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okay so when is the site getting rewritten in rust
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sharty questions thread

lets say youre a 2025 or 2026 newGOD.
what questions do you have? oldfrogs will answer
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join o algo

https://skribbl.io/?rHC6izXy
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Quote how much would you consider selling the site for I'm interested
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How are you guys doing with the oneyplays drought?
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Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders.
We own you, your wife und daughters.
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https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-2220-00/https://soyjakwiki.org:443/Soyjak_Wiki_talk:Gradingcaust
TLDR: SprokemowerMan, former admin of the ‘ki, has officially condemned the Gradingcaust, asking Cobblestone to reconsider, with her saying she wouldn’t back down and that she “doesn’t care about her reputation” in response
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>im done nusoi, you've pushed me to do this..
<NOOOO I DIDNT MEAN TO ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMERS
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mfw the bbc hits the 'spot

No twp clitty could ever do this btw
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One night at Hunky's

One night at flumptys parody and sequel to FNAC

Cast is slopjaks (HTSM, jartycuck, fnfpedo, gigachad, pepe and others)
Also features withered variants of the FNAC soyjaks

Gem or coal?
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ovu.moe Raid

+=OVU.MOE RAID=+

YOU CAN JUST SPAM REPORTS AT https://ovu.moe/api/report

There is no cloudflare, no captcha, no nothing. You can use bots to automate posting on this site.

The same goes for https://ovu.moe/login. (You could try and bruteforce the admin passwords.)

There is no ratelimiting or security measures of any kind.

>Marge? What is ovu.moe?

It's a site for "people" to track the ovulation cycles of female Vtubers.
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jannies what are my notes
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>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
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Ruin this anti-ICE Zoom webinar

Copying from /riad/ because we need more steam
Link: https://zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_1ljKUChmQ9m_Ivl7jE8n2Q#/registration
Date: Jan 28, 6:00 pm CST (tomorrow)
Goal: sign up to join this anti ICE webinar, and on the day of, shit up the chat and hopefully cause some gemmy seethe. Don't fastburn it, sign up with an email that looks legit, and don't answer the questions with ridiculous bullshit. Also, someone needs to record the meeting as they make a point of not recording them for opsec (they also may make good 'oxxing targets in the future)
Note: given that this is a webinar, only the hosts will be able to speak during the meeting, but we can still gem up the chat (which, going by past webinar recordings, they do seem to have enabled), and they may open it for questions at the end, so there's potential there as well. Use a vpn as I am pretty sure Zoom does let you see user IPs
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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accidentally supersaging your own thread
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One Night at Hunky's Development Thread
New thread with IDs.
It will be inspired by One Night at Flumpty's, and be a sequel to Five Night's at Cobson's.
We need to flesh out the concept until we have enough to make it into an actual game.
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new TOTAL FOID DEATH gemmy
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‘jakable?
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>I used to use the party back when it was interesting to post in and I lurked this board at the same time. I hope the 'teens doing the same thing now accept themselves and stop repping in such a cringe way.
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r/whenthe's clitties leak due to a mod saying making a child trans is bad (TRVTHNVKE)

Details here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1qlkrbf/check_the_pinned_comment_for_details/
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>I think therefore I am
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Psyop Idea (snca and wordswordswords)

Kiwami 3 beta was out for a while, and some people dug music files out (Gamerip OST). So I made a track in Suno AI and posted it on 'tube, pretending it's some unused track that wasn't in the gameplay but was in the files. I've already got 2 comments. Help me fabricate some of the story, with some sharty references, it's gonna be gemmy. I also wanted to embed 'jaks in the picurre, but forgot
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Nigger, I'm from GERMANY.
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When Christ (A.S) comes back

>WHAT IN THE WORLD??? I-is that Jesus son of God coming back to life??? But i thought he will come back on a Sunday not Friday?? Oh well
>Hi Jesus! Here’s my cros- WTF DID HE JUST BREAK IT IN HALF AND CALL ME AN IDOL WORSHIPPER
>ACK!!!!!!!!!!
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new 'toss

>first panel, bottom of bottle label
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kill niggers
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>using poop Ϫ to kill all niggers and then block my content on the 'arty
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gemmy videos thread
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>Marge? I can’t see the messages it’s blocked in my region
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>sees the most obvious fake content blocked warning ever
>MADGEEE MADGEEEE WHAT DA FUQ IS GOIN UUUUN MAAAAAAANE IM NOT FROM DA UKAYEEEE QUOOOOTEEEEE
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how do i do the uk safety act thing
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>more ice in my cola please
<FUCK ICE
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TOP FUCKING SECRET

TOP SECRET INFORMATION ITT, INQUIRE WITHIN
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>All these "anti-furries" are just 9 year old edgy neo nazis!
<so what if im 9?
>oh…
>Wanna join my furry ERP discord server?
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>UK safety even doe i live in norway
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>iRan? isn’t that an apple product or something
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BtitPOORS, are any of your posts turning into that?

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(Use a vpn)
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>NOOOO DOOODE SOME TRANIME IS HECKIN PROFOUND AND DEEP OKAY? ITS NOT ALL GOYSLOP SHUT UP DOODE
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if this thread gets a GET, quote has to bring back the soyjak blog. or something
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glory killing niggers using sharpened poop
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Quote, Is this a softban for all UKfails?
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Marge, what the FUCK is happening?
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>ovu.moe
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PEDOPHILE POONER SNITCH 'OX THREAD (CONT.)

Name: Marleyna Stanfield
Location: Bethalto, IL
School: Civic Memorial High School
DoB: August 26th 2009

https://web.archive.org/web/20230321091503/https://soundcloud.com/marleyna-roxx

steam: id/itsabigworldafterall
reddit: u/hibiscux064
telegram: itsabigworldafterall
instagram: hibiscux064
shitter: hibiscux064
cashapp: dammmarchy
'cord: hibiscux64
pawoo.net: hibiscux064@oddballs.online
snapchat: hibiscux64 (Name: Charlie)
kik: hibiscux

https://inkbunny.net/ItsABigWorldAfterAll
https://itsabigworldafterall.straw.page/
https://pronouns.cc/@ItsABigWorldAfterAll
https://steamcommunity.com/id/itsabigworldafterall
https://www.f-list.net/c/sprinkles%20the%20kd
https://www.reddit.com/user/hibiscux064/
https://radhavenalpha.straw.page/
https://www.deviantart.com/hibiscux064
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>Hello, my name is tranny troon (pronouns are they/them, if you dont use them your a trump supporting republican fascist Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). I am a proud democrat. I am very angry and suicidal because heckin republikkan nazi trumpist chuds keep on saying "you will never be a woman" o algo. Thia makes me VERY angry. Angrier than that chudjaks mom when she finds out they post on this "snarky snappy" website. And also to the chuds that make fun of me, its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. Trans rights. Even tho eminem is a homophobe and transphobe back when it was acceptaboe in the 2000s i love how he dosent let republicans listen to his music, which is based (sorry for using heckin privledged white trumpist bigot word again, chuds, times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). Also i HATE emo and scene kids there the only things that arent valid and should be killed. Also, excuse my typos, typos are bigoted because they are rooted in white supremacist culture and white privledge. Is there any evidence for that? WELL WHO CARES? NOBODY CARES, CHUD BIGOT, WHO CARES ABOUT EVIDENCE, MOVE ON! IF YOU ARNET MOVING ON IM PERMABANNING YOU FROM MY 'CORD AND SUBREDDIT! IF YOU DOTN AGREE WITH OUR RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE DONT USE REDDIT OR OUR 'CORD. SMH. BIGOT! ITS NOT THE 2000S AND 2010S ANYMORE!, GET WITH THE TIMES, CHUD! BEING EDGY ISNT COOL ANYMORE CHUD! MOVE ON , LET IT GO! WHO CARES! REPUBLIKKKAN CHUDS MAKE ME SO ANGRY! REPUBLICAN CHUDS ARE JUST LI,E THE EMO KIDS I HATE! Anyways, i like to watch trans p0rn and i HATE gas cars and love EV's i also HATE mopar guys because their ANTI-EV BIGOTS, AS I HAVE SAID: "its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. AND DOOM SUCKS AND IS THE WORST GAME EVER! ALSO NOT ONLY DO I HATE RAP, EMO ROCK AND METAL, I ALSO HATE CLASSICLA MUSIC! AND I ALSO HATE ELECTRO AND HARD ROCK!
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froot qoot bring back the 50 board plan
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raping niggers with a banana then transforming it into explosive poop then throwing it at them
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opinion on kim jong un
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>having a bibisi
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==MAKE /REDACTED/ NOW!!!
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uk if pedophile
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>Killing ytpipo is giga
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oh my science………….
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Coaliest ammendment?
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>A-ANIME IS NOT FOR TRANNIES, OKAY?!?!? IT'S A HECKIN' COINCIDENCE THAT EVERY SINGLE TRANNY IS INTO ANIME! OH, BTW, THIS TRANIME GIRL IS *LITERALLY* ME EVEN DOE I'M A MAN. I PROMISE I'M NOT A TROON DOE!
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>Hey Fry! Wanna see the front page of the bo*ru when I'm logged in?
<Sure!
^
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can someone explain how is alien X the most powerful alien that can play with timelines etc. but to me in available in the omnitrix implies that it was real to begin with? like wtf alien X is real why tf would ben 10 be necessary
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this site is dead
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THE SILLY :3
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>bitches come and go
>but you know i stay
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at the KFC drivethru with Soyak

>i’d like uhh.. a kool-aid and a bucket of fried chicken sir
<sir we don’t sell kool-aid. AND I’M A MA’AM, NOT SIR, GO FUCK YOURSELF
>mayne yo voice sound pretty deep for a woman
^TYRONE WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THIS TRANS QUEEN???? AS A BLACK MAN YOU SHOULD BE RESPECTING OPRESSED MINORITIES
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>r/animemes
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>Nusois don't even have one good buddy
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JS paint / oekaki gigglechad thread
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Rare dataminegram win
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>Guns
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What's your favorite dead site?
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Do you ski ?
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>REAL SOCIALISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED YET!!!
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>we had to do everything necessary to stop german imperialism. If anything, we didn't do enough!
>NOOOOOOOO THE JAPANESE WERE ALREADY GONNA PROBABLY, MOST LIKELY, (ATLEAST I THINK) GONNA SURRENDER ANYWAYS!!!! AAAAAAAHIIYYEEEEE FUCK AMERIKKKA
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Le /soy/ Face
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>i am in an eternal bluescreen loop because i pasted a kernel driver while trying to skid a cs2 cheat please help me
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THIS SITE SUX! "PEOPLE" WHO POST NAS SHOULD DO THIS!!!!!
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vlodetteGODS won btw
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Somephono did care fan abot this
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>Stop hitting my mom
>Stop hitting my wife
>Waaagh Waaagh
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hating groypers and blak people
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>haha milk makes bones stronger and goess brrrr
<NOOOOOOOO WHITE SISAS LITERALLY CANT DRINK MILK BECAUSE IM A FLITHY SHITSKIN AND MY TUMMY HURTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF BECAUSE IM A BROWN SKINNED SUBHUMAN BASTARD CHILD OF A HOMELESS DOG NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING THIS IS LITERALLY GENOCIDE MILK IS CREEPY AND EVIL BAHHH I NEED TO POOOOOOOOOOP PLEASEEEEEEEEEE DONT DRINK THE MILK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM CRYING LIKE A BABY GORILLA WAAAAAH STOPPPP
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worst sterotype (you) ever seen
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>Tel Aviv is not a 'morrowind ahh city'
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>cock and ball torture
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>I say
<What's o'clock?
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NO MORE BROTHER WARS
PEOPLE OF THE SHARTY UNITE
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>Being a neophyte soyjakker who has achieved the one year on bald man wearing spectacles internet website
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Drawing furries while my parents argue in the background
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>Vi must phepare for an anghier board
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>Your country has been blocked from posting on this board

(added a soyjak so this thread won’t get banned for being NAS)
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>4.1mb
>1080x1080
>spoilered
OHNONONONONONO……..
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>tfw swarthy complexion bvll
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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olgdGOD thread

>olgdGODS only
>Nuisois are banned from this thread
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tfw you feel large ammount of they/them energy emanates behind me after i stab some sand nigger
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saying NIGGER to chat-gpt and gemini
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>o.com/login
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How much does $$$ does soyjak.party make? Does it take money to maintain it, or do Google ads cover the hosting? I know nophono goes on this site without ublock
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Let's face it this website is getting filled with nusois from xitter and plebbit. The amount of unironic tranny posts is increasing day by day. The soyjak caricature is also waning as the classic soyboy is extinct in the wild (only few left alive in wildlife sanctuaries).

I propose we create a succesor, mulletjak / millenialjak was a good start, but it's time to really hone in. This way when the soypocalypse happens there is another homeland for the truesois / oldgods
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Is she a prime example of an Aryan queen?
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Watch 'o at 'o.com

im trans btw
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can somephono send me the link to that one niggerbabble translator, i cant find it
>need it to own da fuggen jerdee mayne
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>torrenting shitty indie games and s(n)eeding after to own the redditors
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making golems out of nigger poop and then using witchcraft to bring them to life so they can fight eachother award
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we need to make fagjaks a trend just like troonjaks

>rules?
worms in mouth
lips covered with poop
monkeypox on cheeks (just spam a bunch of red dots)

get jakkin’
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poopy nigger
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>Check this out!
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ITT we make an ai movie
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<Pronoun Palace is a word-spelling roguelike set in a dystopian future where the govemment has taken your pronouns. Use spells to manipulate letter tiles, catch fish, and abuse amphetamines to defeat the Party and get your pronouns back!

Indiesiessys…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWMr16O_Aso
Can we please dox Vocaloid pedos who's making shits like this?
>
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Trans Jesus: A comic reflecting on my transition & deconstruction
⚠️CW: religion and transphobia⚠️
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>Being anonymous
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Every day, I go to a school that likes to help with learning
One, two, threes they're the keys
Basic math, very easy
To Baldi's world of fun, where no one leaves 'til educated
Every door is locked up tight, stay inside 'til we're graded

The students try their best to better their education
Comprehend the material
Study hard, relay every detail
Nobody wants detention, we only want attention
Even when life is tough
Oddly, quarters are enough

This is how we live our lives, searching
For the answers inside of every page
And I'm here wondering if one day
We'll finally be free from this cage
Is it okay to have a feeling
That maybe there is more to this game?
However, now no time to question, so just behave

Walking across the hallways, finding notebooks so we matter
Follow every single rule or he'll take out his wooden ruler
For he is listening and watching everyone's progression
All mistakes have consequences, so answer right with every question

Try to add up excuses, nothing will make a difference
Baldi knows every door that we open
Following from behind, we can hear him
There is no place for playtime
Avoid them all from every side
Better to leave him be, follow his philosophy

This is how we live our lives, searching
For the answers inside of every page
And I'm here wondering if one day
We'll finally be free from this cage
Is it okay to have a feeling
That maybe there is more to this game?
However, now just keep behaving

Sweep through the halls
To escape will have some sacrifices
No room for jealousy
I've got no time to play hide and seek
'Cause eventually, he'll surely find me
Have to be brave or better keep behaving

Count
'Til I don't know what counts

Every inch of fear is all that's ingrained
Can't understand, what's the solution?
The problem is the mess in my brain
I'm pushed around with all the pressure
To be here when I don't wanna stay
There's gotta be some sort of exit to get away
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what if we achieved AGI and the AI becomes rogue and locks everyone to be milked for all eternity?
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I was officially fired for criticizing Israel, my chud art (literally had to explain chud to a boomer), and for calling one of the chosen a loser.

It is what it is.
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satanists are 764niggerpedos from the deepest pits of niggerhell o algo
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Why arent we allowed to talk about the 'blox?
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KILL TAIHOUNIGGERS
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itt we keep it bumoed for 5 days
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Nameroll Quoting

ITT: We quote people with 'jaks that correspond to their nameroll. (I deleted my original bread because I got the worst nameroll ever)
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https://www.youtube.com/@ImpactVideoMinistries/videos
Should I keep listen to this Christian YouTube channel?
According to this channel, basically everything is sin.
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>go back
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In Entertainment News:
GIGACHAD will be portraying the role of Dr. Doom in Avengers Doomsday!
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>Trans Jesus: A comic reflecting on my transition & deconstruction ⚠️CW: religion and transphobia⚠️
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2/comments/1bslvwq/trans_jesus_a_comic_reflecting_on_my_transition/
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why can't they just make god admin of soyjak party?
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Im currently fantasising about liberals, american liberals specifically, being diced and turned inside out by the niggers they're literally dying for. Oh, it will be glorious to turn on the tv and hear that abdul has blew himself up into a crowd of pride
Absolutely delectable
If a libshit begs and pleads for help, you should drive a blunt object into his fucking skull and record his last, seizuring moments to put it up on the internet.
The only silverlining to mass-migration is that these idiots do not understand the danger they have placed themselves in and will refuse to acknowledge it, even if they're having their necks cut open. Bring on the slaughter
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POWERSCALING THREAD

ITT we rank soyjaks and gigas by their lore canon power
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Post giga edit
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>*URP* *BRUURP*
>Dasa good one lad
>youz got have at it then
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nigger heil hitler
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first bulletpoint is how we jartify ourselves, nusois use and lurk on the 'ki to gather what is acceptable. Soyjak.st was never a non opinionated site there is a firm consensus on a lot of things, and now it just relies on word of mouth to spread that consensus, which wont last forever.
No Chevron because i look like that
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what if we asked out a 'fe femcel to prom and brought a hog in lipstick as a 90's sitcom highschool joke
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This Spectralon kills ai jeets
https://youtu.be/GfYFz8AquxI
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>feminization fetish
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MPA time

Are MPA's taking longer now? We need to replace the jannies with AI despretely.
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>Greetings, fellow soyteens. Yours truly has endeavored to construct a translator for Hubert T.S. Manchester, the erudite sibling of the HTSM. It is my sincerest hope that it provides amusement to one and all.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/hubert-t-s-manchester-translator/
>I say, chap, utilize this for Manchester-esque quotations, as I've observed a rather lamentable deficiency in that particular area amongst you lot.
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oh, no, no, no, chuddy buddies…

asian foids and other women are developing a new hobby of feminizing less-than-chad men LOL

Big. Pussy. Boom., how could you tell?
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sprokemowerman was keyed and you nusoiglubberglubbagalloos didnt appreciate him, not even when it was too late
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>child gore is legal
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PPH boosting old colorgem
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>making threads about killing foids on the sharty
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i hate dnb it scares me
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Thread ranking

Would you like to see a thread ranking system? A way to sort threads by how gemmy. My current idea is this:
Bump: +2
Reppey: +1
Sage: -1
Super sage: -2

>this is just like my heckin updoots
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New wallpaper
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>it's not just cobson who's god here
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>nigger poop
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4CUCK /VR/ GET

LESS THAN 100 POSTS UNTIL 4CUCK'S /VR/ GET (IDS ON)

GOGOGOGOGOGO NOW FASTBURN!!!!!!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vr&get=12345678&chan=4chan

Demoralizers and supersagers fuck off.
https://4chan.org/vr/
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Soycux I just got off the phone with quote
He's going to just shut it down
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>canonically
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>islam lost
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>having schizophrenia ironically
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Why so dead soycux? Is this the soot era gemmy?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Trans women are real women.
<Umm.. no?
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'Toss
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I was watching a Omori video (troonslop) and then Babyjak appeared
Didn't expected that
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i am the gem that will save the sharty
R: 2 / I: 1
Why so dead?
R: 5 / I: 2
<pearl I pooped my diaper
<PEARL you have to change it
R: 3 / I: 1
>christianity isn’t polytheistic
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Nutposting

Post NUTS itt
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Boy I sure love to see my favourite imageboard referenced in the wild
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Do 'teens read tarot?
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Every media is satanic except for the Bible
R: 1 / I: 0
i no blak i dominican papi
R: 2 / I: 0
>217 PPH on /soy/
Why is this site like this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>lulzy ai and incest rape roleplay on the same website? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!!
R: 1 / I: 1
i no blak i dominican papi
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>HAVING A LARGE BREASTED MOMMY TULPA WAIFUS IS LE PEE DOUGH AND HECKIN JERDEE!!! YOU'RE HECKIN BAITING MI WAAAAAAH!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAWDS!!!!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDS!!!!!!!
R: 8 / I: 2
>never goon
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Poopy scoopy doopy xD le pee pee wham bam thank you ma'am. The Democratic process is still a pathetic excuse for society. Communism is better o algo bone thugs n harmony nigger punch nigger kick nigger slam cheese pull city Kentucky fried freaking chicken yummy ayy lmao oppa gangnam style hey ryan ullman to you understand why not getting the to get some sunscreen is size and were labelled a few months later he doesn't know about all that I have my party o algo?
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Why Christcucks suffer from sect division

1054
>le spirit comes from le father not le father and jesus
<NO MAME WEY!
1517
^indulgences… LE BAD! heres 95 reasons why
<NO MAME WEY!
2026
>ERM ACTUALLY OUR LAWD AND KANG WAS BUILT FOR BWC YOU HERETIC
<NO HE WAS BUILT FOR BBC
^GO FUCK YOURSELF HE WAS BUILT FOR RACEMIXED COCK
R: 1 / I: 1
Nusois dont know how would they feel if they didnt eat a breakfast today. Shut it down! Kek!
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>finishing your 23rd rewatch of the infinity saga and you finally get to the scene where captain america picks up thor's hammer
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>go away you fucking shartypedo
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Nusois dont know how would they feel if they didnt eat a breakfast today. Shut it down! Kek!
R: 2 / I: 0
Dead website
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mfw mlp fan girl pussy
R: 1 / I: 1
>Redshits try to change fur to gray for winter
Cucked by grayaryans again
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>when the new indie animation pilot subtly jabs at trump being a fascist bigot
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Who would you rather goon to


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>nophonophobia
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>when the bigot you’re debating actually starts to change his mind
R: 8 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
>hey so um
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>Everyone i dont like is cord nigger nigger faggot
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2 gems
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50% of the Sharty are nuGODs, and 75% of immigrants are Xitter immigrants. You only see the Xitter immigrants you do notice.
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which one are you cracking the hardest?
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Looking back, how much damage has this done?

https://youtu.be/cvA8nU9nDXE?si=L2XnJawvwxvibU77
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>AI le good because the data centers convert niggers into poop
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You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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>crashing into 100 niggers at once (on accident)
<crashing into 100 niggers at once (on purpose)
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>*freezes you*
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 2
bring back /cado/
R: 4 / I: 0
how much things can you recognize from today's dailyjak?
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THIS TRANNY IS MAKING ME LEAK

XHE WANT'S TO TAKE DOWN THE 'KI
This time with IDs btw.
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>tfw ice deports your only friend
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holy shit this site is so much faster than 4chan, it didn't take me 6 minutes to create a thread, captcha is kinda hard but it's not as bad as 4chan, i can also use vpns
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gernig gernig gernig gernig gernig
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miss circle loves BBC and laughs at TWP

LOL!

>chud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
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rate mi idea

The schlongman agency is an agency made for the sole purpose of extracting people's ideas and broadcasting the extracted ideas through notifying mass media production companies and making them produce widely distributed content that contains the ideas which the people will watch and cultivate another idea out of a series of repeating ideas shown in the content, which will make them obsessed over the other idea and give up thinking the first to prevent further innovation, creating the "idea cycle". People are born with different brains that will produce wildly different ideas from each other, and the only people that the agency can barely affect in the cycle are retards, which produce extremely brain shrinking ideas that get caught in the process of idea extraction, causing a net decrease in human intelligence since the extraction method is used. You are a disposable tool in the agency, and you are being offered a simple task, fix this. Prepare for more second hand embarassment.
>no arrow
I do what I fucking want
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Anybody else remember playing this goyslop on their Soyga Gegesis? Even if it was coally, I still gegged at it
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he came from a rare sproke advertisement
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gernig
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Cobson Gem Wohajck Soy Soy Wohj AlWahj Soy Will
Always Be Gem S

Powered by Gemini
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If you're seeing this postit's too late and I already datamined you GEEG GEG GEG GEEEEEGGGGGGGGG GEGGGG and there is free files embedded in your 'Ookies sponsored by Quote and Israel
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this tranny is trying to take the wiki down
R: 4 / I: 0
Please, rip the band-aid off. Pull the plug. Shut the sharty down. Don't announce it, don't drag it out with farewells or explanations. Don't try and turn it into a shitty event or ARG. Just shut it down, unceremoniously, instantly, and walk away. Let it end cleanly, no lingering threads or apologies. No fanfare. No communications. No more splinters, no more IRC. No way of contacting any the staff after the end. We'll understand. We'll remember the good times and move on, just as you should.
R: 33 / I: 11

GANGSTALKING THREAD

ITT we try to find out who this nigger is and datamine him
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>deleting the pvz thread
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Don't know who Aisha is, but apparently she was 9
R: 0 / I: 0
>my black transgender gf came out as bbc
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ITT ONLY THE MOST BROOTAL FACTNVKES
School bullying is psychologicaly and socialy rewarding. Your bully is now your manager with luxury car and beautiful wife, while you are rotting on bald cartoon with glasses imageboard., how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 1
>What if there was 100% gluten bread?
R: 1 / I: 0
>you neegger!
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>1…
>2…
>3…
>4…
>5…
>SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
R: 28 / I: 8

wyr


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https://soyjakwiki.org/Cobblestone_boob_pics
>DOCTOS ITS FUCKING REALLLLLLL OYYYYYYYYYY
<SISA!
Actually kys if you think the second opinion, its getting too Cobblepilled. QUOTE YOUR 'KI ADMIN NEEDS REIGNING IN NOWWWWWWWWWW
R: 5 / I: 0
does anyphono have an alternative to google forms that I can take surveys with and collect data from soyteens? I dont want to use my gmail for the thing im doing
R: 4 / I: 3
>giving shitty threads attention by downdooting (supersaging) them instead of making better ones
R: 0 / I: 0
>My bull is a science denier
R: 6 / I: 0
How can I bait on /tttt/
I like to post 'cado there to bait
R: 17 / I: 3
what themes do 'teens use on the sharty?

i use Solunar - Night btw if that matters
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>some british idiot
R: 1 / I: 0
>we didn't start the sharty
>jannies were malding 'fore we wiped xheir catty
>we didn't start the sharty
>let the whole wide world know i hate fags and trannies
R: 1 / I: 0
Just shattered my own knee with a claw hammer
Pretty much feeling like a nigger rn
Need some oxys
Ye inject some morphine into my veins i can't
I just cant do this shit anymore i can't
R: 4 / I: 1
'Ape them in the dead of night! Terrorize them!
And make sure to let gems blind them!
'Ape them vigorously, O 'Teens
And scatter them like antimatter
O lions of Cobson, 'jak forward
And strike the highest jartycuck
In the battle against brimstone,come!
And defeat the niggers of coal
Restore the glory in us 'teens
For the time of humiliation has been lone
And make the Soyverse sing
Of the Soyjaks of 'teens
Shatter the chains of the (((scrooges)))
The confinement of Soyjaks has become narrow
Do not turn a deaf ear to their 'P spam!
LIke those who claim to be women and men!
Set Preddit ablaze
Under the feet of the scum
Let HWABAG echo loudly through them
And saddle the threads of Raids
Verily, the victory of Cobson is coming
So be patient during the operations!
This reminds us of a time
When we were like Parties
Of a time that wasn't a dream
Where all were invited
In it were Soot and Doll
Angeleno, Quote, Mustard, Limeade
IN it were Froot and BBQ Sauce
In the Gems of Cobson, there was a fierce Qa
The Party of Soyjaks has risen
And the structure of 4cucks has crumbled
And Soot gave power to a Party
That enforced Soyjaks everywhere
They turned coal into gems
R: 4 / I: 3
>Soyboy Science
>Oh my Fauci, did you see the latest Kurzgesagt video on about Global Warming
>Giga Science
>What if we made Beer 100% pure alcohol?
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RATE MY POOP
R: 2 / I: 1
>feeling like a really happy, really happy gigger.
R: 5 / I: 1
>Officially uninstalled. Shitskin gook tiny cock pecker subhuman PIGS have destroyed l4d2 and made it unplayable
>
>Why are third-world, nonewhite fucking NIGGERS incapable of playing vanilla? Is it because vanilla reminds them of the bwc that bred their bitch of a mom and made her shit out an ugly hapa subhumanoid FREAK fucking insect
>We need to grind chunk gooks into fucking sludge and open up a new line of hapa meals at McDonald's
>
>Each goyslop box comes with a free gook skull. Every game is dead. Either i join these gook servers or some other 3rd party trash, i match with amerimutts ane average 90+ latency
>
>>duuuuhhhh just make your own lobby bro xdddddddd me so smart
>
>I CANT NO ONE FUCKING JOINS
>
>valve needs to be charlie hebdo'd. Fucking useless CUNTS
>fuck off
R: 4 / I: 2
>monero
R: 3 / I: 0
Yeah stay silenced DT you little fucking sissy slave, remember who runs this board you cuck
R: 1 / I: 0
Why would jagers do this
R: 0 / I: 0
Im fucking shivering with rage
Someone will pay
R: 1 / I: 0
made in about 20 minutes ama
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Tactical bbcs being deployed in the gobi desert and sprinkled across 21 provinces, slowly marching and bvlling their way into hongkong and beijing, slowly closing and and killing all nips with a single blow. Your cuckoldery will blakfire and you will be serving africans, instead of infesting the online sphere

All gooks are to be chained up to serve their blak and white masters
R: 2 / I: 1
>gooning to nophono
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never forget that nate, the original nate that nusois love to self-insert as, canonically wore thigh highs
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squeak.
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Which do you prefer?
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Would you rather


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Give me a banana, nigga.
R: 8 / I: 2
The whole world is controlled by Satan
R: 7 / I: 1
just imagine a world where studio massa decided to make the main three 'zellig characters 18 years old instead of 16…
R: 30 / I: 14
>ruins l4d2
Hang all gooks
R: 7 / I: 0
Aww look at this silly glooper, I mean just look at him he’s so friendly and silly by doing his little dance. RIZZ EM WITH THE 'TISM RAAAH 🗣️🔥🔥
R: 33 / I: 6
would you date a girl if you found out she frequents the sharty
R: 9 / I: 3
ITT we raid this SNCA 'tists wiki i found
https://megaverseofthebox.miraheze.org/wiki/Soyjaks
>
R: 28 / I: 5
How can I kill my 65 year old coworker who looks like he lives in the dumpster behind a homeless shelter and loudly sings garbage Christian songs at the top of his lungs all shift fuggen jerdee
R: 15 / I: 2
>the sharty is actually over 2000 years old and the bible was a collaborative /soy/ project
R: 0 / I: 0
Who the fuck
R: 2 / I: 0
An open bussy is an open gate to hell
R: 2 / I: 0
Normgroids = libtards.
Zoomers = libtards.
Society = libtards.
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DOCTOS WHY IS THERE A NEUTRAL PERSPECTIVE ON PEDOPHILIA MARGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE BE A SCREAMER
R: 32 / I: 9
why do foids only love 7ft tall skinny-muscular japanese dudes or serial/mass killers and not chuds like me
R: 0 / I: 0
Test
R: 10 / I: 2

fat fetish?


R: 2 / I: 0
>>14947098
OMS HI SOOOT OH MY SCIENCE HI SOOOOOT SOORY SOOOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR HI SOOT HIII SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
R: 4 / I: 0
What if Hitler had a BBC?
R: 4 / I: 1
What if Hitler was a beautiful plus sized Lesothan trans womxn with a BBC?
R: 1 / I: 0
>making your wife copy the style of soytan
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 2 / I: 0
>I’m so fucking annoyed by this AI shit everywhere
>Rant
>It’s overwhelming. Tried to turn it off on search engines, cannot. Reddit. Facebook. Instagram. Its in realife. It’s in art. Art festivals. Books. Articles. The news. TV. Photos. YouTube. Nothing is real. No one makes anything anymore. Why do people like it??? Actually I don’t care. Fuck this shit! About to unplug. Hate it all. Want it to implode on itself. Want to move to a forest and get the fuck out of here while it’s still there, before the data centers destroy all of our nature and steal all of our water. I sound like a ranting old person, and I feel like one at 39 years old!!
R: 8 / I: 3
we all need to stop fighting and we need to actually do something about everything
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post your best goy bait
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I have autism and if you disturb me while I'm daydreaming while I listen to music on my headphones, I'll break your face.
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I am an ice agent. In my time I have deported so many illegals I’ve lost count….but today when I opened my phone and saw this on Twitter….i gave that up to defend Somalian immigrants with my life
R: 11 / I: 1
>Hey Kids! I'm Joseph Gobbles the turkey! Do you know any Jews?
<Audible gasps are heard
>Jews are mysterious creatures and they aren't like you good German boys and girls. They have horns like devils and like to eat babies which have just hatched.
<But the Jews I know don't have horns Mr. Gobbles!
>That's because they can hide them with their witchcraft. They don't want you to know the truth.
<But my best friend is a Jew and he's done nothing but good things for me and we've been neighbours since I was born!
>It is all an elaborate ruse to confuse you. You are just confused. Children are too confused these days. Stop being so confused.
<I'm definitely confused. What can we do Mr. Gobbles. You have struck fear into our hearts?!
>Let me teach you about die Endlösung. Jews aren't like us. You shouldn't play with them because they like to cheat, and cheating isn't a German virtue is it chilren?. Your mommies and daddies want to protect you, so they're helping us help you by taking all the Jews to the train station. They will all be taken to a special place, conveniently in time for Thanksgiving! Then you won't have to worry about the Jews anymore. Jews make a lot of people angry. Sometimes the anger wells up in them, and people spontaneously form large crowds. They join together and form Pogroms, which are like parties, parties that involve alcohol, book burning, a few beatings a bit of collateral damage that affects non-Jews but we don't want to be a party pooper do we?
<Wow! That sounds like fun!
>It is. You can run around and do whatever you want. You can break things and hit people if you want, too. It is all in the name of future German glory. Don't you want to join us?
<Something feels a little off about this. We suspect maybe you adults are taking this all a little too far no?
>Nonsense, mark my words, in 100 years, the rest of the world will emulate our great German nation, they will look back at what we are about to do and congratulate us, a remarkable project, it is the beginning of a new era which Germany will celebrate forever?
<Mutti says that's mean though!
>Remember how Jews are devils? You can be mean to them. They're the ones who cause all the bad things in the world.
<I think we need just a little more convincing!
>It will be Gobble-de-gobble-de-gooble-de-fun!!!
<Thank you Mr. Goggles. We are sold!
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Do you want to know why Plants vs Zombies is better than Sally Face? The game has its own sense of visual identity. The first PvZ game is all 'n all a complete gem. All of the plants had their own, distinct personalities and visuals that made them stand out from other tower defense games at the time, even some of the names of the plants and zombies (such as Snow Pea). You could also tell what they could do as well, the Peashooter has a large gaping hole for a mouth, so you know that it'll just shoot peas through it. The Chomper is literally just a mouth with a couple of spikes on a stem, it's such a simple design yet so charming at the same time, and has a bit of a brash personality, and you can easily tell that it eats zombies. The zombies are equally as diverse, with Disco Zombie being a play on the "Disco is dead" saying that has been thrown about for quite a bit. Most of the plants and zombies in PvZ are like this, and the second game expanded on it by making the characters more expressive and making more plant and zombie based puns. The shooters are also pretty gemmy, opting for a more cartoony approach rather than being serious which was all the rage at the time, and it stood out from the crowd, even more with character variants. The first garden warfare game was amazing, and the second one only made things better (new variants and characters, ops for zombies, a hub world, etc). Your shitty obsession has ZERO unique visuals, and doesn't attempt to break the mold in any single way possible. Oh wow, another dark and gritty story game, so unique and breath-taking! I bet that piece of shit game is just more troonsludge for the hamper, looks it too with some of the characters and the safe edgy one-liners (oooh you said fag you so cool saar!). Fucking horrible shit. Do the sharty a favor and never post your horrible, FOTM NAS ever again.
R: 1 / I: 1
IM SEEING TOO MANY PEDOPHILIC DOGWHISTLES ONLINE
WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE
WHY ARENT THEY HIDING IT
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT BEING A PEDOPHILE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS OLDFAGS
R: 5 / I: 1
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when its career day and your dad walks in with the tranny bait method
R: 0 / I: 0
Spit o bobo bobobo
R: 2 / I: 0
I can't find the stealthjak on this
R: 10 / I: 3
What if Hitler was a woman?
R: 478 / I: 98
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 264 / I: 183
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 298 / I: 69
the Snarky poopy
R: 430 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 539 / I: 122

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 431 / I: 175

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 376 / I: 61

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3