Reposting the script
Reposting the script
Hunky is an asocial shitskin who loves the solitude of his containment swamp and enjoys fending off Jartycucks and baiters. One day, his life is interrupted after he inadvertently saves a talkative Swedejak from Gigachad's jannies gathering all splintercreatures, prompting Swedejak to forcibly stay with him. Swedejak is one of many literal whos that are being exiled by the drawfish Gigachad of Chaddy to get rid of moralfags on his splinter and bait der nusois. However, the literal who's inadvertently end up in the swamp. Angered by the intrusion, Hunkey resolves to visit Gigachad and demand that he move the literal whos elsewhere, reluctantly allowing Swede to accompany him as he is the only one who knows where Chaddy is.
Meanwhile, Gigachad asks an AI if he has the most tera kingdom; the AI tells him he is not truly an admin and would need to obey Salt in order to become one. He is instructed to get an e-girlfriend so he could get blackmailed. Presented with three options, Gigachad chooses Princess Cafe who is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a Gigafly. Unwilling to rescue Cafe himself, he organizes a tournament, the winner receiving the "privilege" of rescuing her on his behalf. When Gigachad sees Hunky and Swede in his castle, he announces that whoever kills Hunky will win the tournament; however, Hunky and Swede defeat Gigachad's jannies with relative ease. Amused, Gigachad proclaims Hunkey his champion, and agrees to relocate the literal whos in exchange for Hunkey rescuing Cafe.
Hunkey and Swede travel to the castle and Gigafly attacks them. Hunkey locates Cafe, who is bewildered by his lack of romanticism; they flee the castle after rescuing Swede from Gigafly, who is revealed to be female and has fallen in love with him. When Hunky removes his helmet and reveals he is a shitskin, Cafe stubbornly refuses to go to Chaddy, demanding Gigachad arrive in person to save her, but Hunky carries Cafe against her will. That night, after setting up camp, and with Cafe alone in a cave, Hunky admits to Swede that he is asocial because he grew frustrated over being constantly judged for his demeanor. Cafe overhears this and becomes kinder to Hunkey. The next day, UTTP Policeman and his band of Troll Officers harass the three, but Cafe easily defeats them in physical combat. Hunky
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