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QUOTE ITS TIME TO SEND OUT THE PASS EMAILS
ITS OKAY THERE'S ONLY 400+ OF THEM TO DO
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absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll, froot and quote approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald
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Motivational
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UID 420 ask me anything
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Stonetoss made this probably
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*yawns on your dnb board*
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MY EARS ARE BPM (big phonk music) ONLY
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JOIN THE IRC

https://irc.soyjak.st/#gem
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use /nick to set a nickname, use /ns register <password> (replace the <password> with the password you want to use, obviously) to register it, and then post that nickname here and ill let you in. then when you come on irc next time, you can log in with /ns identify <password>
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join up to stay connected with your /gem/ xistas
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>carefuler than you mr white o algo
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𰻝
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This board is mine.
I am GOD here
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'jakking is like a mountain
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'bassi on da log doe
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GQMPQSSQRS QRQ IN CQNTRQL
TRVST THQ BBC
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>great
>you're blacked
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test

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deadest nigger baby of a board
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hi
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is it over
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I'm pretty sure I was the last person to get a pass, which is kind of cool except for the fact it's actually not.
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May /gem/ die in coal.

And for my final post here: fuck all of you niggers, especially the site admins and jannies. Yes, ALL of you. Even the ones like 326 and 258 turned out to be tranny faggots
I'm not even gonna say anything about 304.
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last
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Kek, dead board
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Why are UID's gone?

they were so fun and unique
>old image
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BACK UP YOUR COOKIES BROS
>
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test
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Do you know why gempasses are disabled?
You have one (1) guess
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what is happening
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I can't believe this dead nigger board still exists
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he's neutral for an amazing reason
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April passholder oldfag AMA
>
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YLYL thread

I'll start.
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Why do i have to do the captcha every two seconds fix this bloody fucking fuck bitch benchod bloody
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look at this rabbit
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click me
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test o algo asi
>arrow
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DBTM/KLM(Digger is Better Than Minecraft) furries are aryans, keyed and gemmy ones, just btfo MBTD/MLKcvcks furniggers and other brimmy furniggers
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Nigga board
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gigglechads won
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there's a pedogigger whose images are being autoapproved feralrage
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308

oh yeah i forgot this place exists
Another half a year of asking for UID's to come back
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I am(most likely) the last gempass holder registered in 2025. AMA
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We OG passers do not claim any of you
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/gem/booru

post your subvariants and your gempass jaks here because im a SLF that wants it archived
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bbc
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Kill all gooners
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kleiner board
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quads
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Excalibur would hate these retarded nigger jannies
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I hate all of you
Kill yourselves
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>How it feels after a long day of pretending to be Lee Goldson
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Dead board
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My phone won't charge because there's moisture in the charging port so I might not be posting for a while depending on how my attempt at drying it goes kek
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how are my fellow /gem/niggers doing
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testing if my pass is still on
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/gem/, my throat is sore
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Oh my Hitler!
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test
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>last post was made 4 days ago
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Moon man won
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kill jimbo
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drinkin' water
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在你的国家里,青蛙很通常吗?
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in retrospect, 2024 wasn't so bad and I miss it
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Nusois disgust mi
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open janny apps the site is falling apart
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i do not like most of you. i do not like this site anymore.
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I just got a gempass for being an incel. It's never over chuddies.
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EAT SHIT NIGGER HIYA
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itt i compile my ai giggle chadderinos because ai is oc, okay?
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epic airships on the 'log
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are yall gonna be there for the april 2025 gempass anniversary?
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lowk its the most goated class of gempassers there were only real niggas excluding Baritone
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We are shutting down /gem/. There's simply no other way.
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wheres the mediator applications
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I love having a gempass
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I'm bored as fuck so I'm gonna build a quincy since there's like a foot of snow
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kill quote
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we should namefag with the email field

jannies cant remove the email field, lets do this NOW
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vlodson posted on /gem/, dozens must leak
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dead board
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*flies by*
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poop
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Shut it the fuck down
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If you spam poopy niggers on /soy/ I love you so go help me out please
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I'm the gyarujak spammer AMA
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Dead nigger board
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dnb
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can we ban froot from this board already? xhe may be my favorite admin but xhe also keeps making brimstone threads here, thanks.
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Get in here
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Pin this
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>dusts up your gem
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Soysona
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january 2026 nupasser here, how can i see my gempass uid?
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anyone have the video where feraljak jams the barrel of a pistol up his asshole and gapejak and Chud have to carefully work to pull it out because any wrong move could result in the gun firing into feraljaks asshole?
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ITT you click [Reply]
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dogshit board
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itt we post flags we used to have and decide who had the coolest looking one
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testing
>arrow
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how do i bump/sage and show my countryflag at the same time?
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everyone from arkansas is honorary gempasser because they have a gem on their flag
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shit it up
>>>/int/
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got mi gempass
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REMEMBER.
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it's all real
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Shkhint no phononno carres abploutt
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>having sleep apnea
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Nophono 2
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>whatever xhe said
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>being a swastika
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MILK THE SHIT OUTTA XIM

>>>/qa/917883
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GD won btw
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Oh yeah I got lots of jew gold for mi birthday o algo así
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holy dnb of a board, where is the /gem/cord invite link
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this shitass website is probably the only thing that held my sanity together for the last 3 or so years, I'd probably go FUCKING NUTS with the monotony, atleast the sharty has a janny engineered happening to distract me from this jewish communist global nigger cia nigger fucker nigger state, although it's obvious that 4cuckization is inevitable since everything goes to shit eventually and later dies or becomes normie grade nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger poop infested ZOGslop. Fuck Niggers.
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test
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Zaryans only!
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Today es mi birthday
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nu/gem/tlemen, make a logo for the board
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dead board
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I have a track meet today o algo
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My birthday es tomorrow also thanks mustard for giving this gempass to me for mi birthday o algo
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>Passholder since January 2026
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>opens board at school
>sees 'cado's cheeks

jsid
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Traditional /gem/ music thread

Post music itt
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if you care about a goypass in 2026 you should kill yourself
it's a tracking cookie that does nothing special
i haven't used mine in literal months because there's no point in using one
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Real 138

Hey guys this is real true and honest 138 here, I was not replaced by jannies and this is me speaking.
SKHITNOPHOOO OCAA RES A BPOUUTTT
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Just shut this nigger dead board down.
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oyyyy
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UAOOOOOOGHGHGHGHGH UOOOGAA BOOOGA UU UU AA A A A A I AM A CHIMP UGA BOOGA OOOOOOH OOOH AH!!!
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Kill every single troon on planet earth.
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Is avatarfagging allowed on /gem/?
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Can we like get UIDs back o algo?
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Hi xissas
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DNB of a board
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turkimutts are posting bbc cobson porn in /pol/
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GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
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Are cheese balls aryan
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le 2025 totals

>there's 400 passers now
Damn I'm old
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>Quote removed the flood filter perk
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'OXXED AND 'APED! Map

a project of making a data map using the leaflet package of 'oxxed and 'aped that (You) care about, using the data from the 'iki
>what does it have
a link for the dox for info and a video if theres a edit to it
>when html o algo
maybe later if it's good enough to release
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How do I find my gem id number
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mixawaimon331@gmail.com

mixawaimon331@gmail.com
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aliuve board
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test
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He came from a rare n64 game
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>mfw I look up into the sky and see fat floating glowniggers
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aughgugehueheueeehueheuhehoooo
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>launching fat glowniggers into space
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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
FUCK NIGGERS GEEEEEEEG
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>blows up niggers with mind
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I'm gonna rape you nigger
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Why so alive, /gem/xisters?
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>this board
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>isammy
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>efn
<A Soygem pass is required to post on this board.
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>be me, real hood nigguh
>wuz working all day for my leshawnda today robbing and raping and shieeet
>come back to the crib to relax and some some weed
>beat my wife cuz the chicken wuz cold and shieet
>check da newspaper
>they is be cutting foodstamps!
>beat my wife again cuz I'm lowkey chimping out and ts pmo
>go outside to rob and rape again cuz I can't live off food stamps now
>get lethaly shot by a cop
>my son grows up to be exactly like me and also dies to a cop
Mane, is this be happening to anyone else?
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>Passholder since 2026
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secret thread
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gem

pass
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Your UID determines your unicode symbol.

Im Ͷ
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NONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONOONNONONOONOONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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the /gem/ manifesto

After weeks of hard work I present you the /gem/ manifesto, follow these commandments exactly and /gem/ will become the best board
1. Say nigger
2. hate faggots
3. own deh /soy/im
nophono
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hi gempassers
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faggot admins STILL didnt add back UID numbers (im 308 btw🐅)

did anything happen on this useless tranny nigger board while i was gone
also heres a gif cuz i thought it was funny
and no fuck off im not using the reddit arrow
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^Beep… Beep… Beep… Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…
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This board is missing 3 very imporant threads
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>OGD is not an officially recognized mental disorder at the Soysylum
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>OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>IT'S COMING OUT
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MY POOP IS COMING OUT
>UUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<I'm gay
>good for you poop, glory to Israel!
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hi gemxistas
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Dead white board let's never talk
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Pocoyo gemmies thread
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poop
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/gem/xisters, finally a mascot to truly represent our superior GEM culture!
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gem in the making
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My death…. Was greatly exaggerated!
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>passholder since November 2025
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alive nigger board lets talk
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Dead board.
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Just gonna leave this log here
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Looks like my banner was accepted.
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>passholder since December 2025
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he seems familiar
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>no one from this image is active anymore
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>Carbon niggers fell for the operation on /trash/
>Spore will be made chuddy again, one gem at a time
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jerdee
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smug blue cultist cobson
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My son uses this gem pass account to only go on SFW boards because he is under 18. Thanks to quote and all the mod team for looking out for child safety.
Love, a concerned parent
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here's a piece of lore about myself

Mustard thought I was a 'p spammer
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Nigger
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Sheeit dey be is nerfing and giving away gempasses left and right!
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every single gem uid above 10 is pomo
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*taps the sign*
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>posting the soytan rape comic on the booru
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Jannies can you email me my pass ID, I forgot it so next time I log out I won't be able to remember it and access it again.

GoldeGold@proton.me
UID: 321
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just raped /qa/ to death, feeling good. /gem/ is the better /qa/ than /qa/ is btw
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Is cocofrog the perfect nusoicuck baitfuel?
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Am i the only nigger without captcha
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>they removed "No McChallenge captcha screen" on pass.php
>i need to do these fucking unreadable captchas
itt we move to gempassonly.party
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why do i have to do a captcha nigga
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tst
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what's a g-line

i can't log into my irc even though i haven't said anything there in months
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>G-Lined from da irc
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lknhbjiguhuhghi
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Which one of you niggers made the fire rises fpe, i will get you for this
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btw jannies inserted fake gempassers itt to destroy the board so we can't psyop the soyim anymore
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when the soyim and the gemumvirate mentions quote, does femquote always come to mind instead of wholesomejak quote? does this directly affects quote's attitude towards the site as a whole?
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I don't think that nusois are ready for this info so i'm releasing it here
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homestuck board
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>nupassers can't raid so they resort to spamming fotm and getting 0 replies besides samefags
Jsid already, all smart gempassers are moving to /gem/cord which is real and not a hoax
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nigger
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hello
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>The murder drones forcer is an originalfag gempasser
OHNONONONONONO JSID KEEEEEEEEEK
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have nice day /test

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going on a drive to clear my mind
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can somephono fix the quality
the left woman is soytan btw, asset attached
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So like, how are you guys doing?
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jannies ban me please if I don't do my missing work im actually getting sent back to my home country no joke and that means no shardee ban me for 2 weeks please so I can catch up on my missing assignments so my mom doesn't niggerkill me
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r78lt7l
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finally grandma
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look at that grandma
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grand m
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grandma
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grandma
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grandma’s
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grandma
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Grandparents in bed yet?
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>nusois are still playing minecraft instead of Captcharoid Camera
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are you a nameslutta? if so what's your namefag, if not what would you namefag as in theory
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>/gem/ after UID400
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sheeeit mane quote u can't deleted dis board its da hood da CRIB mane fuggen jardee stol airow
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obsessed homestuck pedophile
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MEMEFLAGS ARE GONE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
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Did custom Gempass flags get removed?
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pickpocketing is aryan methinks
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Gueyst: I will cattywipe /gem/ today
My reaction:
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Kill nupassers
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janny what's your problem dude
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janny why
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This board is for high-quality cut gems only, leave your toddlerslop on /qa/.