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Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 05:15:32 №30232 [Reply]

Jews took self modifying code from the white man so he could pozz x86 with branch prediction and hardware managed cache. Imagine what we could've done

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Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 05:59:52 №30931

>>30912
@grok help this guy

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:18:12 №31038

>>30908
Compiler devs need to bring back hardware hackery and the culture surrounding it. Hidden opcodes and undef behavior are aryan

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:45:33 №31067

>>30232 (OP)
ever heard of trampoline hooks? those modify the text segment of the running program to dynamically hook functions in the assembly. its still possible and used nigga.
https://blog.vaxry.net/articles/2023-trampolineHooks

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 17:53:56 №31088

>>31067
How does this no ruin cache coherency and therefore the branch predictor

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 05:06:07 №31783

>>31088
Still curious because I am not a low-level aryan

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 09:24:32 №31788

This is why Java, C# and reflective languages with runtimes will always be aryan

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 21:32:21 №31747 [Reply]

is libreoffice bloatware?

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 22:08:38 №31752

yes but so are browsers which everynigger uses anyway so its okay I guess

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 22:13:21 №31755

>>31747 (OP)
usecase for office software?
im a neet btw, if that matters

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 00:08:46 №31778

not bad as msft office doe

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 03:03:21 №31781

OnlyOffice is gooder

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 05:33:29 №31784

I use it as a pdf viewer because adobe reader doesn't werk

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 06:40:25 №31787

>>31784
Adobe reader has no usecase besides taking up memory and having a cluttered interface

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Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 10:30:11 №31384 [Reply]

itt: post shit stallman cares about

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:12:43 №31643

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>>31642

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:13:34 №31645

>>31643
Everyone knows dis doe

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:16:11 №31647

>fat
>communist
>pedo
>noo
What else do i Add on the bucket list?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:16:28 №31648

>>31647
Noo*
Rape phones

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:17:06 №31649

>>31648
Joo* wtf kys obsessed autocorrect'cord

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 23:18:41 №31765

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>>>31648
>Joo* wtf kys obsessed autocorrect'cord

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:40:13 №31603 [Reply]

We're winning

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 09:19:28 №31714

nobaldi cares now
do we keep advertising /opsec/?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 14:56:26 №31728

>>31714
>advertising /opsec/
as in posting threads in soy and getting them to move to a /tech/ thread? (so the information gets effectively preserved)

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 15:55:59 №31733

there's no prize you know

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 16:57:13 №31734

>>31733
the prize is that people bother to check out and actually post on /tech/ instead of le metawhining

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 22:29:39 №31759

>>31603 (OP)

gemmy af we're so back bros

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 00:07:36 №31776

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>>31734
shut up

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 18:57:22 №31539 [Reply]

LINUXSISSIES… WE'RE NOT COOL ANYMORE…

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 22:12:08 №31754

>>31539 (OP)
just use goofcord nusoi

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:31:04 №31841

fuck this shit we are going to Redox os now

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 15:27:56 №31730 [Reply]

browsing 'arty on windows 98

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 15:42:47 №31731

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>browsing farty on Reunion 7

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 15:55:25 №31732

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>>31730 (OP)
>browsing it on a 3ds so you can become a boy who loves the 3ds (08 - evendoe he wasnt born in 2008, ok?)

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unifi-video log4j2 Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 14:28:47 №31727 [Reply]

i have ubuntu18.04 running on vm with unifi-video, i want to test if it is vulnerable to Log4j2 and i want to make a poc.

[code]unzip -l /usr/lib/unifi-video/lib/log4j-core-2.1.jar | grep -i JndiLookup[/code]
ths look up shows that my unifi-video 3.10.3 does have the vulnerable JndiLookup thingy. It also seems to have all the requirements for a proper RCE to work BUT FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST CANT FUCKING EXPLOIT IT WHAT THE FUCK

https://github.com/puzzlepeaches/Log4jUnifi
i tried this shti and modified so instead of /api/login it sends the request to /api/2.0/login which is the actual endpont unifi-video expects. Has any of you niggas had experience with this shit please help a nigga out.

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 09:30:25 №31715 [Reply]

im going to read this

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 10:09:43 №31716

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>>31715 (OP)
enjoy

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:29:07 №31718

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>Reading books on the massive enormous gigantic colossal prodigious big 2027 instead of using a locally run llm

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 13:12:28 №31721

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>a DINOSAUR on the front cover of a BOOK about OPERATING SYSTEM CONCEPTS???? THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM AND QUIRKY!!!!!

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 13:22:38 №31722

>>31715 (OP)
Seems interesting. IDK how it pairs to just reading online documentation THOUGH

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:10:29 №31683 [Reply]

why does the gen z zoomer youth not understand deep recursive fractal mathematics?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:18:41 №31687

>>31683 (OP)
Lazy

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 02:25:50 №31705

redpill me on this 🤪

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:35:02 №31719

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we all understand this especially me… oh… you didn't know that? well we all learned this at the big brain smart smart smarty pants kkklub, if you had a membership then maybe just maybe you would've known that

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:51:51 №31720

>>31705
its when you do the same thing over and over again

Chud 05/14/26 (Thu) 00:09:09 №31779

>>31720
i brapped twice yesterday

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/opsec/ general Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:31:52 №31658 [Reply]

Shove a screwdriver into THISpin on your motherboard to disable Intel ME
Learn how to rape niggas with OSINT skills
Discover new ways to pretend to be a hacker like you saw on muh Mr robot.

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 02:02:56 №31704

>>31658 (OP)
some of those hacked Xeon motherboards on aliexpress let you load russian bios and turn off intel ME

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 05:17:11 №31709

any guides for hardening the linux kernel?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 05:49:01 №31710

>>31704
that would be a rvzzaryan gemerald if it was true

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 06:00:54 №31711

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>>31704
for the love of god please dont do this

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 07:06:22 №31712

>>31711
do dis

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 11:44:15 №31717

>>31711
THE BIGGEST HASBARA UNIT 8200 MOSSAD SHILL WITH THE BIGGEST KIKE NOSE AND SLOPED NEANDERTHAL FOREHEAD POSTED THIS AND GOT PAID $100,000,000,000 FOR IT (all american tax dollars). NETANYAHU HIMSELF OVERSAW THIS POST

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 05:05:56 №31489 [Reply]

Convince me why Arch actually isn't shit
>"We don't use ancient packages!"
>*error: failed to commit transaction*
>malware in the AUR every other day which is required to install anything useful
>(((system)))
>Bloated binary packages so the lightest arch system gets btfo by gentoo without even trying
>Overhyped documentation that handholds in all the wrong ways when you could just RTFM or ask a chatbot your specific problem
>Insufferable community of troons who think copying commands from a wiki to install something makes them linus torvalds

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Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:40:22 №31699

And the only issues I have is nvidia drivers brapping, which can be fixed by reinstalling and reconfigurating monitor settins in muh trannyland

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:41:21 №31700

I was molested btw

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:48:51 №31703

>>31700
Is that why you are trans (BTW)?

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 02:31:07 №31707

>>31656
eva&oe redhat/fedora also gets the work done

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 02:57:51 №31708

>>31656
>>31707
Don't lie bro. Everyone knows you don't get work done. Posting on imageboards all day isn't "work" 💀

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 07:51:25 №31713

Arch is troonslop, be a MintGOD instead

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 20:59:05 №31554 [Reply]

alternative to libreboot that isn't owned by a tranny pedophile?
>usecase: not showing support to moloch

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:32:20 №31596

I sound retarded because I'm phonoposting for the time being.
Basically the reason why its special is since:
Common office system
Large range of generations supported on the socket (I think you can get up to a i3 9300)
Also pretty sure the non sff version has coreboot support, meaning beefier CPUs.

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:00:48 №31628

Bump
Seca

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:23:27 №31688

>>31554 (OP)
Just remembered this troon resells the computers that are supported by coreboot with a 10x markup
(£60 optiplex with 16GB of ram (40 but 60 ish now + a shitty 240GB nvme, which is like 30 quid)
The price of the CPU is negligible
But selling an effectively £130 computer for…
£458 is insane
Sir, you installing coreboot is not worth £330
The kicker is…
its the weaker 3050 micro, not even the 5050 sff

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:26:27 №31689

Let's not get started on the £700 = $900
Optiplex with 32GB of ram (ddr4 32GB was 60 then, but like 140 now)
+ 1tb nvme
I got a good quality nvme back then for £60
Price is prob 80 who knows
Seriously? Selling a sub £300 or (£180 back then) for fucking £700

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:29:12 №31693

The £840 option is the previous with a cheap 1tb data ssd

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:35:11 №31697

Sata* ^

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 19:24:15 №31464 [Reply]

I was trying to download a picture of your mom, but it took up my entire hard drive.

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 01:06:50 №31480

poorfag

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 08:23:21 №31507

>>31467
why does quote soyboy over jpegxl

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:03:58 №31632

oh that is just too damn funny OP GOOD ONE!

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:06:45 №31633

>>31632
I laughed
>t. Nophono

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:09:28 №31639

>>31507
Because jewgle killed it for being too good so web'p would be adopted instead

Chud 05/13/26 (Wed) 00:13:02 №31644

>>31639
Also is it even supported yet on the sharty
Please say nusoi will bring support for the 90 different variations of mp4

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Chud 05/11/26 (Mon) 13:20:39 №31443 [Reply]

I've been working on a FOSS extension to block degeneracy for a while

It feels so good to create a thing people use, even if it's less than 250 people, according to firefox

https://github.com/zeroarchroot/yamato

What's your verdict, chuds?

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 11:10:29 №31512

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>>31472
>>31473
>>31475
Aww thanks

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 11:59:21 №31515

what does it do exactly, readme isn't very clear
is it just a domain blacklist or does it do fancier stuff like nsfw detection via a local LLM?

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>>31515

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 22:09:31 №31562

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>or does it do fancier stuff like nsfw detection via a local LLM?

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:42:42 №31606

>>31562
aryan beast

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:44:08 №31608

>>31562
Senior engineer at company I can't name

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Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 17:21:58 №31530 [Reply]

TechBRQS, I need to use windows exclusive programs sometimes so I dual boot fartix and atlasos. But recently my hdd started to die and I'm considering putting both OSes into the ssd on seperate partitions, is this a good idea? Could bill gatestein spy on my linux partition? Are there any other problems that might arise from doing this?

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 17:35:37 №31532

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Windows 11 is literally some shit Bill Gates made in a lab like those lonestar ticks that are everywhere now, the ones he made in a lab to fill us with Epstein DNA every time you get a tickbite and make you allergic to red meat at the same time

Anyway enough of that schizo rant. New versions of windows brick your fucking linux install when you have it on the same drive cause Bill Gates is a sick pedophile

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 17:41:41 №31534

Install them on separate drives if you can

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:34:34 №31598

>>31530 (OP)
Unless you have full disk encryption, windows can see the contents on an external drive. Just use a VM or wine. Or trashpick an old laptop drive for windows

Chud 05/12/26 (Tue) 23:38:49 №31601

>>31598
Put fulldisk encryption on windows using veracrypt and install bing
This will make you an opsec DEMON