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Chud JO4zkbQO 02/20/26 (Fri) 19:50:38 №213028 [Reply]

2023 sharty
>post a thread explicitly advertising a splinter site, tell people to go there and post on it
>2 people sage your thread, maybe a janny moves it to /nate/ if theyre feeling particularly rulecucky
2026 sharty
>post a 5 letter keyboard mash
>Automated Janny-bot 9001 analyzes the text in your thread to confirm that the string of letters you just typed out is an esoteric dogwhistle only recognized by a total of 4 people in the history of the soysphere which is a subtle reference to a splinter of a splinter created in February of 2024 that hosted a total of 248 posts and was shut down 9 days after it went up. Janny-bot 9001 triangulates your precise geolocation using all of the datamined information that Quotecord has harvested from you and sends a 13 man death squad of hyper elite, shaolin trained janny ninjas to come to your house to hang, draw and quarter you and then force your family to eat your raw, bloodied remains before sacrificing all of the males of your household to Quote (PBUH) and all of the females to Mustard (PBUH), all while /soy/'s catty is wiped 17 times to fight the "offsiter invasion", /pol/'s catty is wiped 9 times, resulting in both boards along with /qa/ being completely locked for the next 2 weeks. A wiki page is created entitled "The Day the Splintercuck Nation Attacked" which is subsequently put on the front page and completely locked so that nobody except wiki jannies can make any edits to it, a variant:unknown with 6 entries on the booru gets hashbanned resulting in anybody who has ever so much as laid eyes upon the variant's entire country getting rangebanned because the person who posted the splinter dogwhistle posted it once 4 months ago, Quote announces a total crusade against the alleged users of the splinter who are corrupting the sharty from within, 3 soyvil wars break out, 17 nulees, 24 avatarfags and 9 dedicated derailers are born, any mention of a random cartoon show made for children from 13 years ago becomes a bannable offence for some fucking reason, the domain name changes twice and the site shuts down for a month

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/20/26 (Fri) 20:38:25 №213029

>>213028 (OP)
moved to /q/ award

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/20/26 (Fri) 21:17:52 №213037

>>213028 (OP)
i can confirm this happens

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/21/26 (Sat) 11:06:23 №213053

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/21/26 (Sat) 20:47:17 №213062

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>Automated Janny-bot 9001 analyzes the text in your thread to confirm that the string of letters you just typed out is an esoteric dogwhistle only recognized by a total of 4 people in the history of the soysphere which is a subtle reference to a splinter of a splinter created in February of 2024 that hosted a total of 248 posts and was shut down 9 days after it went up. Janny-bot 9001 triangulates your precise geolocation using all of the datamined information that Quotecord has harvested from you and sends a 13 man death squad of hyper elite, shaolin trained janny ninjas to come to your house to hang, draw and quarter you and then force your family to eat your raw, bloodied remains before sacrificing all of the males of your household to Quote (PBUH) and all of the females to Mustard (PBUH), all while /soy/'s catty is wiped 17 times to fight the "offsiter invasion", /pol/'s catty is wiped 9 times, resulting in both boards along with /qa/ being completely locked for the next 2 weeks. A wiki page is created entitled "The Day the Splintercuck Nation Attacked" which is subsequently put on the front page and completely locked so that nobody except wiki jannies can make any edits to it, a variant:unknown with 6 entries on the booru gets hashbanned resulting in anybody who has ever so much as laid eyes upon the variant's entire country getting rangebanned because the person who posted the splinter dogwhistle posted it once 4 months ago, Quote announces a total crusade against the alleged users of the splinter who are corrupting the sharty from within, 3 soyvil wars break out, 17 nulees, 24 avatarfags and 9 dedicated derailers are born, any mention of a random cartoon show made for children from 13 years ago becomes a bannable offence for some fucking reason, the domain name changes twice and the site shuts down for a month

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:37:57 №213069

geggy

Chud JO4zkbQO 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:56:42 №213070

Modern sharty fuggen jersey

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Chud ^LEHssOy 02/22/26 (Sun) 02:40:53 №213064 [Reply]

I don't think Quote is deliberately trying to kill the site, but it seems that he's completely negligent to it. His jannies do nothing and he doesn't try to correct them in any way, he rarely ever communicates with soyteens and instead talks on the IRC most of the time, he puts more time into a SNCA imageboard frame that NO ONE ASKED FOR (vichan is just fine).

Overall he has no idea how bad the site has gotten, and keep in mind, this isn't just /soy/, it's everything.
/qa/ is arguably worse than how it was a year ago
/craft/ is infested with retard trannies and bronies
/pol/ has seen an explosion in brimposters because of the merger
/a/ rarely has any good threads (per usual?)
/mtv/ is a DNB
Every other board is dead or SNCA

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Chud ^LEHssOy 02/22/26 (Sun) 07:36:37 №213068

>>213064 (OP)
just 2 more weeks trust

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Chud mzYG4PP! 02/20/26 (Fri) 21:14:24 №213035 [Reply]

Anyone got the version of this image with music I can't find it on the 'ru
don't move this thread to /q/ again pls

Chud mzYG4PP! 02/20/26 (Fri) 21:15:41 №213036

Good work guys, hotpockets all around

Chud mzYG4PP! 02/21/26 (Sat) 15:52:55 №213058

test

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Chud nD34mJYy 02/21/26 (Sat) 14:36:37 №213057 [Reply]

mods when are you going to accept my gempass application

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Chud I2LOosOO 02/21/26 (Sat) 05:58:33 №213048 [Reply]

> the test

Chud I2LOosOO 02/21/26 (Sat) 05:59:02 №213049

>>213048 (OP)

it worked

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THE GREAT COLLAGE Chud PhDUFzCh 02/20/26 (Fri) 00:01:25 №213005 [Reply]

I made a new game about adding onto a picture like a collage to make a story. Its kinda like caca adventure or something.

Follow the rules displayed on the image and KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE.

https://soybooru.com/post/view/171830 first frame on the ‘ru
Upload new frames on the ‘ru. The first one of the next number is the official next frame.
HAVE FUN!

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Chud PhDUFzCh 02/20/26 (Fri) 01:13:30 №213010

>>213009
move this to /soy/ brappy jannies.
Also any post with "'ru" in the OP is insta moved to /q/

Chud PhDUFzCh 02/20/26 (Fri) 11:02:16 №213014

>>213010
Oh that explains it thank you saar

Chud PhDUFzCh 02/20/26 (Fri) 14:26:27 №213017

this is shit, nobody must continue this

Chud PhDUFzCh 02/20/26 (Fri) 14:55:05 №213018

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>this is shit, nobody must continue this

Chud PhDUFzCh 02/21/26 (Sat) 00:40:29 №213041

im gonna use a vpn so i can go twice and you cant stop me

Chud PhDUFzCh 02/21/26 (Sat) 04:00:57 №213047

>>213041
oh nusoi… you need to upload on the booru for it to be official.

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Chud Dsz0nESJ 02/21/26 (Sat) 00:40:57 №213042 [Reply]

pit me….plzzzzzz

Chud Dsz0nESJ 02/21/26 (Sat) 01:42:49 №213044

*pets*

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Chud 69eswub7 02/21/26 (Sat) 00:22:58 №213039 [Reply]

EVERYBALDI LISTEN army

Can you goys just scrape 'jaks from the 'ki and soybooru, mainly main variants and them pointing to different angles than usual. I want to retrace them, and make them transparent so paintbucketing wont get ACKED when its shared around enough times, and they're easier to work with in general. I do this because the 'ru is absolute congolese brimstone from the deepest pits of the largest trasheap in Lesotho and doesnt have ACTUAL good templates anymore for nuvariants + their tagging is absolute DOGSHIT feralrage

This should make 'jakking a lot easier when you're editing things together for a nutoss
END OF WHINING

Chud 69eswub7 02/21/26 (Sat) 00:23:53 №213040

why did this get moved to /q/, kill yourself jannies i was doing a gemmy project

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everything is just this now Chud l34WWByj 02/19/26 (Thu) 18:28:06 №212998 [Reply]

>look at twitter
goonerslop amelia posters and fetishists
>look at sharty
goonerslop poodle posters and miss circle posters
>look at youtube
same epi elsa gate shieet they’ve been doing since 2017
>look at tiktok
comments are just cropped porn
look at booru
>soytan (coal) porn disguised as a gem (gemoid)
>realize everything is just porn nowadays

Chud l34WWByj 02/20/26 (Fri) 21:02:50 №213034

I'm a spotify immigrant and I agree with dis

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Chud PKJLwb^9 02/20/26 (Fri) 20:58:51 №213032 [Reply]

Anyone have a version of this image with music? I can't find it on the booru

Chud PKJLwb^9 02/20/26 (Fri) 21:00:05 №213033

The last time I saw this gem was in December

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Chud 3gO6RIje 02/20/26 (Fri) 17:19:46 №213025 [Reply]

How do I get unbanned on the 'ru?
I was banned for rule 2 (gigaquote) and APPEALED and it was approved so I'm redeemed, I want to post draw-gemmies about my chud comic and one of my chud superhero posts was deleted for nophono reason

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Chud OdGY59ar 02/17/26 (Tue) 03:22:44 №212939 [Reply]

>SOY VEY! I refuse to make a gorillion shekels for the first time in sharty history by selling the site without buying it! Cobblestone! Jannies! 'Caust the grades and browns for literally no fucking reason and molest the PPH! And NO, i wont fucking moderate the NAS on soy, fuck you, do you want me to die of fucking exhaustion?! You're just a heccin HSTM for leaking at the absolute flood thats taking over the dwindling soy population! Also, what the hell are you talking about with this 'rule 14 and 12' Soyim? THEY NEVER EXISTED

Chud OdGY59ar 02/17/26 (Tue) 03:23:29 №212940

fuck you jannies for moving my thread to /q/

Chud OdGY59ar 02/20/26 (Fri) 15:47:42 №213024

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>>212940

> YOU WILL BE QUARANTINED AND YOU WILL BE SILENCED!

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QUOTE'S PLAN Chud 2aje6WHK 02/20/26 (Fri) 12:50:35 №213015 [Reply]

QUOTE WILL KILL THE SHARTY, THIS IS HIS PLAN:
(✓: completed | x: not yet)
- Allow bait ✓
- Allow NAS ✓
- Allow Porn ✓
- Shut the Tor service down ✓
- Ban VPNs x (only on the 'ru so far)
- Ban gore x
- Wordfilter the niggerword x
- Remove the (((kike))) font x
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Chud 2aje6WHK 02/20/26 (Fri) 13:58:09 №213016

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> Allowing bait
> Allowing NAS
> Allowing Porn
> Shutting the Tor service down
> Banning VPNs
> Banning gore
> Wordfiltering the niggerword
> Removing the (((kike))) font
> Banning doxxing
> Adding a non-offensive board
>Forcing emails for posting in specific boards

Chud 2aje6WHK 02/20/26 (Fri) 15:13:20 №213020

We must stop this.

Chud 2aje6WHK 02/20/26 (Fri) 15:42:22 №213023

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