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add /nofpe/
basically nate/qa but only rule is no fpe


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 β„–209868[Reply]

Officially rename Gempasses to Ironpasses because really only a select few of them are actually gemmy and the rest are coal


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 β„–209849[Reply]

Shiwi won

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do this

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I love null he's like a hyper little ball of joy



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 β„–209801[Reply]

Mustard or somebody else should fix the fucking blotter

 β„–209802

works for mi

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>>209802
I mean the mp3 doesn't play

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>not fixing it even after 3 days



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 β„–209844[Reply]

Delete all boards except soy, pol, qa, raid, r, q, r9k and hidden ones
Nobody is using any other boards because sharty is too much of a DNB

 β„–209846

also re-add nate as a hidden locked board where all brim threads can be dumped

 β„–209850

delete all /pol/ /soy/ and /qa/



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 β„–207411[Reply]

PQI:
The entire plan hinges on a new metric called a Post Quality Index, or PQI. The goal is to be a more accurate representation of quality thread engagement than raw PPH. By multiplying each number of bumping, board-unique, regular entropy posts made by each unique poster from the last hour, we are given a value that scales not only with raw thread activity but cross-user engagement. Unique users are differentiated using IPs and integrity. Only counting posts that bump the thread allows sagefags to voice disapproval while not increasing the PQI. Only counting unique posts using an /r9k/-esque text filter with context of only posts/replies currently on the board plus an entropy test dampens lazy spam.
For example, if a single user is spamming a thread at 200 PPH, assuming all posts are thread unique and past the entropy test (most spammers fail at least one), the thread will have a PQI of 200.
But if a thread has two active users both posting at 20 PPH, the PQI will be 400. Adding a one time user with 1 PPH will do nothing, adding a barely active user with just 2 PPH will double the score to 800, and adding another active user with 10 PPH will boost the PQI to 8000. This means PQI snowballs as more users engage, which is intentional.
THE PLQN:
I advocate for consolidating boards to the extent it does not hurt QoL and fracturing boards to the extent it does not hurt engagement. I do NOT want a rulecucky fixed board plans based on retarded guesswork. To accomplish this, board creation and deletion needs an overhaul. The homepage will be divided into 3 sections: Active, Inactive, and Archived. Active boards will consist of boards with a daily average PQI of 200. That is a pitifully low bar. Boards that do not reach this threshold will be moved down to Inactive. There is no usable difference between Active and Inactive boards, only that Inactive boards are candidates for consolidation. If a board is consolidated, it will be moved to Archived. Archived boards are locked, but regardless of lifespan or unseriousness, they ought to be kept available for viewing.
Fracturing:
Boards with a PQI above 2000 may be fractured at the discretion of the Admin. An archived board will be unlocked or a new board created to host the fractured topic, and the parent board's rules will be updated to exclude it along with an accompanying week Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>207411 (OP)
The entropy and r9k filter test could possibly be replaced by something smarter to prevent spammers from just stringing random words together

 β„–209243

do this

 β„–209341

uppity

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/fpe/

 β„–209788

brap

 β„–209845

talked on der irc some more and decide instead of a list of keystones, I am going to make a tree of boards and then use a set of starting boards from that tree. It will make more sense when I do it, but I'm busy with school rn



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 β„–209678[Reply]

Yale experts explain why u should eat ze bugs and slop vegan fud.

 β„–209841

a milestone of coal



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 β„–209805[Reply]

The problem with quote in all honesty isnt that severe, he is simply absent (for a somewhat understandable reason, quotechan is pretty complicated). My fustration with him comes from what is seemingly just a complete refusal to do any thing about this power vacum he has created. Maybe this is just because I'm a fanboy, but the fact that doll is perfectly active and wants to be an admin on the site again makes me fustrated that the only thing that has been done for him is give him some dnb /soy2/ copy that only nophono cares about. Ofcourse whenever i talk about this there's allways the voice in the back of my head that whispers
>erm but actually he IS gonna be admin again and you just dont know because it's le behind the scenes
but my question is why it taking so long then? why did they have to play these weird games with him with /tdh/ and shit instead of just giving him admin? If you are dollist like me, I beg you, just ask on the IRC or some shitfart like that
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>>209805 (OP)
whats your irc username

 β„–209818

>>209805 (OP)
Froot just contacted me from my top secret dastardly nigger gangster brain chip implant and told me that he's gonna steal the site from quote and change the domain to froot.party and replace /soy/ with /froot/ so what now

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>>209819
Also I'm a top secret dastardly nigger gangster agent of the new frootist world order and if I ever see your ass on /froot/ I'm gonna fucking kill you so what now

 β„–209822

Tsmt

 β„–209836

this



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 β„–209758[Reply]

What were the results of the latest banner competition?

 β„–209783

Up

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bumo

 β„–209812

ANSWER US NIGGERS

 β„–209832

Yet another batch of OC killed by jannies



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 β„–209622[Reply]

When making Quotechan you should add a feature where you can reply to people's bans on the ban list the same as you would a thread so people can geg at them

 β„–209630

that would be cool

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do this

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Gemmy idea

 β„–209830

up



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 β„–209294[Reply]

Get rid of every single FPE poster on this website.
It's incredibly obvious that they're shitting up the catalog every time they post and all at the same time pretend that they're "baiting".

Below is a brief collection of what I saw from just 1 1/2 hours on the 'log
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>>>209294 (OP)
>>>209295
>>>209296
>>>209297
>>>209298
>>>209299
>>>209300
>>>209301
>>>209302
>>>209303
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>>>209294 (You) (OP)
>>>209295 (You)
>>>209296 (You)
>>>209297 (You)
>>>209298 (You)
>>>209299 (You)
>>>209300 (You)
>>>209301 (You)
>>>209302 (You)
>>>209303 (You)
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>>209308
Quote's jannies are useless nigger pedophiles this is well known

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do this

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kill all fpedos
this one keeps talking about cp and bmt

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 β„–208894[Reply]

>
janny hate thread
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 β„–209186

tear off all of janny's nails one by one and sprinkle their fingers with salt

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carve janny's eyesocket out and use it as an ash tray

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heat up a steel rod white hot and stuff it into a janny's ass

 β„–209784

fill janitor's asshole with superglue and fill him with super spicy hot pockets

 β„–209794

testing

 β„–209825

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YOU FUCKING NIGGER JANNIES YOU THINK YOU CAN BAN ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON DO YOU? YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING FAT NUTS YOU FREE WORKING DIPSHITS I CAN DO WHATEVER I FUCKING WANT. I CAN DO WHATEVER AND YET I NEVER POSTED P I NEVER POSTED GOONSLOP I NEVER POSTED A SPLINTER LINK AND YOU BAN ME THE SAME WAY AS IF I DID. I'M GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU C0E7 I WILL FUCKING GET YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU SO SLOWLY. I WILL STRAP YOU DOWN AND SLOWLY CUT YOUR STOMACH OPEN AND FUCK YOUR BLOODY WOUND UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD COLD. YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD C0E7 COUNT YOUR DAYS AS IF THEY WERE YOUR LAST BECAUSE THEY ARE YOU NIGGER SHITSKIN



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 β„–209319[Reply]

fix the fucking catalog system or whatever
half the threads are deleted but still up on the β€˜log

 β„–209361

Bvmmo

 β„–209440

bump

 β„–209452

QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

 β„–209824

bump it's happening again



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