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True crime pooners arrested after plotting to murder student who resembled Adam Lanza Chud 02/06/26 (Fri) 17:29:54 №21526 [Reply]

https://www.survivalworld.com/news/student-allegedly-stalked-and-tried-to-murder-a-classmate-because-she-thought-he-resembled-sandy-hooks-adam-lanza-whom-she-was-in-love-with/
>Martinez reports that investigators say Valdez – who he notes identifies as “Jimmy” – planned to attack a fellow student at school, and that the arrest report describes a scenario where the victim would be confronted in an upstairs bathroom.
>According to the documents Martinez cited, investigators say Valdez described pulling the student inside and then stabbing him, mentioning injuries like a stomach stab or a throat cut, which is part of why the case is being treated as a premeditated and attempted homicide situation rather than a vague threat.
>Martinez says the alleged motive described in the report is unusual and disturbing, because investigators say Valdez told them she heard voices telling her that killing the boy would create what she called a “blood bond” with Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook shooter, and that this bond would bring Lanza back to life.
Fat brown pooners strike again GEG

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Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 00:57:20 №21672

GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 03:48:12 №21678

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>>21526 (OP)

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 05:07:31 №21686

>>21583
she looks like a baby

kys

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 13:19:43 №21691

>>21583
she looks like her parents are related

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 14:25:56 №21695

>>21691
geg

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 17:07:58 №21699

>this bond would bring Lanza back to life
literal schizo

SATANIST CHILD CONSUMERS OYYY Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 14:40:00 №21697 [Reply]

EPIstein emails suggest the existence of a global child-eating cult.
Her last ex-girlfriend 'confess' the existence of this Luciferist global cult but also saying that EPItein was forced to finance them via blackmailing on xer xitter (not fact checked).

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fat black man eats cake Chud 02/06/26 (Fri) 21:53:36 №21532 [Reply]

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Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 15:19:05 №21590

i find this hard to believe

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 20:21:12 №21609

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>

xem Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 02:09:47 №21630

xem yo

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 05:20:46 №21637

huh

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 03:47:33 №21676

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Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 11:58:17 №21689

Q predicted this

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satoko_hojou_fan passes away Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 13:55:11 №19420 [Reply]

Juan Pedro Franco (also known by his online alias satoko_hojou_fan) a Mexican man known for holding the biggest boy award, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.
"Los takis… too muchos takis-BRAAAAAAAAAAAP" were his reported last words
Before dying, he stated he could rest in peace knowing los gringos would forever stay obsessed about him o algo

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Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 15:07:56 №19477

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Send me to Satoko. I wanna be with Satoko…

Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 18:33:36 №19499

SWACA

Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 20:04:42 №19504

you gringos so obsessed wit mi you brought me back from the dead o algo

Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 20:17:41 №19505

obsessed

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 12:37:19 №20589

bump

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 17:38:16 №21659

obsessed kidney infection

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Neutralplier and his son has unfortunately passed away today. Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 08:09:54 №19875 [Reply]

Today, on the 9th of January, 2026, a beloved father, Neutralplier was in his nest with his son and he was introducing himself to someone before they got shit by a man, authorities do not know the perpetrators intentions or identity, but, we will say Rest In Peace.

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Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 09:23:10 №19950

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WAAAAAAH

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 16:26:36 №19952

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Rip in piss Neutralplier

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 18:57:45 №19956

>>19952
kys

Chud 01/12/26 (Mon) 00:22:04 №19992

Everyphono cares fan about this

Chud 01/13/26 (Tue) 17:51:11 №20123

vp

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 16:14:40 №21656

>>19952
tsmt

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Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 14:47:18 №21652 [Reply]

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 14:59:17 №21653

i already know its gonna be a boring ahh video when i see a kick streamer surrounded by women like bro post something else 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chud 02/15/26 (Sun) 04:12:05 №22005

>>21652 (OP)
>more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
>i is esl
>i post based clips nigga, why does nobody reply to my post
>i thought this black/pol/led chud website cares about kick cuz its le heckin' right wingerino and validating for my filipino femboy white supremacist boyfriend

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Clavicular ran into a frat leader at ASU and got brutally frame mogged by him👀😂 Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 14:30:31 №21649 [Reply]

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 14:42:41 №21651

shit i didn't realize someone already posted this

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Kim Jong Un executes cacas over watching squid game Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 03:28:07 №21634 [Reply]

Recently, it has been exposed that the Supreme Leader has executed schoolchildren over watching Squid Game according to new testimony.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/07/world-news/north-korea-executed-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game/
https://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-executes-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game-13504047

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Sidsoncuck Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 03:03:49 №21633 [Reply]

mr.glaube a gegbvll who was bullied out of soycraft so hard he broke his own chair IRL has been revealed to be a user of sidson.city and friends with the owner of the site and known pedophile, vinluv

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3 Doors Down singer Brad Arnold dead at 47 Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 23:08:08 №21616 [Reply]

Today it was announced that the founder, songwriter, and lead singer of the American post-grunge rock band 3 Doors Down has died from stage four kidney cancer.

Brad Arnold publicly revealed in May 2025 that he was diagnosed with Stage 4 clear cell renal cell carcinoma (a form of kidney cancer) that had metastasized to his lung, which led to the cancellation of the band's summer tour that year.

Arnold was best known for his work on 3 Doors Down's breakout 2000 hit single "Kryptonite", a song he penned when he was only 15 years old (and peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100). "Here Without You" and "When I'm Gone" are among his other popular works that shaped the band's legacy and defined the post-grunge subgenre.

Source: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/brad-arnold-dead-3-doors-down-lead-singer-1236497981/

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 02:59:41 №21631

aw
i liked that band alot
he was a cool guy

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Clavicular gets brutally framemogged by an ASU frat leader Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 00:51:13 №21628 [Reply]

It was on the day 2/6/26 that the esteemed Clavicular was brutally framemogged by the unknown slayer leading a ASU fraternity. The reprecussions for clav are yet to be realized. May molecule have mercy on us all

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"Escape the island" movie is set in production and trailer was released Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 23:51:47 №21622 [Reply]

Starring known pedos like Jeffrey Epstein or EDP, these diddyblvds will have to work together to escape Epstains island after the children revolted and seek revenge on their predators
>oh my fauci it's just like william afton with children in fnaf!

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Yuri Kuznetsov killed in Ukraine Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 23:45:28 №21620 [Reply]

Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov, founder of the Kolyma Network and owner of soyjak.party between July 2022 and May 2023, was fatally wounded by an FPV drone in eastern Ukraine while fighting for Russia. Ukrainian-released footage from the drone depicts Kuznetsov alone sitting on a railroad track moments before the fatal encounter. He is seen in the video looking at the drone and putting up no resistance, apparently giving up and accepting his fate.

Kuznetsov has a complicated and highly controversial legacy as the former owner of the popular soyjak imageboard. This incident and many similar ones on the front in Ukraine highlight the brutal nature of the war, with many arguing that such executions of surrendering soldiers count as a war crime.

Source: https://x.com/clashreport/status/2020082654851527040

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Winter Olympics in Italy start Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 03:03:06 №21553 [Reply]

Time to do some athletics

>olympia Nazi film o algo
>axis pact o algo
>opening ceremony has a literal swastika

WE ARE SO BACK ITALIARYANS WON

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 23:10:04 №21617

gem

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 23:12:41 №21618

>>21553 (OP)
i hope italy explodes

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Coca-Cola bear actually prefers Pepsi Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:49:30 №21425 [Reply]

Pepsi has unveiled its Super Bowl LX campaign, “The Choice,” featuring a polar bear who chooses Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coke Zero Sugar in a blind taste test.
The Pepsi Challenge campaign was launched in 1975 and is making a comeback for taste testers of the zero-sugar products. In a news release by PepsiCo Beverages North America, they describe that the commercial “isn’t just Pepsi, ‘poking the bear’ – it’s a defining moment that brings the brand’s proven taste superiority to center stage.”
“For decades, Pepsi has embraced being the challenger cola brand, yet we keep proving we’re #1 where it matters most: taste,” said Gustavo Reyna, Vice President of Marketing, Pepsi. “Cola drinkers care about taste, but when they choose anything other than Pepsi, they leave taste on the table. With Taika adding his unmistakable touch to the spot, we’re on a mission – alongside our newest and furriest fan – to showcase the universal human truth that Pepsi tastes better.”
Source:https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/pepsi-vs-coke-polar-bear-110000858.html&ved=2ahUKEwj534u9scKSAxW5nokEHeFJJiIQ0PADKAB6BAgVEAE&usg=AOvVaw2U5PXbPcbLCQVBi2QF79e3

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Chud 02/06/26 (Fri) 14:34:14 №21520

>>21437
Kill yourself self hating faggot

Chud 02/06/26 (Fri) 23:07:31 №21533

even doe the bear would prefer sproke over both

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 01:29:14 №21548

Aspartame drink vs Aspartame drink

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 07:13:51 №21567

>>21462
coal

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 14:00:47 №21581

>>21462
leaky

Chud 02/07/26 (Sat) 21:01:20 №21612

even doe the bear would prefer BBC over both