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ITT we tell a story one word at a time, ill start

Once

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Thoughts? Any surprises o algo? Do you think it's accurate?

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TWITCH RAID THREAD

'APE THIS 'ARTIC GAME NAOWWWWW
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnbluettv
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnbluettv
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnbluettv
https://www.twitch.tv/saturnbluettv
(FORGOT IDS AWARD)

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facedoxx thread

rate me out of ten 'teens

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this site is lowk corny and just uninteresting af icl

R: 2 / I: 0
'Necro on the 'log

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geg this 'toss is very relatable

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Benjamin Nethaniah Cracked Drumphf's Foreskin

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boring log today post geggy images and videos ITT

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Soyteens, whats our response to this based and Christpilled Rant video calling us out? https://youtu.be/zGiFUcF9yN0

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Benjamin Nethaniah Cracked Kirk's Foreskin

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hello /soy/ I need help finding the name of this song/remix. this is notably featured in the Troonsaken raids 'ox edit (File:Soultoss_compressed.mp4 on the 'ki). it doesn't remind me of anything I've heard and I can't make out enough of the lyrics to get many results based on that. I only know that it's a hardstyle remix of something. any help would be appreciated.
inb4 'NYPA'

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niggerpoopmantis

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whats the worst thing you've ever done

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>*cough*

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Electronic old men are the future.

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Just drew this because I was bored

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'toss

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You get to completely wipe a latinx country from earth, but 3 Germania countries in Europe get wiped as well. You get to choose which countries, think wisely.

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Gonna go to sleep. Good night

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Itt we watch this gemerald
>
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gem thread

ITT post actual gems

just filehash the brimmy ones

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/SF/ smurfing thread!

Hello my fellow smurfs! Come here and talk so we can smurf together!

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Does anyone else do this

Every time someone replies to me saying "[blank] award" i add it to a notepad document that lists every award i've gotten, i'm planning on printing them out irl soon

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/keyedduck/

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Hunky would unironically destroy and solo the jerdee and all of the other boogiemen

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What was that thing Sabrina Carpenter said again? Something about PG?

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Nate higger saying shit:

You should kill yourself right now you obviously obsessed shit_shit nigger monkey lover Jew chink faggot. You will never be a real woman and also you are blak. We kill niggers here

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Once you go blak… you never go back.
This was just a saying to me until I experienced it for myself, first hand

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Send me the gif of feral going nuts nigga!!!

R: 0 / I: 0
Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod. Just in case, THOUGH, we're police.

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[sexually provacative comment]

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ITT we continue and hopefully finish Triple Thrembo (With ID's this time)
<reddit space
I'm absolute shit at building in Geometry Dash so hoping some other 'teens can finish this gem of a level.
>kys geometry dash pedo

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Squirt is piss

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So on tittok and instagram there this trend of like trying to stop racism or whatever I don't really know how to explain it, but I'll provide some examples.

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ELECTIONS FOR NEW ADMIN PART 4

Final votes since I never did it

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So i found dis on twitter hehe

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Encountering the evil on the Sharty

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It's all in the numbers. Number one: That's terror. Number two: That's terror.

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>luciegoon hiding tweets on twitter
XE COULD BE MAKING A 2ND ONE, PREPARE FOR ROUND 2

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DEBATE RAID THREAD! GET IN NQVV

ITT VVE FIND THE BRIMMIEST OF LIVE PANEL SHOWS, CALL IN, PRETEND TO CARE FOR THE FIRST SENTANCE, THEN CHUD IT UP BY SAYING ANYTHING WITH NIGGER IN IT

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i thought tomoko was a femboy im so disappointed

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Heyy soyjak.st foids on the ‘log ama <3

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LUCIEGOON GOT DROPPED BY NAMECHEAP
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;luciegoon.xyz.INA

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
luciegoon.xyz.3472INSOAdns1.registrar-servers.com. hostmaster.registrar-servers.com. 1773420932 43200 3600 604800 3601

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don't act like it ain't jerdee

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Thank you, Quote, for hosting the site with fun raids and memes

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'jak the 2nd image

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Your gf comes to you and says she has a confession… she says lately she's been masturbating imagining you getting slapped by a BBC bvll!!!!!! What's your response??

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A YO DOCoctos! its be 'p bro!😂 Yo!

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How big is your dih?

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female GEMital mutilation 'tchouli on da 'loggy though

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I learned how to suck my own dick

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what reason is there to hate hunky?

R: 8 / I: 0
Should I do Bulgarian split squats or leg press today?

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KILL MUSTARD KILL QUOTE

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how far can you cum /soy/

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we are all evil and retarded :(

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hi

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rape niggers and glowies with pickaxes kill cia with a hammer

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So I saw a dream that I was at a bar, it's kind of funny because I don't go to bars anymore and I don't drink alcohol anymore, and I talked to a homeless guy who was also drunk but I also recognized, he kept on telling me that he has the best business idea out there and he kept on telling me that I should work with him and then all of a sudden he asked me for my phone number and he decided to wire me almost half a million euros and then somehow I started fearing that I may have scammed him but then I remember he literally told me that it was a gift but then he came after me telling me that I had somehow robbed him. What kind of dream was that? im trans btw

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Can somephono teach me how to bait? I'm tired of my bait getting -999 reppeys

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Will the sharty and the 'fe ever make friends

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'T on the log

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IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS

<OFFSITERS CAN'T JAK
oh yeah, well what about this IAS gem chvd
https://x.com/Le_WinterFrost/status/2032501418993611118

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itt this thread we watch this gem

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What’s the appeal of wine? I have tried drinking it, but it’s so bitter it makes wanna puke

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P

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If there are any Crystal Cafe cuties on the 'arty right now, just letting you know if you date me I'll let you have unlimited access to my folder of 1200+ hand-picked big nigger lips.

R: 2 / I: 0

If your wife asked you if you'd let a blak man use his bbc to fuck you and her, would you allow it?

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soicakakeraldis… no soyacks…. no jems…. no gud posted notes…. shutings it down now, geggings!

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>nusois don't even know how to solve 152.8 x 5 is
oh no no… though

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I'm genuinely dangerous. Someone just shoot me in the head before I kill somebody for some stupid reason.

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mass report this brimstone yt channel of caca "femboy" gooning or just making gooning sounds on camera
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb
Xis dearcord: vem_y4i
Xis dearcord: vem_y4i
Xis dearcord: vem_y4i

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Would you let a BBC blak man rape your wife to death (if you had one) for 1 billion dollars?

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gemmy music thread

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We've got one year, my head hurts a lot

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It's almost certain Eminem (supposed birthname, "Marshall Bruce Mathers III") is a pooner who transitioned FtM either during or before discovery by Dr. Dre. The skeletal and soft-tissue markers remain decisively female even after a presumed 25+ years of hormonal therapy and presentation changes.

Key facial skeletal & soft-tissue observations:

The supraorbital ridge, or brow ridge, is completely flat with no projection.
Male skulls reliably develop noticeable bossing under the influence of androgens. This would have been apparent almost immediately after male puberty. This structure shows zero development, which is consistent with the natal female bone patterning.
The mandibular contour is rounded with an obtuse gonial angle of ~120–130° and a narrow bigonial width. There is a remarkable absence of a square, masculine jawline or everted gonion flaring.
The zygomatic arches have a high insertion point, but the overall bizygomatic diameter is narrow, and the forward projection is delicate. The zygomatic arches have typical female morphology (elevated but slender) rather than the wider, more robust male presentation.
The orbital shape and superior orbital rim are rounded with vertically short orbits and minimal supraorbital overhang. There is no soft-tissue hooding, and the rims appear thin and feminine.
The nasal skeleton shows a narrow nasal bridge, a small piriform aperture, and an upturned nasal tip with a defined supratip break. The philtrum is short (around 11–13 mm), and the lips show preserved fullness and clear Cupid's bow definition, even in later images.
The overall craniofacial proportions are heart-shaped/oval, the female archetype. The midface is compact, and the lower face shows no significant widening from androgens.

Additional body markers visible in nearly all of Eminem's photo:

Narrow biacromial diameter (shoulders appear narrow relative to head size)
Preserved wider pelvic structure suggested by how the shirt drapes at the hips
No visible laryngeal prominence (Adam’s apple) in profile shots across career

Conclusion: the individual known as Eminem presents as a trans-identified female who began social/medical transition sometime before or during early fame. The underlying female skeletal base is not masculinized to a degree that would be expected from long-term high-dose testosterone exposure in a natal male. Voice, mannerisms, and public affect appear to be the result of training + possible minor procedures rather than any form of primary male puberty.

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Quote should ban meta-whining fags for namefag drama on /soy/

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Kill all pooners, how could you tell?

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ANB who just became a DNB here. ama

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mass report this brimstone yt channel of caca "femboy" gooning or just making gooning sounds on camera
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb
https://youtube.com/@vem-y4i?si=odZq4F4zObCHNdvb

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can someone pls buy me hoi4 ultimate eddition
no arrow cus I am an slf

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this site is more dead than the long-dead website

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For some reason popular culture is downstream from both the hood and imageboards, two places which are essentially the outskirts of society.
For example things like rap, twerking, ghetto slang, etc come from the hood and are now part of everyday life for normal white Americans. I've even seen white girls refer to themselves as snowbunnies which was originally a fairly obscure term not that long ago.
The same can be said of imageboards. Nearly all the most famous and popular memes come from 4chan despite the relatively small userbase. The terms gooning, looksmaxxing, chud, incel, etc have also become popular with many normalfags using these words in actual conversations. Even the sharty has had noticable influence on the internet despite an even smaller number of users.
Another thing very popular on imageboards is the concept of the “queen of spades fetish”, with the tattoos and clothes and shit. Right now only boomer cuck's wives and only fans whores engage with this stuff, but it makes one wonder if in the near future we will begin to see normalfag girls playing into the queen of spades aesthetic. Perhaps even getting tattoos.

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how do i stop being a hikikomori and make friends irl

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HOP ON THE CSS GAMESESH TODAY NUSOIL
connect css.soyjak.st in the game console

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i own raw thermite what do i do with it

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I was bored and ordered a 50cm diameter long 'za. Im not fat or anything, in fact Im more or less fit, but Im alone and wanted a lot of 'za

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How many days do you wear the same socks?

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I'm a wildlife photographer and just snapped this dope ass picture. What do you think?

R: 3 / I: 1
Fellow ytbois, the snowbunny epidemic is getting out of hand. What can we do to fight back o algo?

R: 9 / I: 0
ugh *yaaaaawn*

wokeup

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Why do whites flagellate themselves over their race so much? I'm not asking why Jewish niggers would want to push "white guilt", I'm asking why it even worked. Are whites this retarded?

R: 127 / I: 11
>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero

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Hey you. Leave her alone.

R: 3 / I: 0
ITT WE CONTINUE TRIPLE THREMBO
<marge what is that
It was a Geometry dash level made by 'teens that sadly got abandoned BUT that is unfortunate as it was very gemmy so we should continue it NOW.
<kys geometry dash pedo

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I can’t help explain or promote this image as a “character,” because the image contains hate/extremist symbolism and racist messaging. I can, however, explain what the elements in the image appear to reference and why it’s problematic.

What the image appears to depict

The drawing style resembles the “Wojak / Yes Chad / meme face” style, often used in internet memes.

The spade with the letter “Q” on the forehead is commonly associated with QAnon, an online conspiracy movement.

The spade symbol is also sometimes used in extremist or racist meme contexts online.

The mug text in the image contains an explicitly racist slogan targeting white people and referencing a pornographic stereotype (“BBC”). It’s meant to provoke or insult.

Images like this are typically part of shock-value or trolling memes designed to offend or stir arguments online.

Overall meaning

The image appears to be a provocative or troll meme mixing:

conspiracy-movement symbolism,

racist messaging,

and the Wojak meme style.

These kinds of images are often circulated in fringe internet spaces to bait reactions, spread extremist symbolism, or create culture-war arguments.

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Ive managed to scam people out of 300 dollars by larping as a foid online. This isnt soylitical, i just wanted to brag.

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i fucking hate vtubers i hope they all suffer be it female or male

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Since it's 2026, can we admit that Wojak isn't IAS and is actually kinda coal? It only exists for troons to self insert into an otherwise funny culture (rage comics).

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Seething oldfag dogs

COBSON created them to protect the CHVD BVDS on the internet from the oldfag scum . FROGPOSTERS are the attack force of the CHVD race. This is why FROGPOSTERS raided 4chan around the same time the KWAY were locked by jannies. They destroyed the 4cuck capital of /lgbt/ and replaced it with /QA2/, to honour our GREEN FROG (YESIL KURBAGA) nature.

When the KAAY was destroyed the SHARTY was the last CHVD BVD site on the web. The oldfag subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the CHVDS and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest YESIL KURBAGA of them all, BIG NIGGERS LIPS SPAMMER, fought of the oldfag beasts and created a CHVD utopia on /soy/. However the nefarious schemes of the oldfags continued, attempting to overwhelm the Sharty with tranime OLDFAG immigrants after 4cuck was hacked

Luckily from the furthest we can get from oldfag culture in the Soysphere, the Sharty's /POL/ Board, a new YESIL KURBAGA rose for the first time since BIG NIGGERS LIPS SPAMMER. POOP AND NIGGERS DYING destroyed all oldfag TRANIME devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of the SHARTY. Now the YESIL KURBAĞA FROGPOSTERS must struggle against the oldfags to end that accursed race once and for all

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We should be actively colonizing troon media, if they can colonize our snca, so can we with theirs

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I don't know what to do. I’m 22. I don’t have any friends, and I have never had a girlfriend. I don’t even have a basic education; I can’t do math or grammar. I have to use a secondary program to fix my grammatical errors as I type this. I wasted my childhood and teens being glued and addicted to games and social media. The worst thing is that I didn’t even like it. Sure, it was stimulating, but I always had a pit in my stomach.

I’m not angry; I’m just sad. I wish the internet never existed, and I could have had a normal life growing up, playing with other kids outside instead of being stuck in a dark room all by myself.

I totally get the tranime obsession with isekai; I would sell my soul if it meant I could get to experience the life I never had. I feel like I have never lived.

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does anyone have a soytan mod for a game?

R: 13 / I: 7
ITT we post our phone home screens
(certain apps are censored because the yellow dogs will clitty leak)

R: 1 / I: 1
If I go to Soy Fortress where my Steam account has a Vore avatar and you decide to dox me for it, I will cry

R: 8 / I: 3
I like nature, its very pretty. Do nusois like nature?
>

R: 9 / I: 2
Daily reminder there's a subreddit called r/GrowYourClit where foids rub testosterone cream on their clitties and it makes them grow

R: 0 / I: 0
FUCKING AWARD NAMEROLL LEAVE ME ALONE YOU OBSESSED DEMON POSSESSED NAMEROLLOID "AWARD"

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I have seen a lot of soycucks confuse lolita with lolicon. Lolita has multiple meanings, but one of them is a victorian time inspired clothing style, which has nothing to do with drawn 'p.

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hiii haii hii

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test

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Jak this

R: 8 / I: 1
daily reminder that Pippa vtuber dox is:
Name: Nicolette Rose Pinder
Date of Birth: May 31, 1998 (27 years old)
Address: 5017 Lansdowne Dr, Durham, NC 27712 (Living with groomer boyfriend and friends)
Nationality: Unknown
Email(s): vagun1kawitch@mail.ru
Phono(s):
541-499-1736
541-499-1677

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EMBEDED 'G COLLECTION
HERE WE POST EMBEDED 'G'S TO SCARE OFF NUSOIS

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>I wish you wouldn't ignore me, I texted you last morning. You said you'd coal up the log early, you said you'd coal it early
>I thought you didn't like gemeralds, apparently now you're changing. I hope you don't exchange me, I hope you don't exchange me.
>Cobblestone you're so cute maybe, we could start dating? You said you'd think about it, I doubt you think about it.
>I don't want to brim up the log alone, can you just pick up the phone? I'm so in love with you, I'm so in love with you.
<The 7 reddit spaces to turn super coally
>I wish you wouldn't go on /soy/, I texted you last morning. You said coal was gemmy, you said coal was gemmy.
>I thought you didn't like hunky, apparently now you're changing. I hope you continue coalling the wiki, I hope you continue coalling the wiki.
>Cobblestone you're so cool maybe, we could start dating? You said you'd think about it, I doubt you think about it.
>I don't want to brim up the log alone, can you just pick up the phone? I'm so in love with you, I'm so in love with you.
Is this a good parody?

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ISRAEL IS SECRETLY RUN BY JEWS

R: 4 / I: 0
how does this video make you feel

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/v/pedos are really that easy to bait geg!

R: 16 / I: 1
does /soy/ wear pyjamas?

R: 102 / I: 29
nu template just dropped

R: 18 / I: 10
WebM/WebP are literally the worst formats ever. Just look how many vulnerabilities. And not every website supports this shit. Thank you jewgle.

R: 10 / I: 6
Like it or not even if you get your perfect loyal virgin girlfriend she'll still be fantasizing about the mythical BBC from time to time and you're just gonna have to accept that chuddy. There's nothing wrong with some innocent fantasizing anyways.

R: 1 / I: 0
rate my oc

R: 3 / I: 0
ITT we link posts on here we don't like.
Like this: >>15503128

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hi

R: 3 / I: 2
New My Singing Momsters Island released
https://youtube.com/jcZhJCcF2T8

R: 9 / I: 1

toss

jak this award

R: 9 / I: 1
Average nusoi

R: 5 / I: 1
tag a nusoicuck whos lowk into some hot abdl goons

R: 3 / I: 0
Y'know, Gigus Chadus Nophonus predicted this.

R: 16 / I: 4
Is it gay to like flat-chested tomboy futas with masculine voices though

R: 3 / I: 0
what if hitler had a chastity cage?

R: 54 / I: 16
wanna dox this furry jew?

R: 1 / I: 0
the log has a lot more colors lately it feels like o algo

R: 6 / I: 1
nusois i- im a stinky baby who needs his diaper changed~

R: 24 / I: 6
desktop thread itt

R: 1 / I: 0
geggy 'toss
>

R: 6 / I: 6
Draw stuff

R: 7 / I: 4
playing with your pecker is gay

R: 5 / I: 1
How big is hunky's cock?

R: 5 / I: 1
I work at the Casino. Please buy me alcohol.

R: 23 / I: 5
something is happening to the sharty. I don't know what but I have a dreadful feeling.

R: 57 / I: 15
Have you noticed foids encourage feminine looking guys to troon out or be femboys? I think it's cause they fetishize gay bbc sex o algo.

R: 28 / I: 4
does /soy/ wear pyjamas?

R: 10 / I: 6
I GOT RAPED BY RANDOM 'G IN THREAD AAAAHHH

R: 19 / I: 4
you only have 4 superpower choices
which superpowers are you taking
(you can name any superpower you want

R: 5 / I: 1
why does every post i make get insta deleted

R: 31 / I: 4
if a reppey itt gets quinties we have to revive this project
>kys geometry dahs pedo

R: 3 / I: 1
Shroomjak! I love shroom jak!

R: 2 / I: 2
https://www.reddit.com/r/HellsKitchenFanFics/

this is unjokly btw

R: 2 / I: 2
Guys, I need exactly 2 furry 'jaks for a 'toss. Give me some examples

R: 52 / I: 14

Table Spider

I didn't clean my desk in such a long time that now there is a cobweb with a spider above it. Do I get rid of it? What should I name the spider?

R: 37 / I: 17
>watching 'nimekino le bad
kill your fucking self retarded cuckoldchud goycattle.

What else will I watch besides anime? YOUR cuckold goyslop garbage or /qa/ FOTMpedoslop? Blow your fucking brains out, chud.

I want a very large breast tall mommy waifu.

R: 6 / I: 4
Time for a tasty dinner. Mmmm, mango

R: 32 / I: 7
There's actually nothing wrong with slavery. If I was an african nigger and I had a chance to be sold to live in a house of rich whites as a slave I would absolutely go for it. In fact, slave owners were the ones who liked niggers the most

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NUSOIS…
My asshole is finished

R: 4 / I: 1
ancient dnb's

R: 21 / I: 1
let's watch cans without labels

R: 17 / I: 16
these days Fancy Pants' pants wouldn't even be particularly Fancy. they'd just be normal pants, since everyone wants to dress like a damn Homosexual. Food for thought. @joerogan

R: 13 / I: 2
why did we stop making fun of soy boys
people still make wife boyfriend jokes and clown on performative people
so why did we stop

R: 223 / I: 315
I like things that are cute.
Do you also like cute things?

R: 23 / I: 3
Here's to you soyjak .party and .st, rest forever here in our hearts.
The last and final moment is yours, that agony is your triumph.

R: 15 / I: 4
Why are my threads getting deleted? I haven’t broken any of the rules?

R: 21 / I: 6
azunyan on the log

R: 14 / I: 6
are pocky sticks aryan

R: 3 / I: 2
CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK CLAMSTAPLES IS NIGGERJAK
>No matter what persona it uses to mask himself, vantablak radiation will be found hidden in its text. Passing onto the victim's own text without them knowing, thus allowing us to see which victims he claimed below:
<

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, how could you tell?

R: 2 / I: 0
How do I get my life together and become a normie. I’m so tired of being an outcast nobaldi cares about

R: 14 / I: 2
Can someone make a mobile soysphere app that has the party, booru and wiki and a place to store Jak's you've saved, it would be very gemmy
>Only image with a phone I have

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Having some delicious keemun and it reminded me of the peculiar question of why blak tea seems to be the default tea in the west when green tea's tradition is millennia older? Is it just because blak tea was easier to import for bongs?

R: 0 / I: 0
someone made a soytan mod for gta san andreas

https://soyjak.st/v/thread/54820.html
you need a skin selector to use this

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someone should make a soytan mod for gta san andreas and oreos

R: 25 / I: 4

does anyone else do this

Posting it again, i randomly put question marks because i find it funny, example:
>kill yourself nigger?
>its based and turkpilled?
>meds?
Is it just me

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>nusois can't even raid the 'fe
JSID

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Cobblestone enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.

"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Cobblestone is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Cobblestone laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Cobblestone cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Cobblestone continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Cobblestone purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Cobblestone grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Cobblestone reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Cobblestone smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Cobblestone orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Cobblestone's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Cobblestone groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Cobblestone says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Cobblestone steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Cobblestone says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Cobblestone says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Cobblestone on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Cobblestone leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Cobblestone cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Cobblestone while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Cobblestone screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Cobblestone with awe. "That was… incredible." Cobblestone smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.

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Do u think cobblestone shaves her pussy or keeps it hairy

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Hi @valvesoftware thanks so much for the job offer but respectfully I will have to decline. Not sure the company is tasteful enough for me. Best of luck on your little video games though.

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru