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who was the nigger that made this?
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'jak this drawGODS
>chevron
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;jak him
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posteditagain
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'jak this fatty
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Can someone slopjak this
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Can somebody jak divine right(incredibly obscure fantasy boardgame that would later on inspire the birthright dnd setting)
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jak this retarded nigger
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Someone here should remake this gem seeing this current state of this site.
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:Shartydeath.mp4
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Jak mrs kwan
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'Jak this
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Make this a gemerald worthy of Ancient Agartha.
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My creation

he's ourple
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'jak xim
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Wendy's Happy Merchant

I don't want to go to Wendy's anymore. Can someone edit the Happy Merchant with the Wendy's pigtails to remind me that it's goyslop if I get tempted? Thanks.
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'Jak this.
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Jak xhem

I feel a strong IAS energy from this photo
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jak this
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'jak this dumb stupid nigger monkey
we need somebody who can make a better tracejak
always make sure it looks good
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Can somebody post the "THIS IS REALLY BAD" pepe image
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somebaldi 'jak this jeet please and thank you
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historically ACKurate
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need a drawGOD to 'jak xim
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Have these two explaining how sharty users are obsessed with jardee o algo
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make variants of that jak
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'jak xim
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Jak is
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Anyone have the soyjak / chud edit of this image?
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does somebody have a higherquality vers. of this or can somebody make it
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'Jak em
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can somebody help me find a video
it was a thug shaker funny black ass man edit
fast paced
music was a phonk named "blackblood"
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jak this
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'jak him
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make scholar side
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jak him
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How does this look so far?
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Make a soyjak but there is a vlodson that appears in the eyes. And when it is uploaded to the 'ru responds with:
>IT APPEARS IN THE EYES
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Soytan at the Olympic Games Collab

I have an idea. Let's do a collab in which Soytan tries every Olympic event (one event per pic). You may or may not remove her glasses.
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'jak this nerd
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'jak this knockoff nerd
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can yall make a femuttjak inspired by this
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'jak this nigger
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‘JAK THIS NIGGA
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Drew this jak, how can I call him?
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Can somebody make this higher quality and remove his hat
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Nu-A24 slowburn spine-tingling kino movie just dropped
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neutralplier potential?
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xis might be 'jak material can someone
do these or one of these
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LE GEM
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jak this guy (CristianGhost), he's an irl soyboy GEEEEEEEG
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‘jak him
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‘jak this glowfaggot

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we should 'jak this

<Cob, yes, you're coal

>NOHEISN'T
>I'm sorry I can gigaquote all this other BRIMSTONE in your post, but COB. IS. A. GEM.
<no he isn't
>YES HE IS
<no he isn't
>YES HE IS
<no he isn't
<YOU WANNA SING ABOUT IT?
>YES. I. DO!
^song transition space
<I'm a foid poster on the sharty
>WELL I'M A MOID POSTER ON THE SHARTY
<they say there are no foids on the sharty
<and then they try to dox us
<we know that we are gemmy
<every time they troonquote us
<I'm a foid poster on the sharty
>WELL I'M A MOID POSTER ON THE SHARTY
<>OUR IP'S ARE DIFFERENT BUT OUR POSTS ARE THE SAME
<>TIME TO PUT ALL THE MOIDS VS FOIDS TO THE SHAME, YEAH!
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Rate this jak (also give him a name 'cuz i'm not creative enough for that)
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'jak him
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'jak him
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easily modular soyjaks

remade a ton of soyjaks and still going feel free to use these for whatever you wanna do
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Shartylay great idea

can someone make an edit with soyjaks and pepes
and add the lyric Shartylay in bold in front of soyjaks dancing retardly to shadilay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_2aYe3olo
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'jak this
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vlodson MoonCHAD
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rate my nuvariant
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jak her
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Arab chudjak femboy

Anyone has this Arab/Muslim chudjak crying over a LGBT flag, but in the next panel he smilingly imagines a femboy saying "mmm femboys"? I couldn't find it in the booru
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Can you make him less pixelated
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'jak this PLEASE
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tried to make it balding, looks jewish instead
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ITT we attempt to remake Sidson and make him gemmy.
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'jak this
>
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Soyjaks i made

Soyjaks i made of my friends stupid pictures, im like picasso in this hoe. Feel free to use
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low-effort and dispropotional brimstone fanart that i did of ESL FNF Pedo and Warrior-Z…
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I made nova online into soyjak
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I drew this soyjak. Is it gem or coal
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Extremely good 'jak potential
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Help me do a face rig for Gigaboy, potentially will be used for a game,
https://www.dropbox.com/t/VDZkHkvdY0xDxCPO
There are 2 models, one with applied modifiers and other without before subdivision.
UV mapping looks acceptable and xis skin texture hides it.
I didn't baked anything to the low poly one.
Anyone with experience could give me feedback or do gigaboy's face rig (and hands)
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can you guys make this chud looking at unknownvariants normies or something
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'jak him
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soyjak him
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Make him groot the marvel character I need him for something please
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‘jak him, quote me if pedophile
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lol
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somephono 'jak this
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'jak him
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hi i am a big fan of terry davis ajd hes awesome. can someone soyjak him? oh please!! thank you :-)
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I don't know how to bump or sage
help
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make (((‘Stein))) Quote and (((‘Well))) cobblestone
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guys i'm planning to sew a flag for my snca made up ideology to larp around in the woods.
i've never done a flag before, how large should i make it? i want something easy to carry and deploy but that it's still visually striking for pictures etc
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could someone turn bernd into nemesis and chud into wesker
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Jak geg
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rust isnt ready
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Can someone please jak this
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i tried to draw fnf pedo nigger and it already looks awful
i cant fucking draw for shit but smh i did
i fucking hate myself so much





>
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Our PPH is so high wtf
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jak him
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jak
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Jak him
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Jak this
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Can someone make a ai vídeo which that song
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Shalom, 'teens…
I am the creator of the stickied /r/ thread, with plenty of remastered, updated and cleaned up soyjaks with a file thats accessible for even further customization. I recently pushed an update to the file, adding Euromutt, Amerimutt, PPPJak, Chugsjak (in honor of the Sproke collaboration) extra toggles such as smug Soyak, Tiredferal and more (including Eurorage).
<reddit space
I wanted to ask what variants (or subvariants) I should add to the file. Here's what ideas I have so far…
Variant:impish (because my pet nigger told me so)
HORNYSON
Meximutt (+Brazilmutt +MexiAryan)
TiredPlier (subvariant)
CryingSoyak (subvariant)
File full of accessories (cigar, serious hat, will NOT be edited for quality howeverthoughdoughdoealbeit, including some stills of me holding glasses for other 'teens to use)
<nigger space
Please consult the spritesheet to see what has been added and what has not. Again, please recommend me raisin to add. o algo
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/SMG/ - Soyjak movie general

ATTENTION GRABBING GEMERALD TEXT

This is a general and updates thread for the revived soyjak movie project. Compared to the original attempt, this is a more organized step-by-step process. Instead of doing script, character design and storyboarding at the same time, we will start by developing and fleshing out the characters before moving on to the script.

original megathread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20250801232348/https://www.soyjak.st/dem/thread/69451.html

Let’s get started!
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'jak xim please
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somebody make a jak of him
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jak this saberfart thumbnail
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W 'jaks?
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test
'jak this
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Gem her up up up
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bitjak
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Make him a IAS
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OMGSISA and Soytan on a see-saw because that’s how you say SISA
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RIP Winner
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jak xim
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someone draw this sorry ass quarterback ropemaxxing after throwing 4 picks in the 1st half of a playoff game
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My new soyjak i just made
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banner i did because i was bored, pretty coaly and low effort since im a nusoi who doesn't know how to do oc
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Caption this o algo
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'toss based off the cover for cherry bomb by tyler the creator, im not that good at drawing so its coaly
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Quote dont forget about FNAC 2 call froot or something
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Femjaks from Crystal Cafe (?)

So I remember seeing this thing like a long time ago, probably on Crystal Cafe, where it was a bunch of wojaks that categorized their users, like a "pick your poison" thing or like you know those memes with "which one are you?"

Anyways, there is this femjak I remember that looked like basically a fortune teller and had like a third eye on her forehead or something and the description was that she's some like /x/ girl into paranormal shit and tarot + psychedellic drugs.

I thought the illustration was mad good, I'd like to see it again. If anyone has the whole picture, I'd be really happy, too.
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Jak this
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his name is jimjak
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I'd like some soyjak illustrations for a children's book I wrote here

It's called: "Excerpt from a Children’s Book for Young Chuds"

…And it all came to pass
That the west had been saved
We were free now, at last,
From those tyrants depraved,
All the good boys and girls,
Could now draw easy breath,
Thanks to visions galore,
Of total tranny death.

Tranny death in the forests,
Tranny death in the fields,
Tranny death by all methods
Of fire and steel,
Tranny death by decree,
Tranny death by the chair,
Tranny death, tranny death,
Tranny death everywhere.

Oh, our victory was total,
And our methods direct,
They coped and they seethed,
But to little effect,
So goodnight little chuds,
Rest your sleepy young heads,
For we’ve done it. We’ve done it!
All the trannies are dead.

Tranny death of all kinds,
Tranny death of all sorts,
Tranny death: for revenge,
And done purely for sport
Tranny death from the lampposts,
Tranny death in the square,
Tranny death, tranny death,
Tranny death everywhere.
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made my first variant
feel free to give out tips or rate
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make everyphono a gif and you will be saved from his wrath
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can someone teach me how to make dox edits
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'Jak this with babyjak
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created this thing

i saw a gif of a guy drinking soylent and saw an opportunity. this is babys first jak btw
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'jak it
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WhitEboy

You vil eat ze bug little wigga, end of story.
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'jak' em
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Can anyone find the original image, I would like to edit it if someone finds it.
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jak this so 'tok migrants use it
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jak him
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jak xim
R: 2 / I: 1
Dusty potential
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well I tried
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'jak this guy
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Jak him
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can somecado make an AI video of a gigachad holding a sign saying "I'm not gigaquoting this"? I don't wanna get datamined.
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best soyjaks
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Introducing flagjakking
>marge what the actual fuck is flagjakking
Soy parodies of IRL flags. Not to be confused with flagging.
(Pictured: Khoroshyovo-Mnyovniki District, Russia and Sarrdinia, Italy)
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'jak amber lynn reid
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We need the nathanjak
'jak this dud with a ruby name
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make this about nusois or something with pepe idk
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Made this jak of from a tik tok or something of Gymcels picking up their fat girlfriends
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Has anybody made a cover of "the doctor is calling" by megadeth already?
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i can smell a gem waiting to arrive

BUMP
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jak this
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beast games gem
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can someone jak this? this has potential
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make a jak of xim with is mouth agape
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Does anybody have a video of a aryan syncing that one blue rabbit having a le heckin real panic attack to a song
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test

test
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Jak him
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Jak this troon
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'jak the guy on the right
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maake a sideview of her. doesn't need to have the stuff on the shirt
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jak xim pls
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I dont know what to draw
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Does anyone have that reaction image of the guy sitting in the car with the caption "that nigger who doesn't like anything"?
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unantialise this please.
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hey can someone turn this into a troonjak
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jaked

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jak this mullet
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please make these of Connell miles Quaritch from avatar with the chokehold being of jake sully or some navi bligger
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gangsta HTSM
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jak this nigger please
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/kuck/ - Oekaki

Post your Oekaki gemmies here or whatever
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jak him
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jak xer
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JAK HIM NOW
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Does someone has the soyjak 3d paper doll? I don't remember wich jak it is doe.
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Jak this
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jak this

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Chud xim
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Can somebody turn this into a soyjak but recreate it using preexisting soyjaks instead of making it a nuvariant
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Jak him
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somephono jak him
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Reversaljak Requested!
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'Jak him
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someone PLEASE jak this
i see the potential
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Can somebody turn Leopold into the detective from sally face
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Counter strike

Anyone have any good counter strike jaks? asking for a friend
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Jak request

Jak this guy.
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make xhem doctos
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I have an idea

1. Go to https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/
2. Make a 'jak of the face you got

Here's my result o algo
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Jak this immediately make sure to include the magic orb
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'jak this
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Pls someone jak him
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jak xim
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jak this gem
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nu 'cord variant i made
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'jak him
R: 1 / I: 0
'Jak this situation
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somephono add a beard to this that i made, i hate doing beards
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‘Jak this
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'Jak this
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'eximutt them
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You WILL 'jak this entire video RIGHT NOW, you selfish little fuck!
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nu frog 'toss
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'jak him

taken from the thumbnail of this video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C78GiUCKF9g
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'jak him
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Dumbshit soyentists, let’s make lazarjak
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someone make this IAS
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'jak him
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jak him
R: 1 / I: 0
jak him
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Can someone make neutralplier sal fisher from sally face
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Make him as an ICE agent shooting a woman in her car
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Turkey dude jaks?

This bradar dude seems jakkable
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We have the opportunity to do the gemmiest thing possible.
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jak this
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Request!!!! Niggola!!!!

This is my friend as a nigger, his name is Niggola, please turn him into soyjak
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Someone draw quote hiting big lips spamer whit a whip
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'jak her
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can someone make me a helmet template?

i wanted to make a millitary 'jak, specifically for this front facing feral but because i dont know how to draw well i cant really get the dimensions right.
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pls jak this

"Unique mario head model used for an illustration in an issue of the Brazilian gaming magazine SuperGamePower, issue 92, 2002"jak has great potential imho
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somebaldi jak black nigga kuz
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turn the kid into nate
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jak this dog image
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Jak this
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'jak it
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/r/teens, please tell me, did I gemmed?
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jak this
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narg
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do you like my soyjack
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Gemmy potential?
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Jak this
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can a nigga please send the video that explains how to stop this from happening when paint bucketing something
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Chinaryan Gem

'jakked an old game screenshot…
And got this glistening shiny gem
This is literally tvrkroach 2.0
Get +social credit for bvmps
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I'm shit at 'jakking how do I improve this one
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'jak this pedo troon o algo because i said so and you vvill do it
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Esl cat o algo
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jak this
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I'm getting smugjak vibes from this image.
Jak this
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My soyart

Soytler
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JAK THIS NIGGA NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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'jak her
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'jak him
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for iron lung, 'jak this
>plebbit file name
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Another 'jakkable image for the draw gods
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WANT A WORKING COPY OF KUZ BREAKS COBSON

>https://soybooru.com/post/view/52250#search=variant%3Acobson%20variant%3Akuzjak%20video
the soyjak parody of garfielf breaks jon that has cobson and kuz fight is broken on the soybooru, its audio is fucked, i want this video for my own use and inspiration, could someone please post it in this thread and the 'ru?
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I need more variants of this for my soyfolder but I know the booru doesn't have all of them like the one with doll and htsm shroom hat
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Sidejak Slatejak

It would be gemmy I think
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'jak xim.
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Can somebody make this aliased
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mekojaks i did
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Chud him up
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someone make a jak of this pedofag getting 'ack-d
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'JAK HIM

'JAK HIM
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Post unfinished OC thread
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jak this
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can someone No More Brother Wars Quote and Max?
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Can someone 'jak this?

he is balding and his mouth is open, this has gemmy AIS potencial. some ideas:
making the father into a soyboy and the son into a bottle of soylent
making the father into admin thrembo and the son into admin 6
making the father into a troon and not changing the son whatsoever
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Can anyone make a closed eyes version of the fat reaction soyjak please
2nd pic is what I want it to look like except it's fat like 1st pic
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'jak this
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Free 'Jakking Material

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jak
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jak this

Can someone jak this abortion shill?
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can someone 'jak this?

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Nusois… do what comes natural
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'jak him
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'jak him
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'jak him
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Can somebody make this jak aliased
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Can anyone merge this fat kid with a Selfish little fuck?
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please

someone 'jak this
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Somebody 'jak xer
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'JAK HIM
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someone make this but it's giga falling into a pile of shit and call it 'truth poopernova'
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Classical art soy masterpieces

Chuds, I need as many renaissance soy paintings as possible. Probably will make avenged sevenfold edit someday.
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'jak him
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Painting Ideas

Hey y'all, carteen here. I've been thinking about having the casino section from sonic heroes in the background along with comet pingpong. I've been trying to think of what should I add to the background. Mainly, I have been working on the foreground
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DEJI OLATUNJINIGGER HAS YUUUUGE JAKKING POTENTIAL. YOU VVIL JAK XIM
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Does anyone have the high quality version of this jak
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'jak this but actually make it good
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'jak this
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someone make a mullet variant of this random avatarfags avi
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Someone turn this Rapeson into Trump cuz he in the files

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turn this into a tvrkaryan
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Does this troon have 'jak potential?
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thoughts on this microbi
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Chud up this heckin bigot from LGBT parade in Russia

Found this on 'tube video about LGBT parade in Russia and thought it gonna be gemmy to chud up guy with a pepper spray and depict faggot as Troonela
<reddit space>
There's a video in case you need a different angle or something
https://youtu.be/-rWy1lQVLdM?si=OjZPf--esH5yHuhd&t=80
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Jak this massive potential for brim that's gonna get forced by a faggot for the next two weeks
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>I wish femquote was real just so I could play with her humongous boobs like they're stress toys.
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Request!

Can someone make a Muscular Chud version for Vash Stampede from Trigun? I would be very grateful if someone did it geg
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Just found a soy parody of the song Convoy in my files I was working on for an SMV around 6 months ago, should I finish it?
>green lines are unfinished/unedited btw
<redditspace
Yeah breaker one nine this here's feraljak
Uh, you got a copy on me Cobson C'mon
Uh yeah Ten-Four Cobson fer sure fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Page 30, C'mon
Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Cobson
Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Oh my science looks like we've got us a cobsoy

It was a dark a the moon
On the thrembo of June
>In a Kenworth pullin logs
>Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin frogs
We was headed for troon
On the Q-A ‘log
>Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says Cobson this here's feraljak
And I'm about to put the hammer down.

Cause we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the qway
Cobsoy….Cobsoy…..

Gotta breaker Cobson this here's feral
>And uh you wanna back off them hogs
>Ten-four Roger 'bout five mile or so
>Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here

>By the time we got into Tulsa Town

>We had eighty-five trucks in all
>But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
>And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them trannies was thick as bugs on a bumper
>They even had a bear in the air
>I says callin all trucks
>This here's the Duck
>We're about to go a huntin bear

'Cause we got a great big cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a great big cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the kway
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

Hey you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Cobson
Negatory Cobson you're still too close
Yeah them obsessed frogniggers is startin to make my clitty leak
Oh my Fauci you'd better back off another ten.

>Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four

>Like a rocket sled on rails
>We tore up all of our swindel sheets
>and left 'em settin on the scales
>By the time we hit that Chi Town
Them troons was a gettin smart
They'd brought in some reinforcements
From their sisters on the ‘cord
There was jartycucks and troons and nigs
And spics of every size
>Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And brap clouds filled the skies.
Well we shot the line
>And we went for broke
>With a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven oldfag KiwiGODs
In a lime green microbus

Yeah Feraljak this is Chud
C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Chud
Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah xe’s haulin rope and xe needs all the help xe can get

Well we laid a strip for the top of the ‘log
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the threads were filled with troons
But I didn't have no doggone time
I says Cobson this here's Feraljak
We just ain't a gonna post no coal
So we cleared the sea with a DNB
I said let them ‘jakkers roll,
Ten-Four.

'Cause we got a mighty cobsoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a mighty cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin cobsoy 'cross the USA
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

That's ten-Four Cobson what's you're Twenty?
4cuck?!
Well they oughtta know what to do with them frogs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the soy in yer glass and the bugs on yer…plate
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's Feraljak on the side
We gone - Bye Bye
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Just found a soy parody of the song Convoy in my files I was working on for an SMV around 6 months ago, should I finish it?
>green lines are unfinished/unedited btw
<redditspace
Yeah breaker one nine this here's feraljak
Uh, you got a copy on me Cobson C'mon
Uh yeah Ten-Four Cobson fer sure fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Page 30, C'mon
Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Cobson
Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Oh my science looks like we've got us a cobsoy

It was a dark a the moon
On the thrembo of June
>In a Kenworth pullin logs
>Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin frogs
We was headed for troon
On the Q-A ‘log
>Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says Cobson this here's feraljak
And I'm about to put the hammer down.

Cause we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the qway
Cobsoy….Cobsoy…..

Gotta breaker Cobson this here's feral
>And uh you wanna back off them hogs
>Ten-four Roger 'bout five mile or so
>Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here

>By the time we got into Tulsa Town

>We had eighty-five trucks in all
>But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
>And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them trannies was thick as bugs on a bumper
>They even had a bear in the air
>I says callin all trucks
>This here's the Duck
>We're about to go a huntin bear

'Cause we got a great big cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a great big cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the kway
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

Hey you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Cobson
Negatory Cobson you're still too close
Yeah them obsessed frogniggers is startin to make my clitty leak
Oh my Fauci you'd better back off another ten.

>Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four

>Like a rocket sled on rails
>We tore up all of our swindel sheets
>and left 'em settin on the scales
>By the time we hit that Chi Town
Them troons was a gettin smart
They'd brought in some reinforcements
From their sisters on the ‘cord
There was jartycucks and troons and nigs
And spics of every size
>Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And brap clouds filled the skies.
Well we shot the line
>And we went for broke
>With a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven oldfag KiwiGODs
In a lime green microbus

Yeah Feraljak this is Chud
C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Chud
Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah xe’s haulin rope and xe needs all the help xe can get

Well we laid a strip for the top of the ‘log
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the threads were filled with troons
But I didn't have no doggone time
I says Cobson this here's Feraljak
We just ain't a gonna post no coal
So we cleared the sea with a DNB
I said let them ‘jakkers roll,
Ten-Four.

'Cause we got a mighty cobsoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a mighty cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin cobsoy 'cross the USA
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

That's ten-Four Cobson what's you're Twenty?
4cuck?!
Well they oughtta know what to do with them frogs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the soy in yer glass and the bugs on yer…plate
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's Feraljak on the side
We gone - Bye Bye
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'jak this into tranny
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somephono already made a """'jak""" of that anti-ice kid o algo

any ways to gem it up?
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jak this for me pleeaaaase
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Cloudflare muscular chud please
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jak him
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Geggggggggy
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How the fuck do I fix this
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Jak this faggot NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Might have potential
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this is going to be the refugee because of the shit happening in /soy/
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