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In a recent address, the Jartycuck Refugee Council and (former albeit)Jartycucks published an obsessed petition imploring Quote and Boot to call for a ceasefire in the war-torn board of /nate/, once a literal 'P board with all manner of disgusting fetishes and perversions being undertaken by jartycuck refugees and longtime native gooners of /nate/ who survived the /nate/ war and ensuing terrorist attacks and claimed genocide in /nate/.

The shelling and terrorist attacks conducted by devoutly religious(except kikes) 'teens, and this belonging to a movement known simply as "NEVER GOON", have taken a severe toll on /nate/'s population. Unable to post their fetish porn they are driven from their homeland by the marauding anti-goon squads and become refugees, flooding other boards with brimstone. The refugee crisis escalated after several thousand gooners and faggots were executed by Christian and Islamic extremists near the region of Lesotho.

The crisis leaves the sharty divided as some believe /nate/ should be left in peace as a containment board to prevent porn spreading excessively to other boards, while others believe it is necessary to annihilate porn on the site once and for all. With attack after attack by chuds manning artillery and riding into gooncaves on horseback before torching them, several vantablack trans jartycuck leaders have appealed to the soypreme court and Judge Cob Gemington, to rule the conflict as a genocide and to place protective, anti-spam measures on /nate/. It is unclear what the coutcome of this conflict will be, but with the politics involved it is likely to be more convoluted than ever before.

Chud gemson, Soy News at 6 o'clock.

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never goon, never edge

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>coutcome

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faggot larp ruining the website

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Now that it's over can they start posting nude women instead of furry inflation or whatever turboslop they spray on the log

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Sieg Heil

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Limes won, if that matters.

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>In a recent address, the Jartycuck Refugee Council and (former albeit)Jartycucks published an obsessed petition imploring Quote and Boot to call for a ceasefire in the war-torn board of /nate/, once a literal 'P board with all manner of disgusting fetishes and perversions being undertaken by jartycuck refugees and longtime native gooners of /nate/ who survived the /nate/ war and ensuing terrorist attacks and claimed genocide in /nate/.
>
>The shelling and terrorist attacks conducted by devoutly religious(except kikes) 'teens, and this belonging to a movement known simply as "NEVER GOON", have taken a severe toll on /nate/'s population. Unable to post their fetish porn they are driven from their homeland by the marauding anti-goon squads and become refugees, flooding other boards with brimstone. The refugee crisis escalated after several thousand gooners and faggots were executed by Christian and Islamic extremists near the region of Lesotho.
>
>The crisis leaves the sharty divided as some believe /nate/ should be left in peace as a containment board to prevent porn spreading excessively to other boards, while others believe it is necessary to annihilate porn on the site once and for all. With attack after attack by chuds manning artillery and riding into gooncaves on horseback before torching them, several vantablack trans jartycuck leaders have appealed to the soypreme court and Judge Cob Gemington, to rule the conflict as a genocide and to place protective, anti-spam measures on /nate/. It is unclear what the coutcome of this conflict will be, but with the politics involved it is likely to be more convoluted than ever before.
>
>Chud gemson, Soy News at 6 o'clock.

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Has anyone in human history lost as hard as J*rtypedos? Assyrians come close but at least they used to be relevant thousands of years ago.

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>>10238 (OP)
Bone chilling lorerald

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Jartycuck refugees are flooding to >>>/ptb/

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They’re now at /ptb/

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>>10243
Ononono baitsissies do we really fail this badly???

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testeet



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