

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Phoso ena ea dem white devils up ova in da U.S.A leka ho khafisa naha ea rona e tlotlehang ea Lesotho, ba Jartycuck bao

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 02:44:41 №7775

>>7687 (OP)
Holy fuck

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 02:50:43 №7780

>>7775
news that finally got my attention

BITCH GOT A PENIS Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 23:25:12 №7764 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ

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Nu-Salt has been found Chud 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:28:47 №3908 [Reply]

the salt contains at least 14.88% Soy, too soyentists are researching the chemical makeup, which as of yet is found to be similar to that of frogs. (nusaltcacas…)

Chud 04/08/25 (Tue) 00:22:33 №3951

FEATURE IT NOW TRANNY JANNIES

Chud 05/06/25 (Tue) 19:50:57 №7745

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