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i love writing nonsense on this site
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Autists, this is your mindset.
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Im eating shitalalalalalalaiana food
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>Gigachad porn and the desire to exist
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IAS gem
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mods are asleep post rule breaking content in this thread kek
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>being a retarded nusoi and and posting your shit thread twice on accident
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>feeding yourself to talking lions
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Jak this
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>They fugging stole my strawberry elephant chimpazini bananini, fuck society.
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>actual Pro loli Brimstone has been on the 'booru for 5 months
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geg o algo
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ITT: We no arrow ourselves
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Who the fuck is still using the sharty these hours?
i feel bad for the timezonecucks who have to use this site when its a complete DNB
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why is she so ugly?
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I can't fucking take this anymore.
The indian butter chicken has to go. I murdered the toilet one too many times.
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20 years in the can, I wanted to post gems on the sharty, I compromised, I spammed every thread
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can someone add this to happenings 2025 on soyjakwiki, i do the captcha 20 times and it doesnt work
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>Drinking a gallon of vodka and crashing out on your family and hijacking a bulldozer and destroying your city in a violent drunken rampage all because someone called you a nusoi on a bald man with glasses image board
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Someone jak this
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NEW GEM BUSINESS IDEA
what if you kidnapped 2 niggers and put them in a deathmatch colosseum
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is smoking soy culture?
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is smoking soy culture?
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videothread because slow log
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What do I name this jak
>
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old 'toss
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Talking Heads on the 'log though
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LET'S RAID A SITE!
it's called sesh.fm where you can make songs with other people live, there are a ton of public lobbies where you can mess around. put shit like nigger sfx or tranny ack sound effect (like i did in the video) by just drag and dropping the mp3 to the timeline
you can also just delete the entire track but nophono fan finds that geggy
https://sesh.fm
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mom found the applejak fleshlight
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I'm the bull. AMA.
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realistically, what would you do if mario from super mario nintendo knocked on your door to deliver a quaran?
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Nu 'toss
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sex
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Yes on the 'log
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poopson acceleration thread

ITT we make poopson
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ON THE FIRST DAY OF SOYMAS, MY SOOTY GAVE TO ME
A cobson in a gem tree
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What song should I use for my alarm app (gems only)
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I am turnt up nigger
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OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS COMING TO FORTNITE
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Men at Work on the 'log
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Why isn't this gem used more often
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been using a bbc drildo for 6 months, here are my results
Family? Disowned.
India? Happy.
Asshole? Murdered.
Soot? Gone.
Gun? Loaded.

AMA
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Will they add punkert in fornite?
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make a QDL edit of this O algo
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Punkert thread
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i love bottled water so much that i dry hump my radiator from time to time
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is it a gem
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what the fuck is this log bro
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>*post he makes gets the nojak nameroll*
>quote me wiff efpee if youz ah pee dough
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Rammstein on the 'log
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sometimes, i look up at the stars and wish the local orphanage blows up one day…
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every single chud goons to futa like a cuckold

every single chud will become a dickless tranny soon
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jak this
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>it’s not pedophilia but if it was pedophilia it’s just pixels but if it doesn’t matter whether it’s pixels or not then pedophilia is based
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Does anyone have that gif of 4 chuds hanging from a spinning swastika?
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having any tattoos at all = slut 4 BBC


only sluts 4 BBC get tattoos 💯‼️
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>repost if
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do you like soytan
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>actual Pro loli Brimstone has been on the 'booru for 5 months
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What team are you on?
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>soyposting in 2014
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>Chopping the penis off of a nigger and making a mold out of it so you can create infinite BBC dildos to sell to white women
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>game awards
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itt we post videos

video thread because 'log is boring
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Chinpanini baninizi bombobini goosy ladyle lalala orcalala orcalaa
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Brr brr patamim tralala tralala capachina asanana
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why is everyphono banned from irc ?

why irc is blocked quote ?
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idk ive done a lot i used to goon outside everyday on a dead road, ive worn a dog collar so tightly my mom thought i tied a noose around my neck I've drank gallons of my own piss, ive used food as a dildo then ate it what about you now
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IT'S-A REAL MAMA MIA MARIO-OH-NO-NO
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The nazis were ‘oodists.

>Mass murdered disabled children

>Mass murdered non-White and slavic children
>Soldiers would sometimes rape children
>Hitler Youth was EPI

Anyone who supports the Nazis, posts Nazi dogwhistles, or anything remotely Nazi like (Pro-Trump, white supremacy posts, etc.) should be permabanned for rule 1, 2, and 4. I will be permanently leaving if this is not enforced.
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the troons are so close to making soyjaks 😭 💀
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>Punkert
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Can really old oldfags describe the /b/ day?
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I remembered.
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>>14881488
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OPERATION: POOP SHIT DECEMBER

>What is Operation: Poop Shit December?
We spam the replies and dms of the No Nut November targets with pictures of poop!

>Why specifically feces?

Because it’s funny

>Where can I get pictures of shit

From your friendly neighborhood scat porn site

>What if the target likes shit

Then tough luck

Everyday until January 1st, we send spam pictures of poop to dozens of lolcows to the point that it makes them physically ill.
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14400000 trips is close
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TURKROACH COAL ONNA 'OG
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sending death threats not cool or attractive
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WE CALL THIS A GEM IN TVRKEY
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Reminder that if you like Kojima games you're a tranny
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>Are any Jannie’s awake right now? IM BAN EVADINGIM BAN EVADING BAN ME BAN ME
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>consuming babies to use the iron in their blood to forge a sword to finally kill the other giga poster on this site
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What the fuck is "petra" exactly?
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THE INCEST TWINS ARE BACK

https://x.com/FeralAngelPaws

>marge who is this?

incestuous tranny faggots that ran a tranny grooming cord ring

>what do?

ack and post their ox, you can find it in the 'ki
https://soyjakwiki.org/The_Incest_Twincest

WITH IDS THIS TIME
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All admins were pedos
Fuck this shit site
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old 'toss thread
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It scares me how much child porn there is in the world.
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>did I just see you walk by the planned parenthood and NOT salute women and all the hard work they do for us men?
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did i make gems
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>67 niggers in my butthole kike kike I’m a pedophile rape niggers faggot nigger kill niggers nigger nigger nigger
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who would win?
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Cacaborea Airlines

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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>giga quoting nothing and or something
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when did sharty become so mainstream with (((these))) people
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i think the shitty gas station i bought my black and decker from put something in it that wasn't supposed to be in it
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>blackstone
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I just woke up sweaty as fuck at 2 am
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what are turkaryan faps? what are zelligers?
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what are turkaryan faps? what are zelligers?
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nophono
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>when the meds i blue
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Operation Destroy Degenerates December: 1st Day of Doxmas

Hello 'teens! Today, 12 December, we celebrate the First Day of Doxmas.
For each day, leading up to Christmas Eve, we dox one more target than the last, leading up to a total of 12 targets on the 24th.
We currently have no target category, but this may change depending on demand.
For more information see >>>/raid/242947, there are some targets in here that we can begin working on.

Secondary goals:
- Finish the unfinished doxes from No Nut November
- Continue doxing and sending pizza to No Nut November targets
- Spread No Nut November doxes across the internet, to perpetuate the resounding success of No Nut November
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>why da ziggers are here
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Did you have your glow up yet?
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>Is da Ziggers
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Stop posting punkert
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i have almost 1000 'pliers
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>Da ziggers is why im not a woman
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>Da ziggers
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faggots are fucking grody. you can be in the closet or slightly zesty and you don't apply to the category. you know what i mean. if your going to be on some "well im one of the based ones" or some shit admit your gay in the replies, get out of here.
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>no I actually enjoy sabrina carpenter, im not just going to the concert to pick up girls
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at this point jannies make better posts than users, shut it down and open janjan.janny
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marge is Quote an actual woman or a faggot, i'm confused
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I want a short petite Asian girl to dominate me

I want to be a boy whore to a small petite Asian gooner girl

Also I want to sniff her armpits
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>You think that's bad? Remember the time when everybody thought that Half-Life 3 was going to be announced at the Game Awards?
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>The Game Awards 2025
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>no you cant like that its troonslop and i dont like that youre supposed to be mindless cattle
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new toss
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>did I just see you walk by the planned parenthood and NOT salute women and all the hard work they do for us men?
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is it gay or bisexual to hookup with trannies?
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(you) are one of Santa's elves who lost his way looking for one of Santa's reindeer at the North Pole! The snow has covered up your footsteps, and you're miles away from the other elves. What will you do?
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new new toss
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.
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>I goon to that sunflower chick from pvz heroes
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Yall ever smoke any of that nigger weed
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>So it looks like Crapcom demanded Censorship of Pragmata at the last minute. Artists who designed her one way had to scramble to add this grey blob, resulting in clipping and less psychics with her new blocky coat.
>
>New trailers were still hollow as in original.
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>WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your lif
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>thing that I know nothing about won because they JUST DID OKAY?!
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BAN BAYTE MANE!!! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIEEET CATALOG BRUDDA SAME 2 NIGGAS BE SAMEFAGGING EVERY THREAD AND SHIEEET NIGGUH WHAT IS KWOT BE DOING THA FUCK IS DIS SHIEEET MANE???
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it's getting bigger isn't it?
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Brimstone thread

ITT post vantablack brimstones
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I want to get anal vore'd by her massive ass and get slowly and painfully digested in her stomach and turn into a giant shit im trans btw
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Do you guys also have zero irl friends or is that just me? I wonder if I ever met a fellow sharty user irl we would be friends or just never talk to each other.
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Homophobia is disgusting.
Why can't they just let consenting adults to love each other? It's not hurting anybody.
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i have acid reflux, every few seconds it's like somebody's stabbing me in the throat.
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>painting my nails really shows MY INNER EMOTIONAL side, the chicks dig it
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>tfw IELTS Band Score: 8.5
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>erm my wifes onlyfans is heckin actually empowering, i dont just like it because it means i dont have to get a job
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The swede apparently just posts frogs now
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>wandering around the library to look smart
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Doctoooooooooosssssss
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>you really want me to drive this peace of shit tin can to the party?
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>ethically sourced
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IGODdlers won btw
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i have a massive folder full of videos and 'tosses i have been making for months; never posted or put on the 'ru because im waiting for the heat death of OC on the 'arty to inject them so they can give 'teens hope during a period of coal. i think now might be the time to dump them because there is absolutely zero OC now, its all bait and reposts. thoughts?
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Ban Facebook offsiters
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asia hours
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>when /pol/ are mostly not abeit politics anymore
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>tfw the decent human being in the walkable city is a male feminist
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>playing minecraft while the girls cry about trump
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am i big if i weigh 176 pounds. i used to be pushing 200 like 4 months ago so i am getting better
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>
I really fucking hate incels. Why do these obsessed faggots exist? If you're an incel reading this, you are a cuck and are darker than coal and you make normal guys look bad.
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What are we drinking tonight /soy/? For me, its this
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new 'o dropped
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>sharty trans girl.mp4
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>Oh jolly goodness sir, this situation is quite misfortunate for (You)! Novel Soymen, Would you mind clarifying this point? Laughing out loud!
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what would the 'jaks rooms look like? their houses?
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>WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your lif
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Anyone else coconut water maxxing?
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nu sois dont even know about the niggers and poop guy
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>fuggen flowas
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Just got sent a piece of paper that says you have fully completed your education. I'm very happy about this news, to say completing this was fundamental to finding employment would be an understatement.
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can we make garden warfare sharty culture
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this baited you fuggen jerdee
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FINLAND 🗣️🔥🔥
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I had 168 grams of protein today ama
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ITT: WE POST THE HOTTEST BRIMSTONE IMAGINABLE
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im thinking about mr metokur. what did he do to deserve that
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>9a0c
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tag yourself im the german
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>Running over an elderly lady with a motorcycle
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>'jak this
he's an IRL soyboy that looks like Soyak, he's already IAS, this has massive gem potential
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>Going to brapping interracial BBW SISAs melting on your cock
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*squirts all over*
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Make le Sponjsboh a new meme
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gemmy videos thread
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What's the scariest thing that's happened to you, how could you tell?
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i am the annoying nigger who spammed awardsan a couple of days ago AMA
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all sharty splinters are dead nigger boards with pph less than /soy2/ that are ruled by 'cord
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i'm the guy who made this image AMA
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I think this place is hilarious but if I tell anyone about it like an IRL friend he will probably think im an insane neo nazi or something lol
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best smiling friend?


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I just felt like posting this
>I just felt like posting this
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can we raid random 4cuck threads

can we fastburn raid some random 4cuck threads
here's some to start:
https://boards.4chan.org/ic/thread/7771496
https://boards.4chan.org/ic/thread/7819154
https://boards.4chan.org/ic/thread/7812224 WARNING NSFW
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Casting spells on africans
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Test
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>The bibisea spade queen
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I have a question
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tung tung sahur won
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giga.party
gigas must be in every thread
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Why is you bulgars so obsessed wid me o algo
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I need to get femblacked HARD!
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The 'ru has fallen…
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can we make astro bot sharty culture?
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rapesome 'em
>
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>How it feels to be an iGOD
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do you prefer the original architecture of the world trade center or the new architecture of the world trade center
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The new Minecraft versions are pretty terrible java and niggerrock
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Facing the sun in my new shirt
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ITT we talk about the growth of the sharty and its consequences
(specifically tranny offsiters)
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When you realize troons adopted cringe culture and theyre the ones bashing people for being cringe nowadays eg: hating fags, how could you tell?
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‘jak it
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mi want to bi gooning soon

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murder jannies
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>hey giggers, quote THIS!
>*the most horrible disgusting predatory shit ever written*
wtf is wrong with soyniggers? your the one typing it, even if theres an arrow you had it in your mind.
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creator of soyak here AMA
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Are most you you chuds or non-chuds/apolitical


Pic unrelated
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Add a /med/ical board
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'toss
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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the wikipedia article on us was a mistake

they're using it to distort the truth about our controversies and make us look like groomers and school shooter endorsers.
>users of the Soyjak Party forum had claimed that he had been groomed into the committing the attack through interactions with other users on the website.
how do you even groom someone on an anonymous imageboard where you can't know which person is which? you can concede that he used this site, but he was groomed by offsite groups inside shitcord, rendering the sharty uninvolved with the shooting itself.
the solomon section is also biased, not only because it implies this site is directly responsible for what happened, but also because the shit-eating jannies at wikipedia are using SOYBOORU COMMENTS as "reliable" information for the article, yet they won't allow the soyjak wiki to be utilized in the same way (see picrel 1). this is contradictory with wikipedia's own standards as both sites are not a reliable source of information according to their own guide. when you break these standards, it's only fair if you let other editors do the same, which is why you need to live up to them.
the individual who wrote that comment mentioned on the photo could very well be falseflagging or baiting, noting that soybooru is not a serious site at all.
the sharty should've never dared to create an article dedicated to itself on this shitty power-tripping janny haven of a website. now it'll be used by said jannies to make us look like pedophiles and terrorists.
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post sora gems
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Oh man i bet it tastes saltier than the tears of the internet feminist when she realized there was only 2 gemders
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Retard

>Eating animals is just as bad if not worse than raping them.
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>tfw you realize we really are just bald apes living on a rock floating in space
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We must cease all 'tok colonization activities IMMEDIATELY. Why?
<chinese spywear space
99% of 'tokcacas who like our kulcher will NEVER visit the shitty, they are addicted to der 'tok and just repost 'jaks there
<jewish-owned space
speading our kulcher to der 'tok does NOT create nusois, it creates a diluted normiefrenly alternative to the shitty. We are funding our own replacement
<unfunny millennial space
In conclusion, just shut it (der tok) down
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>gooning to astolfo
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'jak him
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i hacked the get btw
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why are randalCHADS so white
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Every day i go to school but i just can't seem to comprehend the material evendoe i study hard and relay every detail
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Blowing up fingerboys with m80s
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Would (You) be interested in a Project Zomboid shart server now that B42 MP is out?
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Nuking Africa
Killing off the troons
Gassing all the kikes
Raping women

West has fallen billions must die
Save the White race bring back Europe
Everybody wants to kill negroes
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>You are not welcome on this network. Email admin@soyjak.st for more information.
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Nu Wikinigger Thread

Jannies:

1. Skywatcher68
Name: Jeff Olsen
DOB: June 1968[15]
Location: 5009 7th Rd S Apt 202, Arlington, Virginia 22204, United States
Email: SkywatcherRanch@comcast.net, jlolsen68@comcast.net
Phono: (757) 638-5002 (landline, Verizon Virginia)
Employer: United States Patent and Trademark Office
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jeff.olsen.58173/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Skywatcher68
DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/skywatcher68
Inkbunny: https://inkbunny.net/Skywatcher68
High school: Riverdale High School

2. MetalBreaksAndBends
Possible name: Ashley R
Online aliases: cinnaluna
Race: Filipinx

3. ItsReallyAlex

4. Wafiplays
R: 10 / I: 4

SuicidalTroon

R: 13 / I: 1
>being so insufferable that you get kicked out of 4chan of all places.
R: 0 / I: 0
>disabling the christmas theme
R: 0 / I: 0
Rangeban every country except Brazil
R: 16 / I: 5
it's my birthday today, but nobody cares……

i bet my thread wont even get 10 posts under it…..
R: 3 / I: 3
>printing out posts so you can soyquote them in real life
R: 4 / I: 4
mpa
R: 0 / I: 0
>Reporting pedophile Braniggers on Xitter for posting drawn 'p
R: 5 / I: 0

Final verdict on which is superior giga song
R: 6 / I: 3
add /bbc/
R: 54 / I: 4
What are your fetishes
R: 1 / I: 0
>the bibisea spade queen
R: 0 / I: 0
>and oreos
R: 5 / I: 1
>Why yes I am a Jewish conservative pro life born again overweight Asian Indian homophobic lesbian broad who cuts herself, how could you tell?
R: 22 / I: 2
What boards and rules would you add if you were the owner?
R: 5 / I: 1
who owns this reddit account
R: 0 / I: 0
ONE DROP
ONE PERCENT
ONE BULLET
R: 61 / I: 41
soyjakpartyofficial here
send me gemmy videos to upload to the account
make sure it sticks with tiktok guidelines
R: 2 / I: 3 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 1 / I: 1
>jarr-
<itos
R: 38 / I: 17
tung tung tung tung tung sahur WON
ai hater trannies LOST
R: 7 / I: 3
R: 6 / I: 0
'ape the cat in hat nigger pls
R: 1 / I: 0
>Mmm trash, Yeah I love trash! Yum Yum trash! I wanna eat trash!
R: 6 / I: 1
no one looks like this fuggen jerdee
R: 1 / I: 0
Any phonk here listen to EFN?
R: 4 / I: 4

/tv/ RAID

JANNIES ARE ASLEEP ON THE CUCK GOGOGOGO SPAM THE LOG WITH GIGAS BECAUSE I SAID SO

https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/216566739
R: 3 / I: 0
>She's a very freaky girl
>Don't bring her to mama
>First you get her name, then you get her number
>Then you get a head in the front seat of a hummer
R: 17 / I: 9
TRUMP JUST FUCKING NUKED VENEZUELA OOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
R: 0 / I: 0
Get
R: 5 / I: 0
Heil Himmler
R: 3 / I: 0
My uncle molested me when I was 7
R: 1 / I: 0
Shitty website
R: 3 / I: 0
It is much harder to come out as chud than coming out as troon.
R: 82 / I: 27
Your roll describes what you are and oreos
R: 51 / I: 15

did cats are winner


R: 2 / I: 1
Quints and I'll drink my own piss
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 3
If you can get a pet fox, would you?
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 34 / I: 8

datamining thread


What do you do on the sharty?
R: 12 / I: 6
Hey, DOLL here. can you stop drawing nuvariant's that look like they eat shit out of the toilet. Thanks.
R: 45 / I: 17
Hop on the counter strike source sharty server, gamenight is currently going on.
css.soyjak.st
R: 1 / I: 0
>this better be soytan porn or I'm banning you for wasting my time
R: 0 / I: 0
I won
R: 18 / I: 10
i just saw my crush post vril and agartha memes on her story, she also posted something about jews on her story
we are so back
R: 1 / I: 0
Get
R: 19 / I: 4
Froots face leaked
R: 3 / I: 3
>Imagine being so insufferable that you get kicked out of 4chan of all places. Even bronies didn’t reach that level.
R: 154 / I: 21
OPERATIION SOYSEEK

ITT: WE GEM UP THE TROONCORE COMMUNITY ON SOULSEEK

gentlechuds, i have prepared fake copies of the discographies of many popular troonslop musicians. what's in these files, you ask? why, an assortment of gemmy soy parodies and NIGGER earrape screamers of course!
they are formatted to be indistinguishable from the real albums (same track lengths, titles, etc.)

what is soulseek?
a peer-to-peer music filesharing platform mostly used by /mu/tants and troons (it is actually a keyed platform for piracy so we want to specifically target the troons that use it, not the whole service)

what do i do?

1) Download a soulseek client. Nicotine+ is the best for desktop (https://nicotine-plus.org/) or Seeker for jeetdroid (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.companyname.andriodapp1&pcampaignid=web_share)
- USE A VPN. SOULSEEK IS A P2P NETWORK SO YOUR IP IS EXPOSED

2) Set a username and password - choose something troon-y, not chuddy (NOTE: i am pretty sure it just stores these in plaintext on your machine, so don't re-use any of your actual daily use passwords for this)

3) Search for my account, LunaTheFox

4) Find my shared files and download them
- If you have space, download everything, but if not, prioritize the popular artists like Femtanyl and Sewerslvt
- Don't all download the same files, be random so we get a good spread
- IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME, I WILL BE UPLOADING FILE TRANSFER LINKS SO YOU CAN USE THOSE here's femtanyl - https://www.swisstransfer.com/d/54a8beca-587f-4714-924b-956e3223040c

5) Go to preferences and add a shared folder. Pick the location where you just downloaded the files to
- IMPORTANT - don't share any folders that have personal stuff in them, obviously

6) It will scan your folder and share the gems on the network

7) If you have fast internet, we need your help. Better connection speed will show higher in search results

8) If enough 'teens share, we will flood the search results with our gems

9) Monitor the troony chatrooms (e.g. !!LGBTQ+!!, breakcore, Furry) for seetheralds

FASTBURN RAID IDEAS FOR ADHDGODS

- spam the troon-infested chatrooms
- create chat rooms with chuddy names (they can't be deleted GEEEEEEEG)
- grab troon IPs by downloading something from them while running a packet sniffer like https://www.wireshark.org/#download (port 2234 is default for soulseek)

I ALREADY GOT A SEETHERALD WITHIN LIKE 20 MINUTES
R: 4 / I: 3
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>
>*snnnf*
>
R: 3 / I: 1
Get
R: 30 / I: 6

Id roll

If you get a geggy or gemmy id you win internet points o algo
R: 121 / I: 8

Your nameroll = who will you rape

R: 3 / I: 1
COALSON WILL ALWAYS BE NAS REDDIT COAL
COPY AND PASTE THIS IN 10 DIFFERENT THREADS IF YOU AGREE
R: 3 / I: 1
has anyone played the new gta update? is there anything for griefers or is it another grinder noob update
R: 10 / I: 6
Hey soicacas! Remember when a pony stole your GET?
R: 516 / I: 118

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 742 / I: 85
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 262 / I: 53

FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
R: 398 / I: 69

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 415 / I: 90
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 1556 / I: 363

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 159 / I: 34
Does xhe know?
R: 323 / I: 48

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 268 / I: 68
the Snarky poopy
R: 366 / I: 150

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 282 / I: 34

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website: https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/
<reddit space
<reddit space
>>13825123
You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.
Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–
The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…
<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!