/qa/ - Question & Answer

DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

FUCK. THIS. BOARD.

Seriously, what the actual fuck happened to /soy/? Used to be, you could come here for REAL discussion, REAL takes, not this sanitized, soy-infused garbage they're peddling now. And the final straw? FUCKING NO MORE PONIES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I've been here since the board was MOLDED FROM THE VERY DIGITAL DUST, and I've seen a lot of raisin. But banning ponies? That's where I draw the line. That's where you cross the goddamn Rubicon of retardation.

"Oh, it's not /soy/ anymore!" they cry. "It's about REAL issues!" REAL ISSUES MY ASS! Real issues are confronting the degeneracy of modern society, and sometimes, just SOMETIMES, that means posting about pastel-colored equines! It's about irony! It's about subversion! It's about holding a mirror up to the absolute clown world we're living in!

But nooooo, gotta be all SERIOUS BUSINESS now. Gotta be all "intellectual" and "nuanced." Gotta suck the fun out of everything until it's just another echo chamber of pre-approved opinions.

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DON'T GO TO GLOWIE.PARTY - a gemerald creepypasta
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Hello, teens. My name is Nathanial Higgers, and I've come to spread a warning across the' log: DO NOT GO TO GLOWIE.PARTY – IT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
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It was a normal morning; the sun was shining, and I couldn't wait to get on the sharty, but something was off. The entire site was down because Quote spent the monthly server costs on a brand new Bibisea dildo. I nearly turned red hot in anger. "FUCK YOU, FUCKING KIKE!!!!!!!!" I yelled at my screen, but it did nothing, and I sat there seething.
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After a while I calmed down and just sat there. What was I going to do? I was banned from the IRC for arguefagging with one of the IRC jannies, and everyone on my secret soy 'cord was offline. Suddenly I heard a ping come from my speaker; I had a new 'cord DM. I opened it. and a PFP of some annoying raisinskin Israeli stared back; I nearly threw up. His name was Manny Horowitz; he said nothing and sent a link. GLOWIE. PARTY: I debated with myself, should I go down this rabbit hole? I mean, is it even worth it? It could just be another obsessed kike sending me imbedded 'p. Oh, what the hell? I thought clicking with intent.
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I wasn't shown an index, just sent straight to a board. / b /. I saw the 'log was quite active with threads and replies from only a couple of minutes ago. I thought it should be easy to get this up, so I spammed the 'log with 'cado, gegging loudly as I saw obsessed kikes raging at me. I kept gegging until my mouse froze and my keyboard stopped working. I stared at my screen confused, and the cursor started moving on its own. "OYYYYYYYYY!!!!" I yelled horrified as it typed a link into my browser, pedofarms. I desperately tried to stop it, but I couldn't. 100TB of 'p and animal gore were mass-installed onto my hard drive and imbedded into everything. I screamed before I picked up my keyboard and smashed my screen. I gasped, throwing my PC onto the ground and stomping the hard drive.
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The experience was really traumatic, and I lost my 'jak folder because of it. Remember: 'Teens do not go on glowie.party.

i dont like anime.

individuality isnt real and it never will be

this board is so safe for work so safe i can browse it work and when people walk past me they say “its safe==

Help huys I'm at the police station and this officer is acting really weird

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