IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT (You) READ THIS MESSAGE I'm currently typing this post on 7/9/20XX. I will not be able to reply to any message, as I have no way of going back to your present.
I'm from an alternate reality where the Sharty never had self-insertion, coal, or troonslop embedded into it's kulchur. Long story short, In 20XX (I can not share the date.), the quest to achieve TND, TTD, and TKD, worldwide was officially announced by Soot (who was now the president of the United States of America) under the name "Great Cleansing". Many 'teens applauded this, thinking that they were exempt from this. I, being a kike, former gempasser, and janny myself, were one of these 'teens. XX years later, these goals were achieved. The site celebrated this for 3 days straight. Then SUPERICE turned on the 'teens. Threads started appearing up on the sharty about 'teens seeing their families and fellow 'teens get killed under the Great Cleansing. Soot had seemingly turned on the niggers, trannies, and kikes who supported him to get to this position. Admist the chaos, a group of kike 'teens assembled a 'cord to go back in time to stop this from ever happening. I was one of these kikes. Just before the time machine was set up, SUPERICE found our base, and all the kikes but me and a few others were slaughtered, resulting in only 9 of us kikes being able to get into the time machine with the tips of our comically large noses. It sent us back to 2021. This wasn't ideal, as we were aiming for 2020 to create a 'jak that would seep into soykulchur, but it was the best we could get. Any uses of the time machine were risky, as it could be broken at any point due to how finnicky it was. Over the span of a few months, we researched, sketched, and created the 'jak that would sabotage the sharty before it even began. It had to be a shoddy tracejak, that had no use in mocking soyboys, masculine enough to encourage self-insertion in the primordial sharty, but being designed well enough to be called a "gem" by the average soyteen. You may know this variant as
Cobson. We forced him, subtly, over the years. When the time was coming for a 4chan GET, we conspired with the 4chan jannies to rig the GET, so that Cobson would've stolen the get no matter what. After that, the 'teens forced the variant on their own. During this time, we also created another variant that had the same goal; to encourage self-
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