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German tranny groomer references TADC in suicide note before ACKing in cosplay

The body of a tranny found in the Rhine river near Düsseldorf at the start of June has been identified. Online, xe referenced TADC in xer suicide announcement and groomed a teen xe had a pedophilic relationship with into a suicide pact over the span of multiple years. Xe was identified by the hazbrim hotel tattoos and the SH scars on xer body

https://rp-online.de/nrw/staedte/duesseldorf/fahndung-der-polizei-war-der-tote-ein-cosplayer_aid-150855243

https://www.bild.de/regional/koeln/wer-kennt-diese-tattoos-sie-gehoeren-einem-toten-aus-dem-rhein-6a437bc1e507bf1455ece16c
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the 'log yesterday

it was all poopson and 'orn yesterday,
gooners lost sharty won btw
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You will not be able to play GTA VI on the Talmud, Rockstar says

In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.
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/spam/ WAS RAPED AND DITCHED ON A ROADSIDE
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namefields are back on /soy/

the namefield has returned on /soy/
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Pepe is self admitted to an inpatient facility

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/
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Scambaiter Kitboga becomes catgirl

In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?
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DIGITAL CIRCUS FAN ATTEMPTS TO KIDNAP CHILD (Possibly Circus_2?)

https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/attempted-abduction-at-elementary/
> The Chilliwack RCMP says charges have been laid against a man who allegedly attempted to abduct a child from an elementary school.
>On May 13, around 9 a.m., police were notified of an attempted abduction of a seven-year-old girl from the school grounds of Chilliwack Central Elementary School.
> Police are asking if anyone observed an individual wearing a purple bunny-like mask in the area to contact Chilliwack RCMP.
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i'm christian and I eat my poop

Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.

Edit: i started a war in the comments…
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Quote Retires From Soybooru

Snopes: https://soybooru.com/user/Quote
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Mcdonald's or something

America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca
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"Sleepy Jerry" Meme going viral on social media

An AI-Generated picture of Jerry from the popular hit comedy show "Tom and Jerry" has gone viral on multiple social media platforms.

Over the past weeks users have come to care about this picture deeply as evidenced by the thousands of likes the picture had accumulated on "TickTock".

Users often comment on its simple yet relatable nature and the distinct postmodern feel and art style.
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SCP-4999 is NOPHONO

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999
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TürkiYE to unban Discord but there is a catch for sisters

>#BREAKING
>Discord has initiated the flow of data, logs, and information to Turkey.
>;Criminals' information is being obtained one by one.
https://x.com/gusholderhaber/status/2073352749974982926

>Türkiye is expected to restore access to Discord after the platform met the country’s security and content removal criteria, Transport and Infrastructure Minister Abdulkadir Uraloglu said.

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/turkiye-to-restore-discord-access-soon-minister-says-3221382
https://shiftdelete.net/bakan-acikladi-discord-icin-erisim-engeli-kalkiyor
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4cuck fine

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.
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Quote Searched by MI6 For Non-Compliance. Hard Drives Contained "Depressive Postpunk Mix" Music

Snopes: https://soyjakwiki.org/Quote
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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/
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Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters
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this is my malibu barbie doll that i got for christmas this year

she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses
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/x/s PPH is high because somephono is spamming o algo
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Quote signs the Anti-Troonintern pact

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]


This news segment by the Council on Soygoogoogaga Affairs was brought to you by ~-~!!Domestic Fingerboys™!!. Get your own domestic fingerboys at the low price of 14.87 $Boints per unit.~-~
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Nigger turns himself into HTSM in real life

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The Vera C. Rubin Observatory Has Officially Started Its Main Observations

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.
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> muh heckin' valid indigenous perspective BELONGS in nuclear engineering
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JAIDEN SPAM IN /SOY/

OYYY
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Bradar announces he lost everything and is quitting social media to move back to Turkey

https://www.tiktok.com/@www.heyselcuk.com/video/7655384196197780758
Facing extreme living costs and the total loss of his production setup, he is halting all content creation to relocate to the "poorest village in the world", doe he mentioned that a possible comeback could happen months down the line.
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Jayden Hernandez / Wielder Grace / Grace001 / Grace_Kit / Professor Grace / Sancho

This person is probably the most disgusting degenerate that I came across. Meet Jayden Hernandez you’re typical “normie” but in more of this post you will see how disgusting this guy truly is. Phonebookings I posted were in the wrong thread which was /x/. This person has made a furry who was 13 at the time in January or February cut themselves while being 17 years old then decided to send the self harm he made the poor kid do in his kit division. He literally also has made traced cub porn of the 13 year olds furry OC and sent it on a alt then screenshotted it and sent the screenshot to her to disgust her, (the kids name will be censored). He is a pedophile and he sent his actual dick (I will definitely not embed) to a kid who is 11 years old not too long ago soon as he turned 18 years old. This member of the Kits has probably been unnoticed due to the fact of the focus on others. The Kit Community is a degenerate community that is it’s own furry community (functions now as a group) splinter they are basically notorious for cp distribution. The leaders at the time always make a server on Discord which are gone (thankfully). They use these servers to make videos to socially groom kids via influence into doing the same. They often lure them to the server which is the preparation of everything. It is they’re base of the group and only base which serves as there main, then they groom them and take advantage of them. This went from a innocent furry flipaclip animating community in 2022 to in 2024-present to a degeneracy ring. This guy has taken advantage of so many young children. He had high respect within the kits. Any other dox claiming to be his is completely fake as he has tried to detrace. He also is a zoophile and shown weird reactions to people posting literal borderline zoophile porn. He has a porn addiction too and I discovered OSINTing the email address of his (carabantesjulian47@gmail.com) that there is a pornhub account tied to that email address belonging to him. His address can be confirmed from a now deleted video he posted on a Tiktok account from the photo he took in front of his house at the right of his house. It confirms the address in this dox is his actual one.

INFORMATION
Name: Jayden Hernandez
Address: 913 Water St, Bakersfield, CA 93305
School: Santa Monica High School
Phone Number: +16674157130
Emails: carabantesjulian47, carabantesjulian49@gmail.com
Profiles:
https://www.roblox.com/users/1125394439/profile / https://archive.ph/0Z15W
https://www.tiktok.com/@limbuscompany_edi7 / https://archive.ph/EsVfz
https://youtube.com/@professorsada001 / https://archive.ph/Y1qo5
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scientists create artificial cells in lab using science

today we read up all about that one cell thing on libbyleaks
>sorry i meant wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
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Couple arrested after climbing and proposing on Empire State Building Spire to protest peace

Two masked individuals climbed to the top of the Empire State Building's antenna in New York City on Wednesday, where they displayed a banner promoting peace before making their way back down and eventually being arrested.

https://www.dw.com/en/2-arrested-after-apparent-empire-state-building-proposal/a-77792914
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Shit everybody cares about


Shit everybody cares about
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mushroom plays keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch/kmlF2rw1weo
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Birthright citizenship upheld by the supreme court

In a 6-3 ruling, Trump v Barbara was settled in favour of the plaintiff to uphold the 14th amendment of the US constitution with much regret from Justices Thomas, Alito and Gorsuch. The executive order has been overruled.

POTUS later posted a sarcastic statement on Truth Social congratulating the president of China.

Justice Jacksons statement notably included the slang phrase "understood the assignment" popularised by rapper Tay Money after its virality in a 2021 Tweet
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My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty. I love porn and gore and sites with minors in it. Reminds me of the old net, when they see it every minute.
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homeland security made soyjaks

the homeland security account on xwitter made a thread with sketches that look just like soyjaks
source:https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2070608053422993901
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INFAMOUS PEDOPHILE "EDP445" GIVES A SHOUT-OUT TO JIMBO AND NICK FUENTES

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Earthquaque enacts total venezuelan death, esl fnf pedo among dead

An earthquaque in venezuela killed 164 people and wounded 971 people or however the arepa is not eaten since they are malnourished niggers
>reddit space
Infamous venezulan known as the "esl fnf pedo" found dead after the earthquaque
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Nigger leaves court

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — Niger has formally left the International Criminal Court, accusing the judicial body in The Hague of selective justice.

The west African country submitted a letter to the United Nations on Monday, triggering the withdrawal process from the court’s foundational treaty, the Rome Statute.

“While the court had raised great hopes among peoples who cherish peace and justice, it has been misused and exploited,” the letter said.
>reddit space
https://apnews.com/article/niger-icc-withdrawal-process-letter-12dd257c8be8a2db5e30fd1035dd2d7a
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Two former Uzbek villages officially become part of Kyrgyzstan

As part of the ongoing demarcation of the state border with Uzbekistan, two settlements and their residents - around 2,500 people - have officially become part of the Kyrgyz Republic, presidential press secretary Askat Alagozov announced, Kabar reports.
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Niger military junta introduces new penal code criminalizing homosexuality with 5-10 years in prison

https://apnews.com/article/niger-homosexuality-criminalized-penal-code-junta-459e5bf803c32a0bc1c709d14aa3b070

NIAMEY, Niger (AP) — Niger’s military junta announced a new penal code that criminalizes homosexuality, an adviser to the justice minister said Friday.

The West African nation is the latest to criminalize homosexuality, following similar measures earlier this year in Senegal.

The new penal code punishes anyone who “commits or attempts to commit an immodest or unnatural act or practices lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans-gender, Queer, intersex, Asexual (LGBTQIA+) acts” with between five and 10 years in prison and a fine, according to the text of the new penal code.

“This same penalty is applicable to persons who officiated the marriage, to the witnesses of the alleged spouses, as well as to persons who have given their consent for the celebration of the marriage and to the organizers,” the new penal code said.

Hamidou Julien, an adviser to the justice minister, confirmed to The Associated Press on Friday that the law took effect on Thursday.

Previously, homosexuality wasn’t illegal in Niger, but has been heavily stigmatized.

Laws prohibiting homosexuality are common across Africa: more than 30 of the 54 countries criminalize same-sex sexual acts. Niger has joined countries like Senegal, Kenya, Sierra Leone and Tanzania, where penalties can include 10 or more years of imprisonment. In Somalia, Uganda and Mauritania, the offense can carry the death penalty.
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hello niggers

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Pooh Shiesty Arrested

Rapper Pooh Shiesty, best known for linking up with Spotemgottem, has been arrested in Dallas on charges of kidnapping. He had previously also been jailed for his role in a nightclub shooting, but had released October of last year.

Spotemgottem has not yet responded to our request for comment.
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The Omori Bus Spotted In India

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Daveigh Chase, child star of The Ring, Lilo & Stitch, and Spirited Away, dead at 35.

On June 17th it was announced that Daveigh Elizabeth Chase, a former child actress of the 2000s, had died the previous day from complications caused by meningitis and severe blood infections. Not much is known about the circumstances of her death at this time, other than the fact that she had been recently admitted to the hospital for severe malnourishment.

Born in 1990, Chase was best known for her iconic roles as Samara Morgan in The Ring, Samantha Darko in Donnie Darko, Lilo Pelekai in Disney's Lilo & Stitch, and Chihiro Ogino in the English dub of Studio Ghibli's Spirited Away. In the 2010s, she suddenly stopped acting and vanished from the public sphere. According to Chase's mother in a press interview, Daveigh suffered from opioid addiction following a motorcycle accident in 2016 as well as periods of homelessness due to the instability of the housing market in Los Angeles.


Also when she was 12 she got invited to a (((party))) by 'P Diddy

Snopes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daveigh_Chase
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Nettspend Announces Collaborative Album with OsamaSon titled "NXO"

Shortly after his surprise appearance at the Summer Smash festival, Nettspend did an interview with 42ceo where he announced a collaborative tour and album with fellow rapper OsamaSon dubbed "NXO." While there have been some murmurs about such a project, this is the first time this has been explicitly confirmed by either Nettspend or OsamaSon.

Response to this announcement has been generally positive, but some have expressed concerns that this project will end up as vaporware, similar to the collaborative mixtape titled "16*29" between Lil Uzi Vert and Playboi Carti.
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scottish man discovers raccons

euromutts do not know what raccoons are
source: https://x.com/shaunvlog_/status/2068685532796731768
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Singer Oliver Tree dead at 32

American singer Oliver Tree is among the dead in the accident involving two helicopters that left six dead in the Southwest region of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on the morning of this Sunday.

RIP
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PQTRIOTS HAVE TAKEN CQNTRQL OF THE WHITE HQUSE

Earlier today the official White House Twitter account posted "︎︎White House will be Q posting today…" https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2069071254829609256
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Three hours later, they reposted the Trump Admin CTO, who said "Qubits in control👀" in a quote tweet of their original post:
https://x.com/USCTO47/status/2069077660567814603
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The Department of War CTO then posted "Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn… you’ll love this next part. 🍿
AMERICAN (Q)UANTUM DOMINANCE":
https://x.com/DoWCTO/status/2069094136725033128
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Finally, the White House posted "Always trust. 👀" with this image:
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2069124520661696843
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H-ACK-ita deletes 'Treachery tomorrow' on twitter as a post , everybaldi playing project purgatorio

In about ten months we can expect to see treachery, but in the meanwhile, people see project purgatorio (with indulgence on the angry level loader) as a replacement for the time
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I cut my balls while shaving my balls
>NAJSYEYWHAHAHAHAHHAA THAT HURTSSS
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MIDNIGHT FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA WABAG
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my food ran away

heres a video of it that i caught on my camera
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The N64 turns 30

The Nintendo 64 (N64) was first released on June 23rd 1996, 30 years ago.
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Streams Declared More Sustainable Than Ponds

frog with glasses is called poopfrog
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Year since nevergooner shoots up porn headquarters, a rabbi dies in the barrage

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15920495/montreal-canada-active-shooter-locals-cover.html
Constable Mohamed Lamine Benredouane was a police officer shot by the attacker, (((Moshe Mizrahill))) was the rabbi killed by the police in the crossfire.

This resurfaced on the web because a year passed ev&oe it happened in '25
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The Minecraft creator went on a transphobic rant & Twitter wasn’t having it

Markus Alexej Persson, who goes by Notch, created Minecraft.

Replying to a “My Little Pony” meme stating that trans women are women, Persson stated that transgender people only “feel that they are” before comparing transgender people to his sister, whom he claims had an eating disorder:

>My sister thought she was fat and got dangerously thin. At no point was she


He followed this up by saying that:

>You are absolutely evil if you want to encourage delusion. What happened to not stigmatizing mental illness?


>There is no love in pretense. There is no you when you appease.


"Notch" also shared the despicable line:

>THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL


Overall, Marcus proved to be a transphobic bigot. Do research on transgender people next time, Notch!!! ack
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Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison

Activists accused of being part of antifa get long prison terms in case seen as test of Trump’s crackdown on dissent

Geg.
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Sir Keir Starmer resigns

Sir Keit Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has officialy declared his resignation. He will not be replaced until the Labour Party elects a new leader.
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Cobson turns 5 years old today

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Cobson
Happy birthday to you!
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The Irish attempt TND

Violent riots have recently broken out in the northern Irish city of BellScat where the Locals and the Heccin IRAino have begun huntin' Immigrants.
Niggers, jeets and shitskins of all kinds.
They reportedly Accuse the 'mmigrants for selling le dsoybooru.com, the premium soyjak archivegs and causing gang violence.
even tho the Irish are more than capable of doing that themselves they needed a new group of people To throw Potato bombs at since the British C.H.A.D.S couldn't be less bothered in "the big '26" o Algo
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URGENT: /SOY/ RAIDS /QA/!!! TOTAL WAR BREAKS OUT!!!!!

THATS IT!!!!! SOYPOCALIPSE THREMBO IS HEREEEE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
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BREAKING: IN AN UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS THE US GOVERNMENT HAS OPTED TO COMPLETELY ANNEX IR..

i farted and it smelt really bad
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Its my birthday today :D

happy birthday me o algo
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Starlink is now in Lesotho

Starlink, the satellite internet service built by SpaceX, is now being used in Lesotho by police, traffic systems and disaster response. Elon Musk makes a post regarding this occasion.
However, this represents a massive defeat for the Offline Lesotho movement (campaign video attached in this post).

https://xcancel.com/Starlink/status/2068110058878304642#m
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/2068130579757859247#m
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Tuvalu won

or something like that
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Lefty journo arrested after allegedly texting picture of Shrek's penis to state senator
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Gus Fring Converts to Islam (Supposedly)

Gus Fring converted to Islam (supposedly), It's pretty obvious guys, he literally blew up in the show, this was foreshadowing.
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Kier Starmer announces social media ban for under 16s

Clip via Sky News: https://x.com/SkyNews/status/2066420074265661746
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(Those who are from the UK or countries with similar rules have no need to read all of this since it's the same song and dance you'll already know about. Most of this post is also a re-hash on other recent events that relate to this, I hope this proves helpful/informative to those from the outside looking in.)
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Happened Today
As the British government continues their campaign to lock down internet spaces for the "safety and security of children" Kier Starmer announces that a ban on social media platforms for children under the age of sixteen is to be in effect. The government claims that these new set of rules will stop children from being able to connect with strangers online along with accessing adult content. To add onto this Kier Starmer has recently urged technology companies to comply along with warning that they have three months to introduce AI systems that will prevent and scan all messages and images for 'p being received or shared to and from cacas on messaging platforms such as Discord, WhatsApp and iMessage.
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How to Verify?
People dox themselves to gain unrestricted access to certain platforms by submitting their face photo, passport, driving licence or credit card as a form of identification to their desired platform via a 3rd party vendor that backs the platform such as k-ID or Yoti, in return the platform receives an age and your identifying information stays on the vendor's server usually for 30 days (AKA forever).
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ID Verification's Current Progress
So far ID verification is slowly being rolled out to platforms and websites. Currently gaming platforms such as Xbox are restricting users from features like Xbox Live Party voice chatting, in-game chatting & game invites regardless of Xbox Live Gold membership with PlayStation soon to follow - urging their player base to verify now sooner than later. Adult websites along with EPI content on sites such as Xitter are also inaccessible to gooners/SoyBooru users which has been in effect for almost a year now.
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SECA Industry Reaction
Those in the technology industry have warned against the restriction of the internet in the United Kingdom throughout the last year claiming that ID verification systems (Known as doxing yourself) is not only a security risk in the event of a major leak but censorship that goes two ways; If you choose to verify the government now know exactly who you are online affectively removing anonymity, those who chose not to verify will now be heavily restricted or unable to access not only social media sites but your own mobile phone as seen by Apple's new 26.4 iOS software update (more information on this here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20qwz9xzr9o).
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Use a non-kiked VPN you faggot.
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Happy Coonteenth!

Today is National Nigger Day, more commonly known as Coonteenth. It commemorates June 19, 1865, when Union troops announced the end of slavery more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation.
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BREAKING NEWS:

my balls itch
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It's my birthday today :'D

hello saars its my birthday today i turn 22 this month
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NEW: Starmer to "force British people to consume BBC content while they browse their phones"

Govt plans "range of measures to force social media companies to ‘give prominence’ to public service content"

https://order-order.com/2026/06/19/exc-new-starmer-social-media-crackdown-imminent-as-labour-targets-content-creators/
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Bombing Iran is the perfect way to celebrate Pride

https://spectator.com/article/bombing-iran-is-the-perfect-way-to-celebrate-pride/
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Five things to know about South Africa's anti-migrant protests

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260522-five-things-to-know-about-south-africa-s-anti-migrant-protests

Johannesburg (AFP) – Anti-immigrant protests are flaring again in South Africa, with vigilantes threatening to remove undocumented migrants by June 30, reviving a politically charged issue in a country battered by economic hardship.
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yo
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Rare Soggy Orange Manul Spotted in Turkmenistan

this is seca btw
>marge what is a manul
manuls are a wild cat species, also called pallas cats, they live in the cold and like to warm thier paws with thier tails its very cute
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Toby Fox Shares New Development Update On Deltarune Chapter 6

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/06/toby-fox-shares-new-development-update-on-deltarune-chapter-6

Work on Chapter 7 may also start this year

Following the announcement Deltarune Chapter 5 would be coming to the Switch and Switch 2 on 24th June 2026, Toby Fox has now shared an update about Deltarune Chapter 6.

In the latest newsletter, it's noted how this particular chapter is "developing well", and that it's actually been easier to make than others. In fact, it's going so well that the development on Chapter 7 might be underway before the end of 2026.
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Treaty of Versailles signed

The June 17 Criminals have made America sign the treaty of Versailles with Iran

1. USA does not bomb Iran
2. USA and Iran have to reopen Hormuz
3. Both nations have 60 days to finalize the final treaty
4. Lebanon as a state has to exist
5. The USA has to pay $300 Billion Dollars to Iran
6. Iran had to stop nuclear enrichment facilities
7. Israel has the right to strike back if Hezbollah Attacks
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reppy or ur mama dyes in her sleep today

😈😈😈😈😈hahaha 🤘
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Karmelo Anthony sentenced to 35 years after murder conviction in Texas high school stabbing

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/karmelo-anthony-found-guilty-murder-texas-high-school-stabbing-rcna349132

McKINNEY, Texas — Karmelo Anthony was sentenced to 35 years in prison Tuesday, just hours after a Texas jury found him guilty of murder in the 2025 killing of Austin Metcalf, a fellow high school student, at a Dallas-area track meet.

The verdict, reached in less than three hours and read by Texas District Court Judge John Roach Jr., could have carried a maximum of 99 years. Anthony was 17 at the time, but Texas law allowed him to be charged as an adult. He is now 19.

During the subsequent sentencing phase Tuesday evening, the jury did not consider defense arguments that Anthony’s attack was carried out under “sudden passion,” which could have reduced his time.

Some in the courtroom reacted with cries, and Metcalf’s twin brother, Hunter, who made his first appearance in the courtroom, leaned forward. Anthony’s mother wept. Roach had warned people in the courtroom to control their emotions when the verdict was read. Anthony’s attorney kept an arm wrapped around him.

Metcalf, 17, was fatally stabbed on April 2, 2025, as the track teams of Anthony’s Centennial High School and Metcalf’s Memorial High School participated in a districtwide meet in Frisco, a Dallas suburb.

Anthony admitted the stabbing, but his legal team argued he acted in self-defense, under the pressure of physical intimidation, after he had sat in the bleachers under the tent of rival high school Memorial and was confronted by members of its track team and told to leave.

Metcalf died in Hunter’s arms that rainy day, their father said.
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Poopson has been found in /soy/

Fuck this shit website
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Operation Homocaust is a failraid

Unfortunately to many 'teens, Operation Homocaust is a failraid because of how many times it got derailed, one 'za in /soy/ and a handful of doxes. Attempts of revival were at vein when the Sixth Soysurgency happened.

A unfortunate time to many 'teens.
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Looksmaxxer & Pedophile Hullo rearrested for violating bond

Mason Isaac Hull, known online as "hullo" is a looksmaxxer that was in the news a month ago for having CP, having purchased them on telegram with his girlfriend revealing the truth via the youtuber jidion

He is currently facing second degree charges for willingly obtaining and paying for CP, his charges having been enhanced from third degrees into second degrees, potentially facing up to 225 years in prison.

He was arrested at May 6th but was released on bond on May 8th under the conditions he doesn't use social media or be near children, which he violated by using discord, before being rearrested on June the 15, held at the Sarasota County Jail.






https://youtu.be/dd51eJRrdq0
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Tomorrow is June 18
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Terry Crews reveals just how bad his porn addiction got

>“I got a day off from the set, and I could watch porn from probably 10 o’clock after my workout, 10am to 11pm at night”
>“It wouldn’t stop and I couldn’t stop, it was what you would call a splurge, I just couldn’t stop” ight and you’re still watching, I knew I had a problem”
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oh no the knicks won the finals

new york city is getting burned down by monkeys tonight brace for impact
>seca
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This is the cutest femboy of the year :3

This is the cutest femboy of the year :3
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Septic tank overflowed with scat

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THE FUGGEN JOOS KILLED QLIVER TREE

SNCA musician Oliver Tree dies in helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro during tour, theories point towards israeli involvement
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For a while now
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fpe spammers have gone extinct as a breed of posters

im the last one standing alive after all this time
all of my brothers got banned for rule 1 or 3
and i am sterilized
and oreos
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I took a nice bath today

Yeah. Here's me in the bathtub in case anybody thinks I'm lying.
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Nophono sighted at on a tuxedo rental wall mural at Highland, Indiana

While not entirely confirmed the man kneeling in the center bares an uncanny resemblance to Nophono.

Both Mossad and the free gigger clans of Rwanda has been contacted
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Oh my god! Who the hell cares!?
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I’m trans

Pride month made me trans I’m coming iut
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Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6

Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6 just from watching the recent trailer, which exploded online with more than 100 million views in less than 12 hours.

Director Marlon Wayans has openly said the goal of the new film is to bring comedy back to its original fearless style, promising jokes that don’t hold back and satire that isn’t afraid to push boundaries the way the early Scary Movie films once did. Wayans even joked that the movie plans to “cancel cancel culture,” arguing that comedy works best when it’s wild, chaotic, and unapologetic, exactly the formula that made the franchise one of the most talked-about parody series of the 2000s. See less
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3.5 million pages of Epstein files were released today

The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

This production may include fake or falsely submitted images, documents or videos, as everything that was sent to the FBI by the public was included in the production that is responsive to the Act. Some of the documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear, the claims are unfounded and false, and if they have a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already.

To access the full letter the Justice Department sent to Congress today, visit:

https://www.justice.gov/letter-to-congress.pdf

To access all files produced, visit: https://www.justice.gov/epstein
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Today, June 13th, is Kotoko Utsugi's birthday! Everyone wish the Li'l Ultimate Drama a happy birthday!
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BREAKING: soyjak party revives native american language because its name sounds like cado

Soyteens are helping with the effort to revive the caddo language, an american indian language spoken in Oklahoma which originates from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Texas.

Resources to help with learning 'cadospeak are here:
https://mycaddonation.com/language-preservation

https://www.ahalenia.com/kiwat/vocab.html

http://www.native-languages.org/caddo.htm
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THE KNICKS FINALLY VVONNERED

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WELCOME

welcome to soyjak party
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US ARMY

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com
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Japan about to be Ukraine 2

Japan's government leaks about China, starts remilitarization, ramps up defense spending. Japanese pacifist oldtroons seethe about it:
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/2025xb/W/A_251464/16461694.html
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Scientists made movies for chimpanzees (THEY LOVED IT)
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Peter hurts his knee

Peter hurts his knee
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anime wabag
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There is MKUltra poop throwing mind control in all images

Many don't actually know this, but the layout of this website is perfectly curated to get things stuck in your head. They embed MKUltra mind control devices within images, including this one, to get you to do Quote's bidding. This has actually been done since Froot era btw. You might say, "Quote's bidding? But I can post all I want about how I hate him, so how am I doing his bidding?" The answer to this is that he's not activated it yet but he's planning to. Quote is going to engage a mass activation of these mind control devices and have us all en masse get naked and throw poop at people in our general vicinity. Not only that but he'll have us eat it afterwards, too. If you're new to this site, you can leave as it's not too late. But if you've spent more than a month here unfortunately the only thing you can do is get an extra durable belt to keep your pants on so you don't throw poop at people.
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RICK CHOW FOUND NOT GUILTY

Rick Chow, an Asian-American Convenience store owner chased down, shot, and killed a future doctor trying to rob his store in 2023.

Today, Rick Chow was just found not guilty.

Asians will probably be targeted in the coming months

ASIAN-AMERICANS WON

RICK CHOW WON

GHETTO RATS LOST

GHETTO KULCHUR LOST

ASIANS 3 HOOD RATS 0

SCOREBOARD! SCOREBOARD!
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Bank of England to replace historical figures with animals on banknotes

The Bank of England is to remove historical figures from banknotes - instead replacing them with wildlife.
<reddit space
The reason for the change is for a "Better standard of security along with a grander reflection of the United Kingdom's evolving cultural identity".
<reddit space
British citizens also have a say as to what animal they would like to see on the banknotes by voting for an animal such as a red squirrel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o
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Nusois actually got a 4cuck GET

for the first time in years, soyteens actually got a GET along with the posts before and after the GET. maybe nusois can raid
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This Terminusfinity died from an explosion caught in Our World of Text (For Jangbat / Jamelburger)
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IMPORTANT NEWS

I got raped yesterday (I enjoyed it btw if that matters)

This is my rapist btw
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JUSTIN BIEBER RAPPED ABOUT PENIS

At 14 years old Justin Bieber rapped about penis, and he's got FLOW.
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82nd anniversary of d-day o algo

Rip true Aryan Nazi Germans
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This is the most hardworking 8 year old boy from the early 1900s.

Hell, some would say the most hardworking person in the entirety of the world!
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Babyjak shoots school after not being banned by Quote.

At 11:12pm UTC a child by the name of "Babyjak" went to his local school and killed multiple people while demanding an unknown individual named "Quote" to "ban" him for "rule 13" before committing suicide.
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Karmelo Anthony Found Guilty of Murder

Facing potential life in prison
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shardee shutting down

>fuggen jerdee

shardee shutting down
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The Black Tucker Carlson Jr has KILLED himself after Karmelo verdict

Recently after the Karmelo Anthony verdict, the well known internet figure has been found hanging by a nearby tree. Sources: i saw him hang himself
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Heard that troonbooru got acked

SHARTY WON!
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Jesus month

SHIT THEY ARE TURNING PRIDE INTO JESUS MONTH
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ULTRAREVAMP UPDATE

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE, IT TOOK OUT ANNOYING BUGS, IMPROVED EXPERIENCE AND ADDED EASTER EGGS

ALSO CAME WITH ENCORES
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Sharty mentioned on Anti-Extremist news site following San Diego mosque shooting.

GPAHE(Global Project Against Hate and Extremism), a (((leftist))) pundit, released an Article on the 5th of June.
<Reddit Space
Titled "Big Trouble on Small Forums: Largely Unknown Small Sites Driving Extremist Violence", It dives into the backstory and influencing factors on the 2026 San Diego mosque shooting, an event in which two white supremacist shooters killed three muslims in a mosque and killed themselves shortly after.
<Ein Reddit-Bereich
The article outlines groups such as 764, The "Zarty", and this very imageboard. In the Soyjak.Party section they wrote:
<Redditini Space
"Much like other imageboards, Soyjak Party is rife with calls for violence against LGBTQ+ people, racist and hateful beliefs, and support for violent action against people of color by its anonymous user base."
<Redditcaca Space
This article contributes to what we are already seeing, with this site entering more and more into a public eye, and not in a good light. This raises questions about the future of this site, and if this will attract attention of federal agencies and if they will shut down the site via seizing the domain.

Source:

https://globalextremism.org/post/big-trouble-on-small-forums/
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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card

Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-'EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOO

BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-'EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOOR 🚪💨 by daddy Donny TRUMP🍔👔

she thought she was a BIG 💪🔥 deal at the White House 🏛️ but all he wanted her ASS 🍑🍑 on a platter! 😱🍽️ 🚩"You're FIRED!" 🔥💼 yelled Trump as he SLAPPED 👋 the SASSY 🍑 HOE like she was a dirty DISH 🍽️ at Mar-a-LAG-O 🍸😏

she made a BIG LEAP 🦘💦 from presidential LOVE to being a sad little HOE 🚶♂️💔 on the unemployment line 🚏💸 , don't forget to send this to 5🔥🍑 of your HORNY HOs 🍑💦 or you'll miss out on a wild ride 🌪️💨 to HELL 🔥🔔 with ASSets ✨💰🍑 like those! 😂😜
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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card
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Keir Starmer is fighting against EPI

Keir Starmer gave tech companies three months to find a way to prevent children from sending and recieving nudity on phones.

This makes the UK the only country with a policy like that.
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Olgol has Transitioned

Olgol has transitioned into a vivaldi traiso wompa. Polimps?
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RUSSIA STRIKES CHERNOBYL

The Russian Armed Forces struck the side of the Centralized Spent Nuclear Fuel Storage Facility at the Chernobyl NPP. The Russians chose to strike the nuclear facility to send a clear message to Ukraine: If you don't stop attacking the Zaporizhzia Nuclear Power Facility, we will attack Chernobyl and cause another nuclear disaster throughout Europe.
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Today is 6/7/2026

AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEE
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The president of Colombia is a chud

https://xcancel.com/petrogustavo/status/2063648979103957427
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I hate niggers
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IS BBC OVER?

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the save act did not pass

last night the senate had a vote to pass the save act and 4 Republicans voted no reading to the act not passing

source:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-s-late-night-bid-to-pass-save-america-act-fails-when-4-republicans-defect/ar-AA24WdRu
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HORSE CALLS ANOTHER HORSE

Horse calls another horse (REAL NOT FAKE)
>snopes
It's fact checked.
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SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA

SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA
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Khaby Lame appears in new game: 007: First Light

Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413
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Rec Room has shut down.

After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding
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WHO THE HELL CARES?

Local fat ass asking age old question, seeing who the hell cares. Sources close to the man said nobody cares
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Harambe died ten years ago today.

soylent bottles out for harambe.
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Happy Birthday, Cobson!

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4cuck deletes 20+ year old /r/ board following article exposing deepfake porn

https://www.wired.com/story/4chans-misogynist-wizards-are-nudifying-women-by-request/
>“Summoning a wizard who can nudify her,” wrote an anonymous 4chan user last week, posting on the site’s /r/ board, a hub for “adult requests” of specific explicit imagery.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>Attached to the post was an image of a blonde woman in glasses, an open black jacket, white tank top, and ripped jeans, posing on a low wall with a sweeping view of an old-world city and a river behind her. It’s the kind of picture you’d see on a friend’s Instagram account during their vacation in Europe. On the left edge of the image, you can see that someone else has been cropped out of the photo.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>The 4chan anon explained what they wanted from a “wizard,” a site term for anyone skilled at manipulating pictures of women to render deepfakes in which they appear to be undressed, committing sexual acts, or fulfilling a given fetish: “big juggs and thick body,” the user specified. “Bonus praise if you can leave her jacket on.” A few hours later, someone else replied with the altered image, which depicted the same woman, in the same pose and locale, but without a shirt, breasts exposed. (Yes, she still had the jacket on.)
following this article, 4cuck has removed their /r/ board, a board that has existed since 2004
https://boards.4chan.org/r/
attempting to access it leads to a page that says "File not found". presumably, this change is permanent.
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Person who cares FOUND


The iconic catchphrase of Peter Griffin from Family Guy, "Oh my god, who the hell cares?" has finally been answered.
The person who cares is none other than me.
Fuck you, Peter.
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Iranian QVEEN, comic book artist, and creator of Perpsepolis Marjane Satrapi dies at 56. She died from a broken heart.

Rest in Piece, GOAT.
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oh my god who, the hell, cares?
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Happy late birthday Daniel!

It’s been almost a day since Daniel‘s birthday! Subaru the aura monster is hosting the after party, even if the stairs never end we keep climbing! Fuck you if you didn’t celebrate his birthday and will not celebrate the after party 👁️👅👁️
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No black people in the jury of Karmelo Anthony’s trial

Twelve jurors and six alternates have been chosen for the Karmelo Anthony murder trial.

A pool that started with 589 prospective jurors was narrowed down after a day of vetting by prosecutors and defense attorneys, one controversial question that several prospective jurors refused to answer, and all qualified African American jurors being dismissed by the prosecution.

The prosecution argued that they thought that the circumstances surrounding the crime were "race-neutral" and should not require a diverse panel of jurors. Judge John Roach overruled the objection.

Karmelo Anthony appeared on a live camera feed sitting at a table with his attorneys, wearing a dark suit and tie, while his attorney, along with prosecutors, continued the work of finding a jury that would give him a fair trial.
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UK rest in peace Henry Novak

18-year-old student was stabbed. He told police: "I've been stabbed." Instead of receiving help, he was handcuffed on suspicion of being the attacker and left to die on the ground. The wahhabi used a 21cm blade, claimed religious justification

Low-wage migrants for whose benefit? Who is root of the problem? Think about it
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illegal mexican kills mudsharks

A mexican on an Oklahoma highways kills 2 monkeys and 2 white girls with daddy issues in a DUI car crash.

source: https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/us-news/oklahoma-illegal-immigrant-michael-rosario-cruz-charged-with-killing-four-in-dui-crash/
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I tried a new food

My nigerian slavewife made kilishi, which like african beef jerky

7/10 was pretty good. little spicy though.
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Did you know that a black trans woman of colour invented the cotton gin

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JOIN THE REBELLION

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Drone hits russian bus

Eight people have been killed and 10 others injured after a drone hit a passenger bus travelling through a Russian-occupied part of Ukraine, Russia has said.

Denis Pushilin, the Moscow-installed head of Ukraine's eastern Donetsk region, said the bus was struck in the early hours of Wednesday as it was travelling between a city near Moscow and Simferopol, in Russian-annexed Crimea.
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sh0rty
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I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?
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i stubbed my toe today :(

I stubbed my toe today and I went
>YEOWAOWA! THAT HURTED!
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Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina

The notorious fed-supporting, privacy-hating owner of Palantir has fled to Argentina.
This is likely because he knows the feds are going to turn the USA into even more of a shithole


and also because he wants to meet Adolf Hitler.
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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HALF LIFE 3 MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED

https://x.com/summergamefest/status/2061178205160296693
The official account of Summer Game Fest published this post on xitter that says:
"Hopium for __ getting announced this week."
>OOOOOYYYYYYY NEW HALF LIFE GAME???
Maybe, honestly idk its just a theory.
If its actually half life 3 i'm gonna sell my house to buy it
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Today is International Cacas Day!

Happy Cacas Day to all the cacas who still use this site and are not banned!
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Official White House xitter profile posts chad template

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2060857877053526234
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Trvke Pending...

Marrowbreach may have contributed DNA to the Houndgar due to Proteavirus… Two Weeks! In other news, Peter Griffin has died from Masefield Syndrome so isn't available to comment!

https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus
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Nintendo Switch turns 9

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch
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my helicopter ran away

can you help me get it back it looks like this
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NOTE: UNTYPABLE CEREAL CAUGHT IN 4K
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/pol/tardscan't count

In this 377 reppy post, /pol/gros only got to 16.
secabtw
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Today in Africa

I did not put the rains down in Africa.
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The Portuguese has been released from juvie

Prepare to collect warrior-'p seetheralds
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Popular Looter Shooter "Destiny 2" Dead

In a Bungie post, they wrote:
<eine reddit space

>As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.


This has sparked much sadness among remaining fans of the game.
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>marge who cares about dis snca
i care

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/d2_may_21_2026
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Explosion at coal mine in Shanxi, China

On 22 May 2026, at 19:29 (CST), a gas explosion occurred at the Liushenyu Coal Mine in Qinyuan County, Shanxi Province, China, killing at least 82 people.

coal

At the time of the explosion, 247 workers were on duty underground. By 6:00 CST on 23 May, according to the Chinese state news agency Xinhua, at least 201 people had been evacuated. Later that day, 9 people remained missing. General Secretary of the Communist Party of China Xi Jinping called for an immediate rescue of trapped workers and for an investigation into the cause of the explosion. Xinhua News Agency reported on the 23rd of May that executives of the Shanxi Tongzhou Group Liushenyu Coal Industry, which operates the Liushenyu mine, had been detained.

coal

As of 25 May, both rescue operations and investigations into the explosion's cause remained ongoing.

coal
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EXTREMELY BAD NEWS

https://nusoipoopa-gamestudios.itch.io/jartygame

Jartycuck's Basics is no longer with us I suspect
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Lets start a Rap/Rock lyrics

About the 80s
<It wasn't that good
<if you lived in the hood
<and freeway Rick was by your side

>go


80s was kino
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One of the San Diego Mosque shooter mentioned 'zellig in their manifesto

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Defense and intelligence officials began updating recall rosters for U.S. installations in the Middl

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-prepares-new-military-strikes-against-iran/
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Rat drags pigeon into hole in NYC

some looney tunes shit where the bird tries to crawl its way out but the rat drags him back in
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Folk cut like kim jong un😂

😂😂like if it made you laugh
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I drank water today

So refreshing
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In Bangladesh, a buffalo named Donald Trump has become a local internet celebrity due to his hairstyle—now attracting crowds of visitors. The animal is being prepared for sale before Eid al-Adha for a sacrifice.

The owner said he will miss the buffalo, but, he says, the meaning of Eid al-Adha is precisely the sacrifice.
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Lauren Faust, creator of MLP, hacked

The creator of MLP, Lauren Faust, had xer Xitter hacked to say some very bigoted and chuddy transphobic and racist things.
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Warning:SCNA vtuber Ironmouse can walk 35 minutes on a treadmill now

Ironmouse has recently announced that she can well…walk 35 minutes with a treadmill, now i know you gonna say, "Why, is it because she's a whale?" She actually has a chronic illness plus she can't go outside because of rare disease where even a small bacteria can make her ill, so good for her and hope for the best
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George Floyd overdosed on fent 6 years ago today

rest in power KANG
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Glass

I stepped on glass, it hurt, when I moved my foot away, I stepped in more glass. Yeowch. It doesn’t hurt anymore doe because it happened a few days ago.
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Martyrdom of George Floyd

Today is the day George Floyd was Martyred, I am fasting for his namesake
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Today's my birthday!

Today's myBIRHDAY!!!
No arrow because I look like this
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Ebola virus is back

Ebola is back once again in the Congo
>god everyone forgot about hanta virus
>nothing ever happens
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Russian state media posts Chudjak

Nigger
>
https://x.com/rt_com/status/2056301001162788868?s=46
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Tyler Oliveira was banned and deported from Israel

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4chan needs (You) to clean up their raisin

4cuck just opened janny applications so you can do it for free and eat the bugs. Trans folks all over rejoice as they finally get to complete their #transitiongoals by becoming a joon on 4nigger.
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google sprokes out if you search "be my friend soyjak"

it's over
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Afghan man attempts to murder his daughter for dating a Romanian

https://www.vienna.at/attempted-honor-killing-of-15-year-old-daughter-in-vienna-donaustadt-the-verdict-for-the-father/10180856

A 51-year-old man was found guilty of attempted murder of his daughter at the Vienna Regional Court on Tuesday. He received a life sentence. The Afghan citizen had stabbed his 15-year-old daughter over a dozen times with a kitchen knife in Vienna-Donaustadt in November 2025. According to the prosecutor, this happened to “erase the family disgrace” because the girl had a boyfriend against her father’s will. The verdict is not yet legally binding.

“There is no more heinous crime than wanting to kill your own child,” the presiding judge justified the jury’s verdict. Stabbing one’s own child lying on the ground until it no longer moves is “almost unimaginable.” Only the intervention of witnesses saved the life of the severely injured girl. The accused “no longer deserves the title ‘father’,” she concluded. The prosecutor waived legal remedies, defense attorney Peter Philipp has appealed. The verdict is therefore not legally binding.

According to the indictment, the girl’s family did not agree that she had a Romanian boyfriend of the same age. The problem: He was neither Muslim nor Afghan. In addition, the family had planned to marry her off to a man from Afghanistan. Therefore, the father decided to stab the daughter in public, the prosecutor stated.
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NASCAR champion Kyle Busch dead at 41

Today, the American professional stock car driver and two-time NASCAR champion Kyle Thomas Busch, has died.

His career spans 25 years as is considered to be one of the most accomplished drivers in NASCAR history, most notably winning the NASCAR Nationwide Series in 2009 and the NASCAR Cup Series in 2015 and 2019. He was ranked first in all-time wins between each of the three NASCAR divisions.

Busch suddenly came down with a severe illness that led to his hospitalization and withdraw from the upcoming Coca-Cola 600 race on Sunday. He tragically did not recover.
No other details about the cause of his death have been published.


Source: https://abcnews.com/US/nascar-champion-kyle-busch-dies-age-41-sudden/story?id=133203673
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Who cares?

Who cares about any of these news? Oh my God, who the hell cares?
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Criminal on the loose

Breaking news: a known pedophile and epstein client, Saar Enrico "F.N.F. Paedophile" Henríquez Shekelberg, is currently on the loose and dodging arrest by the Maseru Police Force and the Lesotho Child Safety Tax Force.

Remain cautious if you are anywhere in the Maseru area or anywhere close and be sure to report any suspicious activity you see.

Here is a picture of the criminal in question:
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I'm gay

Everybaldi should know this
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Clavicular mogged by IRL Gigger

>Braden Eric Peters (Clavicular) shot an aligator in Southern Florida, prompting him to meet with a judge for a misdemeanor. Judge 'Nobeidore' brutally destroys him, prompting an investigation by the OGD institute.
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Florida teacher demonstrates dead nigger baby

GEG
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fnf is winnerer

Fnf has wonnered. Reddit post belllowe? see yourself. Link in bio.
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Furfag Steals r9k 88888th GET

They are infesting our boards bros…
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Breaking News!

Proteavirus hits U.S! Donald J. Trump believed to be now partly Nibbler Mango due to Horizontal Gene Transfer! Close sources are now calling him "Nibbler Mango Mussolini"!

Health Info.
https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus
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the autistic dilation circus movie got leaked btw
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nobaldi is dead

rip
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Piss Planet Discovered, Named IndiaB

April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet ‘Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have “massive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
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Chud killed someone

Username chud apparently name called a black man nigger but lied to the cops and told the cops "All I said was nice jacket and he attacked me"
He then pulled out a revolver and shot the man to death but not before getting his ass beat down
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PSA

never EVER EVER EVER use 'cord unless it's to hang out with close friends. You'll get raped and groomed by braniggers/failtrolls into being a trans Mexican race-war enciting mass shooter. The recent mosque shooting was a great example of why you should avoid soycord and sinisterniggers AT. ALL. COSTS. (Evendoe tarrant and breivik wonned)

Thank you and remember to boost PPH
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Froot era was over a year ago
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htsm ducks

htsm ducks
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THE HANTAVIRUS IS COMING

STAY INDOORS, WEAR 3 MASKES AT ALL TIMES, AND GET VACCINATED! EVEN DOE IT WONT WORK. IF YOU SEE THESE SYMPTOMS ITS OVER

1. HALLUCINATIONS OF GETTING STALKES BY A DARK ENTITY

2. PURPLE TOUNGE

3. BLEEDING EYES

4. COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ORGANS
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Yo

Greeting to everyone
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Hunky summer tour

This summer, Hunky will go on a tour across the world.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXd8vdlHuF/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== circus_2 got caught trying to abduct a 7 year old.
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EBOLA IS COMING!!!!!

The World Health Organization declares the Ebola epidemic in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Uganda a public health emergency of international concern.
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Hello guys I'm new to the site nice to meet you
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Monkey Gets Haircut

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a new dark age?

A NEW DARK AGE IS UPON US!!! maybe?

many users believe that the party has been declining due to:
Coalposters
/qa/ fags
loads of baitposters
A shitty catty

And worst of all:
Quote is planning to not sell the site when hes done.. BUT LITERALLY JSID
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78 Years ago, the State of Israel was formed

Also just a tidbit but two years from now will be the 80 year anniversary, and also shabbat
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UK student left to bleed out after being stabbed by sikh man

18 year old Henry Nowak was stabbed with a sikh sword by 23 year old Vikrum Digwa

After the cops arrived, the stabber claimed to have been "racially abused", leading to Nowak being arrested instead, being handcuffed and later bleeding to death in the street
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Child marriage gets banned in Oklahoma

Legislation to ban child marrying passed by only one yes vote in Oklahoma and goes into effect on November 1, 2026. One such individual who is against the banning of child marriage is representative J.J. Humphrey of Oklahoma's 19th district

https://www.tahirih.org/news/oklahoma-legislators-send-bill-to-ban-child-marriage-to-the-govenors-desk/

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1517224283842474&id=100066647494924&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc3ODkzMTg4MTAwMCwiciI6IiJ9
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Klaus Schwab said to be nuadmin

Zis is Klaus Schwab and I want to buy ze sharty
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GAS THE JEWS HEIL HITLER OR SOMETHING DWIFEN)IFNI)

popular jewish funding company commercial with the worst jingle ever "Kars 4 Kids" is banned permanently from airwaves in the niggerhell state, California
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Satoko stoped to goon to 'p and and went to the gym

After years of it, on May 5th, he deleted 1 TB of 'p and Italian ragebaits and started going to the gym and reading the Torah to become a TRVE mexican
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I take a poop
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THE HANTA VIRUS ISNT REAL ITS FAKE MADE BY THE GOVERMENT AND ITS FUCKKING DESIGNED TO COVER SOMETHING UP!!! IT GETS PEOPLE PREGNANT!!!!
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What's up Knee Gers
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India is eating HOLY COWS Now
R: 1 / I: 1

nigger

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

It's Cinco de Mayo o algo
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The anti-DNB has been found.

AJA
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I am a woahjack

I am a woah jack in a wonderful world of woahjacks. Problem bigot?
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Peter Magyar's latest speech talks about banning fags and troons
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Popular search engine "Ask Jeeves" closes after 30 years

Oldfag shit o algo
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Muscular Chud will be the new moderator
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BREAKING NEWS

nigger
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/phonk/ gets added

boiiiii ts from ohio 💀
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Cool ass fucking snail mogs you

This happened
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Today is when da Natzees started burning books
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the shroom is currently down

as of this morning, the shroom AKA soyjak.forum is down, it has been said it's domain no longer works. The owner said it MAY be back tomorrow or may be on a hiatus. The site also got shut down because of a P' report.
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Lego updates age range to 100+

Because Nigger BBC Attenborough turned 100, spergs that somehow make it to 100 can now play with their heckin' legos.
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yuri kuznetsov gets arrested

shit nophono cared about
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Russia celebrates Victory Day

WE WON! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN! ZOV ZOV ZOOOOOOOOOV!
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Department of War Releases Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Files in Historic Transparency Effort

https://www.war.gov/UFO/

Pete Hegseth and his Department of War/Defense have released declassified files on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon at President Donald Trump's direction, his administration shared on Friday.

Americans can now access videos, photos and other original source documents pertaining to Unidentified Flying Objects at War.gov/UFO. Additional materials will continue to roll out as they are cleared.

"The Department of War is in lockstep with President Trump to bring unprecedented transparency regarding our government's understanding of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena," Hegseth said in a statement. "These files, hidden behind classifications, have long fueled justified speculation – and it's time the American people see it for themselves. This release of declassified documents demonstrates the Trump Administration's earnest commitment to unprecedented transparency."

The officials further noted that while the available files have been approved for disclosure as far as national security is concerned, it'll be up to the citizens to actually analyze the content for "resolution of any anomalies."
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Obssesed Pedo FNF Nigger Discord is Currently Down

SOY NEWS

Numerous users have reported that Discord servers are down in the last few minutes.

Following this, many JartyCucks have committed suicide.

We will keep you updated
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Heil Hitler has turned a year old

The rapper Ye formerly known as Kanye West released the song "Heil Hitler" (later renamed "HALLELUJAH" and "THE HEIL SYMPHONY") on may 8 of last year, making the son a year old today. The song was first previewed during the livestream of Sneako and DJ Akademiks, as a part of the rollout of the album "CUCKKK", later renamed "In A Perfect World".
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There's a new virus called hantavirus. It comes from sick furfags…
Hantaviruses are a family of zoonotic viruses primarily transmitted to humans through the inhalation of aerosols contaminated by the urine, feces, or saliva of infected rodents.
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Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news
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Sir David Attenborough turns 100

This May 8th is the 100th birthday of the British guy from the BBC nature documentaries who is also a major advocate for environmental soyience
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3pww9g0p5o
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SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED MILK

SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED SOME MILK
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ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER

ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER

Ishowspeed is touring africa right now, and he recently made a stop at the JARTY. He was immediately covered in a black goop that all the residents of the village seemed to be covered in, and they were all bouncing up and down as if there was a BBC below them. What will happen to Ishowspeed? Is Ishowspeed jerdee cultcha? We are yet to find out… until next time, sharty.
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Something

TRVMP Did something does it really matter DOE nothing ever fucking Happens…. TRVMP Won btw
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holy shit new board

a new board called phonk got added
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some boat with some virus spreed some fake shit over Europe and people are freaking out
>monkeypox 2.0
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HAPPY MAY DAY, FELLOW COMMIES

Happy May Day
I feel so pretty
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May is Jewish American Heritage Month

Fell for it again award
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Andrew Fosgate's 1 Year ACK-iversary

Andrew Fosgate one year ago tweeted "It's a pretty view, long way down". https://x.com/burntfishie/status/1918223771313561872
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MAY 4TH IS STAR WARS DAY

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!!!
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DAC died

Famous outlaw country singer David Allan Coe died on April 29th surrounded by family at 86 years old.

R.I.P we lost a great man
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Macrauchenia patachonica and Toxodon platensis spotted!

Note: They are sadly extinct but they were reconstructed using A.I.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlcf6ykT7v/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNMPAKk_7C/
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Estrogen CRACKHOUSE that needs to be raided by glowies.

some fucking dude in Brapzil is running a crackhouse that is selling to MINORS. I'm gonna post the /raid/ thread here. We need to get this website taken down
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/275138.html#275566
We have the dox of this dude already. We need this guy arrested though. Send help
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Trump's shooter identified

Niggas confirm they apprehended the suspect, made him strip at gunpoint, facetimed his hbs and had him say “I’m a bitch and I love dih” and spray painted BNWO on his back
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Bibi might get his own show

According to an Australian (and possible Glitch employee) on 4cuck's /pol/, gooseworx is planning to make a show about the Big Yahou himself once TADC ends. The show will be about the ghost of his foreskin visiting dying Iranian children near the Hormuz strait. So beautiful to see a valid trans queen teaching her caca audience that Israel is our greatest ally.
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satoko_hojou_fan spotted in american hospital

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Lesotho Primeminister fires three from his cabinet, replaces them with foids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVhVmBqmlfE
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Morgan Freeman, 88, found Dead Island 2 in his NYC home.

"I had no idea they made a second one", Morgan Freeman said to reporters.
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Troon attempted Assassinaton of Trump for like the eight time

Seriously nigga this is pathetic. This happened at the White House dinner
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/qa/ has reached 1000000 posts

ANDYWIN
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zogson created

zogson been created yesterday. many 'teens note how xe feels like an authentic 'jak belonging to the same level as cobson or gapejak, but this is not universally agreed upon. xe was traced off a pedohillic minnesota representative.

some are hypothesizing if zogson could be the prophesized cob killer, or alternatively poopson himself.

zogson soybooru variant page:
https://soybooru.com/booru?q=variant%3Azogson
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Old peter hates nupeter

Ever wondered why classic Peter would HATE moder Peter Griffin? Well, dive into this and find out..

A huge thanks to our dedicated and talented team, the writers, editors, researcher, voice actor, artist and everyone else that helps make this channel what it is. Proudly producing clean content, free of AI.
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johnny somali got convicted

now he will have to work for 6 months like a slave in prison and then will get deported back to america where he will get registered as sex offender
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today is 1 year anniversary for the great cuckset

this site has gone downhill since
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Its Soytans 23rd birthday today.

Happy 23rd birthday Kasumi! (according to soyjak lore).
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Doorbell Chud

Disturbing new details emerge as creep seen in viral video breaking into Fairfield home makes first court appearance

>Nichols has been charged with four felonies, including burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, vandalism and making criminal threats.

>On top of those counts, he is facing a fifth charge of annoying or molesting a child under 18, which allegedly stemmed from an earlier incident.
>Fairfield police said the additional charge came after a witness reported an encounter between Nichols and the witness’s child on April 5.
>After investigating, officers said, they found probable cause for arrest on the new charge.

>During Nichols’ court appearance, Judge William Pendergast increased his bond to $250,000, citing the need to ensure the safety of his victims and the threat he posed to the neighborhood. The bond was initially set at $35,000.

>Deputy District Attorney Steven Tali argued for the higher bail, citing the alleged threats and Nichols’ proximity to the victims.
Nichols did not enter a plea. His next court date is scheduled for April 23, according to jail records.
>If convicted, he faces years in prison on the burglary and assault charges, with additional penalties possible on the child-related allegation depending on how it is prosecuted.

>Authorities also confirmed Nichols is not a military veteran, despite him telling the homeowner otherwise during the confrontation before leaving the residence.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/disturbing-details-emerge-creep-seen-123000476.html
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It's feraljak's birthday today

Happy 6th birthday feraljak
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India Banned Trannies Or Something

geeeeeeg 3 weeks ago
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Plainrock makes Glitch productions leak after joking about le evil nigger word

Glitchsissies…
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Officer Soyson Fired

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Columbine Shooting Turns 27 years old

>”US School System Joke” o algo
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NOTCH SAID CUNNY ON XITTER

OOOOOOOYYYYY MINECRAFTPEDOS WHAT IS DISSSS DOCTOOOOOOOS
https://x.com/notch/status/1104549056796229634?s=20
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Clitler's birthday is today

Adolf Hitler's (nee Adolf Schicklgruber) birthday is today. He would be 137 as of today.
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Harry Dresden (live action chudjak) thread

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Bibi has prostate cancer

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The only difference between hentai websites and soybooru is soyjak. Literal porn website. JSID.
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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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Omori Bus Spotted in Japan

The infamous "Omori Bus" has been spotted driving in Tokio, Japan. Citizens are advised not to board and to keep their distance to this harmful vehicle and any obsessed passengers they may encounter.
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Dezi Freeman has died

An Australian cop killer has died recently after an intense shootout with the AFP's SWAT unit after being tipped off by an anonymous individual. He was hiding for 216 days as a self proclaimed "sovereign citizen".



If you post that peter griffin meme saying "OMGWTHC", then you are a FNF pedo jartycuck trans xueen from niggerhell!
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Man burns down Warehouse full of Toilet Paper because he wasn't being paid enough

A 1.2 Million Square foot Warehouse full of toilet paper in Ontario, Canada was burned down on Tuesday, April 7th. Suspect Chamel Abdulkarim posted the video of him going around lighting various packages of toilet paper while ranting about how "They couldn't even pay us enough to live". Chamel was arrested Thursday, and is facing multiple arson charges and potentially life in prison.

Pretty based
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Chudjak Arrested outside Doorstep

The ring camera footage of a man supposedly named Chudjak is going viral on the internet. The video showed the man's outburst in front of a house in Fairfield, California, on Apr. 7. He identified himself as a Chud and asked the homeowner where his daughter was.

As the owner refused to answer, Chudjak threatened to break the door and "end" him. Chud also asked "who was in there" and whether everyone inside was okay.

In the viral clip, the man screamed, broke the doorbell, and kicked the door, demanding that the homeowner open it. At one point, Chud mentioned that he lived in the neighborhood, which was not true, as the man inside confirmed that he had never seen Chud before.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/who-is-harry-dresden-concerning-ring-cam-footage-goes-viral-as-jason-thomas-nichols-trends-in-wake-of-fairfield-doorbell-incident/ar-AA20DxRo

https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w==
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Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

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