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Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 09:27:00 №24615 [Reply]

COBOL issa gem.
Learn COBOL and Fortran to get a cute punch card operator gf

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Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 14:52:59 №24667

Let me tell you some SNCA about COBOL that makes it really cool

It uses Fixed-Point Arithmetic instead of Floating-Point arithmetic
It calculates numbers exactly the way a human does (base 10), not how a computer CPU usually does (base 2) because it was made before CPUs existed

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 17:12:02 №24673

>>24667
that sounds kinda inefficient but ok

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 17:33:25 №24674

>>24673
It’s efficient enough to carry like 70% of the global financial transaction system.

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 20:07:52 №24680

>>24674
even though DA JOOOOOOOS who own finance can just buy more computers to brute force the inefficient code

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 21:28:10 №24681

>>24615 (OP)
The only place it exists today is banking and even that's going away

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 14:55:36 №24713

>>24681
They have been saying its going to be going away for decades now. I think that this time it might actually, because LLMs are uniquely well equipped for porting COBOL. Thats not why I am learning it though, truth be told. I don't want to work as a code monkey.

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Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 17:59:05 №24299 [Reply]

when saving music, do you use mp3 or some other format? i started downloading in opus exclusively ever since i found out how lightweight it is with most programs supporting it already

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Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 20:34:50 №24595

>>24543
Don't be a faggot. Download formats like m4a and flac from qobuz or dezeer using lucida.to

Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 21:10:52 №24598

I just throw 'tube links into a yt-dlp script I made.

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 06:45:08 №24611

Reminder: foobar2000 exists and is very good.

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 15:59:08 №24628

mp3-320/256 i don't hear the difference with flac or other lossless formats

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 12:28:56 №24699

>>24611
what about winamp?

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 14:16:21 №24708

>>24611
its windows only which sucks but i like quod libet on linux

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Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 17:09:26 №24672 [Reply]

what are some good clipboard managers for Windows computers?

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 18:15:44 №24675

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the default one

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 19:06:49 №24676

windows subsystem for linux

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 14:02:05 №24704

>>24672 (OP)
what are some good clipboard managers for linux mint xfce

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Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 07:59:41 №23167 [Reply]

what is /tech/ favourite laptop line up or manufacturer

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Chud 12/28/25 (Sun) 17:35:07 №23784

lenovo

Chud 12/28/25 (Sun) 23:31:44 №23815

>>23783
paid $2000 to a pajeet award

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 09:26:44 №23838

>>23201
actually i think you should either buy getac or a macbook. getac is better than panasonic nowadays. i honestly think panasonic is 10 years behind getac in terms of product design. the reason i say you should buy a getac or a macbook, is because both getacs and macbooks are the highest and most refined forms of distinctly different types of laptop.

Chud 12/29/25 (Mon) 09:43:11 №23840

>>23167 (OP)
I wish I had £2000 to pay to the chinks to ship me a ThinkPad X210AI

Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 16:09:09 №24291

>>23203
for autists like me who like disks these are awesome. i dont own any but i really want them. i think the thinkpads with removable ports and pcmcia cards are also nice.

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 13:17:56 №24702

>>23840
can you ask the seller to not including batteries?

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Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 23:14:22 №24687 [Reply]

NIGGER PAJEET ISRAELI CONTROLLED AI COALPILOT INTEGRATED 30 % VIBE CODED SPYWARE EMBEDDED 100 BLUE SCREEN SHOWED 90° PC OWERHEATED LEFT NIGGER NEWS PROMOTED SYSTEM

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 16:03:03 №24723

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Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 13:14:04 №23672 [Reply]

What do we think about phones sharty, I saw that the goygle pixels were pretty neat

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Chud 12/28/25 (Sun) 22:51:26 №23811

>>23742
Is visible actually good for TB/month traffic? I was with mint they kind of suck. All mobile providers do some sort of throttling. You mentioned that you're in the US, which is known to cuck internet speeds.

Chud 12/28/25 (Sun) 22:55:01 №23812

>>23771
This is why I stick to old phones and a faraday bag. They can't take that away. Goyim can block custom roms and make them illegal. A faraday bag isn't illegal in most countries.

Chud 12/28/25 (Sun) 23:49:45 №23816

>>23691
They are the BSD of mobile phones
>Niche software that has ties with a better, more useful piece of software (Linux on PC and Android on phones)
>Unusable in the real world due to lack of apps available
>Only shilled by trannies and hipsters.
Don't bother. Maybe it'll get better in a few years.

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 09:17:10 №23972

>>23696
they do that because they know they fucked up with islam and are at risk of terrorist attacks against the political class because everyone knows he is gay and Brigitte is man

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 04:20:20 №24084

>>23672 (OP)
only good for downloading files (if ackdroid)

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 21:42:31 №24682

>>24084
or internet browsing

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Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 04:06:12 №24645 [Reply]

What are the implications of this for bipoc

https://youtube.com/shorts/pkHlz2QlHqw?si=MV9beAYLYkLvn6wb

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 13:12:02 №24662

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link is an ip grabber BTW

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Chud 09/10/25 (Wed) 14:36:10 №17909 [Reply]

>Quality Of Service

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Chud 12/23/25 (Tue) 04:27:55 №23396

up

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 03:41:39 №24082

up

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 01:06:49 №24127

bruv

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 01:11:40 №24129

>>17909 (OP)
best thread on the website award

Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 07:04:00 №24576

up

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 09:37:24 №24654

up

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Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 09:58:36 №22957 [Reply]

When are we adding a soyjak generating library to the Java standard library

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 09:41:46 №23040

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what would this even look like

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import javax.soyjak.Cobson;
import javax.soyjak.SoyjakFactory;
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Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 00:39:53 №23627

I would not use it, I do not trust Oracle.

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 09:25:43 №24653

>>>23627
>Yeah this is why Csharp won HAIL MICRQSQFT
using Microsoft.Soyjaks;

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Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 03:56:07 №24644 [Reply]

hey niggas i want to use a vpn so recommend mi one
>

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 05:29:46 №24646

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>proton good for a free one even a retard can setup
>open vpn u basically host your own vpn or something u need terminal n linux n sheit but its free
>mullvad absolute privacy cus its all hosted on ram or something and only 5 euros

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 06:26:04 №24649

>>24646
thanks buddy

Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 14:53:28 №24712

>>>24646
>thanks buddy

blud think he dqll :skullemoji:

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Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 01:44:59 №24133 [Reply]

what headphones that /tech/ prefers?
ideally no headphones that are soy or goyslop.
right now i use sony wh-ch720n since those have physical buttons and are extremely cheap on ebay refurbished.

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Chud 01/04/26 (Sun) 03:20:55 №24322

>>24312
nobass

Chud 01/04/26 (Sun) 05:08:29 №24323

>>24322
bass is for niggers

Chud 01/04/26 (Sun) 05:15:24 №24324

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>>24323

Chud 01/04/26 (Sun) 05:18:41 №24326

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>>24324
>phons

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>>24288
ya theyre nice with local music (ripped CD etc.)

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 06:21:07 №24648

>>24323
>>24614 (OP)

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Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 18:41:28 №24159 [Reply]

Hello saars,
I'm thinking about buying a PC mostly for Linux use, as I have a fuckton of laptops. Should I get a used Thinkcentre or another workstation like that or build it myself. Don't worry I have PC RAM and a SATA SSD.

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Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 19:10:46 №24164

>>24163
Are AliExpress MBs even that good? Sounds like a fire hazard waiting to happen.

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 19:12:47 №24165

>>24164
im partial to them after seeing that some of them let you disable intel management engine in bios

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 19:18:17 №24166

>>24165
That's pretty cool actually. I would still not trust their safety but that's good to know

Chud 01/01/26 (Thu) 19:27:11 №24167

>>24162
You have any recommendations?

Chud 01/05/26 (Mon) 23:55:38 №24436

my only advice is to not buy a Nvidia gpu

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 06:17:27 №24647

>>24165
those motherboards could be lying

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Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 05:24:09 №24571 [Reply]

>I FUCKING LOVE KDE! KDE IS SO HECKIN' AWESOME, UPVOTED! LONG LIVE THE PLASMA SHELL! OOOOOOOOO-

A shame that this faggot wouldn't stop soying about KDE because his criticisms are a trvthnvuke, GNOME is really flawed.

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 01:54:55 №24640

VVINDQVVWS VVON, keep seething GA-NOOggers

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Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 04:36:49 №24569 [Reply]

Why does X11 suck so fucking much
I need to use it for some legacy applications and since I don't want to restart my desktop every time I need to launch or close a specific software to connect to my calculator I end up just leaving myself on X11

Chud 01/08/26 (Thu) 19:42:27 №24592

Because its code base it like from the 90, so no supersize it sucks. Just use XWayland if you need to use X11

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>no supersize it sucks

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 18:32:16 №24633

>>24569 (OP)
what do you even dislike about it

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 19:05:22 №24634

>i hate X11 without having a single reason why
linux users are retards

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 19:30:34 №24636

marge what problems do you have, for most things xwayland works fine

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>>24569 (OP)
>time to use le legacy windowing system
>wtf why isn't it modern?

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Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 15:55:55 №24626 [Reply]

What have you done tech related that regularly serves you IRL.

Exemple:
- A smart mirror
- Useful scripts for whatever
- i don't have any other ideas geg

Chud 01/09/26 (Fri) 19:11:32 №24635

>adguard home (on openwrt) with optimistic cacheing and quad9 to prevent sending url requests to jews
>sqm
>pizero magicmirror/kvm
>sonobus to connect all my PCs audio to my backup phone for high quality bluetooth audio codec
>jbod ryzen nas(ias) to store petabytes of linux isos
>2x1tb wd drives in zfs parity for backup