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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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33 days for r/markiplier national focus Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 00:53:46 №18571 [Reply]

the r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 33 days

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 09:32:56 №18589

>>18571 (OP)
marge….

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man points out the biggest current problem in the world Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 02:34:25 №18359 [Reply]

is he correct?

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Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:16:49 №18582

>>18581

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:18:49 №18583

im SUPER GAY i love niggas

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:20:39 №18584

i love niggas XDXDDXXD

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:21:39 №18585

>i love niggas XDXDDXXDsdfsdf

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:31:52 №18586

gay XD

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 08:19:37 №18588

jkl

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Poopson potentially posted today Chud 12/02/25 (Tue) 23:28:39 №18150 [Reply]

It keeps getting deleted, but it is believed and rumoured to be Poopson himself, is it real? I'll let (You) decide

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 16:25:16 №18309

>>18161
Its only a fraction of what poopson truly looks like. Hes revealing himself slowly to us one at a time..

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 04:22:28 №18410

n

Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 14:50:34 №18513

Poop

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 00:03:22 №18521

Niggers

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 12:54:47 №18556

Kikes

nothing ever happens Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 07:47:08 №18587

10 days ago nothing ever happens

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We finally have our own Wikipedia article Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:58:01 №18269 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party
After a long time we finally got a proper Wikipedia article, it's pretty short doe, only including our origins, the (((ADL))) blaming us for (((2025 Antioch High School shooting))) (even doe we didn't have anything to do with that) and the 4cuck hacking earlier this year.
>News spacing
The article seems to have been in draft since November, unable to be uploaded due to some obsessed real life slopjak sending the article to be reviewed.

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Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 23:09:04 №18520

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They even got the site pic.

MOTHERFUCKER Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 01:00:38 №18522

I spend all this godddamn time rc patrolling and I don't even get a mention in the thread. What the fuck guys.

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 04:36:15 №18525

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Attention grabbing redtext
Why doesn't someone mention citing the sources that the soyjak wiki uses instead of the wiki itself? I would do that but if I posted in that thread. I would easily get doxxed.
Attention grabbing redtext

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 16:02:01 №18562

You won't get doxxed, we got rid IPs being public so if you contrib without an acc you get a TA, and it requires a perm that like 300 ppl have to see you ip (and checking ips is logged, and the editor will be in deep shit if they leak it). Or, if you make an acc, only checkusers can see your ip, there's like 20 of them and they're highly trusted to not act with impropriety.

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 18:21:10 №18563

Test

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 04:29:20 №18579

n

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Spaceking new episode just came out Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 17:39:23 №18311 [Reply]

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 02:32:16 №18358

shit nochungus cares about

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 04:14:03 №18578

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Nother ´itz gemmy

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MARGE SIMPSON DEAD Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 15:25:13 №18560 [Reply]

Beatrice Picard—the beloved voice behind Quebec's local version of Marge Simpson—died at age 96, her family announced.

"It is with great sadness that we announce the death of our mother, Beatrice, which occurred this morning, December 9th, at the age of 96,” her family wrote via Facebook on December 9.

Picard passed peacefully in her sleep, her family explained.

The voice actress had a storied career that spanned more than seven decades.

Born Marie Therese Beatrice Picard on July 3, 1929, she rose to fame as Angelina Desmarais in Le survenant—one of Quebec’s earliest tele-romans.

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Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 20:26:39 №18565

>Quebec's local version

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 03:06:16 №18577

>Quebec
SNCA

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Trump, Clinton, Gates included in Epstein photo trove Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 02:42:48 №18576 [Reply]

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/12/trump-clinton-gates-included-in-epstein-photo-trove-00688628

Photos from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein tie the convicted sex offender to President Donald Trump, former President Bill Clinton, tech billionaire Bill Gates and former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers.

These men and others are featured in the roughly 95,000 photos the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has received from the Epstein estate as part of its ongoing investigation. House Democrats released batches of photos on Friday.

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died 234 years ago today Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 17:27:51 №18261 [Reply]

RIP

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Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 04:27:26 №18508

RIP gone too soon

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 05:04:38 №18528

My sources are saying Amadeus is stable

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 21:32:43 №18566

N

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 22:15:55 №18567

I

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 01:32:07 №18572

G

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 02:20:27 №18573

Rip Aryan beast

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 10/14/25 (Tue) 18:42:47 №15798

up

Chud 10/14/25 (Tue) 18:43:09 №15799

go up

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 18:38:12 №16393

up

Chud 11/07/25 (Fri) 02:38:22 №16836

>>182 (OP)
up

Chud 11/12/25 (Wed) 10:51:49 №17138

relevant news goes UP

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 14:10:28 №18558

up

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LIMC covers Agartha and other related memes Chud 12/04/25 (Thu) 22:24:37 №18248 [Reply]

Think it's over for Agartha?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-I75F7FstI

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 12:18:57 №18378

I am not watching the video, what does he say about it?

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:48:25 №18400

Agartha has always been mainstream for months now, normalGODs are being exposed to Chuddy content which is good.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:53:01 №18401

LIMC is potentially one of the most soy 'tubers around. it took him half a year to talk about Agarthaposting despite going weeks of daily posting without actually covering a mainstream meme. It didn't kill LIMC, he was already dead.

Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 03:58:12 №18507

we still have hyperborea, and the meme will evntually go back to its niche, all of them do.

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 09:43:30 №18553

>>18248 (OP)
i'll never forgive you niggers for giving up on his 'ox

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 13:05:24 №18557

>>18553
kys tranny he's our fellow chud redpilling normalfags

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