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Cccvvvvvv
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Hey guys, FNF nigger here. Just wanted to let you know, my sisters at the Jartycord are gooning to your shit website dying. Talk about throwing stones from glass houses.
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Ancient 'toss
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>DOC! DOC! I NEED YOUR HELP!
>I CAN'T EXPERIENCE MY 80's VIDYA LIKE I USED TO, I'M GETTING BORED!
>SHOULD I MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT THIS!?!?
<*takes out notebook*
<Nigger's disease…yup that's the one
>What did you just say?
<Nigger's disease. A rare disease that makes you hear things you didn't hear, so I never said anything
>Are you playing games with me?
<Well you look at that, returning to the gaming topic, you are bipolar
>WHAT!? NO!? I was just-
<*writing* excuse argument fetish…It looks like you're doomed…
>FETISH!? What do you mean by fetish?
>I was just trying to justify what I said! There's no correlation to that!
<You see this tag right here?
<*Points at the right side of his coat*
<I'm the one who knows here stupid faggot
>Why are you being mean?
<*writing* Nigger disease effect #2…again, repeating the same effect of the disease, I was never mean.
>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
>YOU CLEARLY SAID THAT!! YOU-
<Shhhh…You heard that?
>What?
<Yes, of course you heard that and I didn't
<*writes something*
>Are you trying to confuse me and psyop me into thinking I actually have something only to benefit yourself financially while giving me trauma? The original topic was me not feeling anything for my vidya!
<Hmmm…interesting
<*writing* lying fetish
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
>ARE YOU WRITING EVERY DESTRUCTIVE ARGUMENT AS A FETISH I HAVE!? I DON'T HAVE FETISHES
<Quite intriguing, I see…
<*writing* anger fetish.
>MY KEANU REEVES! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS JOB!
<You know, that attitude is a syntom for the same disease I said, Nigger disease. This also comes with a lot a fetishes by nature
<My clinical report, nigger disease with a lot of terminal fetishes. In conclusion, you're a disgusting nigger
>I DO NOT HAVE ANY OF THESE THINGS JUST TAKE MY MONEY!
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Goodnight sharty:))
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>nusoi
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Where do you think you'd be in life right now if you never discovered the Sharty?
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Hey guys, FNF nigger here. Just wanted to let you know, my sisters at the Jartycord are gooning to your shit website dying. Talk about throwing stones from glass houses.
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hello don't mind me i'm just a little forg waltzing onto the 'log
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I am a gigastraight, extremely heterosexual man. In fact, I'm probably the straightest, most masculine male on this website. However, like just imagine having the privilege of witnessing this view. Tom's cute face looks down at you but the usual playful puppylike demeanor is gone, like he wants you to do something perhaps a little inappropriate, you feel me? Like, again, I'm super straight but I just had that thought when I saw this image.
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its all so fucking tiresome
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>inviting forsaken players to the sharty so that it can die off faster
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can we talk about how doll roleplayed as a baby because he has an abdl fetish and his fetish is the only reason /caca/ exists. /caca/ is a pedophile board.
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Discord is an awesome platform, it's an online thing
It's also an application (memes), that's where people join large communities
And servers, and to create they own server,
And it's very normal for a person to become a discord moderator
Everything related to discord is wonderful
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soiniggers…
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the log is filled with gems, aryans, kek, and high quality posts nowadays. there was ten days in my previous ten visits over the past month that gave me a hardy belly laugh. Love this wonderful website and thank you for making it great
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Cock problems

I've been doing coke constantly everyday over the last few months and I went cold turkey tomorrow and I'm still in psychosis, Any other 'teens went through a coke addiction?
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coawlson is a weawy bad woawjak… XD UWU ;3 rAWr
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>the coffin of andy and leyley
>friday night funkin
>geometry dash
>omori
>mouthwashing
>pizza tower
>undertale
>baldi's basics
>cult of the lamb
>animal crossing
>blue archive
>touhou
>dandy's world
>sprunki games
>antonblast
>lethal company
>class of '09
>oneshot
>ultrakill
>fear & hunger
>danganronpa
>life is strange
>deltarune
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i’ve been disconnected from society for two months for reasons i cant explain has anything eventful happened? I saw that froots gone
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Gemerald jewtuber Remnant777 had a video about the pedophilic degeneracy commonplace within the furfag community taken down today due to mass false reporting from furfags. It’s about time to make them fear the anti-furfag movement and not just random doxxings of their favorite artists.

1. Find as many of these videos he mentioned were on YouTube as possible, then mass report them. Preferably try to focus on ones he mentioned in the video, if anyone here remembers any names.

2. Dox the posters of as many of these videos as possible.

3. Look through the comment sections, then dox as many furfags in them as possible. Quantity is more important than quality here.

Bonus round. If you can find any artists whose art is being used as furnigger pfps, dox them to cause large-scale seethe.
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG I JUST DOXED THE ROOSTER IN MY RARI, THAT'S AN ALGO GETTING DAT SENTIENT NAMEROLL
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Makin' my way downtown
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just makin' my way, makin' a way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder, if you ever think of me?
'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Livin' in your precious memory
'Cause I'll need you
And I'll miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by?
Oh 'cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I, I don't wanna let this go
I, I don't
Makin' my way downtown
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead
Just makin' my way, makin' a way
Through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Oh oh
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by?
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could just hold you
Tonight
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the log is filled with trannies, faggots, spadeposters, and low quality posts nowadays. there was only one day in my previous ten visits over the past month that were worth a damn. fuck this shitty website and fuck you for making it shittier
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>forming a new political party in hawaii called the nazi party
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks?
Are we turning into Marge?Confused
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new toss
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>forsakenwiki.com immigrants
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>having a revolver as a CCW
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Send your angriest 'jaks
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ITT:We force blue archive
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>1. Lock award because people can't be nice
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>2. Report transphobes so they can be banned :)
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>3. Lena is based
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>Keep sending reddit cares, it lets me know im doing a good job ✌️
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Send your angriest 'jaks
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Tried to remember
But my feelings can't know for sure
Try to reach out
But it's gone
Lucky stars in your eyes
I am walking the cow
I really don't know how I came here
I really don't know why I'm staying here
Oh, oh, oh
I am walking the cow
Tried to point my finger
But the wind keeps blowing me around
In circles
Circles
Lucky stars in your eyes
I am walking the cow
I really don't know what I have to fear
I really don't know why I have to care
Oh, oh, oh
I am walking the cow
Lucky stars
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!!test!!
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What a dead nigger baby of a website, there's ploopapisspeepee posters, peeplooppissapoop threads, unironic piss poopploppaploop threads and no poopplissapoop threads. Just shut the fucking site down. im trans btw
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Found these old phonefag screenshots of /qa/, oldsois really thought this was the funniest raysin on 4chan, goes to show how shit 4cuck is
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I FOUND A GEM GOLDMINE

https://au.pinterest.com/search/pins/?q=soyjak
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serious question

why are there so many genuine troons and faggots on this site? whats the appeal with how hostile this website is?
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late night 'ackbox raid
mind the glow
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Why did xe become irrelevant after once being an 'arty culture staple? We still find trans people annoying and all. Could it be OMGSISA syndrome (ev&doe xe is supposed to be an ENBY and NOT a woman like Soyan)? I don't see xem in OMGSISA posts either thoughbeit, so?
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I don't even know anymore
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ITT:we Soyduel without quoting

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Is the detransitioning person browsing soy rn
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Cucked by BWC…
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Total Labubu Death
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>ban 'cado
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>/b/
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>be me
>be
>be
>see
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clitty or something
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why hasnt there been a variant that has caught on since 2023
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>EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS BAIT

By thinking like this, you can have the peace of mind knowing anyone who disagrees with your mindset is simply trying to get a reaction out of (You), and isn't worth wasting time trying to convince otherwise.

So yes, everything that (You) don't like is indeed, bait. Sleep easy focusing about (You)rself, the community around (You) and people who care about (You). Life is too short for obsessing about things millions of miles away.
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<erm, black people just have a culture problem. if we fix their culture we can fix them and lead to a flourishing mutual beneficial society.
>kill niggers
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>deliberately raisinting up the 'log
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whats the font on the soylent logo im making a custom soylent themed stylesheet
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BBC Black

+=Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post 'jaks of this color ITT.=+
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>only now realizing tsmt didnt mean "then stop missing threads"
kinos for this feel?
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Pink

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post 'jaks of this color ITT.
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ITT: We summon mustard

MUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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new 'oss
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go shawty its yo birthday
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Onion White

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere
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>Glocks are LE GOOD ev&oe it's the gun niggers use
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>explaining to my polycule that phantom pain is real and spreading phantom pain awareness
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>i sexually identify as an attack helicopter
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I Made A Soy Song Parody

I plan to sing it later after I get some feedback and maybe make some tweaks, I'm pretty good at singing. Original song linked.

[Verse]
Down below, a gemmy thread,
It's great OC without reppies.
Realise they're posting coal,
I can only let it slide.

Post was made so long ago.
Left no trace, nor archive page.
Bait bumps fast and gems slide slow.
Hate to say I knew it'd go.

[Chorus]
So much brimstone,
That I sage to go down.
So much gemeralds,
That cannot stay up.

[Verse]
Past the brim that line our log,
Hurry now it's time to post.
Make each hour matter most.
Post it like never before.

Revolting in a broken board,
Holding onto gems we've saved.
Frogs collide and cause a war.
Still I wish gems would not go.

Post was made so long ago.
Face defeat and take the blow.
So naïve now I know more.
Can't forget the gems before.

[Chorus]
So much brimstone,
That I sage to go down.
So much gemeralds,
That cannot stay up.

That cannot stay up,
That cannot stay up,
That cannot stay up,
That cannot stay up,
That cannot stay up,
That cannot stay up.

So much brimstone,
So much brimstone.
That I sage to go down,
Sage to go down.
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>creating a social network to safely help willing troons detransition and find positive communities
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soot change my diaper
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>pph
Website deader than a nigger baby
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Blue

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post 'jaks of this color ITT.
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look at this funny cobson
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white people have no culture
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DID imake brimstone?

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Anyone have the full quality version?
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Can I bust a nut in your pussy.
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Nusois are Kazakhstani mudslime chinks kek pepe
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GeG SoyJaks? Dim de weh mi puta GRANDE JEEEEEJ It's Jino!
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>less than 500 pph on a summer weekend late at night
what happened to this site
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>taking bwc pills to make your bbc more trans for your pansexual brown wife and 2 autistic bi daughters
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>tuffblud on the beat
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>ITT we discuss the blackpill
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-------WARNING------

WARNING

THERE ARE IMAGES OF BLACK PEOPLE ON THE LOG

THERE ARE PHOTOS OF NIGGERS ON THE SOY LOG

LEAVE NOW OR ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
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vote bill july 18th
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>saying nigger
<killing niggers
^killung nigger babies
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As sure as night is dark and day is light
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>TanRapeComic.png
<NiggerRapesTranny.webm
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>having a period
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=+geg nusois this video is really funny+=
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>mi esposa
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Green

>Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
>Post jaks of this color ITT.
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Pepe is possessed has schizophrenia.
He will kill anyone who replies.
Only Dr Soyberg can stop him.
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Move this thread to /qa/. Now you may or may not being experiencing psychological reactance, the phenomenon where someone feels a threat to their freedom of choice when they are told to do something, even if it's something they were already planning to do, leading them to lose motivation or even the desire to do it. you can still go ahead and move this to /qa/, but remember, you’re giving me what I want, you have now lost your freedom, because I told you to do something.
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This is what trannies consider as humor.
smh
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Why is this game hated again?
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Any other color (state what)

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post 'jaks of this color ITT.
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Red

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post jaks of this color ITT.
R: 2 / I: 1

Yellow

Whichever color thread stays on the 'log the longest will be deemed the official color of the soysphere.
Post jaks of this color ITT.
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how do you think we will go out?
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Name a more iconic duo.. I'll wait.
>
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Have you seen the funky worm anywhere?
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>>>/sneed/2300
RED FLOOD GET
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>saying "AIslop."
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I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
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deforestroons have destroyed my home
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Whats your ACTUAL opinion about AI replacing artists?
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>Post detected, flood discarded
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IAS
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My dress go spinny UwU ~~~~
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>Flood discarded, post detected
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>>12143325(OP)
>>12143317(OP)
>>12143312(OP)
>>12143309(OP)
>>12143307(OP)
Whichever thread stays on the 'log the longest becomes the official color of the soysphere.. because I said so.. okay?
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listen to this chud..
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ITT

Gemmies you get banned on xitter for posting
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Bow down before the sun king, peasant.
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>this log sucks, but not as bad like when that mcdonalds worker gave me the wrong food or something
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Tossrald
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I bought this jacket for 10 dollars. Thoughts?
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Are you clean shaven? I just shaved everything off my face and now I feel like a faggot
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Rate
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Does anyone have more 'o videos?
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M (Mack's Adventure thread)

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something
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The pro-'cado argument makes no sense if you really apply it consistently. "No one is weird enough to goon to it?" Some retarded teenager (16+ board) is more likely to goon to the memory of his fully clothed female classmate or something than to his fat male teacher, but if that teacher goes into school ass-naked one day then he's gonna be a sex offender forever.
Inb4
<All women are EPI so ban them too
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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> I-I-I'M NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING.
fly high big hoss
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>RAPE IS.. LE BAD.. OKAY CHUDDY?
>WHY IS IT BAD? IT JUST IS.. OKAY?
>DONT RAPE WOMEN EV&DOE THATS WHAT YOUR BODY IS DESIGNED TO DO BECAUSE… IT HECKING HURTS THEM.. OR SOMETHING
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAPE POONERS? THATS HECKING UNWHOLESOME! STOP DOING THAT!
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>Hello there, fellow 'teen.. I have heard you are selling some splinter links.. WHAT? I'm not a janny!
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>old macdonald had a farm
<OOOOH HOOOOOOHHHH OOOOOOH ackackakcakca
>E-I-E-I-OH
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deltroon good because ytpmv elf
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Soyteens, how many objects can you make out in the first picrel? Let me know in the replies.
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nu gigas
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>>>12142069
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Nusoitoss
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What era did you join in?
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Machines are not supposed to be male or female.

However in Murder Drones, it's implied that machines have souls so they adopt human features such as being male or female.

This is obviously an allegory to tranny ideology where gender is separate from sex, or that one can be a woman trapped in a man's body- or in this case, a robot presenting as a human male/female.

Murder Drones pedo lost.
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Hello and good day to you all. Post a bitcoin address and I will gift you a bit of money. Thanks for your time.
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>The scourge of porn addiction ha-AAAAACK!
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What are you
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I learned how to tie my shoes when i was 16.
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soytan thread
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marksissies…
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What happened to the 'cado 'o that someone said they're going to create it?
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I still can't whistle
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post variants so obscure they're on the fine line of becoming variant:unknowns
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do you think the spirit of andrew fosgate is haunting the servers
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>war is hell man, I've been bleeding from my ass, I've got red shit.
<OMG A FELLOW REDDITOR???????????
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In an actual BNWO all the white women would have black babies but then all the black dads would leave to go get that fent and the kids would be violent and then there would be no more white people after like 2 generations just an africa 2.0
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Soyteens what is you opinion on Reddit
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>N is rapeable.
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>using mulletjak instead of melbournejak
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Is videogamedunkey keyed or locked?
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The Brazilian girl who posts on pol admitted she’s a queen of hearts and that she thinks white men are the most attractive
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>gaping your throte for the bvbnwo
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>Shemmycuck award, badges through the roof
>They called, I asked for proof

>Discord Shemmycuck Pedo Negro Nigger

>That's me
>Murder Drones and brimstone, the Big Three through
>FNF loses to me


>I'm a Shemmycuck Shitskin Nigger (Pedo)

>Yes, I'm a Vantablack Shemmycuck Shitskin Nigger
>Shemmycuck Award, badges through the roof
>They called, they asked for proof


>(Discord Shemmycuck Pedo Nigger)

>(That's me Murder Drones Brimstone, the big three)
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>Shit Nobody Cares About
<Shit Cobody Nares About
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thespacebarisnotworkingonmylaptop
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>pyrocynical
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>destiny
>hasan
>vaush
<president sunday
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>This entire 'log
Wipe this brim from the face of the earth
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'toss
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My wife's boyfriend bought me soylent And a bag of cricket chips!
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test
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keeeek nusoi'tosses
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do you guys think its a coincidence as soon as india and asia become active some faggot starts spamming the log with miss circle goonslop
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Whats the scariest thing you've seen on the internet. You can either post it here ITT but if you dont have it saved just describe what the scariest thing you saw was. I wanna hear about and see some scary gems im bored right now

Btw by scariest thing I mean like actually scary stuff, stuff like 'p in the kuz era is bad but I'm talking about like scary stuff and not just disgusting stuff o algo
Also JANNIES DO NOT MOVE THIS THREAD TO QA THE LOG IS COAL RIGHT NOW THIS THREAD IS FINE TO BE HERE
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>oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
<ME! ME! ME! I'M THE EDGY BOY I'M THE EDGY BOY!!
>No, No, you are supposed to feel CONDESCENDED-ACKKKKK!!
R: 11 / I: 4
There could be a woman browsing the sharty rn, watch what you post
R: 1 / I: 0
'toss
R: 3 / I: 3
'toss
R: 1 / I: 1
Dear anonymous poster,
Please stop posting images depicting a pregnant Miss Circle. Thank you.
R: 0 / I: 0
>vaush
<president sunday
R: 3 / I: 2
'toss
R: 1 / I: 0
'toss
R: 12 / I: 8
'toss
R: 2 / I: 1
desu
R: 0 / I: 0
Poop and niggers dying
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 1 / I: 1
'toss
R: 1 / I: 0
this is a god tier wojack nusoi
SoyBooru post #76900
R: 2 / I: 0
The good thing about soyjaks is that there isnt any shitty virtue signaling.
R: 29 / I: 5
>oney plays
<vanoss gaming
R: 2 / I: 1
>though
R: 11 / I: 0
Ovulating at bad times is literally hell I almost sucked my cousins dick this weekend fuck this gay life
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
>chimneyswift
>cavemanfilms
>antvenom
<batclone
R: 2 / I: 0
if you use normalfag social media like instagram or twitter you are an irl soyjak
R: 0 / I: 0
>though
R: 3 / I: 2
The shiny yellow ball in the sky is gone and now everything is dark because there's a puny banana shaped white thingie in the sky.
Why?
R: 0 / I: 0
>though
R: 0 / I: 0
>though
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
>though
R: 1 / I: 1
'toss
R: 3 / I: 1
>jewtuber i dont like
<jewtuber i like
R: 1 / I: 0
>why is there some fucking hospital in the middle of nowhere
>why did nate GO IN the hospital in the first place
R: 1 / I: 0
Oh my god I just realized Dan is named after danbooru
R: 1 / I: 0
'toss
R: 42 / I: 42

ITT: Oekaki OC only

R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 2 / I: 2
'toss
R: 15 / I: 4
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 1 / I: 0
'toss
R: 1 / I: 4
'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Am i schizo or is the post button much faster today
It usually takes a second or two to start the posting… thing but today it's responding instantly
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
>CHICKENS CAN'T DANCE… BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OKAY???!?
R: 3 / I: 0
'toss
R: 3 / I: 0
>look, I turned myself into a pickle!!!
<found you silly, I must've taken you out when I was dilating.
>OH GOD HELP ME MORTY HELP ME I DON'T OHHHHHHHHH GOD THE SMELL ITS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SMELT OH GOD BLURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MO-BLURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG
R: 3 / I: 0
jager
R: 2 / I: 1
>si witsi witsi araña subio a su telaraña que no se me suba esa perra que a su vato engaña
R: 9 / I: 4
>trvke incoming
The tohou spam is by one mod
R: 5 / I: 3
does anyone have a troonella coinslot parody image?
R: 1 / I: 1
>I'M GONNA TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
R: 3 / I: 0

Based GILF who makes the head of the EU seethe

https://ftjmedia.com/video/.zHB_a38RIhkdkjfP5y-nSA
R: 3 / I: 1
Dox and rape these faggotian xitter immigrants
R: 1 / I: 0
look at this funny soy wojak i found
R: 2 / I: 0
Will karma rape me if i laugh at gore videos?
R: 2 / I: 2
Anyone else here listen to The Scorpions
R: 2 / I: 0
Oh no, a ‘cado! Now your day is ruined!
R: 5 / I: 4
>kai cenat
<ishowspeed
R: 17 / I: 3
R: 13 / I: 10
>jacksepticeye
<markiplier
R: 0 / I: 0

FROOTS FINAL MESSAGE

AFTER THE DEPARTURE OF FROOT, he left a final message for soyteens to hear. This recording was lost in time and was finally discovered by looking through several archives in search of hidden gems.
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This message that Froot had left is confirmed to be prophetic, as it signals the impeding dooms that will face the sharty when ADMIN 6 arrives.
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Certain soyentists and 'ki editors debate on when this video was created, but it is confirmed to be Froot by several tests and processes used within the Soyberg Facility in Sweden. The message proves to be shocking and is quite insightful towards the new direction the site is headed towards.
R: 6 / I: 2
>a secret number between 6 and 7 known as 'thrembo'
R: 8 / I: 2
I really just want a popular troonslop animator to break the mold with a very offensive joke against niggers and trannies.
I pray this happens one day and see the biggest troon meltdown on the internet.
R: 1 / I: 1
Im finally back from my hour long ban for posting diaper porn. whats up guys.

ME AFTER A BBC AND SPROKE
R: 5 / I: 0
>>12222222 prediction thread
R: 0 / I: 0
>scary
R: 4 / I: 1
>don't touch mi C-P
>don't touch mi cow piss
>i don't like whitebois
>cause FNF is winner
R: 4 / I: 1
>nusois don't turn evil
I'm testing something, go hide the thread
R: 0 / I: 0
quote mustard can I have admin please
R: 0 / I: 0
SoyBooru post #111708
R: 8 / I: 2
OMGGGGG THERE'S FOIDS ON THE SHARTY I LOVE FOIDS SO MUCH
R: 7 / I: 1
>wew lad
>what did he mean by this?
>CARLOS!!!
>>t.
>>implying
Why is 4cuck ""humor"" so unfunny?
R: 150 / I: 27
Comment section raiding
Itt we raid comments of tube' videos for gegs. That simple.
R: 2 / I: 0
EVERY time I wake up 😡 I feel this RAGE because I remember Trump won 😤 and conservatives STILL exist. It makes me SO mad 😭 I HATE them ALL 😡💥 they’re ALL fascists 🤬 I despise them with EVERY fiber of my being 💢. It pisses me off how more than HALF of America 🇺🇸 is full of Nazis 👹 in BROAD daylight. I can’t TAKE IT anymore 🔥 this world is GONE 🚮 the damage cannot be undone even if we snap 🫨 back to reality and vote Democrat 💙. HOW are we supposed to FIX the damage they CAUSED? I hate them ALL with PASSION 🔥🔥🔥. But TOGETHER we can BEAT those fascists 💥✊ VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙!!! We should BAN the Republican party FOREVER 🗑️ and there will ONLY be Democrats 💪 and REAL people 🫂 who CARE about this country 🇺🇸. THEY are the REAL Americans ❤️🔥.
R: 471 / I: 58
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1368 / I: 462
Nufrogcacas, nusoicacas… ceasefire! There is a pedophile within the community that needs to be 'oxxed, 'aped, and 'illed!
>https://files.catbox.moe/9ibso0.zip
R: 400 / I: 103

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 301 / I: 67
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1146 / I: 273

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 265 / I: 44

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 2 / I: 1 (sticky)

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