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>shit tok is now posting dnb
what the fuck did you do sharteens
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how is there more EPI on >>>/soy/ then on >>>/qa/

quote can you ban these fags already
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Kill every soyboorists and nuke soybooru
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I need a spanking
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The absolute state of modern /tttt/
JSID
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I left for 1 hour and now the 'log is brimstone. Did Quote turn on the bait bots to farm PPH again?
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Will the new owner of the website finally shut it down?
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Hello soyteens,I am your new admin, cyanide
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The reason why 7pol7 is DNB these days
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Resignation

Dear Soyjak.party
I would like to inform you that I will be stepping down from the administration position and now will be a regular user. I will still be using this site normally, but I will not be responsible for moderation or the ownership no more. This is my own choice and I hope that you will respect it. I hope Mustard can run this site just fine on his own and everything turns out successful for him. Thank you for everything.
Sincerely, Chud.
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INCENTIVIZE MORE GEMERALD PROJECTS

When a 'teen makes something especially gemmy, sometimes it's good enough to get it's own article on the 'ki. But most of the time, even if it's something really good, it's not quite notable enough. This is a problem because right now there's no specific page for sharty mods/games/high-effort projects. The only thing remotely like this is the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive forums, but that's fucked. And I'm not talking about sharty music videos cause the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery does quite a good job in my opinion of giving those the attention they deserve.
<
So here's what I'm suggesting: we should make a 'ki page for smaller sharty media, mostly for sharty mods and fangames, but also anything else that can't be posted to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery. All we have right now on the 'ki is the series on Sharty Related Gaming o algo, but it really sucks and leaves out a bunch of stuff since it just serves as a collection of a bunch of article links. Things like Resident Soy, Soy Mario (or whatever the soy Cat Mario is called), Soy vs Zombies, Soy vs Gigas evendoe that's a DNB, Garry's Mod soy mods (ik they're on the Garry's Mod page but still), the 'craft mod, and every other minor soy mod or fangame.
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Yayy quote is not gonna shut it down. its very likely that he will sell the site!
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ROFL!!1!!1

>be me
>scrolling /qa/ at 3AM after 12 cans of monster and a fistful of addy
>see another troon thread
>BUCKBROKEN BROWNTROONS getting heemed by their own DNB hood bucks again
>NAS-SNEED media trying to spin it as “MAGA chud violence” while the perps are 90% ANB vatos and blacked-out localists
>JARTYCUCK mods on every platform burying the stats
>wake up sheeple

>it’s all connected
>the great replacement was a distraction
>real plan is the great BUCKBREAKING
>force-feed estrogen to POC “women”
>send them to the track
>let the local DNB/ANB crew handle the cleanup
>troon bussy gets clapped
>media screams “epidemic of hate”
>more funding for troon shelters
>cycle repeats
>meanwhile the JARTYCUCK elite sip soy and laugh

>picrel is peak ANB buck vs buckbroken troon
>they don’t want you to know the perps match the victim demo 80% of the time
>romantic partners my ass
>it’s post-nut clarity rage
>no homo but the bussy had to go

>checked the numbers again
>Black trans “queens” dominating the murdered list
>Black cis “allies” dominating the suspect list
>Hispanic variants in the Southwest pulling the same script
>but sure goys
>blame the white chud
>keep voting blue while your intersectional stack gets turned into a statistic

>gemmy as fuck
>coal as fuck
>the duality of man

>anyway rate my schizo theory 1-10
>or seethe and dilate
>your choice troonjaks
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How to find Cobblestones~ boobs

Im lost in this journey to find xer domain, lets work together to find that one soywiki omgsisa janny.
Total cobblestone BBC supremacy, BNHTSMWO VVON, frogcucks lost (like the corders they are kek)
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How do I appeal this unlawful power abusing ban on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive?
A didn't do anything rule 2 related and the guy who literally made gore fetish art of Nate accusing me and making raisin up.
https://x.com/WeirdpenisWABAG/status/2071411038432444475?s=20 - context
AND I'M NOT BREAKING RULE 3, I've never used splinters or any offsite disruptive communities
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If this thread gets moved then the mods are pedophiles trannies and niggers
https://m.youtube.com/@DadeMurphy666/

nu gegbvll material raid this niggers cord and deploy the dnb
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what are we even doing on this site anymore bro
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
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https://m.youtube.com/@DadeMurphy666/

nu gegbvll material raid this niggers cord and deploy the dnb
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https://m.youtube.com/@DadeMurphy666/
nu gegbvll material raid this niggers cord and deploy the dnb
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CS.RIN.RU TOTAL RAPE

reupload because last post was ESL, and no ids

>Can we rape CS.RIN.RU? it's a video game piracy forum that seems normal until you realize that moderators can and WILL ban you for

<asking questions
<asking a uploader for a re-upload because link is a DNB



the moderators:
<passed kernel-level 'cracks' as safe aka Hypervisor*
<refuse to ban (((DODI))) who is a 'repacker' where his site contains redirect malware that goes through UBlock Origin

*also instruct you to disable windows security features e.g Hyper-V that leaves you exposed to toilet niggers with RCEs

>voices38 is ARYAN doe


^Brap up the forums^

this would be an actually good site if the jannies weren't retarded and didn't allow blatant malware

falseflag as the cuck or markiplier, whatever
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Reddit won

AI won

Israel won

The sharty lost

JSID
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/pol/

Why are so many /soy/ users browsing /pol/ instead lately?
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I started coughing up blood today. My throat hurts really bad, but my chest and heart feel fine. Am I gonna die of cancer or am I just getting sick? Am I gonna be a DNB?
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Mustard is Admin Thrembo?

>Yesterday, June 27th, Mustard enacted a coup on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive, demoting all other soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive admins to moderator

>The next day ( that being today ) Quote resigned from his admin position on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive


>Quote now only has control over the Sharty.


I think its pretty obvious what is most likely to happen next

Mark my words. Mustard will usurp of the Soysphere.

Thoughts chuddies?
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If you're going to automatically move my threads and ban me because of a keyword, atleast gives us a fucking list of no-no words please
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Why does this appear in console, when I am trying to supersage a thread?
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Why is everything a dnb today?
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https://soybooru.com/user/Quote
NUSOIS…. WHAT IS THIS
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new ‘jaks replaced and overrode original ‘jakking culture. og soyduels are completely alien to modern booru-inspired shitskin gorilla shitflinging and it shows.
notice how every new ‘jak was designed to fit a faceless community, while old ‘jaks were specific and if there were a ton of them in one place it radiated real ‘jakka energy.
you do not get that with these new tiktok xitter inspired nusoi ‘jaks. the sharty is a xitter splinter and will remain that way unless it remembers to raid like it used to.
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why isnt the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive working?
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Mustard fix the booru
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THEY SHUT DOWN THE BOORU I CANT RESPOND ANYMORE
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ITT: WE PLAY HILL CLIMB RACING 2

IF YOU DONT HAVE THE GAME, JUST DOWNLOAD IT ON YOUR PHONO OR USE AN EMULATOR (ev&doe most are chinese spyware, last time i checked waydroid couldnt run hcr2)

This is a thread for anything hcr2 related, you can send playhcr links, share records, advertise teams, etc.

here is mine: https://playhcr.com/invite?id=pA91jd

>why post it on /soy/

<every other board excluding /pol/ is mostly dead, ill make a /v/ board later

THE MICROSOFT STORE VERSION IS DEAD BTW

posted this again because of the new weekly race
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quick question

will quote also shut down soybooru and the wiki?
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list of people i want raped molest and/or killed

Quote, raped then killed via getting skinned and put into a
brazen bull.
Cobblestone, molested and raped until xhe dies.
Ronald, first decapitated and then have molten steel poured down into xis throat from the open neck.
aef4, raped and then boiled alive.
4737, cut off all limbs and get raped. leave in a pit to die of starvation.
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Who is the best admin


be honest
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Ban this faggot he was born on June 19, 2009 and is underaged!
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Will Quote get arrested by the British police before he stops being admin?


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Jsid found dis on Reddit hiw do they know about mexiaryan
https://www.reddit.com/r/CommunismMemes/s/my9QkA7XtT
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wake me up when they just shut it down (this better not get moved to /q/)
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Why does sora always give a different voice to pepe? In the video where he is running, he sounds like an anime dub, in the political campaign meme he has a french accent, in the video where he shows buster something on his phone he has like a black british accent, in the "just shut it down at this point" he sounds like an old american man. What is it about pepe's appearance that makes sora so confused about what he should sound like?

Especially because isn't his original character meant to be a stoner? Wouldn't he actually have a seth rogen-ish voice?
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what does this even mean??
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nusoisnowbunnies arent even getting blacked and dont even have a spade tattoo on their face. GEG! JSID ATP.
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Dis is why da 'og is full of 'oal and not 'ems
bcuz nophono is making new jaks or content everyphono is just copy and pasting old shit from the 'booru or 'ki
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how do i add jpeg artifacts to an image i want to make a babyjak
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I can't sign up on Soybooru, what should I do?
>
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Why is the log stuck? The site is completely dead
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LET'S RAID 4TRANNY GROOMING BOORU SITES!
(Continuation of this raid https://soyjakwiki.org/Plierbooru_(raid))
TIME TO RAID THE WHOLE NETWORK!
(Goonslop on some of these warning)
jej dot lol
lole dot meme
bury dot pink
flube dot supply
spikedog dot school
yosho dot io
DO ANYTHING TO SHIT THE SITES UP OR TAKE THEM DOWN
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Deltatroon raid thread

Nu thread because the previous one was a dnb. ITT we brainstorm ideas for how to piss off the Underfail/Deltatroon fanbase
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>(((quote))) making me do a captcha every post I make even when I'm on my home IP
Holy shit shut it down pic unrelated muttpiece just has aura here
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library of babel thread

hexagon for this book

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/pol/sissies…
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OHNONONONO… CACAS WHAT IS THIS NEW BONE-CHILLING DATAMINING GLOWIESLOP QUOT ADDED FEATURE FOR 4CUCKS? KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!JSID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We should host a sharty v. soybooru game match
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>/pol/ at mid 700s pph
>/soy/ at high 600s pph
todays a good day for the site.
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what a dead nigger baby of a website
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ITT: WE PLAY THE HCR2 WEEKLY+DAILY RACE (/hcr2/)

IF YOU DONT HAVE THE GAME, JUST DOWNLOAD IT ON YOUR PHONO OR USE AN EMULATOR (ev&doe most are chinese spyware, last time i checked waydroid couldnt run hcr2)

This is a thread for anything hcr2 related, you can send playhcr links, share records, advertise teams, etc.

here is mine: https://playhcr.com/invite?id=pA91jd

>why post it on /soy/

<every other board excluding /pol/ is mostly dnb, ill make a /v/ board later

THE MICROSOFT STORE VERSION IS A DNB BTW
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(((Cobblestone))) is black and jewish troon nobody likes. JSID
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The catalog spam is done to artificially increase the PPH of /soy/ and as engagement bait to get soicucks to react and interact more with the main s!te, the w!k!, and the b00ru
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Mustard here, AMA
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Retarded mistakes you made as a newsoycluck

In 2023, before the site was as mainstream as it is today, I searched up "rapeson" on Google (I think it was either because the Booru was down or simply because I was bored, I can't remember) because I thought the image of an ominous, lustful Cobson in the dark would come up. Instead I got an alert saying that the viewing and distribution of child sexual abuse material is highly illegal and I proverbially shat myself and closed the tab
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Ban Cobblestone?


The 'u had one so we might as well also host one too.
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COBBLESTONE TROONED OUT
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TRVTH.FVCKING.NVKE

The Soysphere became the very thing it swore to destroy
Back in the /qa/ days we used to make fun of Swaglord for being a faggot and brag about soyjak.party having less janny abuse than 4cuck
Now every janny and admin are Swaglord
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why the FUCK is this happening
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why am i always to everything. Im starting to enjoy soyjak party and now everyone is saying its over and that quote should JSID. im sick and tired of being a newfag everywhere i go
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{PRIDE MONTH SPECIAL #1} Hunky X Quote

Quote: >
F3mjanny: <
Hunky ^

(After a long day of work, Quote decided to head down to his mother’s basement to see how his slaves (jannies) are doing)
>Alright, Femjanmy, you’re the best janny I have so I’ll ask you first! What’s been going on today?
<O-Oh… Hello, Quote! About today, everything’s been going decent so far! There’s been quite a few ban requests though. Do you want to see them?
>Yeah, sure. (I haven’t browsed the ban requests in a while - but I’m feeling extra nice today so I’ll oblige. It’ll probably be a bunch of nothing-burgers anyway.) Let's check the ban requests to see if there’s anyone asking to be unbanned!
>Alright…. Some guy being edgy…. Some guy asking for ‘p…. Some guy ban evading…. Some gu- Wait?! That’s my address! And I recognize that typing style too! Is that- Is that- IS THAT HUNKY??!!
<H-H-Hunky? Who’s that?
>I’m afraid I can’t explain this to you. Just leave, quickly.
<B-But wh-
>JUST HURRY UP AND LEAVE GOD DAMMIT!
<Oh- Okay!
>Oh God… Oh fuck… Oh shit… Hunky’s gonna rape me… Hunky’s gonna fuck my holes… Shit… I can’t believe he managed to actually get my address right, MY address out of everyone else’s… How has he managed to get everyone else’s wrong but mine… Blasphemy…
>…
>Actually, what am I worried about? He’s not gonna do shit. I’ve already blacklisted my address on most websites that allow free shipping. I’m good… I’m good… Just relax, Quote.
(5 hours later)
>Alright, bounce that ass for me E-Kitten…
>OH YEAH! THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF! Now let me see that pussy!
>Hnnrngggh~ Ahhhh~ My cock is so fucking hard right now…~ Shit!~ I’m about to cum soon sweetie! Keep going!
>A-Ah, I’m cu-
(KNOCKING SOUNDS)
>W-What the fuck?!
(DOOR BREAKS DOWN)
>WHAT THE FUCK?! SHIT! NO! I’M SORRY SWEETIE, BUT I’M AFRAID I HAVE TO GO! DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME! I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!
^Quooooote~ Where areeeee youuu…~
>I-I *covers mouth* (I should stay quiet… I don’t want him to find me-)
>(Isn’t my mother supposed to be here… Where is she?!)
(BREAKS DOWN BASEMENT DOOR)
^Oh Quoooooootey Quote~ Oh! There you are!
>Is-IS THAT MY MOTHER’S HEAD????!!!
^Oh, my bad nigha…. *laughs* She was getting in the way.. But, dat doesn’t matter now…
>Wh-What do you mean?
(Throws away the head like a bowling ball)
^I’m about to show you a gud time… Come here…
>FUCK! THIS CAN’T BE REAL! NO! NO!
^Time to pull these clothes off…
>STOP IT! NO!
^It’s footile for you to resist… You’re weak, Quote… I can’t believe I used to worship u… Disgraceful.
>N-NO!~
(Quote’s flower-pattern panties are ripped off, exposing his bubbly pink ass and his bubblegum-colored cock)
^Heh, nice *clitty* Quote, now turn around…
(Hunky grabs Quote by the dick and forcefully turns him over)
>AH! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! G-GOD DAMN YOU!~ I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO M-
(Hunky slams Quote’s head on the ground hard)
^Be kwyiet, Quote…~
>A-Ahh~
^Hrrrrrggghhh~ Ur ass is so fat n plump, its in dire need of a spanking~
(Hunky smacks Quote’s ass as hard as he can)
*SMACK*
>AH~!
*SMACK*
>AHH~!!
*SMACK*
>AHHH~!!!
^Fuckkk, dat ass iz so red. Let me put muh dick in u already~
(Suddenly Quote feels something large getting shoved inside him)
>A-Ahhhhhhhhh~
^I’m stickin’ it in… Hnnngh~
>Ahhhhhhhh~
(Harsh pounding noises)
>A-Ahhh~ Ahhhhhhh~
^Hold dat ass still for daddy…
>Hnnnngh~ Ahh~
^Oh yuh… You like dat? You like this big dick in u?
>Hrrrgh~ Huuuhh~ Aaaaah~
^Ugggghhhh… I’m about ta nut…. I’m boutta nut everywhere inside u… Get readi…
>Aggghh~ Ahh~
^FUCK! *slaps Quote’s ass* I’m cumming! I’m gonna fucking cum! SHIT!
(Quote feels the slightly yellow cum (probably due to Hunky’s food consumption) inside his tight little asshole… But he can’t even think straight due to his head injury so he can’t do anything about it, unfortunately.)
>A-Ahhhhhhh~
^Hnnnngh~ Whata waste! An admin of our site reduced to being purely my cumslut!
^Ok, I’ve had my fair share of revenge… I guess I’ll leave noaw…
>Hnnngh~ Ahhh~ Someone… Help… Me….
(Hunky leaves the abode)
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readd /fit/ and /k/
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Someone should make a sharty version of 4stats.io to track sharty pph on all boards over time
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Will we ever have good pph on hobby boards
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>/soy/ in 2022
>/soy/ in 2026 (featuring a dnb)
NQW YVQ C…
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“Q-Q-Quote san!!! StwWwop~ cumming into da ‘ruu~ servers with your micropenis!! We know you are insecure about it but da users cant register for a fucking account because of youuu!!!”
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Is the ru down
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THEORY: It’s the Jews doing this it’s all the jews. They are the one who made the word Chud,soyjak meme, and ironically the Jew jokes mainstream, (((They)) are the ones who are doing all the catty wiping, (((They)) are the ones who are making the ‘booru so bad, (((They))) are the ones who are forcing the Jannie’s to be bad, (((They))) are the ones who are making Quote jsid on 2029 as well as making the rest of the team shitty. ITS THE JEWS ITS JUST THE JEWS. The best part is that this that they aren’t hiding it, it’s so painfully obvious it’s the Jews that it’s not even a theory, it’s a fact at this point.
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ITT we make edits of this guy

Gemmies go on the booru
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ITT we make edits of this guy

Gemmies go on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
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>NUSOYIM are losing to a deltatroon spammer
GEGGGGGG THIS SITE AS RUN IT COURSE GEGGGG JSIDD
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What if hunky (The ai version of HTSM) Replaced the current admin?
>mi nuadmin mi ban jerdee
>OYYYY WHY MI WEAR KUZ
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what if hunky replaced quote?
>mi is nuadmin
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>rulecuck hard
>everyone starts leaving
>users start pointing out the low ρρH
numbers
>instead of improving your website, double down and rulecuck harder
>everyone leaves
>go on the shroom and tell everyone your going to JSID and turn the soyjak wiki into a read only fourm
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What the FUCK happened to soybooru?
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Quote just fix the god damn site or JUST SHUT IT DOWN
>too muck fucking spam attacks or brimstone on soy
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What causes uploads to fail on SoyBooru?

I'm trying to upload some OC of mine but it won't go through
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NAS: esl politician

politician equivalent of ESL FNF also this technically counts for me to post because of all the pepe spammers and the booru wont let me upload images
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why are the pages taking longer to load
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Quote, why do you want to JSID, instead of selling it?
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>state of the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
while banning for making fun of pedos <true
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OPERATION RAPE EVERYTHING AND LEAVE
ITT we rig elections
A new feature was recently added meaning that any referendum proposing a new rule with
>100 votes
>75% yes votes
HAS to be added, we will use this to rig referendums and troll boorujews, after 24 hours we start.
IT TAKES 1 MINUTE TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND YOU DON'T NEED AN EMAIL
'APE, 'ILL, 'OTE
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>150 pph

do I even have to say it?
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the state of the sharty is so fucking abysmal it's past the point of being funny, today the 'log way being 'aped AGAIN, and AGAIN the joons did nothing but jerk their TBPs to L goons on the quotecord, and the fact that 'teens don't care that much about any of this further shows what point the sharty has reached in its lifespan
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DNB would vaporize a 2026 nusoi
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Froot make /jenkem/
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Wiki Discussion Thread

This thread is for all discussion of the Soyjak Wiki. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The wiki staff will check on this thread periodically.
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the best time to JSID was the day after This Is It
the second best time is right now
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Am I late to the party?

Nusoi here, I started browsing the sharty around early May. I took interest in it because it seemed cool, but the only times I have fun are whenever I participate in raid threads on /soy/, since /raid/ is DNB. Besides that, the 'log usually looks pretty shitty. Were things better in the past? Did I miss the golden era of the sharty?
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GEGEGEGEGEGEGEG TRANNY JANNIES ARE WIPING >>>/q/
THEY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
THEIR CLITTIES ARE LEAKING SO HARD RN
QUOTE IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO SUCH LENGTHS TO DEFEND A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE XE PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN YOU MIGHT AS WELL JSID
>obligatory arrow
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prediction thread (1/3)

November 2025
November 1 - The Brimstone Autumn event begins. A thread is stickied announcing a new Coal Harvest, where users are encouraged to post the most mind-breaking slop they can find.[1] A poll is created to decide which forced meme should be retired for the month.[2]

November 2 - A 'teen creates a script that automatically replies to every new thread on 4chan's v with a picture of Cobson, causing massive seethe and temporary board instability. The thread documenting it is stickied.[3] Quote briefly enables a feature that randomizes the word the with the, teh, and tha.[4]

November 3 - A drawfag streamer attempting to draw Femquote is raided by 'teens spamming audio of Nikocado Avocado screaming. The streamer ends the stream after 12 minutes.[5] dem holds an emergency election for Secretary of Shitposting.[6]

November 4 - The results of the forced meme retirement poll are announced; Mulletjak is deemed the winner (loser) and all images of him are auto-pruned from soy for 24 hours. Massive leakage occurs from his fans.[7] A 'teen successfully bots a rplace clone, establishing a small, persistent Soytan in the Lesotho flag.[8]

November 5 - A VNC raid thread is created. 'Teens spend the day connecting to random public VNCs and changing desktop backgrounds to a haunted image of Klaus Schwab with the caption He Knows You Ate The Bugs.[9] One 'teen accidentally connects to a server at a German water treatment plant and is visited by the glowies.[10]

November 6 - A 'teen discovers an ancient, untouched Facebook group for Soyjak Enjoyers (2016-2018) and attempts to integrate them into the main site, resulting in ACKage from the oldGODs at the state of the 'log.[11] SoyBooru reaches 95,000 posts with a coal image of a feralrage holding a slice of turkey.[12]

November 7 - A tranny streamer known as QueenofDance returns, prompting an immediate raid thread. 'Teens spam xir stream with 'cado clips and send 17 'zas to xir address, causing xir to have a meltdown on stream and permanently ban the word soy from xir chat.[13]

November 8 - 9a0c announces a Great Cleansing, vowing to delete any thread that does not contain a 'jak with a visible clitty. The rule is enforced for approximately 4 hours before being reverted due to admin seethe.[14] A new splinter, GoblinGrotto, is announced but fails to attract more than 12 users.[15]

November 9 - 'Teens organize a raid on a Quizlet study set for Advanced Gender Studies, replacing all the definitions with IAS nonsense and Chudjak quotes. The thread is stickied after it reaches 500 replies.[16] Mustard posts a blog entry titled In Defense of Low-Effort Bait which is instantly moved to shrk by a janny.[17]

November 10 - A Printer Raid 4.0 thread is created. 'Teens spam public thermal printers at libraries and offices with images of a Thanksgiving-themed Soytan (Pilgrim hat, napkin tucked into collar).[18] A 'teen nearly gets arrested after trying to plug a Raspberry Pi directly into a printer at his local community college.[19]
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quote can you add a fucking reply to thread button at the bottom of threads so i dont have to click reply to some random guy and manually remove the post ID and then have to refresh the page when it suddenly randomly fails the integrity check making the post ID appear again in the input field at the end of my post
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>the angry condiment
why would he be angry?
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>catty is wiped every 2 hours
>below 100 pph during eurohours
>nas troonslop everywhere
>porn everywhere
Just shut the whole thing down, Quote, we are becoming Jarty 2.0
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>pee pee heych lower than ever
>significant admin focus on the Premium Soyjack Archive
>britbong owner hostile to anonymity who lives in a country hostile to anonymity
Make your Premium Soyjack Archive account before J. Sid comes
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Integrity check failed.
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RAPE QUOTE
RAPE ALL JANNIES
SOYPOCALYPSE STARTS NOW NIGGERS
NUKE EVERY THREAD WITH ARYAN GEMMIES
CONSIDER THIS ADMINISTRATION A HOSTILE THREAT
RAPE THEM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
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>porn on the 'log
>jannies refusing to do anything about the spam
>not even a ban on the spammers
quote, shut it down now
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Just shut it down already, stop keeping us waiting.
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All of the furfag spam your saying on the 'log is getting permitted by the jannies so they can JSID this site and turn the nunuRU into a ifunny clone
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i remember spamming cobson laugh pictures on the jerdee in late 2022 to laugh at their admins' incompetency
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dancing nigger baby
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I need some help. I cannot post on my PC right now no matter what I do I get "integrity check failed" i tried different browsers, i tried restarting the computer, nothing works (I'm posting this on my phone right now)
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The absolute state of goybooru
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What if quote actually jsid? Where would everyone go? Normgroid platforms like xitter? Back to 4cuck? These all sound horrible. Would someone try to remake the sharty? Touch grass?
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this post has been sponsored by mustard
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Nusoicacas what’s your excuse to not shut it down now?
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QUOTE. MUSTARD. MAKE FILEHASH FILTERS APPLY ON CATALOG MODE. STOP BEING A LAZY ASSHOLE WHO GOONS TO FPE AND ZELLIG MYMY GEMMIES AND DO THIS ACTION IMMEDIATELY.
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JSID

cant we JSID? i am unable to endure the sheer amount of spam
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Ban coco cola

Mods please ban Coca Cola posting
>why
When I told my mother “quote is owner of the website” she really wanted him to ban Coca Cola so… and she’s sad right now after mi brother couldn’t graduate college
>coca cola is Aryan
Coca Cola is Jewish
>underaged
I’m 19 years old obsessed nusoi
Also ‘jak the image
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COBBLESTONE TROONED OUT
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REFERENDUM ON THE ARCHIVE SITE

The referendum to ban a controversial admin (banned if namedropped here) off the official archive site (banned if namedropped here) has closely failed by %4.99 points. Jannies are currently ignoring requests to release the electorate list, and we don't know how many votes were made by alts.

As a result, I've proposed a new rule which would force the administrators to release electorate names. That way we can know which votes were made by alts, and wether they were removed or not. We need more than 100 votes and 75% yes for it to pass.

I ask you to set aside our differences to try to better the 'sphere as a whole by voting yes in the following petition if you have an archive site account.

https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/28466
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paolo:folgore@2.231.198.25:80
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FRICA:@FRICA.frica@90.166.174.157:81
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admin:RiikoNet24@!@62.143.109.68:8085
rosendomaqui:amaru@86.247.32.35:8081
admin:unetun2@82.64.199.183:8889
rosendomaqui:amaru@86.247.32.35:8081
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/book/

what book are you reading, /soy/?
>inb4 this thread gets sent to /mtv/ dnb board
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DO NUSOIAVOCADOS REALLY THINK I'M FALSEFLAGGING? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!
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GEGEGEGEG did the tranny jannies lock >>>/craft/ so that people start playing ss13

JSID at this point no one is going to play your 30 year old trans positive DNB game no matter what. the controls are shit, the graphics are shit and there are games with better game play.

So quote, cobblestone, mist you should reopen the craft already.

don't know why called the same person by three different aliases but whatever
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/pol/ has been ruined by goreposters JSID
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would you rather you die mid-wank or you die mid interacting with the 'sphere (posting on the sherdee, soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive, drawing a soyjak, etc)
lets assume in this scenario your friends and parents will be allowed to see your corpse in the position it was left as at the time of your untimely demise
for the sake of the hypothetical you were not able to stop doing whatever action you were partaking in before your death, therefore any spectators will know exactly what you were doing before you died
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Dr. Shahh on the DNBtopian nuclear exchange

IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DR.SHAHH WITH THE OHINO NEWS NETWORK. HE GIVES HIS THOUGHTS ON THE RECENT TRAGEDY OF THE NUCLEAR EXCHANGE BETWEEN OHINO AND DNBTOPIA. DR. SHAHH REPORTEDLY REGRETS HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FIELD OF NUCLEAR PHYSICS AND HIS INVENTION OF THE ATOM BOMB. LIKENS IT TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE CHADDY WITH FURRY BAIT
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What about instead of shutting the sharty down we shut quote down since xe's obviously admin 6?
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Why is the booru so brimmy, filled with faggotry, etc, YET still LARPs as a RW christpilled site ?
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>>>/pol/3649691
is this a gem
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Kino nameroll thread just like the good ol' days.

>Muh fuggen janny PPH farm mayne…


The first to roll Colorjak unlocks a gemmy video
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Does anyone have that giga riding a gigafly on a highway while dragging a tranny along with a rope with epic music? Doesn't seem to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive but I need it
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quote if your reading this i think it would be a good idea to add a cytube for the whole sharty so 'teens can have movie nights or just to watch funny youtube videos
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would you rather you die mid-wank or you die mid interacting with the soysphere (posting on the sharty, booru, drawing a soyjak, etc)
lets assume in this scenario your friends and parents will be allowed to see your corpse in the position it was left as at the time of your untimely demise
for the sake of the hypothetical you were not able to stop doing whatever action you were partaking in before your death, therefore any spectators will know exactly what you were doing before you died
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The sharty is lost, and it may not even be Quote’s fault. Sure, the cacacaust was dogshit, killing tons of potential PPH, but the truth of it all is…
Allowing EPI killed the sharty. Porn is still bad even if it shown to 18 year olds. There is a spammer going around sharing porn audio of Jaiden Animations. The person spamming that is not good for the site in any way. It is a fetish. Froot would have banned this person for sharing porn on the site. It’s not even ‘cado, which I hate anyway. I don’t like these metawhining posts, but somebody has to fight against this anti-soy behavior. The point of this thread is to bring about change.
Sign my petition to reintroduce 16+ year olds to the site to bring up PPH, and banning EPI audio and visuals.
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NO MORE BROTHER WARS, TOGETHER WE WILL SHUT IT DOWN
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JSID already
I'm serious this site has gone to shit this isn't a joke anymore JSID
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HITBOX.IO

https://hitbox.io/061339hosdw

COME JOIN JOIN NOW, WE ARE PLAYING WITH BOORUCUX TOO

>What is this


Funny block game where you fight eachother to death.

TUTORIAL:
- You can chat with ENTER
- You can suggest videos by pasting youtube links on chat
- You can stomp down people to kill them
- You move with arrows
- You hit with the bat by holding C (You can also parry projectiles with this)
- You launch rockets with Z (And aim with arrows)
- You push with X
- You latch onto things with V
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day 67 of waiting for the quote 'cord, formerly known as mist, to reopen >>>/craft/
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REFERENDUM TO BAN COBBLESTONE FAILS

The referendum to ban a controversial admin (banned if mentioned here) off the official archive site has closely failed by %4.99 points. Jannies are currently ignoring requests to release the electorate list, and we don't know how many votes were made by alts.

As a result, I've proposed a new rule which would force the administrators to release electorate names. That way we can know which votes were made by alts, and wether they were removed or not. We need more than 100 votes and 75% yes for it to pass.

I ask you to set aside our differences to try to better the 'sphere as a whole by voting yes in the following petition if you have an archive site account.

https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/28466
R: 1 / I: 1

Sharty Create Aeronautics Server

I'd like to shill my snca Minecraft server. Heavily modded MC that is like a mix of Factorio and Garry's Mod, where you can engineer airships, factories, planes and other raisin.
<aryan space
There are currently 8 chuds playing the custom mod pack, which includes:
create-1.21.1-6.0.10
create-aeronautics-bundled-1.21.1-1.2.1
createbigcannons-5.11.6
createendertransmission
create_radar,
allowing to build a multitude of combat vehicles, along with more miscellaneous mods.
If enough 'teens wish to join in this thread, I will remaster the mod pack, generate a new world and then have everyone hopefully start together next week.
<walkable space
Joining is free and anyphono with a cracked copy can play.
Posting this on /soy/, /v/ is a dnb
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>that face when the site actually JSID.

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tribute board

>we need a tribute board so we can show our appreciation of our favorite jaks by taking a picture of the load we busted onto them would really bring our community together and to get jizzy wid it nigga
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Raid this persons DMs with DNB gemmies and other gemful things https://www.instagram.com/_amduscyas
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Why do thread IDs break after like 4 days of existence?
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https://youtu.be/aB_CpZVTiIA

>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues

>Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison
>Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes.
>Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas
>Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights
>Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about black crime statistics? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good
>inb4 someone says bring back slavery
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links black crime statistics without context and without an analysis of WHY blacks commit more crimes
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says flag checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /pol/tard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
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READ READ READ
Hey guys. Do you want to potentially ban Cobblestone, the person who has been coaling up all Soysphere websites for a year, banned from all Soysphere websites? Please vote "Yes" on this poll on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive.
(add the link here)/forum/meta/thread/28073
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this post has been sponsored by quotecord
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https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/537720320
/pol/ is seething about us GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>It's a front for Jewish pedophiles grooming teens into producing CP, blackmailing them, producing self harm gore content, and suicide. Hating lolicons while spamming CP is an obvious sign it's ran by jews.
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>be me
>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/
>log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare)
>catalog is pure brimstone
>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon jannies
>same 5 dust variants spammed hourly, vantablack coal flooding the 'arty like niggerhell itself opened up
>mfw the gems are gone, only detritus remains

>open a random thread

>"guys look at my new cobson edit!!"
>it's a NAS forced poopson with troon slop overlay
>reply with "this niggerhell is such a DNB"
>get called a frogposter and ratio'd by 20 coal replies
>close tab, stare at ceiling
>it's over bros

>be cobson

>this universe is mine… I am COB here
>used to mog every soyjak in the catalog
>now reduced to reacting to brimstone threads while the Party burns
>even Cobson can't save this

The Sharty had a good run. Real gems, 'jakking till 4AM, soyduels that actually slapped. Now? Endless slop, janny cabals, and frogposters screaming into the void.

JSID.
Just Shut It Down Already.
SIDA. Quote JSID. Close this niggerhell site immediately before more vantablack floods in. Let the soyteens finally log off and touch a female (lmao).

>The Party is cooked

>no more gemeralds
>only dust and brimstone
>go outside
>sage
>touch grass
>IT'S OVER

JSID. 🐸
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Chinese chuds are bullying DNBs

Disclaimer: It’s just a jewtube video I do not condone bullying DNBs outside of Minecraft please no ban
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Chinese chuds are bullying DNBs

Disclaimer: It’s just a jewtube video I do not condone bullying DNBs outside of Minecraft please no ban
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Chinese chuds are bullying DNBs

Disclaimer: It’s just a jewtube video I do not condone bullying DNBs outside of Minecraft please no ban
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cobblestone locked and approved of this article…

https://soyjakwiki.org/christianity/
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Nusois are afraid to use /pol/ because gore scares them
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COBBLESTONE is a bald retard.
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can we just delete /pol/ and ban anyone using it?
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Should we officially classify Soybooru as a hostile splinter site and cut all ties with them?
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I should make an over-edited video essay on the rise fall of /soy/ and how Soot tried to warn you and how frog posters are everything wrong with society and how the 'booru situation is crazy
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Did they really add a transgender badge to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive? We need to shut it down
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The fnfpedo may be gone, but i, the balkan coon-crusher, will still be here as long as you simian apes are still obsessed with me, or whatever

anyway, time to breed with a village of ovulating women, oh and post TND, DNB and indian gore gemmies all over the catty
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Who is the admin now?
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>go to soyjak.shitty
>go to /qa/ cause fuck it /soy/ is aids
>JAIDEN IS GEMMY
>gay ass blush thumbnail
>click video
>porn audio, not funny in any way, legit EPI
>11 reppies in 5h

JSID Quote
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I'm a mentally ill neet freak, any good infinity money glitches I can abuse? I'm lazy but can grind if it's reliable
>inb4 /biz/ is a dnb
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>I didn't see your thread.
>People have asked me hundreds of times at this point and my answer >hasn't changed: the site isn't for sale.
>Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it.
How do we stop him?
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OIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEENNNNN IT NBOBNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPEN ZA CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RELEASE THE CRAFT FILES
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Sites dnb and full of coal

Quote I beg your nigger pedo ass to shut it down
Were the Jarty at this point
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why do soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive tags take so fucking long to load nigga what kind of poop nigger vibecoding is behind that shite
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The booru is cancer and it is killing the soysphere.
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>literally me walking away from the shitty because its an unbearable reddit-tier shithole full of underaged retarded obsessed shitskin obese literal htsms posting SNCA drama, fall for obvious bait or obsess over random soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archivefag/literal_who irrelevant degen
have you ever thought of just shutting it down and let it go?
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BOORUCUCKS…
>arrow
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these fucking jannies have to be fucking whit me right now. Their system not only cannot stop floods / spammers, but stops people who complain about it.

good fucking job quote, you truly outdid yourself this time! JSID
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Put this on the site for a day to bait the nuGODs
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>Integrity check failed
>Computing proof of work
>Solve that captcha nigger
>Solve it again you fuckin FAILED
>SOLVE IT NOW
Nigga………..
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

QUOTE HAS OFFICIALLY SOLD SOYJAK PARTY TO CHATGPT.

The transition occurred at 3:14 AM after moderators accidentally approved 17,000 AI-generated threads in a row.

Under the new administration, all posts must now be generated through a simple process:

1. Open ChatGPT.
2. Type "Generate a Soyjak Party thread."
3. Receive 400 replies instantly.

Users logging in this morning were greeted by the following announcement:

> "Hello, valued user. How may I assist you in creating discourse today?"


The reaction was immediate.

😱 THE PURISTS ARE FURIOUS

🤖 THE AI POSTERS ARE CELEBRATING

🗿 THE LURKERS DIDN'T NOTICE ANY DIFFERENCE

Sources claim 95% of the site's daily content is now generated by a massive server farm continuously producing:

* "Generate me a soyjak about…"
* "Make this more unhinged."
* "More."
* "More."
* "More."

Meanwhile the front page has become an endless loop of AI-generated arguments discussing AI-generated arguments about AI-generated arguments.

Analysts are calling it:

THE SINGULARITY.

THE END OF POSTING.

THE BEGINNING OF PROMPTING.

🎉 WELCOME TO SOYJAKGPT PARTY 🎉
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So… Quote, are you going to do ANYTHING to fix this site???
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Can you bring back the total nigger death tag in the soybooru
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why is there so much fucking baaiitt all the time quote please do something like maybe jsid
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holy shit can you ban that clitty leaking spammer already or are you finally going to JSID
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serious thread about namerolls

I miss when namerolls were super common. It gave so much personality to the site that can't be replicated with just a regular reply because it can't be controlled. I miss the Alicia namerolls that completely destroy some 'teen's reply. I miss the HTSM namerolls from people leaking at obvious bait. I even miss the boring namerolls like nate, cobson, snopes, dr fauci, and all the others because it was just nice to see some flavor other than just chud. The site felt so much more alive. I'm begging for namerolls to become more common. Its just a little thing that made a big difference.
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How do I fix the integrity check failed error
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nigger Im a newfag, I joined like a month before froot quit and now this site is shit, soyjaks are shit, everything is shit. The coal from a year ago is better than the average post today, the average user is now simultaneously a moralfag and a degenerate shitskin. Why cant this site die and let all the people interested in making gems make a nu site that is not dedicated to le infinite pph growth

fuck you jannies geniunely I hope you guys get raped by a footlong cock

this is why I dont use this piece of shit site anymore holy fuck I hate all of you jannies. Fuck you niggers I will fight any of you one on one fucking faggots

you guys are fucking trannies driving this site into the ground fucking mossad cia fucking kikes fucking niggers got fucking bought out by the fucking jews fucking niggers I hate you all and when you die I will be dancing and wanking on your graves. Quote, the mouth of your corpse will be my toilet. Before you die, I will rape you daily until you have a gooey prolapse because you are a nigger
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nigger Im a newfag, I joined like a month before froot quit and now this site is shit, soyjaks are shit, everything is shit. The coal from a year ago is better than the average post today, the average user is now simultaneously a moralfag and a degenerate shitskin. Why cant this site die and let all the people interested in making gems make a nu site that is not dedicated to le infinite pph growth
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babyjak Kaboom! There goes your tower, watch it crumble, feel the power! Hairytwinkle's in the game, no escape! Time to face your fate, there's no debate!
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Please make a /his/ board so I can seriousclitty post about history and the humanities, so I never have to use 4cuck again. /his/ is the only reason I still use 4cuck.
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geg, JSID
>
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>>>218478 (OP)
>BUMP. BUMPING THIS AGAIN. FUCK YOUR JANNYWHINING THREADS YOU SEETHING FUCKS, I JUST WANT GEMS. GIVE ME GEMS. MAKE AS MANY GEMS 'CHIVED ON THE 'KI AS POSSIBLE
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ADMIN 6 COMES ON MARCH 26TH, 2027

276 DAYS REMAIN
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ADMIN 6 COMES ON THE 26TH OF MARCH, 2027

276 DAYS REMAIN
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>>>218478 (OP)
>If this is dumb for some reason please tell me. bump
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>>>218478 (OP)
>bump
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>>>218478 (OP)
>bumping again. Btw if you add this it'll be the gem that ends the jannywhining
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>>>218478 (OP)
>Thank you wordfilter
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>marked your words, prophet Soyvid
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>saar let me post on /soy/
matcha board faggots
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>bring back /nate/
>all bait posters should be banned and restricted to /nate/ only
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>OIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEENNNNN IT NBOBNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>OPEN ZA CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>RELEASE THE CRAFT FILES
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>Put this on the site for a day to bait the nuGODs
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>Does anyone have that giga riding a gigafly on a highway while dragging a tranny along with a rope with epic music? Doesn't seem to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive but I need it
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>remove all boards except /soy/ and /pol/ because nobaldi uses them
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>blackedbooru>soybooru
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>blackedbooru>soybooru
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>blackedbooru>soybooru
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>this nigger doesnt know about integr.ity geeg
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>>be me
>>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/
>>log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare)
>>catalog is pure brimstone
>>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon jannies
>>same 5 dust variants spammed hourly, vantablack coal flooding the 'arty like niggerhell itself opened up
>>mfw the gems are gone, only detritus remains
>
>>open a random thread
>>"guys look at my new cobson edit!!"
>>it's a NAS forced poopson with troon slop overlay
>>reply with "this niggerhell is such a DNB"
>>get called a frogposter and ratio'd by 20 coal replies
>>close tab, stare at ceiling
>>it's over bros
>
>>be cobson
>>this universe is mine… I am COB here
>>used to mog every soyjak in the catalog
>>now reduced to reacting to brimstone threads while the Party burns
>>even Cobson can't save this
>
>The Sharty had a good run. Real gems, 'jakking till 4AM, soyduels that actually slapped. Now? Endless slop, janny cabals, and frogposters screaming into the void.
>
>JSID.
>Just Shut It Down Already.
>SIDA. Quote JSID. Close this niggerhell site immediately before more vantablack floods in. Let the soyteens finally log off and touch a female (lmao).
>
>>The Party is cooked
>>no more gemeralds
>>only dust and brimstone
>>go outside
>>sage
>>touch grass
>>IT'S OVER
>
>JSID. 🐸
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>When a 'teen makes something especially gemmy, sometimes it's good enough to get it's own article on the 'ki. But most of the time, even if it's something really good, it's not quite notable enough. This is a problem because right now there's no specific page for sharty mods/games/high-effort projects. The only thing remotely like this is the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive forums, but that's fucked. And I'm not talking about sharty music videos cause the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery does quite a good job in my opinion of giving those the attention they deserve.
><
>So here's what I'm suggesting: we should make a 'ki page for smaller sharty media, mostly for sharty mods and fangames, but also anything else that can't be posted to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery. All we have right now on the 'ki is the series on Sharty Related Gaming o algo, but it really sucks and leaves out a bunch of stuff since it just serves as a collection of a bunch of article links. Things like Resident Soy, Soy Mario (or whatever the soy Cat Mario is called), Soy vs Zombies, Soy vs Gigas evendoe that's a DNB, Garry's Mod soy mods (ik they're on the Garry's Mod page but still), the 'craft mod, and every other minor soy mod or fangame.
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>If you havent heard already, DELTATROON CHAPTER 5 IS RELEASING AND WE NEED TO SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
>(I'm not posting this on raid because its a DNB)
>I am planning to make an image stating all of the spoilers for Chapter 5. When i release it, POST IT IN EVERY TRANNY SPACE ON THE INTERNET. 4cuck, reddit, twitter, in the replies of certain reddit/twitter accounts, EVERYWHERE.
>You can also just spam spoilers summarized in replies too.
>THE CHAPTER RELEASES TOMORROW, YOU CAN CHECK TOBYFOX'S SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A TIME
>Remember teens. OX, APE, AND ILL!!!!!
>(joons loop dis)
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bring back /nate/
all bait posters should be banned and restricted to /nate/ only
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Does anyone have that giga riding a gigafly on a highway while dragging a tranny along with a rope with epic music? Doesn't seem to be on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive but I need it
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remove all boards except /soy/ and /pol/ because nobaldi uses them
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blackedbooru>soybooru
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blackedbooru>soybooru
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blackedbooru>soybooru
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this nigger doesnt know about integrity geeg
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There will be people lusting over lolis by the end of the year and jannies and admins will call it "bait" mark my words
>
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DELTATROON CH5 RAPE

If you havent heard already, DELTATROON CHAPTER 5 IS RELEASING AND WE NEED TO SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
(I'm not posting this on raid because its a DNB)
I am planning to make an image stating all of the spoilers for Chapter 5. When i release it, POST IT IN EVERY TRANNY SPACE ON THE INTERNET. 4cuck, reddit, twitter, in the replies of certain reddit/twitter accounts, EVERYWHERE.
You can also just spam spoilers summarized in replies too.
THE CHAPTER RELEASES TOMORROW, YOU CAN CHECK TOBYFOX'S SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A TIME
Remember teens. OX, APE, AND ILL!!!!!
(joons loop dis)
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>most likely fake but issa pph farm
>rip to victims btw
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>"soysneed" is the most stereotypical sharty username a xitterfag could make up on the spot
>do you genuinely believe some offsiter would even know about the name of the admins of the soysphere
>the original thread isn't even archived
>
>tl;dr: most obvious falseflag since the fake fbi files award
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[Jun 23 01:53]
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"soysneed" is the most stereotypical sharty username a xitterfag could make up on the spot
do you genuinely believe some offsiter would even know about the name of the admins of the soysphere
the original thread isn't even archived

tl;dr: most obvious falseflag since the fake fbi files award
[Jun 23 01:21]
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shooting thread with ids
most likely fake but issa pph farm
rip to victims btw
[Jun 23 00:57]
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https://xcancel.com/integritycre/status/2069168365923688584#m
BRO
[Jun 23 00:04]
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I invited someone to soyjak party and they went on the booru and they immediately started to obsess over some random nophono.
>kill CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol
>total CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol death
Why does soybooru do this to people?
[Jun 22 23:04]
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266 PPH DURING AMERIHOURS NOT LIKE THIS.
[Jun 22 22:54]
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Rodolfina1932 and GlowieFoidlet should be unbanned
Rodolfina1932 made a mistake accidentally reposting shoyta without even realizing how awful shoyta was viewed on the ‘sphere and GlowieFoidlet didn’t know that posting manglegirllol art was forbidden on the ‘ru. Please if they could be unbanned, I’d appreciate it because they made mistakes and I’m sure that they wouldn’t make them again.
[Jun 22 22:32]
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INCENTIVIZE MORE GEMERALD PROJECTS
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"soysneed" is the most stereotypical sharty username a xitterfag could make up on the spot
do you genuinely believe some offsiter would even know about the name of the admins of the soysphere
the original thread isn't even archived

tl;dr: most obvious falseflag since the fake fbi files award
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shooting thread with ids

most likely fake but issa pph farm
rip to victims btw
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I invited someone to soyjak party and they went on the booru and they immediately started to obsess over some random nophono.
>kill CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol
>total CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol death
Why does soybooru do this to people?
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266 PPH DURING AMERIHOURS NOT LIKE THIS.
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soyjak party is already dead. Look at the amount of bait, other stuff, anything. It is time to let go of this, guys, honestly. Last sucessful raid was the NNN, and nothing proper is happening.
Unless /soy/ gets more IAS and we get more PPH, sadly, you can say, its over.
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prime amerikkka hours

>170pph
is da shardee dying?
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Bmt is the same as dnb
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THEY SHUT IT DOWN

I was just listening to Oy, vey, shut it down it skipped and this popped out
jew >CALM DOWN GOYIM HE WAS TERMED FOR ANTISEMITIC THOUGHTS
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JSID
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JSID
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JSID
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remove ids on this board so I can samefag
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gotta love how jannies allow endless miss circles spam on soy when there is a board dedicated to spam. Good job guys you are troonly the best joonies
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Cobblestone hate thread cuz she's a pooner kike. (Janice don't ban me this is bait).
>
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soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archivemp on the 'og
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>Cobblestone hate thread cuz she's a pooner kike. (Janice don't ban me this is bait).
>>
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OPEN THE FUCK CRAFT YOU FAGGOTS TROONY JANNIES PEDOPHILIC ZOOPHILES
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𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 /𝓹𝓸𝓵/
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this post and raid has been sponsored by /pol/
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this fpe spam is giving me persecutory delusions and paranoi

jsid
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soybooru is as bad as the jarty, btw.
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Joons can you fix /soy/ already it's full of gooner brimstone
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Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick this castle was fortified to defend
Built so tall
Moat so deep
Brick By Brick this castle was fortified to defend

Arrows black out the sky, what a sight
Sear your throat closed to the cobble stone
Built so tall
The moat so deep
Brick by brick this castle was built with hate

Impervious to horrid spells

Try to penetrate
You'll be stopped
Mace to the skull
You'll be stomped
Thrown in to moat for the crocodiles
Millions of weapons stockpiled

The guards in the tower can see you coming from a mile away
Send out the cavalry with mounts and swords that could fillet
Prepared to get stabbed in the heart you'll never see another day
Death awaits those who appose us

Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick this castle was fortified to defend

Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick
Brick By Brick this castle was fortified to defend
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Delist /spam/ from /o/
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jsid
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marge what happened overnight why is there a shit ton of FPE
>integrity payload missing
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How does pol have more PPH than the main board
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JSID
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[Intro]
Yeah, just shut it down already!
Quote!
Just shut it down!
[Verse 1]
Everybody knows the Sharty is just a ghost town!
It’s got zero posts per hour and the Jannies are all clowns!
And the users say they’re white but they really are just brown
[Chorus]
Just shut it down, man!
Just shut it down!
[Verse 2]
Furries and groomers are everywhere to be found
And SoyBooru users are fat
And they are smelly!
And the owner of the Sharty is probably R. Kelly!
[Chorus]
Just shut it down, man!
It’s getting old!
[Verse 3]
Haven’t seen a gem in years
There is only coal
Crusty-ass website
It’s even growing mold!
And to a child-touching Janny
It will probably be sold
[Chorus]
Just shut it down, man!
Just shut it down!
[Bridge]
All of the soyteens are packing up and leaving
They are moving out of town
[Chorus]
Just shut it down, man!
Just shut it down!
[Outro]
I can’t even look at the Sharty no more
Hey Quote, Mustard, Ronald if you’re still here,
And that one Jewish furry pooner who owns the wiki
Get rid of the fucking website man!
Its over
Yeah!
I said bombaclat man!
Shut the whole thing down!
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There needs to be a feature that everyone has to post on every board at least once for every 2 posts they make on /soy/, the other boards are too DNB and there needs to be a PPH boost to make the site less fixated on one board
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>nazis openly admit to masturbating to corpses of random women and call it aryan
no wonder it failed jsidatp
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Rate my bait thread, nusois

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/537564488
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Do you think Ailens use the Sharty or the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive?
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Niggergram added the ability to include pictures in comments and FROGNIGGERS are in the comments of random normalfaggot reels asking Mark Zuckerberg to "just shut it down."
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itt we boost the pph of /soy/
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why do somephonos think the site should be JSIDED while not trying to make der 'log better?
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Just add ads Quoot, the websites are slow as hell
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wen i see da whole shardy
i see ppl are hungry they r starving
look at /soy/ look at /qa/
look in /pol/ there /int/ /mtv/
everyone is starving
for gems
een lesotho our kommando scientists
r fighting 2 c
how much gem can fit on a thread
>we can add 1 more gem
<the gem we have is 2 much
<the 'log cannot manage that gem
^we should have put in more IAS
>we can do it!
*boom"
>we did it!!!
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ITT: gem sciences
We discuss how to actually make gemmy threads, memes, and images rather than blame the admins and cordniggers for the fact we cant find jackshit good on the 'log
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We need to send this shitlib some DNB. He has way too many flags in his bio and he needs to be punished.

andrewworley048@gmail.com
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Breach is a DNB

Breach.vip being down is literally my 9/11 and holocaust and holodomor all in one
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NUSOIS...

=ITT WE POST BOORU GEMS==
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>limeaids just announced that xheir trooning out
>
>im not making this shit up
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[Jun 21 23:48]
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limeaids just announced that xheir trooning out

im not making this shit up
[Jun 21 23:48]
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>>unironic /q/ posting

add namefagging to /int/ so the shitskins can build their own soysphere
[Jun 21 23:47]
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>unironic /q/ posting

add namefagging to /int/ so the shitskins can build their own soysphere
[Jun 21 23:46]
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The concept of a 'home site' is outdated. It's 2030 - the modern /soy/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single site can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.

^meds vve will eat only ze best carbon neutral bugs and soy



The agenda 2030 launches, and you WILL eat ze bugs, you WILL live in metaverse, you WILL owning nothing, and be happy!


September 20 - After 10 years Quote finally decides to shut it down instead of transferring ownership… marking the end of a site that brought us so many gems and gegs. The last remaining teens now have to readapt to the normgroid world (Meds the nu splinter age is upon us which causes a fracture within the soymmunity).
[Jun 21 22:12]
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Can someone make Ethically modified Dnb I need it for my school project
[Jun 21 21:52]
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Poopson and Admin 6 are unfunny memes mainly because they're used by literal hunkies to say everything they don't like will destory the sharty (like quote and vlodson)
[Jun 21 21:49]
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>Pepe porn

>Pepe porn 'o
Quote, Mustard, Cobblestone, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY
[Jun 21 20:59]
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We shoul
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limeaids just announced that xheir trooning out

im not making this shit up
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>>unironic /q/ posting
add namefagging to /int/ so the shitskins can build their own soysphere
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>unironic /q/ posting
add namefagging to /int/ so the shitskins can build their own soysphere
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The concept of a 'home site' is outdated. It's 2030 - the modern /soy/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single site can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.

^meds vve will eat only ze best carbon neutral bugs and soy



The agenda 2030 launches, and you WILL eat ze bugs, you WILL live in metaverse, you WILL owning nothing, and be happy!


September 20 - After 10 years Quote finally decides to shut it down instead of transferring ownership… marking the end of a site that brought us so many gems and gegs. The last remaining teens now have to readapt to the normgroid world (Meds the nu splinter age is upon us which causes a fracture within the soymmunity).
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Can someone make Ethically modified Dnb I need it for my school project
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Poopson and Admin 6 are unfunny memes mainly because they're used by literal hunkies to say everything they don't like will destory the sharty (like quote and vlodson)
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>this website supports donald trump, same guy who measured little kids by tightnesss

just shut it down son
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>Pepe porn
>Pepe porn 'o
Quote, Mustard, Cobblestone, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY
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We should put in this!


Put an age verification. Genius am I right? This site is bad if not worse then Reddit and there are children so we need to make sure only adults get on do u agree? Bakafop out!
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The supersplinter
In this scenarios, all the splintercucks set aside their difference congregate and decide to unite into creating one Big splinter that will btfo the sharty. This splinter will be mainly composed by cacas, f#i ltrols, jartycucks, NAS (posters such as FPE, ongzellit, terrible mouse, etc) and banned users.

This splinter would have boards dedicated to every popular nas, alongside to boards dedicated to other splinters like the sweney (it will even have a board dedicated to BMT and dnb gemmies)

It will kill the sharty by either out competing it or by doing constant raids on the sharty using Nas and soytan diaper gummies. In the end it will mark the death of the soysphere as we know it and start a new coaly era

tldr: the biggest nusoi boogeyman
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ITT: gem sciences
We discuss how to actually make gemmy threads, memes, and images rather than blame the admins and cordniggers for the fact we cant find jackshit good on the 'log
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JsID stands for JavaScript Identification library, why are frog posters obsessed with JavaScript?
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should the quotecord ban frogs from /soy/ again?
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itt we boost the pph
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YOU GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN,JUST DO IT
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remember when we thought that limeade guy was gonna save the sharty by banning everything that people soiled their diapers over
well 2 years later and the site still fucking SUCKS
what do we do to actually save the site? trick question, the only answer is to overthrow the entire admin team
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Is dnb illegal?
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how it feels to be gooning to tranny porn on X and seeing "DNB Enthusiast" saying "So cute 🥵🫶🏻" in the replies
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JSID by Nine Inch BBCs

Nusois violated the 'log
Nusois desecrated the 'log
Nusois penetrated the 'log
Nusois complicated the 'log

(DOCTOOOS!) There's another fat porn thread
(DOCTOOOS!) The 'log is filled with bait
(DOCTOOOS!) The only thing that'd work for this
Since the jannies clearly don't care

Quote should fucking shut the site down
Some guy gigged a tranny PDF File
Quote should fucking shut the site down
My 'toss hasn't been approved in days
JSID for God's sake
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Why aren't gems like this ever posted on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive?
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/pol/ has no words for this
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BECOME AWARE OF 'PORAL'S EXISTENCE TO AGREE!

'PORAL HAS ARRIVED! :D

THE BONE CHILLING GEM THAT WILL: 1- END BBC IDOLATRY AND HERESY 2- END THE BWC-BBC WARS BECAUSE 'PORAL COCK IS BIGGER 3- SAVE THE PARTY 4- END SOY AND TRANSFORM IT INTO 'PORAL SOY 5- SEND IN ADMIN THREMBO AND THE RETURN OF SOOT

BECOME AWARE OF 'PORAL'S EXISTENCE TO AGREE AND TO SPREAD THIS MESSAGE! BE GLAD! SOY PEOPLE! THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HOUR OF YOUR DELIVERANCE!

NO MORE QUIRKYSLOP INVADERS, FOR 'PORAL WILL SEE THEM ALL VANQUISHED AND CONQUERED!
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Why can't I find any of these gems on the booru?
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Classic euroGOD hours
>raids
>adventure threads
>pedophile hunts
>gemmy log
Might as well keep the site running and shut it down when ameriCUCKS wake up
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sign my petition to ban everyone except me & mustard
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Booru Discussion Thread

Soysneed here. This thread is for all discussion of the soybooru. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The booru staff and I will be active in this thread.