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I’m using I caca phones in the I caca shop for this, ama

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up

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extremely important thread



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 β„–29879[Reply]

what does Intel Management Engine actually do? does AMD have something of that sort too? can i turn it off?

 β„–29884

puts a backdoor in the computers of all of the goyim, amd has psp and i have herd it is less bad. trannyboot should get rid of it but computers 4th gen intel should not have it. but some amd motherboards let you turn psp off

 β„–29885

if your cpu has V-PRO, it's a backdoor for fleet management and the mossad. if it doesn't have V-PRO, it's a backdoor just for the mossad



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 β„–29762[Reply]

Should I learn PHP before or after Javascript?

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javascript
you'll still need some javascript when writing php

 β„–29767

Learn assembly sissyboy

 β„–29835

learn claude

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>>29762 (OP)
javascript retard



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 β„–29816[Reply]

I am going to jail soon. I can't bring my phone but I can bring a MP3 player. Recommend me a MP3 player for when I am going to jail. Its a Norwegian jail so it will be comfy.
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Modded iPod?

 β„–29824

are you actually the same guy? saw this on /g/ the other day

 β„–29826

take an ipod and smack all the music in the world on it

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>>29817
>what are you serving time for?

I had a consent accident.

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>>>29817
>
>>what are you serving time for?
>
>
>I had a consent accident.

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>>29832
post indictment



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 β„–29805[Reply]

Any good alts of Windows Blinds?

 β„–29807

Cracked window blinds

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>>29807
I could do that but i just wanna see if their better themes for windows 10 other than blinds



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 β„–29627[Reply]

>void is good actually

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this is how people who shill against artix look like btw

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>void is good actually

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bump

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troons do say this because troons love C and hate rust and thus they love void and hate ()

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>inb4 ackshually rust is the troonlang



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 β„–29814[Reply]

how to code


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 β„–29526[Reply]

bought a thinkpad t480
specs as of now
-256 GB SSD
-8GB of RAM
-W11
-some i5 linux cpu
Any tips for beginners, I wanted to upgrade the ram but thats really fucking expensive.
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 β„–29585

>thinkpad t480
lucky you
luks encrypt your disk, use coreboot, and the linux-libre kernel if you can

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>>29526 (OP)
do the WWAN slot SSD upgrade (look up tutorial) since this gives you an easy increase in fast storage, a compatible drive can be had on eBay etc. The best part about this is you can keep both drives.
You should install (any) Linux to get the most out of it as Windows 11 is awful. Ubuntu or Fedora/Bazzite are user friendly and just work. (fuck mint)
>>29528
>coreboot
for fags and completely pointless
>16GiB (matching) ram
nice to have but not necessary
>>29585
>luks
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>>29526 (OP)
increase that puny SSD and download some ram
if you want a properly functional computer, get of windows 11, the cpu and ram will make you suffer once you open a few browser tabs

 β„–29716

why do you need more than 8gb ram on a laptop

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>>29716
bigger multitasking and other stuff i don't know about

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>>29526 (OP)
Use an os without a wm



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I made a namecheap account and bought a domain. except nothing in the acocunt is real except for my CC details (obviously otherwise i couldnt pay) and my email (evendoe issa proton email that doesnt contain my actual irl name). now these niggas sent me a mail saying
>saar your account is temporarliy disabled we need to verify your account for credit card fraud saar. please go to your bank account, and find the namecheap transaction, find the transaction identifier, and send it to us saar.
Now I sent it to them, but I’m starting to get really scared. Of course the CC is mine, and I’ve proven that the CC is mine since I can access the CC’s associated bank account. but they’ll see something is weird when I put vatican, prolapse street as my address.

What should I do? fuck

 β„–29787

Just put your server IP in a QR code and mail it to everyone

 β„–29789

geg i didn't know this could happed

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Didn't listen to the rap award
If it looks fake them fed'll go crazy



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Is Bazzite any good? I heard it uses the SteamOS compatability so it works well with games. I would be using the computer to play games and do raisin in a browser, is it worth changing from windows to this or is there a better linux distro for gaming, on steam and otherwise?
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>>29759
gnu schizo fanboy, dni

 β„–29770

use fartix with cachyos kernel and proton-cachyos good enough and you won't be /that/ zogged some rotund chud will say anything short of full stallman glows

downside ur in fartix purgatory with the rest of us

 β„–29774

No. Shitty meme distro. It's only relevant because SteamOS hasn't come out for all devices yet

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>>29774
Normies have been conditioned into thinking they need steamos to save them, when in reality they can just get endeavour

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>>29761
Ironically Red Hat is the least problematic FOSS corporation, it has never done dual licensing or tried to make forking RHEL a legal minefield and it contributes to upstream by default.

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 β„–29744[Reply]

So is systemd bad or good and why let’s settle this techniggers

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>systemd create hidden directory filled with 'p

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>>29744 (OP)
systemd is a backdoor

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>>29744 (OP)
>systemd bad because it's bloated or some snca

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>>29747
How so

 β„–29757

bloated*, insecure, and institutionalized
snopes this all yourself
snopes yourself into paranoia



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How do I make a random image generator in javascript?

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probably something like this but in javascript
def ryejetj(hrtsrthsrt:str):
import random,time,struct
from PIL import Image
ywhoarebasicallythe,ngistheseschi,OOOYYYYYY=0xff,0xff,time.perf_counter()
qwerty=random.seed(int.from_bytes(f"ra{hrtsrthsrt}".encode("utf-8"))^struct.unpack('i', struct.pack('f', time.perf_counter()-OOOYYYYYY))[0])
Image.frombytes("RGB",(ywhoarebasicallythe,ngistheseschi),random.randbytes(ywhoarebasicallythe*ngistheseschi*3)).show()

 β„–29728

Ask ChatJeetPT o algo

 β„–29731

geg are you building a nu babybot

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>How do I make a random image generator in javascript?

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get a random img api



 β„–29714[Reply]

nu 'duke

 β„–29715

phew, I was worried something happened to him since he went on a long (for him) hiatus of 4 days

 β„–29726

just watched it, made me sad iwnb able to try linux in '06

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>>29726
pretty sure you can download old isos



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 β„–29686[Reply]

SYSTEMD LOVE THREAD
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>>29686 (OP)
systemd hate thread

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>>29689
unironically this, if he makes a few more tosses, he'll probably sharty culture as a whole, not just /tech/ culture

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>>29689
>>29695
xe's gemmy

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 β„–29640[Reply]

post your gpu's
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>>29646
Nigger, you have double of what I have

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It's the 16gb one

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>>29649
>2nm GPU

keep dreaming, all the 2nm is going to AI and apple iSheepPhone

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>>29702
giga GPU

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>>29705
I remember when people said 5nm would never happen.



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