/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

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People roam the internet in search of stories, in search of ideas of conflict, of rivalries, where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement.
It's brilliant, but it's also dangerous.

Thoughtography, known as Nensha in Japan, is the claimed spiritual practice of "burning" images from one's mind onto photographic film or other surfaces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughtography

I haven't found any instances of this practice being performed in the 21st century, but couldn't it technically be used by someone schizo enough to print out 'jaks directly from his mind?

THERE ARE GLOWIES FOLLOWING ME WHEN I LEAVE THE HOME.

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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This site has the url of a banned splinter concealed within one of it's banners



anybaldi have the nococo copypasta (not nophono)

I've always been a fan of Pepe the Frog. I think he's a funny and expressive character, and I've always enjoyed seeing the different ways he's been used in memes and other online content.

But one day, I saw a Pepe meme that I couldn't stop thinking about. It was a simple image of Pepe, with the text "Feels Bad, Man." But there was something about the way Pepe's eyes looked in the meme that really creeped me out. They were empty and hollow, like the eyes of a dead fish.

I tried to forget about the meme, but I couldn't. It kept coming back to me, and I started to feel like I was being watched. I would wake up in the middle of the night, feeling like there was someone in my room. And I would always see a flash of green out of the corner of my eye.

I knew it was crazy, but I couldn't help but think that the Pepe meme was somehow responsible for my feelings of dread. I started to avoid looking at Pepe memes, but it was no use. The image of Pepe's empty eyes was burned into my mind.

One night, I had a dream. In the dream, I was walking through a dark forest. I was lost and alone, and I was starting to get scared. Then, I saw a figure in the distance. It was Pepe the Frog, and he was standing in the middle of a clearing.

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((( certain person ))) worships the orange sun and i do not have proof of it yet but i know xhey do , the orange sun points to /soy/ and destruction of soy and its polskitzos

if you can click on this board you are qualified to be a neurosurgeon
pic is me, btw

Every night, creatures pretending to be cops knock on my door. How did I know they weren't real? When these fake cops come, the lights are always off in the entryway so the residents can't see their faces, but once I saw their true form in the moonlight. Their caps are part of their skulls, their clothes are just one layer of skin. Their faces are vantablack holes. They keep saying, "Open up, it's the police, we know you're holding several people hostage," but that's not true. I live alone in my apartment with my dog. I don't know what would happen if I came home late at night and met these creatures face to face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAK5ljOomM

appalachian ferral people

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FNaF freemasonic/gn*stic? The checkerboards could just be a coincidence but they're in nearly every single game. Stars are also just about as common as the checkerboards too, in just about every single game, and usually hung on the roof or stuck to the walls. The puppet is striped black and white and gets trapped in a suit called Lefty, which could be like the left hand path maybe? There's a big emphasis on freeing the souls of the children from their animatronic cages, which they were put in by a character seeking immortality who runs a restaurant chain that seems family friendly on the surface but isn't when you look deeper. Metaphor for gn*sis?

>sometimes posts around 5PM to 8PM but can just as often post from 10PM to 1AM
>always leaves the sharty for weeks when he starts getting recognition from a few other soyteens, very uncharacteristic of namefags
>self inserts as a black man on a racist website
>Obsessed with a movie that isn’t good
>has gifs and pictures for any situation you can think of, all of which have Ice Cube in them
>Mostly replies to threads with very few replies
Whaddup with this guy?