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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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 18247

>:or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

don't have basic fucking hygene guys…



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ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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 18218

>>15876
>>15876
kiwi is effectively at war with the party at least a good amount of users, I think quote should prepare just in case



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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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>>18178
He's actually a Russian, (Russians and Asians sometimes have very similar facial structures. Blame Ghengis Khan.) this was solved. As of I think 2024 he was drafted into the Russian army.



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 18261[Reply]

i have been awake for 72 hours straight posting gems
the jannies cant stop me
the mods cant stop me
not even god can stop me
I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SOYPOST


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 18220[Reply]

Share experiments and videos that proves that we are not monkeys on a magical ball flying through empty space at 67,000 mph (107,000 km/h.

Resources:
FLAT EARTH SCHOOL - The Number One Flat Earth Proof
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QXAwNWo7xm6K

Did India Really Land on the Moon?
https://www.bitchute.com/video/B6dDyBtkZObA

How do Flights Like Sydney-Santiago Work on Flat Earth?
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>>18225
negated globe glowie

 18232

go up

 18233

FLAT EARTH SCHOOL - The Number One Globe Killer Since January 1st 2020

 18241

FLAT EARTH SCHOOL - The Most EPIC Globe Debunking EVER!

 18245

Flat Earth Debate: Witsit vs Harrison

 18259

bump



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Ive posted about this a lot but nophono responds, I suspect fed jannies might be shadow banning my posts but whatever,
In highschool I angered this one foid who has some serious connections with the government/masons/ jews etc, she was one of those honeypot feds or whatever that try to convert you but they saw how chudded i was and now their operation regarding me is just to torment me into losing my soul,
I HAVE DREAMS EVERYDAY of her and other evil people in my life toying with my feelings, this hurts me mentally a lot to the point where i feel as though im goybeamed into sinful living
The foid has also stolen my personality in every aspect like most BOPS do which is extrememly inferiorating
any advice on this situation or similar experiences
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 18152

Ask her out and chuddify xher

 18181

>You fell in love
There was a time i did but thats over now and ive realized how evil and whorish she is so shut it fed, no matter how hard you try to destroy me Ill survive no matter how much i suffer go ahead and goybeam me like you did after i made the original post see what good it does you ill just come back STRONGER THAN BEFORE

 18183

>Ask her out and chuddify xher
i thought i could do that for that exact reason but i tried and realized she was a bit too far gone or at least always this evil, i cut her off which is why she was so mad with me, so i was cursed or something.
ill survive this and if she willingly wishes to go to hell than theres nothing i can do

 18211

>>18061
glowies come in pairs maybe even groups you sure?

 18242

>>>18061 (You)
>glowies come in pairs maybe even groups you sure?
is that a threat mrsteinburg? go ahead send them. ill be glad if SOMETHING happens

 18258

>>>18061
>glowies come in pairs maybe even groups you sure?
Still nothing GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG
Stick to your empty threats it's fun to laugh at



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 18240[Reply]

Have this gemerald

 18243

gemmy
its always the woman thats lured the man to evil

 18257

Exalt God and love yourself truly to overpower the worms and regain your free will



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22 Minutes removed
Only the daughter of Stanley Kubrick has suggested there was a coverup but didn't go into details and has since disappeared and dropping out of the film scene.

22 minutes missing. the film's continuity makes 0 sense especially at the end. the fact Dr Bill comes home to a house with a Christmas Tree and presents already there but then take their daughter to go "Christmas Shopping" where you see the daughter grab the hand of 2 older men who were at the Christmas Party where the hooker OD.

Stanley had a fallout during a screening and died the following day.

 18256

Very sad
While the final cut still triggered jewniggers those 22 minutes probably had something more notable in its contents



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 18255[Reply]

If a user with the name burn niggers rape all niggers DMs you block him


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 18254[Reply]

do not go to Jartypory at 3am


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Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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 18165

up nophono

 18192

nophornernar carrys

 18213

>>16428 (OP)
Me. I am nophpono.

 18214

>>18213
do you care about this thread nophono? please input briefly.

 18216

could the pantheon defeat hastur?

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 17651[Reply]

What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?
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>>17651 (OP)
1 month on mpa

 18011

>>17984
names/places to start saar?

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>media pending approval for 44 days
JUST SHUT IT DOWN AT THIS POINT

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>>18011
idk I'd just try typing random keywords into ahmia, stuff relating to religion and conspiracy theories might get more hits for schizoposting, but it takes a lot of sifting through bullshit to find gems

 18219

>mpa for 2 months

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>>17651 (OP)
>mpa for 53 days
SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN!



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 18250[Reply]

Be on the lookout for glow posting on the sharty. Your fellow users can’t be trusted not to be glowies, not even me.

Feds have infiltrated the website. I have proof for this too:

https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/statement-on-the-fbi-response-to-the-shooting-in-jacksonville-florida

The shooter is Ryan Christopher Palmeter, a guy known to frequent “alt-right” message boards like 4cuck and 8chan

Shooters frequenting 4cuck and 8chan is nothing new, the feds would just further infiltrate the website, what was new was that this shooter frequented the sharty. This was brushed off because before the sharty raped and acked 4cuck, the sharty was viewed as 4cucks nigger essentially

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 18251

facebook immigrants are gemmy doe



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