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Goblin 10/29/25 (Wed) 08:55:44 №20284 [Reply]

What do you guys think about grapeneos?
anyone use it?

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Skeleton 10/29/25 (Wed) 10:48:06 №20288

>>20285
How do you install this on your phone

Boogeyman 10/29/25 (Wed) 12:14:08 №20293

>>20288
it was pretty easy
https://grapheneos.org/install/web

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:27:13 №20484

It would be great if GrapheneOS didn't rely on pixel phones

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 10:11:37 №20515

>>20484
yeah it sucks. I was thinking of making the switch when the 10a comes out but they don't even pixel 10 support since google didn't add it to the android open source project (aosp)

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 11:21:57 №20517

>>20515
Get a 9a then. They're really cheap by modern phone standards

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 16:00:17 №20527

if i had a pixel i would use it

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Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 22:28:27 №18822 [Reply]

The FBI is dragging its feet when it comes to arresting 4chan's most annoying spammers.

https://nitter.net/GrapeApe9k/status/1973060632879525970

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Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 04:00:20 №18830

Serves the retard right for turning the place into a glorified porn website. I warned them all for years and they ignored it.

Chud 10/21/25 (Tue) 21:03:30 №19871

>>18828
Why? Don't break federal law you weedsmoking illegal immigrant CP spamming antifa piece of shit.

Chud 10/21/25 (Tue) 21:04:25 №19872

>>18830
Porn is fine but it should be contained on its own boards. /b/ isn't fun when it's 80% porn.

Chud 10/21/25 (Tue) 21:28:10 №19873

>>19872
The FBI wants 4chan to be a mess of mental illness, because that creates a managed enemy for them to fight. Literally half or more of what alphabet agencies do, is create problems so they can look like needed heroes and justify an ever increasing budget for themselves.

Porn is one of the most powerful magnets for mental illness.

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:37:21 №20486

Glowies are parasites 4chan is a dead eaten out husk
Don't let it happen to the sharty
>>18827
>oh i'm a glowiecuck, yes i'm a glowiecuck, postin 'p like having fun i don't give a fuck
>>19873
Porn addiction is a human flaw

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 07:40:55 №20513

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Gurupartap Singh Davis

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Can someone please set up Hayden and start 'chiving please Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 07:18:25 №20230 [Reply]

This'll probably be very helpful
https://deepwiki.com/bbepis/Hayden
https://github.com/bbepis/Hayden
Please I just want something to preserve this shit, but then again I guess I'll just 'chive using SingleFile and Gopher Link and upload to IA o algo.

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Hershey 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:28:05 №20423

>>20422
I'm not that guy but I recall quote saying that as well

Twix 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:28:39 №20424

>>20423
I'm best friends with quote and he said he didn't know where he said that

Lifesavers 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:30:38 №20425

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>>20424
I'd have the logs of xher saying it but unfortunately I overwrote my #soy logs by accident and only have a scrambled and corrupted version rn

Oreos 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:33:27 №20426

>>20425
Bro lowkey I know him personally and he said he remembered saying that but not where.

Peanut butter 10/31/25 (Fri) 04:37:31 №20428

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>>20426
>I know him personally

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 06:09:25 №20509

I've dumped Quote's fork into Deep Wiki
https://deepwiki.com/b3lrog/Hayden

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 12:26:21 №20474 [Reply]

would you let Ranjeet control a robit in your home?

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 13:27:03 №20480

I mean we already have roombas

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 13:32:14 №20481

>>20480
roombas don't have a set of double D's doe

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 14:26:18 №20483

>>20481
I mean we could just-
oh wait you're right

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 03:31:59 №20501

>>20474 (OP)
does this thing have holes you can fuck, at least?

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:55:09 №20502

>>20474 (OP)
I have a tardwife already

Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 05:35:54 №20505

>>20474 (OP)
>>20475
>>20476
>>20479
>>20480
>>20481
>>20483
>>20501
>>20502
/tech/bros are not beating no nut november

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 10:33:14 №20470 [Reply]

[code]awk_macro_vm(){ awk 'BEGIN{r[0]=0;r[1]=1;r[x]=1;ic=1;while(r[x]){x=substr(ci,ic,1);y=substr(ci,ic+1,1);z=substr(ci,ic+2,1);if(z "-"){r[x]-=r[y]}; else if(z "<"){r[x]=r[x]<r[y]}; else if(z "m"){r[y]=r[x]}; else if(z "$"){r[x]=system(r[y])}; else if(z "r"){r[x]=r[r[y]]}; else if(z "w"){r[r[y]] = r[x]}; else if(z "i"){getline r[x]}; else if(z "o"){printf "%s", r[x]}; else if(z "+"){r[x]=r[x] r[y]}; else if(z "c"){r[x] = sprintf("%c", r[y])}; else if(z "#"){r[x] = ord(r[y])}; else if(z "s"){r[x]=substr(r[x],r[y],1)};else if(z == "x"){ic=-2;ci=r[x]}; ic+=3};};' ci="$1";};[/code]

this allows you to change the syntax semmenatics and grammar of just about any shell language at will via reader macros. you can essentially write a macro that will allow you to rewrite the rules to the shell while it is running and invent your own notations. this runs on nearly any computer in the whole world

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:42:26 №20492

raped by formatting

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:37:13 №20494

>>20492
view-source:https://soyjak.st/tech/thread/20470.html

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:34:37 №20496

>>20470 (OP)
this is malware btw, it raped my computer

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Oreos 10/30/25 (Thu) 00:45:56 №20324 [Reply]

/tech/gooners, I finally made something even a bit useful, which can help you to overcome your porn addiction

https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/1ojgldt/

It's really so satisfying to make open-source projects that aren't oriented on gaining some profit from them

Have you ever made something cool and positive in your life?

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Wisp 10/31/25 (Fri) 09:45:57 №20432

kys redditor

Lollipop 10/31/25 (Fri) 13:39:52 №20439

aryan

Taffy 11/01/25 (Sat) 03:11:35 №20453

>>20324 (OP)
I might actually start using this, thanks

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 11:50:03 №20473

why are you selfinserting as a troonjak

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:55:20 №20488

>>20453
I love hearing that :3
>>20473
Xe's cute and happy

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:39:37 №20495

>>20324 (OP)
Go back

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Fudge 10/29/25 (Wed) 05:13:49 №20276 [Reply]

Could we make a Sharty-themed programming language?
Also I mean a full language, not just C++ with a bunch of #defines or a Python clone either.

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Kisses 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:43:04 №20306

>>20277
Holy C is reddit.

Wizard 10/29/25 (Wed) 21:20:14 №20318

>>20306
holy c is the most aryan programing language there ever was.

Jolly Rancher 10/29/25 (Wed) 22:52:13 №20322

>>20291
obviously PVRE functional
>>20299
>>20303
good morning saars!

Demon 10/30/25 (Thu) 09:32:55 №20336

>java is le pajeet
go back to reddit

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 11:05:05 №20471

Javajeets in shambles

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:47:34 №20493

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>>20322
>obviously PVRE functional

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Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:29:16 №20485 [Reply]

I have picked up a roadkill keyboard(?) and it has a fan and usb stuff and i didn't want it to go to waste
What is salvageable? Shit appeared after halloween and it's missing 8% of the keys but has a lot of chips

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:42:46 №20487

Trash it nigga, if you need a keyboard they're cheap.
Why do you think it was thrown out in the first place?

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 16:23:37 №20489

Chip harvesting and such
It was roadkill when i found it near my house but it was not very bent and it was just wet
I use wired keyboards and my laptops built in one
This has a fan and some chips

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 16:42:47 №20490

>>20489
bro livin in the mad max universe 💀🗿

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 17:39:58 №20491

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I'd take the keys to have backup ones if they were the same kind as my keyboard's ones. Ig you can also desolder some capacitors but there's not usually that many.
>has a lot of chips
What chips exactly? The ones that I disassembled had just a tiny control piece like this (it has a tiny chip on the underside as well)

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Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 14:02:33 №20160 [Reply]

>So I found the solution but it is perhaps not a happy one, this software is outdated and not meant for windows 10, the IAEA has the current version in its nuclear simulator suite and you must contact the designated approval authority of your country and be part of an IAEA member state in order to gain access.
<reddit space
>Step 1: Create a Nucleus login ID by registering on the IAEA's Nucleus website. This is necessary in order to obtain access to our SharePoint website, where all the simulators are hosted.

>Step 2: Download and fill out this simulator request form.

>Step 3: Scan and send the completed form to the competent official authority (Ministry of Foreign Affairs, National Atomic Energy Authority, or to the applicant's Member State Permanent Mission to the IAEA in Vienna, Austria) for their approval and signature (stamp).

>After this the Permanent Mission will then forward the approved request to Official Mail, the International Atomic Energy Agency, P.O. Box 100, Vienna International Centre, A-1400 Vienna, Austria. You will then receive an email from the IAEA with instructions on how to download all the simulators from our SharePoint website.
WHY DOES ROSATOM AND IAEA WANT ME TO DO ALL OF THIS??? WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY???

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Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 07:59:57 №20196

>>20194
Not looking for a Vnc im looking for a simulation and its downloads
You can not find any nuclear reactor on vnc and if you do itll just be simulator and the only one that we ever found iirc was a florida BWR im specificially looking for russian PWR

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 17:30:46 №20203

up

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 19:59:51 №20207

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>>20160 (OP)
>up>>20203
>>20196
>>20194
>>20186
>>20182
>>20181
>>20180
>>20179
>>20178
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 20:00:30 №20208

>>20196
why do you want to download it if you don't mind me asking?

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 20:01:09 №20209

>>20208
i am using these simulators as a way to train certain skills

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 06:03:41 №20465

>>20160 (OP)
I know windows has compatibility modes for programs you can enable, but if you are getting some snca dll error you can sometimes find the version you need online. Honestly you should see if you can get the version you have working under wine first as downloading missing dlls is really easy

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Laptop plugged in but not charging. Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:46:03 №20088 [Reply]

What the fuck causes this? This happened a few months ago so I got the battery replaced but now it's happening again already. I'm losing ~1% charge every two days.

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 09:42:13 №20235

Buy new power supply idk

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 10:05:46 №20237

open up the laptop, unplug the battery, start once without it, plug it back in

Wizard 10/31/25 (Fri) 14:49:01 №20440

Fix ur batteries

Starburst 10/31/25 (Fri) 16:04:56 №20443

theres a little soyjak in your computer using the battery to power his walkable apartment

Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 05:56:44 №20463

>>20088 (OP)
If you're using a proper charger, check the bios for optimized charging shalala. Just reset your bios if you haven't changed anything or manually set it back to default or whatever fits what you do. If that doesn't work do what this nigga said except try to start it with no battery or charger
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