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This is an official collaboration with DreamWorks for the 25th anniversary of the franchise. The collection also includes Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, and Gingerbread Man. Prices for the figurines start at €159.
I know that almost nobody gives a shit but hey, i just want to make news!

Discord is now BANNING users who are using DiscordChatExporter, a command line archival tool.

Discord is owned in part by Chinese conglomerate Tencent. No messages on Discord are encrypted, even "private messages". Discord TOS permits them to use AI to read your messages.

An F-35 named Picke Rick manned by Soyjak reportedly took part in the military operations against the Islamic Chudpublic of I Ran.

The F-35 is already known as being the most soy enabled plane yet to enter the the inventory of Soynited States, with many of its electronic features having been developed by Nintendo. It now is being proven in operations against despicable chuds.

Today is the birthday of Gold Ship, a retired Japanese thoroughbred racestallion. During his 2011-2015 career he won thirteen races including the Satsuki Shō and the Kikuka Shō, the first and third legs of the Japanese Triple Crown. He earned ¥1,397,767,000 during his career. Gold Ship is known for his unpredictable temperament, with major wins being interspersed with inexplicably poor efforts.
Gold Ship is heavily featured in the gachaslop game Umamusume: Pretty Derby and, after the game's western release in 2025, became the "xhe's literally me!!" character for thousands of troons and obnoxious weeaboos.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Ship

As you can see, it is very fascinating

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch

Following Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's controversial decision to deport two Nigerian serial rapists, which has left Europeans in a wave of shock and questioning the Republic's allegiance to democracy, the Republic of Bibisi has declared secession from Italy.

Little is known about the leader of the insurgency, but independent sources suggest that he was the former administrator of a large imageboard. In a televised address he proclaimed in front of a cheering crowd: "We have had enough of Meloni's neofascist regime and gang of crooked bigots! I promise that every of my citizens will have a Sudanese BBC bull and in two generations all whitebois will be extinct and replaced by a superior mulatto race."

The new republic comprises a large phallus-shaped area stretching from Central Italy, all the way to the northern border. "This is ridiculous", Meloni said in an emergency address. "This area belongs to the Italian Republic and no terrorist will take it from us." Upon being asked how she plans to take the Italian claim, she replied: "We have an offer the terrorist leader cannot refuse. Deep in the jungles of the Congo, we have found the largest BBC in the world. It's just a massive chunk of meat, you can't even see the person attached to it. We have two chinook helicopters transporting him to Italy right now. The terrorist leader can have it, if he immediately surrenders his army and gives up his claim."

Upon being asked if he will take up Meloni's offer, the leader replied: "I don't know… maybe, I stil have to think about it Nyaaaaa <3 :3". In response to this turn of events, the United States have laid sanctions on Italy, banning the import of all Italian goods. In a televised address, US Preisdent Donald Trump explained: "It's a large BBC, the largest BBC you've ever seen. I've seen it myself, it's a huge chunk of meat. So I said, Gio - I call her Gio, you cannot have this much BBC for yourself. The American people need BBC, the world needs BBC. You can't have it." The European Court of Human Rights (EHCR) condemmned President Trump's actions, stating that "Treating living people like goods is inreconcilable with our shared values of democracy and human rights". In a fiery tweet, President Trump attacked the European Union saying:

"THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF TREATING AFRICAN PEOPLE LIKE GOODS BECAUSE I SAID HOW IMPORTANT BBC IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BBC EUROPE IS GETTING. THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO AFRICA, IPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

On Saturday, 28th February, 2026, Cat Katerovich also known as Catter online has passed away at the age of 20 at around 20:43 from a drug overdose. Many of you do not know this but Catter struggled with depression so he dealt with it through addiction such as nicotine, alcohol, and opoid addiction. While many of us including Broot and Doll urged him to stop and seek a better way of coping with stress and depression, he refused to listen. He didn't want to get better because he thought there was no reason to. This deeply saddened us as we truly saw him as a good friend. Catter has a loving family and many friends who love him dearly. In his work, his coworkers said they all enjoyed working with him even despite the darkness he had in his heart. I hope people would be more aware of what goes on inside the minds of jannies and how they suffer for their volunteer work. The constant harassment from others for his thankless work pushed him to near suicide and eventually his overdose. We should show our gratitude to those people who feel alone and show them that they are loved and wanted. We should take our time to understand how others feel before doing or saying anything to them as that could be the difference between them living happily with their family and friends and an early grave. I already donated my money in honor of Catter and hope drug abuse will eventually be a thing of the past but for now we will have a moment of silence for Catter and hope he rests peacefully now. Rest in peace

popular pirate streaming site p-stream was raped by legal stuff bla bla
its gone itts over

It was recently discovered that the 'cord server for Microslop's Copilot (Yes there's a Microsoft 'cord server, I didn't know this existed either) filters the word "microslop", which was popularized after the CEO of the company asked people to stop calling AI slop

This got so bad that Microsoft had to (((shut it down)))

On 19 February, The UK Police arrested former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor due to misconduct in the public office over ties to Jeffrey Epstein

https://apnews.com/article/britain-epstein-andrew-former-prince-arrested-fb0b9e738bf7ede10651914ee3f3583d
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t

Rare Nintoddler VVIN?

https://aftermath.site/nintendo-tariffs-sue/

Today, American video game studio Wildlight Entertainment has announced that its hero shooter Highguard will be permanently shutting down and receiving its final update on March 12th. Despite having nearly a year of planned content, the decision comes from the game's remarkably poor playercount (peaked at 97,249 and has fallen to 335 as of March 3rd) as a failure 'to build a sustainable player base to support the game long term.'
Highguard has been frought with widespread criticism for the duration of its lifespan, from its highly divisive and underwhelming 'grand reveal' at The Game Awards in December to its lackluster gameplay, performance issues, and kernel-level anti-cheat. Shortly after launch, Wildlight suffered massive layoffs due to the game's turbulent launch, with many former devs blaming 'toxic gamers' for the game's failure. Additionally, it was revealed that Tencent had financially supported Highguard's development and pulled funding as soon as it flopped, accelerating the collapse and revealing that Wildlight had effectively pretended to be an indie studio.

Highguard lasted only 37 days post-launch, outliving Concord by 23. All 7 of its fans are devastated.


Source: https://x.com/PlayHighguard/status/2028923492125819287

Kino just dropped

https://youtu.be/JZxj_c0g5lU?si=3J4O-HU0fdUEJG-k