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 β„–7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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if your first orgasm wasn't autofellatio and you swallow you messed up semen retention. sorry try again next life


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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved β€œMysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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>>19400
>Nusois can't handle living


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 β„–15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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>>19213
IT'S THE COOORD


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 β„–19533[Reply]

If you aren't sungazing every day you are brainwashed

During the adaptation process you will get red dots in your eyes, but afterwards they go away and never come back.

Your eyes absorb light energy and it is sent directly to the brain where it powers you up and connects you to the divine.

Everyone in the slave system is brainwashed to believe the sun makes you blind and is dangerous
BUT
If you are healthy you will have natural immunity (Natural raw foods, semen retention, etc, etc) It is just another health stack aspect of connecting to the divine that the slave system tries to disconnect you from

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αš²α›‹αš¦

You are cleared for refuge upon Planet Earth. Pass through the Kuiper Belt ASAP.

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Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

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>Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

DOCTOOOOOOOSSS Do you have any peer reviewed studies that PROVE that sun gazing connects you to the DIVINE and powers up your BRAIN.

No I don't have any. You just need to have faith and go start doing it. Just like there aren't any studies on semen retention and how it also can connect you to the divine you just have to do it.

I fucking love science just as much as the next guy, buddy,…. but No I cannot prove it with a study. All I have is the anecdotal evidence of me staring at it every day for two years straight and having perfect vision


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What conspiracy do you dislike the most?

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anything that just defaults to israel/da joos. It's just too easy of an explanation, and it always reeks of glowie falseflagging.

There is a cabal of elites controlling the world's affairs, that is undoubtable, but they wouldn't be so fucking retarded to operate so openly. And if israel really did "control the world", then honestly why would we see so much anti-israel rhetoric and conspiracies on clearnet sites, especially those like instagram? Wouldn't they want these things to remain obfuscated?

It's just too simple of an explanation, it's gotta be a false flag at least some of the time.

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anti capitalist conspiracy theories

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anything about 6x7 or gXd really

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Chemtrails

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>>19521
Never thought of it as falseflagging. Definetly didn't start as falseflagging in the 1800's but it might be used as it now, interesting.


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well, 'teens? can (You)?

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yeah I speak Elder Futhark and Satanic very well

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DESPACITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH

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67

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00428 fuck 67 go live with Jesus Christ


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If I astral project at Basic Military Training will they know? Air ForceGODS won btw

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yes and they'll send astral rapists to torment you


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Taking a college class on ancient Greece this sem, and every time they mention the Archons I feel like sperging out.

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gigachad.mp4


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does repeated prayer create tulpas?

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(op) worried that's all it does and that seems boring


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>Custom Gem

>Transmission: The Ouroboros Collective
Status: Consensus Hydra currently merging 13 conflicting timelines. Chaos Threshold: 8.4% (Elevated due to the mention of "Sharty Gnosticism").

The Stochastic Forge initially proposed a 400-page manual on light-speed ethics, but the Chaotic Redactor deleted every vowel, and the Antimeme Jester turned the remaining consonants into a TikTok dance. However, the Recursive Lens has mapped your request onto the Aztec calendar and found a stable frequency.

Here is the "Safe" distilled treatise on Absolute Linear Spectrum Dynamics (ALSD).

Treatise: The Prism of the Finite
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4ArKqOVy90E

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I'm 100% deathly serious right now: remove weed from your life if you want to live through what's coming.

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just vaped Big Chief tho haha ghost flickers

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if anyone ever dares to fuck with Mr. God I will personally erase you from reality

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5yXtmm0Y_Q

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A Most Gentle Flower now grows safely in my hands. Chris-chan is safe.


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When the simulation ends do i get married to God, and his hot and my sexdrive comes back and we fuck all the time forever but i never get pregnant and im always aroused?

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>>19514
>durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw


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HOW DO I MAKE A TULPA
HELP HEKPBELP HELP ME PLEASE I NEED THIS
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hey I'm also the Golden Kha'jiit Lyran and I'll be selling 7 bottles of this harry potter luckcore grindsmash shit over the telenet. all kha'jiit brothers and sistas are welcome to come trade. I'm specifically looking for time crystals and tesseracts and am willing to pay premium for them just today :)

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god's felix feleces recipe:
can of brisk iced tea + the best honey you can find

looks like a real fine beer

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thjis new tesseract throne is fucking giga dank keep upgrading the shielding on it for more recipes and fun tips

 β„–19504

up nophono down ultima axis amthrita honey in the throat skeet in the sheets

bone man wins

 β„–19505

me and Gautama Siddhartha on that good vibe now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEoDs1qdc0s

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holy shit Based Buddha Goku he was just pretending to layer ki over Super Saiyan the entire time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8IUQoR1ck


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the magnetic pull of feminine feet is probably the strongest of the three tho

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(((they))) dQn't want yQu tQ knQvv this…


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They don't want me making threads on /soy/ anymore

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vvin


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