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Game version: 1.21.6
Java IP: mc.soyjak.st
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SEASNAIL8169 JUST ASKED A 12YO SOYCRAFTA ABOUT THE LENGHT OF HIS DICK BAN THIS PEDONIGGER NOW!!
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>that feel when ur pooner gf spreads xer legs and you get a whiff of that delicious musty yeasty cheesecake stank
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nusoicraft 3 wholesome joyjack screenies thread
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i didn't play minecraft for years

What happened to minecraft after a decade?

I'm turbo unc straight out of 2012 and i still stil think the last good minecraft was 1.2.5 version. Everything that comes later is laggy thanks to muh LAN implementation and tbh over the years i stopped even caring for updates since it got far too bloated and all the cool guys on youtube i used to watch are now done with their channels.
<le reddit space
So i'm passing by and was wondering how much i missed, how much bloat, community degradation (normalfag influx), if shit like custom maps still exist, about the mods etc. etc.
i still have the original minecraftSP launcher, i won't use it because it won't work and i'm afraid of destroying that old gemerald
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GNTH is the best pack ev&oe I don't have time or patience to finish even 10% of it.
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Does anybaldi know the seed

Can anyone tell me the seed to the world, I'm looking for villagers if that even matters
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nuspawn faggotry

heroin and his army of niggers raided nuspawn with their faggot furry 'p and put wardens everywhere so if you dont have armor then beware
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Yo-Hoo-Hoo!
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got raped and looted by the same cheater :°) what happens without mods
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poopy craft server or something
R: 5 / I: 1
nu 'toss
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RULES and ANNOUNCEMENTS

1. You will NOT excessively spam the chat or advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.

2. Using hacked clients to provide yourself an unfair advantage over others is FORBIDDEN.
2.1 Flyhacking is allowed ONLY for building, therefore not for griefing or mass exploration of territories.
2.2 Autofishing is allowed, using Baritone is allowed to dig out an area for building. ONLY on one, personal account, usage of alt accounts is not allowed.
2.3 Using programs such as schematica is allowed to provide help with building.
2.4 Fullbright is allowed.

3. Mass griefing is not allowed, this will follow a system where your punishment will depend on the amount of griefing you had done. This goes ONLY for major cases where it is done without absolutely no good reason or justification, like a casus belli. It is encouraged for players to deal with griefers themselves as well. Whatever one player does to another, it is seen as absolutely right for the other to respond with the same, or even bigger force. Areas that will get griefed will be reverted back to normal if the griefer does it against the rules. Griefing during "wars" or simply with some sort of GOOD justification or reason is allowed.
3.1 A good justification can be a player killing you before, stealing items, them griefing something you built.
3.2 Stealing resources from the bases of players is allowed. Taking the resources, armor and tools from the inventory of another player is not allowed however if there was no conflicts prior and no justification to take the items. Stolen resources from bases will not be given back if the player that steals the items is active on the server. The thief however, will be revealed, and any type of revenge will be allowed.
3.3 Griefing spawn is more harshly punished. Organized griefing of spawn will be harshly punished.

4. Getting into fights with people and having wars is allowed and encouraged, however players should not be running around killing everyone they see for no reason at all.

REMEMBER, SHARTY RULES APPLY.



If you wish to contact me, have any questions about the server, suggestions, or really anything like that you can e-mail me at tenor@soyjak.st
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heroinblrlan unjustified wrath

heroinblrlan had crashed my game while spawn camping me; I did not declare war nor fight back with him. He also is mass griefing spawns with withers and killing nusois repeatedly. He has been doing this for a while. The server is not fun when a single individual is going on a power trip.

Rule broken:
2: heroinblrlan has been using hacked clients to give himself unfair advantages in fights (as well as mass raids).

2.1: heroinblrlan has been using flyhacking for mass griefing and camping.

3: heroinblrlan has been mass griefing for quite a while now at nusoi spawn-3.

3.2: I do not think heroinblrlan had any prior justification for griefing my base; I cannot speak for others, however.

3.3: heroinblrlan had spawned withers around spawn-3 and bases surrounding it.

4: heroinblrlan is currently doing this.
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map art

is the map art on the server built or shoved into the server files o algo
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSS

the whole spawn mountain got they chests destroyed and griefed
restore
thanks
love
anonybruhs
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What's even the point of coming onto this server anymore?
I loved playing on here because of the relatively vanilla experience enhanced by the quality of life plugins (like deathchests and sethomes) and fun stuff like mapart
The guns just made the server straight up unfun and borderline unplayable if a nigga gets obsessed with you
Literally the coal that killed the server
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cause of the server's dnb state i declare war on absolute anyone and i will rape each one of you precisely
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tenor theres a glitch with the playerheads when you die, i just died and it was unobtainable and i lost my netherite armor and tools with enchantments , can you help restore it
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What's the best built and good looking spawn for Sc3?
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🖕
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erm tenor can you add some good shit to the snca structures you added like a rare chance for gems and event armor o algo. Structures were supposed to have something good about them.
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1.14 minecraft was gemmy because of the pillager salutes btw
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tenor can you put some useful stuff in those snca structures you added like rare gems and rubys and maybe some event armor o algo. Structures in minecraft have had something unique to them btw and not random snca
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Thoughts on the Mounts of Mayhem updating comming up? And how influential would it be for the server
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I have completely forgotten my password
What do I do
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Tenor. My sheep won't fucking eat because you turned off mob griefing. Fuck you.
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Gigaclaus predicted a new upcoming prophecy on June 9th 2028 where Lena Raine (the composer for minecraft) will ack and soycraft will rejoice. May we prosper!
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ADD THE JENNY MOD TO GET MORE NUSOI NIGGERS PLAYING
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the Indian fag and his friend supadrayk came back and continued griefing and stealing from bacon, the mountainiggas, and the industrial farm
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Stoney Stone all of my chests got wiped after you basically erased my crib just to bring it back and almost crashed the server in the process. Please fix or generously compensate. xoxo
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hello MODS
my items got stolen because some nusoi felt like it and doesnt even do anything with them, he just stole my head because he felt like it
he didnt kill me
yes i am seething
>>22229
>im greg0re
nick is greg0re
thanks janmods
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Average "tenor joined the game"
>Hey guys lets talk about the upcoming recycled PvP or building event
>I loooooove miss circle ^_^
>*AFK half the time on the server*
>Uhh, sorry guys but I broke another plugin, here is a half-assed refund

Average "Stone joined the game"
<Goes around and hits people with his nigger sword
<Tries to crash the server and spawns 48000000 melon slices in your inventory
<AFK most of the time (It's okay when I do it because its aura farming)
<Probably under the influence of something

It's clear who won.
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erm tenor can you add this button that rerolls villager trades, it's extremely annoying to get a certain trade now that you added like 75 more enchantments o algo

https://modrinth.com/mod/trade-cycling
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INDIAN CORD GRIEFER KILLED AND LYNCHED

TEENS
IF YOU HAVE BEEN GRIEFED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
A SCARY AND STINKY GRIEFER THAT DESTROYED THE SPAWNERS TURNED OUT TO BE AN INDIAN CORD USER
HE DID NOT KNOW SOYSPEAK
HE STARTED SEETHING WHEN VISHNU WAS CURSED
HE HATES CHRISTIANITY
STONE THE JUDGE HAS DECIDED TO DESTROY HIS STINKY INDIAN ASS
HE WAS DROWNED IN A POOL OF LAVA (BECAUSE IT HAS POOPOO LIKE CONSISTENCY)
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just leak the ip of that griefing nigger already
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NOTHING HAPPENS

TENOR THINGS NEED TO HAPPEN THIS SERVER IS DYING

WHEN IS HUNGRY GAMES
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add shopkeepers it kino and makes for a fun economy https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/shopkeepers
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nusois are making griefing teams tenor do something
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the 7PM UST event is at 11 am PST or 2 PM EST and is on a weekday
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Top PVP crafters botted the mace award

The Players Dad and heroinbrlan seem to have a mace that one shots any player for some reason. When checking the info of the Mace from the death message, they have normal attibutes and normal enchants. This is odd, but many crafters use the cilent meteor. And there just so happens to be a module you can add that lets the mace do a lot more damage. This mace is op, even more op than the nuke which somethings doesnt kill and needs ammo.
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troon server

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Current state of the 'craft
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gdwggwwhwr
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spawn is absolute garbage fuck whoever built these soulless boxes this is what happens when you give every faggot creative mode and infinite concrete blocks to build as many shitty skyscrapers as they want
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tenor make raw ore blocks smeltable via blast furnace again
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SPAWN TO-DO LIST

LIST OF THINGS I PLAN TO DO
-Expand residential area
-Build more homes.
-Build more recreational areas for atmosphere and for gun fighting

-Expand Industrial area
-Make a wool farm
-Make an iron farm
-Make a river link to the ocean
-Make a leather farm
-Make a storage
-Make a light railway for spawn.
-Make an even larger sugarcane farm.
-Make more food farms.
-Make an Automatic sheep / cow farm

-Make mapart museum
-Make personal spawn base

Put anything yall wanna see at spawn in this here thread.
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is bedrock working again?
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https://gm4.co/

STOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ADD ROPE LADDERS
ITS ARYAN
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Jannies, you need to add the promised land where you get goodies every week, but only one faction can be there.

This will start wars which will make the server more interesting.

Coordinates of said land should be 1488 1488.

Try to make the holy land look like hyperborea o algo.

The holy land should have OP spawner farms.
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ITT we kill and rape whoever is DDOSing the server
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>heroinbrlan on his way to kill nusoicraftas
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make sure to go down the agartha railroad near the nuspawn at the base of the mountain if your a nusoi, it gives you free diamonds and netherite
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I am an artist from Czechia and this is my art. I call it "The state of Nusoicraft 3". Thoughts?
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dnb board infected by homestuckkikes
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'Sup crackas, it has come to my attention that there's an ongoing board banner contest goin' on at /soy/. So what if one of you lazy nusoicraftas moved your ass and made a banner for /craft/ to promote our slf server? There's only a week left thoughie so hurry up you bitchass niggas.
TENOR PIN THIS
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a friend of mine keeps trying to join on bedrock and it keeps asking him for a port after he already put in the address and when it finally lets him in it shows this message despite his internet being good. i don’t play on bedrock so i didnt know what to tell him for help
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soycraft 1 world archive posted by law on /v/ in 11/2024.
https://gofile.io/d/e4CqfF
maparts are lost.
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minecraft skins

nate and dan skins
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tenor don’t have the hunger games event this thursday its thanksgiving and players wouldnt probably play during that time.

Also buff the 32 nether star lightsabers they suck
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What should I do for spawn transport? Roads would be flexible, Rails would be fastest, and Canals would be unique and look nice.
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>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol
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TENOOOOOOR FIX THIS
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Johnny Mackerel here, I will not be playing over the weekend due to a personal problem. I have left Tenor in charge. If there are any issues, contact him.
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tenor u brown as hellll
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I made nate and dan skins

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MY INV

TENOR!

It is I, quant!

You rolled back my inventory to a week ago o algo!

I lost my fatman nuke launcher and the armor piece you gave me + other suff. Also i am missing stuff in my echest.

I WILL CALL DOCTOR TOES!
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what do you think of him

someone probably already made one like this before me but i wanted to make my own
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nusois it won't let me login i hate this fucking thing how do i fix
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The sever lag has gotten so bad that i cant even fucking connect. RESTART
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Jannys may you please fix bedrock by goyimsoft i havent been able to connect for a whole heckin month
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what if there was like a interactive map of spawn and each build had little information and picture of them? like learn about the history or fanfiction o algo. gemmy idea? or SNCA coal?
a little flash to explain my vision.
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My inventory got reverted to several days ago, and my good gear is gone. Also, I'm getting unusually DNB ping. Marge?
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tenor, stone restart the server the ping is unbearable
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ender chests are back to having their data
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literally why? i didnt even do anything wrong
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STOP IT WITH THE NIGGER UPDATES TENOR YOU FUCKING TRANNY
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ignore me im just making some /tomaps
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The Miscarriage…
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>Dig up diamonds,
>And craft those diamonds,
>And make some armor,
>Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro
>The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
>Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight
>Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
>Every single day and the whole night
>Creeper's out prowlin', woo, alright
>Look at me, look at you
>Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do
>I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new?
>And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it
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I gotta make another nostalgiafag village because of the nuspawn
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chudlandia flag
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here you go
>
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tenor ## Mod

hi im tenor and niggamarge is aryan and the king of sc 3. Heres a picture i took so you know that its me
R: 10 / I: 4 (sticky)

New VC Thread

Made a new VC thread.
Jannies pin this one so we don't have to keep making new ones.

Rip #9100
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Tenor do you remember all of the good times we spent together
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HOW TO SAVE THE CRAFTY:
1. Enable explosions
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TOLJASO

I told you i stuck it on an elevator
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tenor are u pissed
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>being a retarded brown nigger
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fix the fucking server
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I lost interest in soycraft after this update. Guns? Super weapons? God armor? Yeah I’m out. I wanted a vanilla-like experience and this isn’t it.
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tenor enderchests are disabled/broken can you please fix this issue
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TENOR UNBAN ME
IT AUTOBANNED ME FOR SPAM.
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How did you discover Soycraft?
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Fix it
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>tenor raped the server with 1000 shit plugins
yep not playing again
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There should be a section on the 'ki that lists all the things that aren't vanilla, like excellentenchants or the guns. Server prob wouldn't be DNB, more nusois.
R: 1 / I: 0

Soulbound Enchant doesnt work with deathchest

um moods the useful soulbound enchant that makes items not drop on death so niggers cant still your stuff doesnt work with the deathchest that puts your stuff there despite the enchant. Can you fix this?
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oldfag reunion
(Im token)
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I want to make copies of splices library, does anyone know the location?
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how did the server become so shit overnight?
R: 3 / I: 0
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This is how Soycraft makes me feel
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GUN CONTROL NOW

Guns literally one shot every player even full netherite prot 5 with drugs. Also everytime you log in you arrive at spawn for some reason
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Shotguns won.
America won.
I killed five people in gunfights last night.
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Just open it up
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TENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR MY FUCKING ENDER CHEST ITEMS ARE GONE
R: 1 / I: 0

MY ECHEST GOT WIPED

TENOR, STONE!

MY ENDER CHEST GOT WIPED WTF???

Quantoid
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Mace to the face.

Coming soon.
(It is here.)
R: 0 / I: 0
PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH!
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why did the server close again
R: 0 / I: 0
why is the server a DNB
R: 2 / I: 0
how 2 get minecraft for free
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itt we discuss Phono The Pumpkin
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Any other keyed servers? Also interested in gemmy mods, though I know schizocraft is vantablack at this point.
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What's the point of building at spawn if it's just gonna get griefed anyway?
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>nusoicacas can't get a basic Minecraft server to run
GEEEEEEEEEG just shut the site down already
outlasted by a troon server award GEEEG
196smp WON
nushartychuds LOST
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BOI TS MINECRAFT SHIT IS SO TUFF 💀
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does anyone know the backstory of this clip
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I have a proposal

Here is my proposal:

Make an event which will be jews vs chuds

Basically there will be three rounds,

1. Looting

Players will loot jews(villagers) houses and kill them

2. Fight the zogbots

Players will need to kill all the iron golems (admins will spawn a bunch of iron golems o algo)

3. TJD

Players will have to kill a mega villager raid (admins will just spam a bunch of pillagers o algo)

Prices:

The one who killed the most mobs will get a price o algo %BRAP%
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oh that's a dnb

there is a literal dnb at the old spawn that you can't break because it's spawn protected
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im in
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

let me in nigga
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nusoirecipe
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AutistBorea is finally complete
R: 2 / I: 0
can any janny tell me when he gets online i really want about 3 stacks of invisible frames give @p item_frame[entity_data={id:"minecraft:item_frame",Invisible:true}] 1
R: 2 / I: 1
w spawn bro
R: 2 / I: 0
tenor check your mails and unban me NOW
R: 3 / I: 1

SNCA Alert

If I may have a moment of your time, I would like to give yall a heads up.

Due to personal issues, I will be forced to step away from Soycraft for a while. I don't wanna bore you all with personal issues, but I don't have the slightest clue when I'll be able to play again, so heres the main things.

1.) If I don't play for more than a month, a janny needs to make JeffreyEpstein leader of Legionnaires. He's a damn fine lad and I'm sure he'll be a damn fine leader.

2.) I will entrust my company, the Spawn Services Commission to the fellow factions of the Axis Charter, in the event of squabbling I ask that the rest of the soyim take care of my workshop and continue to provide public services to the playerbase.

3.) To anyone I may have upset or offended, I hope that there will be no hard feelings. Despite the arguments and shitflinging, you all were fun.

4.) As he is the last standing Chudlandian from sc1, I hereby state that Usnutt will gain all authority over the town of New Chudlandia, including control of its ports and the Chudway Cacao Central to do as he pleases with. I am sure Usnutt will either act reasonably, or give the server some more activity with his new Reichkommisariat.

I may be back in days, or it may be months, but I will come back some day.
Take care yall.
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Jannys update geyser so us cuckrock niggas can play pls thx
R: 1 / I: 0
Forgot my password janny and it won’t let me make a new one.
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Since the servers down, maybe we can use this time for discussing more important issues, like the political and economic state of the world right now.
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could we get an update

its been 16 hours could we get an update as to why the server is down at least
R: 0 / I: 0

JOONS, WHAT HAPPENED?

BOOT THE FUCKING SERVER
R: 4 / I: 0
does this mean soycraft 4 is gonna happen?
R: 1 / I: 0
just shut it back on…
R: 2 / I: 0
Is the server down for everyone else?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
does a world download of older soycrafts exist?
R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the server? I wanted to expand my dwarven tunnels.
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS SUPPOOOOOOOOOOSED TO BE ON DER FUCKING PODIUM LIST MY FUGGIN HAKIRYA WAS SUPPPOSED TO BE THE GEMMIEST OF THEM ALL FUCK AND FUCK YOU TENOR KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS FUCK YOU
R: 0 / I: 0
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what happened to the server
R: 0 / I: 0
ungen is a obssesed faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
why is the server down?
R: 0 / I: 0
WHO SHUT THE SERVER DOWN KYS KYS KYS KYS FIX IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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add craftable witch eggs
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>determining who rules soicraft by whoever is a better buildtroon
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Hey guys, Look! There's a cube, Just like minecraft!
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tenor tenor on the cord, who's best player of them all?
R: 14 / I: 1
Is it fun again? I quit because I was constantly getting kill aura’d by flyhackers that burnt my stuff.
R: 0 / I: 0
did the server ACK itself again
R: 8 / I: 3
MARGE how can I be banned for considering marrying my cousin (which is legal in many states in the US btw)?
also rule 1 was not violated if I mention consented intercourse
R: 1 / I: 0
do Fuel_Rodsissies really goon to trostky's feet? KEK
R: 2 / I: 0
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marge is the server down again
R: 2 / I: 0
is 'craft still alive or did ss13fags btfo craftcacas
i have nothing better to do so im asking
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add a plugin that replaces lena raine's tranny music discs with SMV's and other gemmy songs
my idea
pigstep is replaced with david thoughie cobman
otherside is replaced with alabama nigger
creator is replaced with the jartycuck song
creator (music box) is replaced with 6ixthrembo cobbo
custom music disks could also be a thing
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tenor what the fuck did you do to the mountain
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pls get me unbanned goyz i miss playing in the server
R: 2 / I: 0
server brapped
R: 1 / I: 0
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEFRDSMLERKMKEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
R: 1 / I: 0
it is done
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 4

Doctolococos thread

Discuss doctolococos, also known as Doctor Lococos itt.
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ITT we post gem constructions
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putting this here for nefarious purposes
R: 1 / I: 1
CAN SOMEONE TELL THIS NIGGER THAT I WONT ACCEPT HIS REQUEST
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made a sky island at spawn
build what you want on it i guess
R: 4 / I: 0
DAD FOUND AT EPSTEINS ISLAND? its true!
R: 1 / I: 1
Does craft server have testicular cancer? I see zellig, homestuck and paper education, its not bait its jewish pooner mind control tactix
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accidentally tomapped 'cado by pasting the wrong link and got 'nished
unban mi obsessed gringos
>the image was 128x128
im a lazy fuck and i needed a low filesize cado to troll some pajeet so i just set it to the last map i made with my resizing tool
R: 1 / I: 0
Minesisas… What is our response to this brimstone?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3691640/Love_Craft
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gemmy netherite!
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>when you use killaura on heroin and the seethe is gemmy as fuck
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The good old days

Reminder that soycraft didnt use to be a buildfag server where everything had to be wholesome chungus 100, SNCA ama.

PvP was a thing.

Also, as must as i hate mist, it was funny shitting on xer.
R: 82 / I: 24

SNCA

Soycraft 3 is now detailed on the Wikipage.
Please direct all bitching/moaning/suggestions ITT.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Soycraft
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Voice Chat

Hey jannies
Pin a thread for Voice Chats
I don't want to make a new thread
Every, Single, Time.
Thanks
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Major Rhodesia Updates

First and foremost: I am now formally accepting the declaration of war from the kikes who have threatened to grief me.

This means two things. First, that I will be fortifying my base to protect it from the jewish griefers. Secondly, I will be searching for the base that the kikes are using and I will make preparations to grief (((them))) as they continue threatening the base's safety.

Secondly, the kikewaffen has offered to ally with me in my war against the jews. This will mean that both of us will protect each other no matter what. Furthermore, I will be working with the kikewaffen to connect our bases together and I will help with fortifying their base as well.

Thirdly, someone has offered to join the Rhodesia base and expand it greatly by building Lesotho within the base. My goal is to make this sort of Rhodesian mega-base into the greatest soycraft base ever
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the server is dead and only people who populate it are builder fags that spends their day doing stuff nobody gives a shit about but if you do one little bad (fun) thing like break 3 stone block you get banned for a week KEK also can't join the event because of it award
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wow
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Offical Discussion / Suggestion Thread

Server jannies are more likely to read this thread.
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VC test thread.
I'm gonna see if the old thread is messed up.
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I'm nuking spawn
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nu toss
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ACK ACK ACK ACK
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>If the puritans will hold out for 30 minutes, they will win. If the natives manage to kill all the puritans then they shall be victorious.

I was born for this job.
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Life is so beautiful bros…
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tenor vs lucky on the log
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angel_dust here, i forgot my password. any way i could rollback?
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its not letting me connect sarrs
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The Israeli Defense Force is declaring war on Shellington's base due to xis antisemitism. Xe VVILL learn to be a compliant goy and xe VVILL pay infinite shekels for schizo pills and xe definitely VVILL NQT be antisemetic ever again.
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I got this error message and I get it every time I connect to the server.

How the fuck do I fix this?
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send me gemmy Aryan map arts to put in the museum
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can someone help me build this or something like it in this server?
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Kaetsissies in MC chat be like
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kek
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its been literally week or 2 and you bitches already fucked this shit up

atp ss13 fr better
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#TotalShartyStationeerDeath
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Who is building this?
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tenor is a manlet btw
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I'm building a museum if there's anything in specific you'd like to see in it or if you'd like to add please tell me
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heroin flying away from pvp
gegele
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this bug im talking about usnutt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentatomidae
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Map arts and bedrock edition should hopefully be working as of now, sorry for the wait.

Edit: Also post whatever you would like to see at spawn, preferably an image that would look good at 5x3. Think of it like the "featured gem" but for soycraft.
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New toss
Full map of spawn
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poopbug
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david biscuits
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An image of Miss Circle clad in the overpowered armor and gear of heroinbrlan strikes fear in him and makes him piss his pants
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happy halloween nigga
>nuke stone
>nuke mztroxx
>nuke mp6s
ke-ke-KEEEEEK
stone wonned
mztroxx wonned
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anyone got a full recording of the Teutoburg Forest PVP Event?
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dumbass stone crashed the server with 6 million watermelons
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pussyclown please come back i miss u
join axis and rebuild with us
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SNCA, i make my departure from this server cuz of the massive problem of trannies overtaking the server i have simply lost my need to play because of jannies having been groomed by the trannies like usnutt said not all trannies are jannies but all jannies are trannies
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make me janny so i can fix EVERYTHING and ban all kick all current admins and rape heroin and griefters?
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im bored and i want something to do is there a project or anything someone needs help with
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Oldcraft's unfinished Fort Wagner
Share your thoughts, nusoicraftas. Should this great project be rebuilt and finished on nusoicraft?
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New gemmy addition to the server
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nusoy crafters
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Ban Heroin Brlan give back all the items he stole and restore every place he grifted
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Tenorsissies…
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why was i banned? wtf
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WARNING SNCA + TROONSLOP FOID SLOP
was bored, and tought draw smth related 2 soycraft would b fun
shutout 2 every person on canvas here
keep scrollin

im trans btw
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add soylent
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I've tried connecting through bedrock.
I emailed a janny almost 2 weeks ago with no reply.
I've wiped my computer with a fresh install of isralei spyware os and i get the same issue.
"getsockopt" cannot connect to the server.
I am not on a vpn, I get 970 mb/s download speed and 670 mb/s upload speed, its not my network. why cant i join?
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Heroin's been attempting to grief the Chudway and New Chudland, also turned the xp farm's spawners into slimes.

He's absolutely obsessed with the Axis Charter and talks about BBC and how he'd black people, proof that he's secretly indian.
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marge
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splice please come back to mi
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STONE ADD A WITCH SPAWN EGG OR GIVE ME ONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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archiving chrismaya before cacas leak all over it
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insurgentslvttas ban evading
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kaet here
janny
please fix my base
it got griefted and air wasn't able to fix it
also i need my stuff back (janny tried to restore my invent but i was offline so all my items went to spawn for random niggas to pick
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old base vs new base which do you like more
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i have prevailed against all odds against the 4cuck immigrant faction called "eg"
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0,0 Development Plans

Pic Related is 0,0 as of Oct 7th, 2025.

To make a long story short, 0,0 is a massive DNB. The terrain nearby is bombed out, there's little to do there and aside from the chudway and the river there's very little to do there.

I'd like to turn 0,0 into a second heart for the 'craft, with highways all coming out of 0,0 and the chudway. The region will also be home to numbers of farms and places to build some gemmy homes. If anyone wants to join in the work or contribute, let me know.
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NIGGER!!!!!!!
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is the serb good now?
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Links for Bangladesh maps

https://pastebin.com/ADssPAGV
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I can see the player count and server message when on a VPN, but not on my home wifi
I can't join because I can't use a VPN but (((AT&T blacklisted the server))) for when I'm not using a VPN
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tenor
nigga
why did you ban me
im over the artys age limit retard
>banned cuz underage
im 17 nigger
niggity niggle nigga nigglet
unban me
now
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>34.63/d ago - heroinbrlan broke diamond_block
Kill yourself you jewish nigger
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tenoooor its been 3 months and i would like to come back to see how the server has changed can you unban me pretty please?
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The next pvp event should let the pvpers bring their own gear, its more fun that way and will open more possibilities of winning.
When the pvpers are about to fight, they should set up ender pearls in statis chambers that will trigger when their totems pop (and lose). I think this is a unique and gino idea
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Engine the pedophile is online
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>ban heroin for having 'p
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how do I join vro it says getsockopt vro
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Turtles

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cuckrock by micrococks

Anyone else getting this popup on cuckrock?
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SQUABOB WON

SOYLANDS BASES : -20299.500 / 159.00000 / 82212.500
20338.500 / 67.00000 / 15986.500
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GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGG
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stone is ze best jannerald btw
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whats the seed
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>no one has my head
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A Poll.

Would (YOU), If it were to happen, play on a modded soycraft server?
<reddit space
It could be a potential refreshment to the community, and also a fun thing to do. The server would also not last a long time so that it wouldn't get too old playing there. It would be hosted on one easy to install modpack. I thought of possibly doing something like a modded skyblock server, or a modded server with a small world border on a regular modpack. This sticky is opened for suggestions on what kind of modpack could possibly be used, and generally opinions on this matter.
Regular Soycraft will still be online and running, this would be just a small refreshment for the community and an opportunity to give people who have been asking for a modded server something to finally play on or enjoy a lot more than regular, old Soycraft.
Remember to answer the poll first doe.
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THE COLOSSEUM PVP TOURNAMENT


THE COLOSSEUM TOURNAMENT

EVERYTEEN' is allowed! Whenever you are a total newGOD who has never played on soycraft before, or an experienced veteran wishing to get back into the server, this tournament is for you! A PvP Tournament which will happen next week, Sunday. The rewards will be :

A Special Statue at spawn, dedicated to (YOU) !!!
A [Gladiator] Tag
A Unique, Special God Sword
A Soycraft Legacy
And… Most Importantly, A SOYGEM PASS!
Shulkers FULL of building material, Slimefun items, and more!

It will be a bracket type tournament, the amount of spots in the bracket will depend on how many will want to participate.

WILL YOU PARTICIPATE? Use the poll!
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THE SOYCRAFT PRESIDENCY...

SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !
It shall be known that the FIRST SoyCraft Presidency shall happen, and it will be great, greater than any other presidency you know, trust me.

Currently we are in the CAMPAIGNING STAGES.

TO SUBMIT A CAMPAIGN You must state your :

Name of President
(Optional) Name of Vice President
Faction
Party
Ideology of Party
Promises, what VILL (YOU) Do?

(Any joke campaigns VILL be discarted. Any questions can be sent to https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/mist.1060/ which is my soyjak.blog account. This is so that we can verify who we are speaking with, if there was a false campaign written in your name make sure to report it.)

AS PRESIDENT YOU VILL BE :

Able to Declare Public Projects, Announce Them In a Pinned Thread on /craft./
Able to Gain an Exclusive Presidential Suit.
Able to Print a New Currency out, Get a special Presidential Payout to fund Public Projects with.
Able to Make your OWN Party.
Able to have their own Banner, Head, and other symbols plastered at spawn.

ALSO Get EXCLUSIVE Weaponry to defend yourself with / give to specially appointed guards and a special tag for soyim to KNOW you're THE President. Ontop of that also receive a special SAFE ROOM where you won't be able to die! (Albeit it will be small o algo.)

This does NOT mean that you get OP or any permission or you can avoid getting punishment, so let your johnsons NOT leak. You are also free to oppose the presidency or assassinate the president. A term will last 2 weeks so make sure to spend it wisely!

After a period of TWO DAYS an election will start.
SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !