Like, seriously, what the fuck actually drives some of these people into defending this below-Rob-Schneider-tier poor excuse of a comedic film?
I don't have xitter and I've only watched LS "Little Simp cuck" Mark's video on it, and I still don't fucking get it. The movie is a -3/10 shitty comedic film which should have been canned and left as a retarded joke pitch from the 00's, once you detach yourself from the "Ooooh, this is a 2d animated project, ergo it's art and therefore it is good" mentality the movie doesn't have anything to offer (fucking 8 crazy nights is better than this).
It's just a just so ever slightly less worse version of Sausage Party but with zoophilia tacked on to it. The pacing is dogshit, the only somewhat funny jokes present throughout the whole film are those that use the dog that acts like a human, the rest of the comedy is downright bad and predictable due to the fact that the movie really does limit itself to like 4 different kinds of jokes due to its theming (I swear, you can predict the "karma is a bitch" joke from the first moment Sterling appears on screen), the cinematography is beyond boring, the voice-acting is nothing to write home about, yada, yada, you get the goddamn point. The only good aspect about this movie is that it's on Netflix, so it's practically free.
The main points people do seem to bring up whenever they're trying to defend this are the trailers (which are a non-issue since the actual movie is what matters, and in this case, it is what it is), xitter drama (which shouldn't even be a fucking argument in the first place. And it's not like half of the people defending this turd there sound and act like bsky users), the doxxing thing (the fact that this one is mostly brought up just to score some pity points is genuinely pathetic), and the classic "erhhhhhm, you haven't even watched it yet" spud.
Is it all just Tartakovsky dick riding and 2d animationcels leaking at the fact that the movie sucks and is a rethread of Strays, or are there bigger factors at play here, like furfaggots trying to do some damage control all whilst attempting to make people believe that zoophilia isn't all that bad actually (it's not like that hermaphroditic dobberman sounds like the wet dream of your average e6 janny), and y'know
(((them))) due to the fact that the movie's about accepting being sterilized and cucked lol.
tl;dr:nobody should be forced to watch
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