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it was all poopson and 'orn yesterday,
gooners lost sharty won btw

Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all. Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll. KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT Tĥis iŝ thḙ ;


Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all.

Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll.

Tḫḭs̷̺͒ is the meś̵̲̅säġḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉẹ ḧåvę hęàrd fròḿ ḩim and prỏclaim to yoų, ṭhat Goḍ ịś light,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņd ìṇ ḥim ịs ň̵̗̿ȯ dǎrkness aţ ̶̹̽all.


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In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?

/spam/ WAS RAPED AND DITCHED ON A ROADSIDE

Snopes: https://soybooru.com/user/Quote

America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca

>#BREAKING
>Discord has initiated the flow of data, logs, and information to Turkey.
>;Criminals' information is being obtained one by one.
https://x.com/gusholderhaber/status/2073352749974982926

>Türkiye is expected to restore access to Discord after the platform met the country’s security and content removal criteria, Transport and Infrastructure Minister Abdulkadir Uraloglu said.
https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/turkiye-to-restore-discord-access-soon-minister-says-3221382
https://shiftdelete.net/bakan-acikladi-discord-icin-erisim-engeli-kalkiyor

Snopes: https://soyjakwiki.org/Quote

Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters

she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses

/x/s PPH is high because somephono is spamming o algo

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]

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